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By *asty tatsy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Right now, I’m just laying on my sofa thinking what would be lovely right now. For me a little paddling pool with a lilo and a cocktail

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Chicken nuggets, chocolate buttons, strawberry milkshake, godfather marathon, nosh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could go for someone sat on my face.

Or my favourite alcohol free stout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This shift to end

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

A delicious salad with crisp lettuce, fresh tomatoes, olives, feta, sweetcorn and grated carrot drizzled with olive oil please. Fresh bread with thickly spread salted butter (no crust) if it's not too much trouble. A glass of ice cold white wine not too dry to accompany it please.

A young, handsome,bronzed and oiled gentleman to serve it please on a fresh white shirt and smartly pressed black trousers.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

In! In not flaming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In! In not flaming on "

*looks at camera*

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"In! In not flaming on

*looks at camera*

"

How are you at making salads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In! In not flaming on "

Served on him perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a night of drinking and dancing.. followed by a plethora of penis Px

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"In! In not flaming on

Served on him perhaps "

It's certainly an idea

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By *asty tatsy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"a night of drinking and dancing.. followed by a plethora of penis Px "

Ooooo I could have a boogie tonight

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

My stomach to stop making noises!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Chicken nuggets, chocolate buttons, strawberry milkshake, godfather marathon, nosh."

Félìx, if I was that way inclined I could easily fancy you myself with those delectable options. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less anxiety

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Right now, I’m just laying on my sofa thinking what would be lovely right now. For me a little paddling pool with a lilo and a cocktail "

You can use me as the lilo. You provide the pool and I’ve got loads of cocktails in my drinks fridge I can bring

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"A delicious salad with crisp lettuce, fresh tomatoes, olives, feta, sweetcorn and grated carrot drizzled with olive oil please. Fresh bread with thickly spread salted butter (no crust) if it's not too much trouble. A glass of ice cold white wine not too dry to accompany it please.

A young, handsome,bronzed and oiled gentleman to serve it please on a fresh white shirt and smartly pressed black trousers. "

Favourite post so far today. A food description and a typo that changes everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two things I immediately need are coffee and a shower. Easily solved.

Aim low!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kinder bueno and a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booze.

An air-conditioned bar.

Some disgraceful company for light hearted bitching and banter.

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.

.

Or, a tongue punch in the fart box.

Either Or

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Booze.

An air-conditioned bar.

Some disgraceful company for light hearted bitching and banter.

.

.

.

Or, a tongue punch in the fart box.

Either Or"

I can help with the 3rd one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booze.

An air-conditioned bar.

Some disgraceful company for light hearted bitching and banter.

.

.

.

Or, a tongue punch in the fart box.

Either Or

I can help with the 3rd one"

Thanks.

Yeah number 4 is a bit out there isnt it?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Booze.

An air-conditioned bar.

Some disgraceful company for light hearted bitching and banter.

.

.

.

Or, a tongue punch in the fart box.

Either Or

I can help with the 3rd one

Thanks.

Yeah number 4 is a bit out there isnt it? "

I’d say number 4 depends on how much number 1 is involved

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Full body massage, I ache all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some peace and quiet would be lovely!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A decent motorbike, a wallet full of cash and the time to enjoy the open roads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uninterrupted sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a day with a gorgeous bbw just to stay chat and drink the night away

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Hmmm I could probably have a wank I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I could probably have a wank I guess"

I'll help!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Chicken nuggets, chocolate buttons, strawberry milkshake, godfather marathon, nosh.

Félìx, if I was that way inclined I could easily fancy you myself with those delectable options. X"

Nero, my dear fellow, we regularly seem to be similarly minded. Although I am surprised - nuggets, buttons and milkshake speak to my inner child (which is actually millimetres under the surface!). I thought you’d be more of a long gin & tonic with smoked salmon, lemon juice and cracked black pepper on crackers

Nonetheless, I would happily while away an afternoon with you discussing the finer points of food and fillies.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Chicken nuggets, chocolate buttons, strawberry milkshake, godfather marathon, nosh.

Félìx, if I was that way inclined I could easily fancy you myself with those delectable options. X

·

Nero, my dear fellow, we regularly seem to be similarly minded. Although I am surprised - nuggets, buttons and milkshake speak to my inner child (which is actually millimetres under the surface!). I thought you’d be more of a long gin & tonic with smoked salmon, lemon juice and cracked black pepper on crackers

Nonetheless, I would happily while away an afternoon with you discussing the finer points of food and fillies."

We can compromise: Gin & Tonic Smoothie, salmon goujons...you get the idea...?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"To have a day with a gorgeous bbw just to stay chat and drink the night away"

Can't do the gorgeous, can do gobby fat woman who loves her craft beer.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wish it were Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French martini

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Evening in the garden with good music, craft IPA, fire pit burning and someone to cwtch, chill out and talk crap with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken nuggets, chocolate buttons, strawberry milkshake, godfather marathon, nosh.

Félìx, if I was that way inclined I could easily fancy you myself with those delectable options. X

·

Nero, my dear fellow, we regularly seem to be similarly minded. Although I am surprised - nuggets, buttons and milkshake speak to my inner child (which is actually millimetres under the surface!). I thought you’d be more of a long gin & tonic with smoked salmon, lemon juice and cracked black pepper on crackers

Nonetheless, I would happily while away an afternoon with you discussing the finer points of food and fillies.

We can compromise: Gin & Tonic Smoothie, salmon goujons...you get the idea...? "

I can supply the home made hollandaise sauce for the salmon goujons, and a lemon and raspberry crumble cake for dessert, but a glass of very dry white wine for me, please!

Her

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Chicken nuggets, chocolate buttons, strawberry milkshake, godfather marathon, nosh.

Félìx, if I was that way inclined I could easily fancy you myself with those delectable options. X

·

Nero, my dear fellow, we regularly seem to be similarly minded. Although I am surprised - nuggets, buttons and milkshake speak to my inner child (which is actually millimetres under the surface!). I thought you’d be more of a long gin & tonic with smoked salmon, lemon juice and cracked black pepper on crackers

Nonetheless, I would happily while away an afternoon with you discussing the finer points of food and fillies.

We can compromise: Gin & Tonic Smoothie, salmon goujons...you get the idea...?

·

I can supply the home made hollandaise sauce for the salmon goujons, and a lemon and raspberry crumble cake for dessert, but a glass of very dry white wine for me, please!

Her"

This has all the hallmarks of a nascent Fab Picnic, Part¹. The more the merrier.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Someone to snuggle into me, and just chill for the evening. A film, some food, conversation and a good laugh.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

An ale (or 4), a Chinese takeaway, someone to rub my feet & legs, and a snog.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Chicken nuggets, chocolate buttons, strawberry milkshake, godfather marathon, nosh.

Félìx, if I was that way inclined I could easily fancy you myself with those delectable options. X

·

Nero, my dear fellow, we regularly seem to be similarly minded. Although I am surprised - nuggets, buttons and milkshake speak to my inner child (which is actually millimetres under the surface!). I thought you’d be more of a long gin & tonic with smoked salmon, lemon juice and cracked black pepper on crackers

Nonetheless, I would happily while away an afternoon with you discussing the finer points of food and fillies.

We can compromise: Gin & Tonic Smoothie, salmon goujons...you get the idea...? "

Perfect! And pleasant discourse on the tartan blanket by the river

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"An ale (or 4), a Chinese takeaway, someone to rub my feet & legs, and a snog."

If you take the feet out, I'll consider it.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"An ale (or 4), a Chinese takeaway, someone to rub my feet & legs, and a snog.

If you take the feet out, I'll consider it. "

Ankles & above?

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"An ale (or 4), a Chinese takeaway, someone to rub my feet & legs, and a snog.

If you take the feet out, I'll consider it.

Ankles & above? "

Sounds like a deal to me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Excellent

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