FabSwingers.com forum: Things to outlaw

By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Worldwide: dishonesty.

FA world: people who don't read your profiles.

Your turn.

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Worldwide: dishonesty.

FAB world: people who don't read your profiles.

Your turn."

Ooops phone didn't like Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worldwide : Alphabetti Spaghetti

Fab : Alphabetti Spaghetti

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Socks with sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worldwide : Alphabetti Spaghetti

Fab : Alphabetti Spaghetti "

Oh and poverty and war and inequality and all that shit. Obvs. But mainly Alphabetti Spaghetti

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Worldwide: war

Fab: Dick pics in messages

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Inlaws.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Worldwide: Selfishness

Fab world: Grotty chavs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worldwide : Alphabetti Spaghetti

Fab : Alphabetti Spaghetti "

WW: Nukes

Fab: Dan Berks (for outlawing alphabetti spaghetti)

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Worldwide: Loud speakers

Fab world: Empty profiles

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Worldwide : Alphabetti Spaghetti

Fab : Alphabetti Spaghetti "

How is my dinner going to talk to me now?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Worldwide: idiots

Fab: idiots who can’t take a fucking hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worldwide : Alphabetti Spaghetti

Fab : Alphabetti Spaghetti

WW: Nukes

Fab: Dan Berks (for outlawing alphabetti spaghetti)"

hellllooo

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

People, children, smoking ,drinking

Dressing as you like in public

Breathing air drivers cyclist pedestrians. Animals that will do for now I'll get back to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x"

THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Media telling lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh definitely this

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x"

You've seen them. Are you soul-less?

What about them driving in the third lane and people having to go into the fourth to overtake, when there's no one in the second, and very little traffic in the first?

My blood boils. I agree, outlaw the Buggers.

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Worldwide : Alphabetti Spaghetti

Fab : Alphabetti Spaghetti

Oh and poverty and war and inequality and all that shit. Obvs. But mainly Alphabetti Spaghetti

Too late, only one thing per category per person (thems the rules I've just added

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Inlaws."

Even outlaw them from Fab?

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Worldwide: Loud speakers

Fab world: Empty profiles "

Empty profiles are an instant ignore from me, so a Fab filter. I likes it

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"People, children, smoking ,drinking

Dressing as you like in public

Breathing air drivers cyclist pedestrians. Animals that will do for now I'll get back to you "

That's ok cos Fab don't allow under 18s

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Inlaws.

Even outlaw them from Fab?

The stories and fantasies section would be very sad

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x

THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

Ohhhh nice torso.

Oops I digress.

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 24/06/23 13:00:04]

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Oh definitely this"

Did you mean to reply and quote? Otherwise outlawing an oh, and especially the BIG OHHHHHHH is not acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x

THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Ohhhh nice torso.

Oops I digress.

Thanks, it's from Google

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Inlaws.

Even outlaw them from Fab?

The stories and fantasies section would be very sad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits out Tuesday

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x

THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Ohhhh nice torso.

Oops I digress.

Thanks, it's from Google

Mines from Play-Doh

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Tits out Tuesday "

Is this part of your campaign for Todgers out Tuesday instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x

THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Ohhhh nice torso.

Oops I digress.

Thanks, it's from Google

Mines from Play-Doh

Genuinely looool'd at the eyes on your nipples

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Tits out Tuesday "

But the birds have done no wrong. Oh you don't mean worldwide

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Worldwide: Marmite

FAB: the bumhole emoji. This one. I mean WTAF is it really supposed to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits out Tuesday

Is this part of your campaign for Todgers out Tuesday instead?

Oh god no

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Threads that have fuck or fucking in the tittle

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Tits out Tuesday

Is this part of your campaign for Todgers out Tuesday instead?

Or torsos... Ooops getting obsessed

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

No pics on a profile, private pics only or people who say they don't reply to anyone without a pic on their profile, but they haven't got one themselves.

Rain in the Summer months

TV and radio ads

Endless TV and movie remakes

Narcissists

Free speech

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Worldwide: Marmite

FAB: the bumhole emoji. This one. I mean WTAF is it really supposed to be?

I wouldn't plug a lightbulb up your @rse

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Threads that have fuck or fucking in the tittle "

Good job I didn't ask what to fucking outlaw

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x

THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Ohhhh nice torso.

Oops I digress.

Thanks, it's from Google

Mines from Play-Doh

Genuinely looool'd at the eyes on your nipples

'The eyes Chico, they never lie' x

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No pics on a profile, private pics only or people who say they don't reply to anyone without a pic on their profile, but they haven't got one themselves.

Rain in the Summer months

TV and radio ads

Endless TV and movie remakes

Narcissists

Free speech

Some people are just so greedy

. Did you not see the rules added at a later point?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Threads that have fuck or fucking in the tittle

Good job I didn't ask what to fucking outlaw

OK note to self when the next fucking thread comes around things to fucking outlaw

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Inlaws.

Even outlaw them from Fab?

•

In fairness they were the ones who got me on here!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Pineapple on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Threads that have fuck or fucking in the tittle "

Fuck those fucking threads

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Pizza"

People that don't like pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza

People that don't like pizza "

People that don't like people that don't like pizza

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x"

Is that a metaphor?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Pizza"

Gods beige food

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Inlaws.

Even outlaw them from Fab?

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In fairness they were the ones who got me on here!

Inaswingdress will read the story

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Threads that have fuck or fucking in the tittle

Fuck those fucking threads"

Yes that belongs in the fuck thread

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By *inosaur PantsMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Worldwide Arrogance

FAB world "Fab if you'd Fuck/Lick/Want a blowjob/Want me to sploosh you with cake" pics

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"No pics on a profile, private pics only or people who say they don't reply to anyone without a pic on their profile, but they haven't got one themselves.

Rain in the Summer months

TV and radio ads

Endless TV and movie remakes

Narcissists

Free speech

Some people are just so greedy

. Did you not see the rules added at a later point?

People who ask me if I've seen the rules

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Pizza

Gods beige food "

The food of Gods, that's why lilith doesn't eat it

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"No pics on a profile, private pics only or people who say they don't reply to anyone without a pic on their profile, but they haven't got one themselves.

Rain in the Summer months

TV and radio ads

Endless TV and movie remakes

Narcissists

Free speech

Some people are just so greedy

. Did you not see the rules added at a later point?

People who ask me if I've seen the rules

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Have we run out of things to outlaw?

I have another one for Fab ( I'm a rule breaker

), outlaw people asking to meet when you have a meet ad up, but they're not available for the day you are

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Have we run out of things to outlaw?

I have another one for Fab ( I'm a rule breaker

), outlaw people asking to meet when you have a meet ad up, but they're not available for the day you are

Along with the ones who are so hot and horny when they message you, and want to meet that day. Then when you try to arrange it, the excuses start

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Oh, and unkempt feet

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Radio presenters that talk over the intr/outro of great tunes

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My.moms cooking it's a fucking travesty against cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typos

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Worldwide: fireworks

Fab world: “see where things go” phase

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Radio presenters that talk over the intr/outro of great tunes"

Definitely this

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Worldwide: dishonesty.

FA world: people who don't read your profiles.

Your turn."

People who read your profile and think it doesn't apply to them and message you anyway.

All that bollocks about Fabswingers now being a publicly traded entity etc

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

People on TV that continually interrupt,shout down,talk over the top of other people and generally flap their mouth like a cows arse in May.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving in the middle lane, constantly, even when there is not another soul within sight x"

Or the selfish twats that speed up to block you moving out at junctions to allow others to join.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

seagulls

cliche

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"People on TV that continually interrupt,shout down,talk over the top of other people and generally flap their mouth like a cows arse in May."

Or simply all talking at once - it fries my brain.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Wasps

Thread takeovers

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Mobile Phones in Pubs,Cinemas,Theatres Restaurants, Coffee Shops et al.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians

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By *rdimpsMan
over a year ago

Hull

Non binary.

Should have been fucking swallowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiche

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Quiche"

We have quiche on FAB?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"People on TV that continually interrupt,shout down,talk over the top of other people and generally flap their mouth like a cows arse in May.

Or simply all talking at once - it fries my brain."

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Central banking .. take the banks back from the private families like Rothchilds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quiche

We have quiche on FAB?

Blasphemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Central banking .. take the banks back from the private families like Rothchilds "

This

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Central banking .. take the banks back from the private families like Rothchilds

This "

Most important one

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Central banking .. take the banks back from the private families like Rothchilds "

Take them back?

Wasn't banking originally in the hands of wealthy families because it was their money they loaned? So shouldn't you be asking to take banking away from them? Or but them out?

As you can tell I'm not up on this issue

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Real world -people suddenly stopping walking Infront of you to check their phone .

Fab -Gross cringey graphic messages from those I've never spoken before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worldwide: Governments

Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Billionaires.

People with n0 sense of fun, or (in) decency.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"...Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages. "

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That is a topic for a separate thread. Indeed it's their lack of effort and gumption when it comes to the momentum of dialogue.

#NotAllWomen

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Worldwide: Governments

Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages. "

You get first messages from women? Nah, don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worldwide: Governments

Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

You get first messages from women? Nah, don't believe you

you calling me ugly?!

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over a year ago

"...Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

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That is a topic for a separate thread. Indeed it's their lack of effort and gumption when it comes to the momentum of dialogue.

#NotAllWomen"

True!

#NoTallWomen

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"...Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

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That is a topic for a separate thread. Indeed it's their lack of effort and gumption when it comes to the momentum of dialogue.

#NotAllWomen"

I respect you filtering out tall women, but dont keep ending your comments with 'no tall women'!!

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Worldwide: Governments

Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

You get first messages from women? Nah, don't believe you

you calling me ugly?!"

Shall I go see

Just calling you a man

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

People who say “the proof is in the pudding”. NO! The proof OF the pudding IS IN THE EATING. If you’re going use a phrase or saying at least get it fucking right!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"People who say “the proof is in the pudding”. NO! The proof OF the pudding IS IN THE EATING. If you’re going use a phrase or saying at least get it fucking right!"

If we're going to make stuff like that illegal, we won't have a tax base to support prisons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "be kind" brigade who are actually the biggest cunts around.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Cruelty to animals..

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

People who throw out the contents of a bakery into the garden and re-create Hitchcock's The Birds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worldwide: Governments

Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

You get first messages from women? Nah, don't believe you

you calling me ugly?!

Shall I go see

Just calling you a man

For my sins yes I am

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Worldwide: Governments

Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

You get first messages from women? Nah, don't believe you

you calling me ugly?!

Shall I go see

Just calling you a man

For my sins yes I am

Burn the witch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worldwide: Governments

Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

You get first messages from women? Nah, don't believe you

you calling me ugly?!

Shall I go see

Just calling you a man

For my sins yes I am

Burn the witch!"

Fair.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Worldwide: Governments

Fab: Women that don’t make effort in first messages.

You get first messages from women? Nah, don't believe you

you calling me ugly?!

Shall I go see

Just calling you a man

For my sins yes I am

Burn the witch!

Fair. "

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By *ifeforelivingMan
over a year ago

teesside

Chavs with trackie bottoms tucked into socks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Worldwide..... Olives obvs

Fab ..... Bullies

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Worldwide..... Olives obvs

Fab ..... Bullies "

No, no, no to outlawing olives OBS

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

E sccoters and cyclists on the footpath.oh hang on...they are....

Outlaw the cops who sit there and watch it happen because it's to much like hard work.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Everything is dishonest in this world now .. distractions put in place to stop you finding the truth

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Worldwide..... Olives obvs

Fab ..... Bullies

No, no, no to outlawing olives OBS

Vile balls of devils snot sorry

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By *uer MalusMan
over a year ago

Narnia

Political correctness and snowflakes.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Cruelty to animals.."

Good one

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Worldwide..... Olives obvs

Fab ..... Bullies

No, no, no to outlawing olives OBS

Vile balls of devils snot sorry

But they produce wonderful oil.

And, ermmm the must like devils' snot

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By *melie LAL OP Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Political correctness and snowflakes."

Read that as cornflakes

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

People who don’t use deodorant / anti perspirant in this weather - seriously, can’t you smell yourself? Because the rest of us can, absolutely rank

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