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How long do you take to get ready for a Fab meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you take a few hours to properly shave every inch of your body, moisturise, double and triple scrub those intimate areas, choose the right outfit etc etc or a quick swill of the balls* under the tap and throw on your go-to pulling shirt and you’re ready to go

(* or female equivalent of a “gentleman’s wash” whatever that may be)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Hours.

Seriously, I cannot put it any simpler. All those metrosexual skincare products and regime. These Fab women are worth it.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

1 hour for the economy version (shower, shave, blow dry, make up, lingerie). Longer for the deluxe upgrade when douching too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hours.

Seriously, I cannot put it any simpler. All those metrosexual skincare products and regime. These Fab women are worth it."

I can imagine your balls being pristine

In fact I’m imagining them right now

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

What meets? You people have to rub it in……….( just give me a mo)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"1 hour for the economy version (shower, shave, blow dry, make up, lingerie). Longer for the deluxe upgrade when douching too"

•

I can vouch for this: even the finest art ice-sculpture would melt from her warming ablutions.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hours.

Seriously, I cannot put it any simpler. All those metrosexual skincare products and regime. These Fab women are worth it.

·

I can imagine your balls being pristine

In fact I’m imagining them right now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We actually take so long. Most of it is me lying in bed waiting for her to get ready but it’s at least 2 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my next Fab meet I'll be wiping off the sweat and eating a mint. Usually it takes me a few days to get ready. Opal Fruit fanny (thank you Teabags)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 3 hours.

Minimum!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A social/dalliance or date?

Why yes Dan, I do dislike the word meet.

It really depends. Sometimes I'll listen to music, chat to a friend as I get ready and make sure everything is sorted. It can take a couple of hours as I obviously need to dance and sing along.

Other times I'll be ready in half a hour.

Next Friday before UpTheBrum it's going to take a couple of hours because I'll be talking and wearing something I don't normally so need to hype myself up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A social/dalliance or date?

Why yes Dan, I do dislike the word meet.

It really depends. Sometimes I'll listen to music, chat to a friend as I get ready and make sure everything is sorted. It can take a couple of hours as I obviously need to dance and sing along.

Other times I'll be ready in half a hour.

Next Friday before UpTheBrum it's going to take a couple of hours because I'll be talking and wearing something I don't normally so need to hype myself up a bit. "

Noted my lovely. I shall use the word “soirée” going forwards xx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

An hour-ish?

Shave, Good ol scrub, moisturise and spray the efforts for a fine fab woman are necessary

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh days... there is the overthinking part, then the planning to do things part... then the changing the plans...

If we are actually talking actions to create a clean and not too ugly Posh, though... about an hour. Maybe 90 minutes. Depends how long it has been since I last Shaved my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4-5 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4-5 weeks"

And the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 5 minutes

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4-5 weeks

And the rest "

And hi stranger. You won't remember me. But I know you. Fab know you anyway.

F

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4-5 weeks

And the rest "

Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

2 mins, wet wipe down I'm all good.... Who cares if I've still got hairy toes.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 mins, wet wipe down I'm all good.... Who cares if I've still got hairy toes.

Mrs "

Ohhh I always forget to do the toes!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"2 mins, wet wipe down I'm all good.... Who cares if I've still got hairy toes.

Mrs

Ohhh I always forget to do the toes!!"

I usually forget 1 leg

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"A social/dalliance or date?

Why yes Dan, I do dislike the word meet.

It really depends. Sometimes I'll listen to music, chat to a friend as I get ready and make sure everything is sorted. It can take a couple of hours as I obviously need to dance and sing along.

Other times I'll be ready in half a hour.

Next Friday before UpTheBrum it's going to take a couple of hours because I'll be talking and wearing something I don't normally so need to hype myself up a bit.

Noted my lovely. I shall use the word “soirée” going forwards xx

"

Thank you hun, it's really nice when people change their language to better suit my mood. xoxo

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It takes me an hour to shave, trim and moisturise. Then there's hair and makeup.

I stopped meeting because I felt I was putting in a lot of effort for little reward.

Now, they're lucky if I shave my legs and brush on some mascara.

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I get distracted a lot, so probably half the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4-5 weeks

And the rest

Errr you blew me out last time if I remember. "

EXCUSE you man was saving the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4-5 weeks

And the rest

Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.

EXCUSE you man was saving the world "

I know where you are, that part of the world did not need saving.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Same as it does for anything else, shit, shave and a shampoo and I’m ready to go.

The mr

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

It takes hours, but I enjoy the process. It steadily increases the excitement for the meet, putting the whole look and outfit together. I'm meticulous in my attention to detail in preparing for a meet.

It makes the "meet now?" messages really funny to me. Like no dude, I don't look like my pictures without a couple hours of work.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Not long, 30 - 40 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4-5 weeks

And the rest

Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.

EXCUSE you man was saving the world

I know where you are, that part of the world did not need saving. "

You need wine o'clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4-5 weeks

And the rest

Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.

EXCUSE you man was saving the world

I know where you are, that part of the world did not need saving.

You need wine o'clock "

I need you o'clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4-5 weeks

And the rest

Errr you blew me out last time if I remember.

EXCUSE you man was saving the world

I know where you are, that part of the world did not need saving.

You need wine o'clock

I need you o'clock"

You'll need a wheelchair when I'm done

(It's a joke, for anyone that gets offended)

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Depends how long is needed... if I've been working then I'll take longer.

Whatever the case, always try and be the best that is achievable for a prospective meet and clean, trimmed, dressed etc.

Need to try and soften the blow as best as I can and if a meets been arranged, it's only decency to be my best

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yesterday I finished work at about 5.45pm and was all showered, dressed and ready to leave for the 2 hour drive to the club as planned just after 6pm.

We left about 7pm.

I'm saying nothing........

A

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Approximately three weeks.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm never ready

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Normally a couple of hours, bath, him to shave me, make up, hair and getting dressed. Usually longer if dressing him too

Lxx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Get ready?

It doesn't take long to lie back pull your knickers to one side

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Get ready?

It doesn't take long to lie back pull your knickers to one side "
omg sweaty fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ready?

It doesn't take long to lie back pull your knickers to one side "

You have knickers on?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Get ready?

It doesn't take long to lie back pull your knickers to one side

You have knickers on? "

It hides the gape

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By *eeman1Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

What’s a fab meet?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Depends on the meet. anything from 10 mins to 1 hour.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Get ready?

It doesn't take long to lie back pull your knickers to one side

omg sweaty fanny "

Not just a sweaty fanny, a Marks and Spencer clad sweaty fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7months so far still got invited lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ready?

It doesn't take long to lie back pull your knickers to one side

omg sweaty fanny

Not just a sweaty fanny, a Marks and Spencer clad sweaty fanny "

Sounds tasty.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

1-2 hours if I get on with it.

The whole day if I'm daydreaming and procrastinating

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And to the question.

In general an hour of getting ready time to have a trim and a good clean.

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