FabSwingers.com forum: Unicorns are not the hardest thing to find

By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

A woman with no tattoos who also doesn't have her age preference set to 30 and above who also is looking for single guys who also has an account that isn't run by the man who just wants to show pictures of his wife who also doesn't live far away is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my thoughts are with you at this difficult time. Px

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

my thoughts are with you at this difficult time. Px

Thoughts and prayers.

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

my thoughts are with you at this difficult time. Px

Godspeed. Thank you my sister in Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my thoughts are with you at this difficult time. Px

Godspeed. Thank you my sister in Christ "

You will find what you’re looking for IJN Amen

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Best of luck finding what you're looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#prayfor_razel

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

One day OP, through the trials and tribulations of your meanderings around the Fab ecosystem, you shall find your Shangri-la.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reals though we actually need more people like the OP in here. He brightens the place up

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

It'd be no fun if it was too easy to find what you are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way the trick to get more people with lower age ranges is to get more young people on here so we need to tell everyone to make an account. Problem solved. You’re welcome

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Damn. I have tattoos

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

"A woman with no tattoos who also doesn't have her age preference set to 30 and above who also is looking for single guys who also has an account that isn't run by the man who just wants to show pictures of his wife who also doesn't live far away is"
you tried the socials

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Sad times op.

Mrs

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"One day OP, through the trials and tribulations of your meanderings around the Fab ecosystem, you shall find your Shangri-la.

Shangri-la? Didn't she go UNLOS about a year ago? Is she back under a new name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than the tattoos, the distance and the account being ran by a man we are exactly what you’re looking for.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Now let's try to find a unicorn that matches those criteria

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Nearly hit all those criterias except for being close oh well.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"One day OP, through the trials and tribulations of your meanderings around the Fab ecosystem, you shall find your Shangri-la.

Shangri-la? Didn't she go UNLOS about a year ago? Is she back under a new name?"

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"Shangri-la" sounds like a group of playback vocalists for a 70s Blaxploitation movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly hit all those criterias except for being close oh well. "

Does distance REALLY matter though. If you are a match I say go for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than the tattoos, the distance and the account being ran by a man we are exactly what you’re looking for."

Nice arse man

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By *ARKblondeCouple
over a year ago

london

"#prayfor_razel

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Nearly hit all those criterias except for being close oh well.

Does distance REALLY matter though. If you are a match I say go for him

Shush you, if I did I'll then be outed as being a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than the tattoos, the distance and the account being ran by a man we are exactly what you’re looking for.

Nice arse man"

Thanks bro. I’ve been hitting those squats on the regular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me but I am rather far away sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I failed badly here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I failed badly here. "

Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I failed badly here.

Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool."

Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I failed badly here.

Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.

Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs? "

Deal. Wanna start a wank group?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I failed badly here.

Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.

Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?

Deal. Wanna start a wank group?"

Thursday nights work for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I failed badly here.

Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.

Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?

Deal. Wanna start a wank group?

Thursday nights work for you?

My wife goes to Pilates on Thursdays so that could work.

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

Thank you for your thoughts and prayers in this most dire time. I consulted with the fab god and he said that the distance isn't necessarily so bad. However, the the tattoos are still a deal breaker. This was something we both agreed on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I failed badly here.

Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.

Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?

Deal. Wanna start a wank group?

Thursday nights work for you?

My wife goes to Pilates on Thursdays so that could work."

Oh mine too! I'll bring snacks.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Good luck with your search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I failed badly here.

Yeah bro. Stop sharing pics of your wife. It’s not cool.

Swap you, some of mine for some of your Mrs?

Deal. Wanna start a wank group?

Thursday nights work for you?

My wife goes to Pilates on Thursdays so that could work.

Oh mine too! I'll bring snacks. "

I’ll bring lube and some 80’s jazz mags. I hope you like bush

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Thank you for your thoughts and prayers in this most dire time. I consulted with the fab god and he said that the distance isn't necessarily so bad. However, the the tattoos are still a deal breaker. This was something we both agreed on."

What’s up with tattoos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always just ask them to put plasters over them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did not!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Sending you a box of Kleenex man size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sending you a box of Kleenex man size "

Presumptuous of you.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sending you a box of Kleenex man size

Presumptuous of you. "

He has lots of wanking ahead of him, I'm thoughtful

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

What’s up with tattoos? "

In all candour, I guess the minimalist tattoos are ok. I don't like the ones that are big and cover up a large portion of whatever body part they are on. If I'm intimate with someone I don't want to look down at their thigh and see Amy Winehouse staring back at me, or worse still, a dragon circling a rose with a thorns

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Another young one doing nothing but moaning and not in a good way

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Don’t worry OP, at least your problem now is that you can’t find one.

What if you found one and she didn’t like you? That would be much worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s up with tattoos?

Would a tweetie pie be OK?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

What’s up with tattoos?

Would a tweetie pie be OK?"

He'd moan about that reminding him of childhood trauma probably

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