FabSwingers.com forum: I gave him 3 dates....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Block him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick him in the nuts. Unless he’s into that and then never kick him in the nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore and forget.

Men hate that.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck someone else and send him a pic of him balls deep inside you

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"
strip him naked and make him walk the streets of glasgow

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

What an absolute prick!!

Depends how well you know him. If it’s the first time I’d block him and move on. Tough shit, old sausage.

If you know him, go round and do a massive steamer on his doorstep. Put a flag in with a humorous message as a pièce de résistance.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Were they stuffed dates?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were they stuffed dates? "

Well I was aiming for that.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

He’s not interested. Block him.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Try figs next time

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Never talk to him again and block him on everything, sounds like a waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Key his car.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"

Send him pictures of me and you on the designated dates

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Go find his wife and dob him in

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Make a forth, and book a make dwarf to send instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post fish through his letterbox.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

As you feel and have no remorse for it! There's a reason some are utterly untrusting on this site and there's another example for the prosecution..

Been there, but they're a fool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!

Send him pictures of me and you on the designated dates

There's only one left.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

PS.. A fucking idiot!!! Christ you look hot!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Raise him a fig

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Set an angry mob loose on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"

A chance at a fourth.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Write a letter to your MP.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Write a letter to your MP."

Then dress in the robes of a Septa and intone "shame" while you walk him through the streets naked while people throw shit at him.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

What were the reasons… ?

I need context before I dish out the punishment.. for example if he got pigeon poo in the eye then I’d be tempted to just mock.

Like a Beaufort scale if you will.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

He's an absolute idiot, but unfortunately there are a few on Fab.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Definitely cast aspersions upon him

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I'll swap three dates for three figs....

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East

Send your pics to my inbox. He would really hate that

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Arrange another date and this time you cancel

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By *om-4-SubMan
over a year ago

KILMARNOCK

3 chances!!!

If things don't flow in your life they ain't meant to be!

Take the lessons and grow.

Don't waste anymore energy or time on this!

YOLO

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Arrange another date, get him to book a table at a nice restaurant, his treat to make up for being a loser. Turn up wearing some baggy jeans and a old hoodie with holes in it. Eat the meal, let him pay the bill, say ta and then just leave and block him on everything

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By *amesM999Man
over a year ago

rugby

"Post fish through his letterbox."

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol! "

Nobody wants a fishy flap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him another chance. There's no way he'd let you down a 4th time

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Missed the 3 chance's part.. Our responses stand on 1 alone! 3 time's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol! "

I am a very vengeful person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol!

Nobody wants a fishy flap

Don’t kink shame.

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By *amesM999Man
over a year ago

rugby

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol!

I am a very vengeful person."

Here I was thinking geordies are the happiest people I know! You’ve opened my eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"

Go and write his telephone number in a few public toilets

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol!

Nobody wants a fishy flap

Don’t kink shame."

Sorry, nobody but them want a fishy flap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine being given 3 chances with someone as gorgeous as her and bot even showing up

If you need rebound revenge sex to video to him I'll selflessly help you out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message him that now you’ve seen those ‘other pics’ of him it’s not something you’re into.

Then block him.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Give him another chance. There's no way he'd let you down a 4th time

She's a glutton for punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol!

I am a very vengeful person.

Here I was thinking geordies are the happiest people I know! You’ve opened my eyes! "

And your letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol!

Nobody wants a fishy flap

Don’t kink shame.

Sorry, nobody but them want a fishy flap"

That’s better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

Just incase want someone scaring too…erm…. can I perhaps take your number?…..

*Woody crosses his fingers and hopes this just might work….

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By *amesM999Man
over a year ago

rugby

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol!

I am a very vengeful person.

Here I was thinking geordies are the happiest people I know! You’ve opened my eyes!

And your letterbox

Wow!! Hang fire! I was just commenting saying I didn’t want to fall out with you! Don’t be opening my letter box!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Post fish through his letterbox.

I can’t work out if this is from experience or you’re just somebody not to fall out with lol!

I am a very vengeful person.

Here I was thinking geordies are the happiest people I know! You’ve opened my eyes!

And your letterbox

Wow!! Hang fire! I was just commenting saying I didn’t want to fall out with you! Don’t be opening my letter box!! "

Someone be smelling kippers in the morning

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By *amesM999Man
over a year ago

rugby

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

Are you friends with geordie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

Just incase want someone scaring too…erm…. can I perhaps take your number?…..

*Woody crosses his fingers and hopes this just might work…."

Sure, look out for a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

Are you friends with geordie?"

If you want him scared then I'm sorry but I already make his life hell.

We're besties though, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

Just incase want someone scaring too…erm…. can I perhaps take your number?…..

*Woody crosses his fingers and hopes this just might work….

Sure, look out for a message

3 months later…..

Narrator- Woody now realises he is going to have to scare people himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

And women...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"

Send him a pic of you sucking my cock

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Silent treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

And women..."

You're not a women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

And women...

You're not a women

That hurts

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By *amesM999Man
over a year ago

rugby

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

And women...

You're not a women

That hurts"

I really hoped you knew each other. That’s could of been awkward lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I'm going to put a meet now up.

I'm just wondering what the wording should be

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Block him and ignore him.

Pretend the fucker never existed and he will regret every missed opportunity for the rest of his life.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I think I'm going to put a meet now up.

I'm just wondering what the wording should be

Total waste of space let me down and this pussy needs petting, who wants to make me purr?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!

Send him pictures of me and you on the designated dates

There's only one left."

When is the last remaining date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an idiot. His punishment should be no more dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been known to scare men. Call me if you need me.

And women...

You're not a women

That hurts"

Truth hurts Dave, now man up catfish

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

Never descend to their level if you do there is a danger that you begin to feel bad behaviour is acceptable.

Remove him from your mind knowing that you are the better person.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I think I'm going to put a meet now up.

I'm just wondering what the wording should be

•Meat Me Now: at the Fortnum & Mason Delí Counter•

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"

My best suggestion? Ignore. Move on. Do better for yourself. And most of all don’t give it a second thought, least of all think about punishing him. His punishment is he doesn’t get to meet you or ever enter into your mind at all.

Life is built on building your own karma

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Punishment? What you going to give him 6 months litter picking and a conditional discharge ?

I would have fucked him off after the second no show.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"

His punishment ?.. meet another guy you want to meet and wants to meet you , get a Veri put up of what ye did together.. when he reads it he'll see them what exactly what he missed out on

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sprinkle lego outside his door.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

3 stood up dates. Pretty much he doesn’t want to meet then. Block the person and purge them from memory and get on with life and meeting new people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 stood up dates. Pretty much he doesn’t want to meet then. Block the person and purge them from memory and get on with life and meeting new people "

Indeed.

That was a bitter pill to swallow the other day.

If they wanted to see you, they'd make the time.

Big oofs. I bought it all.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Sprinkle lego outside his door."

Your despicable!!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Do you mean you gave him a choice of three and he's not seen you on any so far?

Or that he's stood you up for all three?

I don't know why I thought the former. Might be that though.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"

What in the world is wrong with some people….I would have been dancing from just getting a reply from you…(totally gorgeous)

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

"He said he'd see me for all of them.

But he guess what!?!?

It ended up being none of them.

Why should his forfeit/punishment be?

I need ideas, do your worst!!!"

Well a ‘punishment’ would be to name and shame for time wasting but if you’re not going to take that approach then block and move on. Simples.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Send him used knickers soaked in deep heat

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