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"What do you call a three legged donkey?……. D." Harold | |||
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"What do you call a three legged donkey?……. D. Harold " that made me giggle as much as the proper joke! 
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"What do you call a three legged donkey?……. D. Harold that made me giggle as much as the proper joke!
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"What do you call a three legged donkey?……. D. Harold " Fucks sake I nearly spat my drink out lol | |||
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"Hit reply and quote buddy or people have no clue who you're replying to " Got ya!! can you see why it’s took me 8 months for the picture verification  | |||
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"Everybody is welcome lol! " Like a brothel? | |||
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"Welcome to the forum, OP. " We have our first kind contributor!!! All you other lot take note!!! Lol | |||
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"What do you call a three legged donkey?……. D. Harold Fucks sake I nearly spat my drink out lol" Never read the forums without swallowing first | |||
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"Welcome aboard. The forums are honestly one of the best parts of this site." I feel like this is where the laugh could be, I’m not sure I wanna be sending desperate looking messages to ladies lol. I’d prefer to have the crack and then get chatting! | |||
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"Welcome aboard. The forums are honestly one of the best parts of this site. I feel like this is where the laugh could be, I’m not sure I wanna be sending desperate looking messages to ladies lol. I’d prefer to have the crack and then get chatting! " You won't get no crack before chatting | |||
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"What do you call a three legged donkey?……. D. Harold Fucks sake I nearly spat my drink out lol Never read the forums without swallowing first " Dammit almost did it again ( ) | |||
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"Welcome aboard. The forums are honestly one of the best parts of this site. I feel like this is where the laugh could be, I’m not sure I wanna be sending desperate looking messages to ladies lol. I’d prefer to have the crack and then get chatting! You won't get no crack before chatting "We’ve definitely found the joker anyway! I’m sure there are lots of ladies on here who wish a male had never chatted lol | |||
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"Welcome to the forums. They definitely are an interesting aspect of fab. Have fun "Thanks, I need some real life verifications next, and maybe some pictures. Are we all happy to do another forum post in a years time for that achievement? | |||
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"Welcome aboard. The forums are honestly one of the best parts of this site. I feel like this is where the laugh could be, I’m not sure I wanna be sending desperate looking messages to ladies lol. I’d prefer to have the crack and then get chatting! You won't get no crack before chatting
We’ve definitely found the joker anyway!
I’m sure there are lots of ladies on here who wish a male had never chatted lol "There's plenty of jokers on here, you'll find out. It gets really serious now and then though but luckily not often because the paracetamol don't work like they used to | |||
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"Welcome to the forum, OP. We have our first kind contributor!!! All you other lot take note!!! Lol " So now you're taking a pop at forumites who have been here a lot longer than you. I'd suggest that's probably not the wisest move you could make and will likely alienate people and have many of them hitting the block button. I haven't seen one post on here that I would consider to be unkind. | |||
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"Welcome to the forum, OP. We have our first kind contributor!!! All you other lot take note!!! Lol So now you're taking a pop at forumites who have been here a lot longer than you. I'd suggest that's probably not the wisest move you could make and will likely alienate people and have many of them hitting the block button. I haven't seen one post on here that I would consider to be unkind." Have you checked your sarcasm meter recently | |||
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"Welcome to the forum, OP. We have our first kind contributor!!! All you other lot take note!!! Lol So now you're taking a pop at forumites who have been here a lot longer than you. I'd suggest that's probably not the wisest move you could make and will likely alienate people and have many of them hitting the block button. I haven't seen one post on here that I would consider to be unkind." One of us has definitely failed with the sarcasm! Could be me, or might be you! | |||
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"Welcome to the forum, OP. We have our first kind contributor!!! All you other lot take note!!! Lol So now you're taking a pop at forumites who have been here a lot longer than you. I'd suggest that's probably not the wisest move you could make and will likely alienate people and have many of them hitting the block button. I haven't seen one post on here that I would consider to be unkind." Or he's celebrating a positive he's noticed. This place needs more if that, negativity can get you on the block list. | |||
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"Welcome op. I went shopping for a camouflaged jacket yesterday, but I couldn’t find any. " Thanks, I feel that was perfect timing | |||
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"Welcome to the forum What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells." I think you're talking at crossed purposes | |||
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"A lorry load of viagra was st*len the other day.... police say they're looking for two hardened criminals....." Warning: spilt load on the M6 | |||
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"Welcome to the forum What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells." I'm going to change eye to thigh and use that as a smutty joke in the future, thank you | |||
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"Welcome to the forum, OP. We have our first kind contributor!!! All you other lot take note!!! Lol So now you're taking a pop at forumites who have been here a lot longer than you. I'd suggest that's probably not the wisest move you could make and will likely alienate people and have many of them hitting the block button. I haven't seen one post on here that I would consider to be unkind. Or he's celebrating a positive he's noticed. This place needs more if that, negativity can get you on the block list. "I’ve definitely found my favourite profile already! Seriously though, I’m not out to upset anyone I’m sure people will block. Im not everyone’s type but life would be boring if we was all the same right! We should all look to have as much fun as possible! | |||
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"I see plenty of people contributing to the forums who aren't photo-verified "They will have been person verified to post if no PV | |||
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"Welcome to the forum What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells. I'm going to change eye to thigh and use that as a smutty joke in the future, thank you "
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"Welcome to the forum What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells. I'm going to change eye to thigh and use that as a smutty joke in the future, thank you "If anybody was going to do that it was you!! You didn’t even need to tell us, we all knew it LOL! | |||
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"Welcome to the forum What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells. I'm going to change eye to thigh and use that as a smutty joke in the future, thank you " | |||
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"Welcome to the forum What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells. I'm going to change eye to thigh and use that as a smutty joke in the future, thank you
If anybody was going to do that it was you!! You didn’t even need to tell us, we all knew it LOL! "Everyone here knows I'm a complete  | |||
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"Welcome to the forum What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells. I'm going to change eye to thigh and use that as a smutty joke in the future, thank you
Oh you didn't. "Can't help it | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common?" Both hard to pull off ? | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common? Both hard to pull off ?" Both get sucked off in bogs! | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common? Both hard to pull off ? Both get sucked off in bogs!" That happened to me one time, my wellie is still in the ground now I reckon | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common? Both hard to pull off ? Both get sucked off in bogs! That happened to me one time, my wellie is still in the ground now I reckon "Glad you elaborated it was the welly you was talking about lol | |||
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"A lorry load of viagra was st*len the other day.... police say they're looking for two hardened criminals..... Warning: spilt load on the M6 "( ) | |||
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"What do George Michael and wellies have in common? Both hard to pull off ? Both get sucked off in bogs! That happened to me one time, my wellie is still in the ground now I reckon
Glad you elaborated it was the welly you was talking about lol"I figured it was best to straight away | |||
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"Hellooooooo " Hello, apologies about everyone else being so rude!! Im glad you’ve joined us x | |||
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"Everybody is welcome lol! Like a brothel? " Like my bedroom  | |||
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"Everybody is welcome lol! Like a brothel? Like my bedroom "Always lowering the tone | |||
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"Is your inbox flooded with thirsty women now, OP? It's overrun by them here. " I can’t talk about my inboxers like that!!! Are you trying to get me on every block list! You was my favourite as well!! I need to watch out for you!! Ps I’m happy for any thirsty women to inbox me, I could definitely arrange something to get you a drink  | |||
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Did nothing for my penis, in fact it put people off because i looked hard
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"One of my exes had a weird kink where she asked me to rub my bell end against her nostrils.. I said that's a weird kink does it have a name ?? She shrugged and said " Fuck Nose " "This could be winning right now!! Yes I’m making it into a competition, an no I have no prize, other than you took the limelight away from my photo verification moment!! | |||
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"One of my exes had a weird kink where she asked me to rub my bell end against her nostrils.. I said that's a weird kink does it have a name ?? She shrugged and said " Fuck Nose "
This could be winning right now!! Yes I’m making it into a competition, an no I have no prize, other than you took the limelight away from my photo verification moment!! "My pleasure sir | |||
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"One of my exes had a weird kink where she asked me to rub my bell end against her nostrils.. I said that's a weird kink does it have a name ?? She shrugged and said " Fuck Nose "
This could be winning right now!! Yes I’m making it into a competition, an no I have no prize, other than you took the limelight away from my photo verification moment!!
My pleasure sir "I’m not saying you’re the overall winner, just currently in my opinion lol | |||
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"8 months to get picture verified
People get married, have a kid and get divorced quicker than that "He probably has - he’s mentioned being discreet so | |||
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"8 months to get picture verified
People get married, have a kid and get divorced quicker than that
He probably has - he’s mentioned being discreet so "“Can be discrete and happy to send face pictures” is the quote. It was more aimed at the other party, yes I will upload pictures, but no I won’t upload my face but will send to anybody I message first. As I’m sure people can verify. Guessing you’ve been with a few silent husbands | |||
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"8 months to get picture verified
People get married, have a kid and get divorced quicker than that
He probably has - he’s mentioned being discreet so "I haven't looked, I'm about as discreet as Mr Blobby at a train spotting meet | |||
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"Hello! I’ll be back with a joke  "How did the hipster burn her mouth? She was drinking a latte before it was cool. | |||
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"Hello! I’ll be back with a joke
How did the hipster burn her mouth?
She was drinking a latte before it was cool. "I was expecting bigger things Mr pickle! | |||
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"Hello! I’ll be back with a joke
How did the hipster burn her mouth?
She was drinking a latte before it was cool.
I was expecting bigger things Mr pickle! "You aren't the first to say that to Pickle | |||
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"Hello! I’ll be back with a joke
How did the hipster burn her mouth?
She was drinking a latte before it was cool.
I was expecting bigger things Mr pickle!
You aren't the first to say that to Pickle "I’m guessing you’re as bored as me at work today lol | |||
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"Welcome op. I went shopping for a camouflaged jacket yesterday, but I couldn’t find any. Thanks, I feel that was perfect timing "Always.  | |||
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"Hello! I’ll be back with a joke
How did the hipster burn her mouth?
She was drinking a latte before it was cool.
I was expecting bigger things Mr pickle!
You aren't the first to say that to Pickle
I’m guessing you’re as bored as me at work today lol"I work from home but the brothel runs itself pretty much | |||
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"Hello! I’ll be back with a joke
How did the hipster burn her mouth?
She was drinking a latte before it was cool.
I was expecting bigger things Mr pickle!
You aren't the first to say that to Pickle
I’m guessing you’re as bored as me at work today lol
I work from home but the brothel runs itself pretty much "Just on here looking for new clients and staff? | |||
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"As you can tell I’ve not made much effort on here lol yet anyway!! " 8 months to upload a pic or two....slow starter I see | |||
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"Hello! I’ll be back with a joke
How did the hipster burn her mouth?
She was drinking a latte before it was cool.
I was expecting bigger things Mr pickle!
You aren't the first to say that to Pickle
I’m guessing you’re as bored as me at work today lol
I work from home but the brothel runs itself pretty much
Just on here looking for new clients and staff? "Got to branch out now and then | |||
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"This is how a newbie gets automatic pass into the clique... Yea I said it lol how shameful of me ! Welcome OP what a great introduction thread "Steady on, he's not even conducted a survey yet | |||
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"Hello! I’ll be back with a joke
How did the hipster burn her mouth?
She was drinking a latte before it was cool.
I was expecting bigger things Mr pickle!
You aren't the first to say that to Pickle
I’m guessing you’re as bored as me at work today lol"I’m sorry to disappoint but like said above you’re not the first to be disappointed by me  | |||
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"This is how a newbie gets automatic pass into the clique... Yea I said it lol how shameful of me ! Welcome OP what a great introduction thread
Steady on, he's not even conducted a survey yet "Shush... don't give out the secrets lol | |||
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"This is how a newbie gets automatic pass into the clique... Yea I said it lol how shameful of me ! Welcome OP what a great introduction thread "Hahahah, wohooo I’ve made it!!! Im very surprised how well this has gone myself to be honest. Just thought it’s a bit easier to have a laugh with everyone. By all means people can message me directly if they please! X | |||
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"This is how a newbie gets automatic pass into the clique... Yea I said it lol how shameful of me ! Welcome OP what a great introduction thread
Hahahah, wohooo I’ve made it!!! Im very surprised how well this has gone myself to be honest. Just thought it’s a bit easier to have a laugh with everyone. By all means people can message me directly if they please! X"Now your officially a clique member surely it's time for a profile pic or is that another 8 months away? Mrs | |||
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"Is your inbox flooded with thirsty women now, OP? It's overrun by them here. I can’t talk about my inboxers like that!!! Are you trying to get me on every block list! You was my favourite as well!! I need to watch out for you!! Ps I’m happy for any thirsty women to inbox me, I could definitely arrange something to get you a drink "That's the one, I'm attempting to have you discuss your inbox contents, leading to a temporary ban. Call it an initiation. | |||
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"This is how a newbie gets automatic pass into the clique... Yea I said it lol how shameful of me ! Welcome OP what a great introduction thread
Hahahah, wohooo I’ve made it!!! Im very surprised how well this has gone myself to be honest. Just thought it’s a bit easier to have a laugh with everyone. By all means people can message me directly if they please! X
Now your officially a clique member surely it's time for a profile pic or is that another 8 months away?
Mrs "I feel to much pressure now, but I’m going to do it!! I’m a personality searchers dream! It will be up tonight! | |||
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"Have you offered us cake yet?" I feel I should be offered cake, I’m the newbie and I love cake! What are you putting on offer? | |||
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"What do you call a three legged donkey?……. D." I don't get it.. | |||
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"Have you offered us cake yet? I feel I should be offered cake, I’m the newbie and I love cake! What are you putting on offer? " The newbies offer cake. It's the law. We do not make the rules. | |||
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"Have you offered us cake yet? I feel I should be offered cake, I’m the newbie and I love cake! What are you putting on offer? The newbies offer cake. It's the law. We do not make the rules. Do I need to start a new thread with favourite cake choices lol " | |||
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