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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just wanted to get this out there...there is no sexy body like a mother's body. First time mums especially

Those beautiful curves and boobs make my dick go crazy

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

How would you know it they’re a first time mum?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued "

The ability to walk, in my case

Also interested to know.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First time mums are fuller

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"First time mums are fuller "

Fuller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, today's popcorn thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller

Fuller?"

It’s a brewery from Chiswick, Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit, I find pregnant women incredibly sexy. But I'm not sure why.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to admit, I find pregnant women incredibly sexy. But I'm not sure why. "

You're not alone.

They are a work of beauty.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"First time mums are fuller

Fuller?"

I mean, I'm fatter now, but that's after no.²

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

The only time I've found a pregnant woman's body sexy is when she had been carrying my child.

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love progeny women, so sexy. Whichever number pregnancy

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm sorry OP but you cannot tell the difference between a 1st time and a however many times a mum....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"First time mums are fuller "

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"First time mums are fuller

Fuller?

I mean, I'm fatter now, but that's after no.² "

I’m still losing my baby weight

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"First time mums are fuller

Fuller?

It’s a brewery from Chiswick, Nora "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"First time mums are fuller "

My bloody purse isn’t fuller I’ll tell ya that much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old "

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry OP but you cannot tell the difference between a 1st time and a however many times a mum.... "

Speak for yourself

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "

Sorry OP that's bollocks...and I don't mean literally

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "

That is complete and utter balderdash. My boobs filled more after my second and the curves were same after both my kids.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"First time mums are fuller

My bloody purse isn’t fuller I’ll tell ya that much! "

True blooming true

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued "

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "

Pahahahaha! My boobs deflated like squashed balloons and I'm "curvier" (read, fatter).

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is a tad weird

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

this isnt going down to well listen to the ladies op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice."

Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?"

Steady on, it was very obviously a joke.

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Excellent thread, thanks OP, learned some things about the pregnant body I'd never known before

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?

Steady on, it was very obviously a joke."

I saw the joke in it

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

That bloody Oedipus fellow, it all started with him .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep thinking about Ferris Bueller's Day Off for some reason. Think it's the fuller thing. Fuck knows.

It's still weird.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

"

bareback not just sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?

Steady on, it was very obviously a joke."

It’s 2023 dontcha know. Any form of humour must be sense checked for any form of ‘ism’ first before posting in case of offence.

Verdict: GUILTY. Misogynism.

To the Gulag!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?

Steady on, it was very obviously a joke.

It’s 2023 dontcha know. Any form of humour must be sense checked for any form of ‘ism’ first before posting in case of offence.

Verdict: GUILTY. Misogynism.

To the Gulag! "

Haha! Back to ze cooler!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

bareback not just sex."

Goodness gracious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

bareback not just sex.

Goodness gracious "

AND they cum inside too!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued "

After pains

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

bareback not just sex.

Goodness gracious

AND they cum inside too! "

Cum and go, in some cases!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

After pains "

Oooooooooo yes. Yes yes. Ouch.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

Oh so in your opinion, a woman that has a baby is a slut? Think about it. Mum?"

Are you being serious?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

bareback not just sex.

Goodness gracious "

oh no, did i shock you? can i bring you some water

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

After pains

Oooooooooo yes. Yes yes. Ouch. "

I begged for strong painkillers.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Can, Worms need I go on?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice.

bareback not just sex.

Goodness gracious

oh no, did i shock you? can i bring you some water"

Corporation pop, please. None of that desalinated crap

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Can I just put it out there that all women are great whether they have had children or not….and whether they are curvy or not and being a man I am in no way connected to the op…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just put it out there that all women are great whether they have had children or not….and whether they are curvy or not and being a man I am in no way connected to the op….. "

To be fair some are right bitches

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Can I just put it out there that all women are great whether they have had children or not….and whether they are curvy or not and being a man I am in no way connected to the op…..

To be fair some are right bitches "

I can neither agree or disagree

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

How long after, asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this.

So much.

Like "Yeah, no way this can come across strange at all. Going for it".

Pandering at its finest and most peculiar.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I definitely wasn't fuller as a first time mum, 2nd time much fuller and fatter and stretched

But yeah thanks

Mrs

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

I know it’s a common thought that if you’re expecting a boy your bump is more out the front and a girl is more all round.

And swinging a ring on a thread of cotton over the bump - was it backwards & forwards for a boy, circles for a girl?

Red

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?"

Think carefully, to quote the Artics...

"Do I wanna know?"

Ignorance might be bliss

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?"

I get the sense the OP is talking about lady people who are gestating an extra person.

The rest of you - urgh.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?

Think carefully, to quote the Artics...

"Do I wanna know?"

Ignorance might be bliss "

Are they the tribute band for the ARCTICS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we talking about the women's body while she is pregnant or once she's given birth?

Think carefully, to quote the Artics...

"Do I wanna know?"

Ignorance might be bliss

Are they the tribute band for the ARCTICS "

I swear. My phones auto correct sometimes is just. Pain.

Or I'm a utter twonk.

Both. Probably.

But thanks for correcting that blasphemy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long after, asking for a friend "

You have that perfect milf body

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm fuller now, than I was when I was pregnant. Maybe I could pretend, might get some extra dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women’s bodies are just phenomenal and beautiful and I think actually motherhood’s impact on their bodies being sexualised is a bit weird. Admittedly I have learned this since becoming a dad. Shit really changes you

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I definitely wasn't fuller as a first time mum, 2nd time much fuller and fatter and stretched

But yeah thanks

Mrs "

I was much fuller the third time as it was twins

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I was full of mini mars bars first time round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My curves developed way more after my third! After my first, curves were nowhere to be seen haha

Mrs

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Love a mum body

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.

Jo.Xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was full of mini mars bars first time round"

Is that a euphemism?!

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By *op4bottomMan
over a year ago

Billingham

Any womans body is beautiful and one that has just had a bay is fantastic, hips bum boobs MMMM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller "

How are we measuring "Fuller"? Is there a scale?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Do you mean hasn't got a wizard sleeve chuff from too many kids OP

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I was full of mini mars bars first time round

Is that a euphemism?! "

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.

Jo.Xx "

Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller

Fuller?

I mean, I'm fatter now, but that's after no.²

I’m still losing my baby weight "

I'm still trying to shift mine after 15 years

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"How long after, asking for a friend

You have that perfect milf body "

Ridiculous.

My pregnancy was 10 years ago!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Any womans body is beautiful and one that has just had a bay is fantastic, hips bum boobs MMMM"

I've not had a bay. I do promenade occasionally though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.

Jo.Xx

Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness' "

I mean that can't end in tears can it

Also two.

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "

First time mums are just younger than n-times mums, usually fitter. You can be honest and say that you like when young mums boobs swell up

I am getting older, I prefer more relaxed curves

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Any womans body is beautiful and one that has just had a bay is fantastic, hips bum boobs MMMM

I've not had a bay. I do promenade occasionally though. "

Bays are generally much less trouble than greys. Or, heaven forbid...a chestnut mare!

A

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Any womans body is beautiful and one that has just had a bay is fantastic, hips bum boobs MMMM

I've not had a bay. I do promenade occasionally though.

Bays are generally much less trouble than greys. Or, heaven forbid...a chestnut mare!

A"

I think I'm a flea bitten grey

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By *ellykitWoman
over a year ago

gloucester


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "

Tbf I was more toned with a smaller bump with my first. I had my second child just over 2 years later, things had not completely retreated from the first time an my muscles and skin were definitely looser.

I was definitely larger and more ‘curvy’ with My second pregnancy, my milk came in earlier (about a month before I gave birth so boobs were larger). My bump was also bigger, the child was an extra 2LB at birth, this is normal, 2nd,3rd (ect) pregnancies usually result in bigger babies as you body gets used to carrying.

I was definitely plumped up more with number 2!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" My bump was also bigger, the child was an extra 2LB at birth, this is normal"

I think a 2lb difference is huge! This is like a 25% increase or bigger

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"First time mums are fuller

Fuller?

It’s a brewery from Chiswick, Nora "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller

Fuller?

I mean, I'm fatter now, but that's after no.²

I’m still losing my baby weight "

Me too but my youngest is 15 and oldest 22!

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"What's the difference between a first time mother and a second time OP? Intrigued

You know they’re a slut because they’ve had sex at least twice."

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"First time mums are fuller

How are we measuring "Fuller"? Is there a scale?"

The Fuller Scale is created to represent the amount of humanitarian impact an invention will have.

The unit of humanitarian impact is named after R. Buckminster Fuller (1895 - 1983).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller "

Wtf?

Anyway… I like virgins.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"Can I just put it out there that all women are great whether they have had children or not….and whether they are curvy or not and being a man I am in no way connected to the op….. "

Thank you! Sometimes it almost seems like it's the "mum" part that's more attractive than just the "tum"! I only have the latter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "

And the vag is tighter. After 2 kids it never shrinks back. Like a traffic cone.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.

Jo.Xx

Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness' "

I thought the same!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller

How are we measuring "Fuller"? Is there a scale?

The Fuller Scale is created to represent the amount of humanitarian impact an invention will have.

The unit of humanitarian impact is named after R. Buckminster Fuller (1895 - 1983). "

Outstanding fact! OP, sounds like the Fuller scale is already taken. You'll have to let us know when you work out how we're quantifying fullness.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder

And the vag is tighter. After 2 kids it never shrinks back. Like a traffic cone."

Thats why God invented anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder

And the vag is tighter. After 2 kids it never shrinks back. Like a traffic cone.

Thats why God invented anal."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.

Jo.Xx

Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness'

I mean that can't end in tears can it

Also two."

Don’t think I could’ve laughed any harder at this

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, the only thing different about my mum body is a fanny with more room and saggy titties.

I always had big hips and a little belly before having kids. I had loads of stretch marks too.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton


"Well, the only thing different about my mum body is a fanny with more room and saggy titties.

I always had big hips and a little belly before having kids. I had loads of stretch marks too. "

Your boobs look where they should be for their size & can't comment on your fanny but I think you look as sexy as anyone on here.

Either way worth those minor changes I,m sure.

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

What a strange, inaccurate observation. I am a woman and surprisingly know my body better than any man. My body was not fuller whilst pregnant or after baby number one. I looked exactly the same except I was carrying a baby. Baby number 2 omg I just piled on weight everywhere! Hips changed completely and my tits were massive

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"First time mums are fuller

Is this youth speak I'm too old to understand? You'll have to explain furthe, God I feel old

Boobs are bigger and the curves are rounder "

The amount of pish on here lately....

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm intrigued as to how we know how many children a woman has had by looking at her. But I was definitely fuller with and after my second child.

Jo.Xx

Omg can we make this the next thread. Guess the number of kids the forumite has birthed by her body and it's 'fullness'

I mean that can't end in tears can it

Also two."

There might be more chance of tears if they're currently pregnant

Also, spot on!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Those who have had more than one child maybe not then I’d guess OP

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