FabSwingers.com forum: How to catch a unicorn

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We all know the traditional way to do it. Spot one in the wild. Tempt them in closer without homemade lemon drizzle cake, then hug them with superglue on your hands.

But what other ways can you use to catch a unicorn?

(This thread may not be entirely serious

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

FAF?

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We've always found a trial of cheese leading to a box on a stick ready to be pulled away worked pretty well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be still but sexy. They’ll approach you calmly.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You have to wait until she's got the horn and then ride her like she's never been rode before.

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

Bread crumbs bin the woods leading to a tent with us inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usually the couple just tempt me with tequila and pizza, rather than superglue cuddles!

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

"usually the couple just tempt me with tequila and pizza, rather than superglue cuddles!

Gone to the shop for tequila!!!! Hold that thought !!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"usually the couple just tempt me with tequila and pizza, rather than superglue cuddles!

I need to get a job at domino's

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"FAF? "

You asking me or telling me?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Gin, cock & boobs

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Cheese. "

Do we need to set up an advanced game of mousetrap?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"usually the couple just tempt me with tequila and pizza, rather than superglue cuddles!

How do you take it and what type of pizza?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Arms fully stretched

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By *ew2thiskinkCouple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Cheese. "

Well we just got a wheel of Brie let’s go.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"FAF?

You asking me or telling me? "

Asking

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cheese. "

Do you prefer a mild one or a nice extra mature one?

Asking for a friend

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Gummy bears lots and lots of gummy bears

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Cheese. "

Oh I've got a nice Stafford blue and biscuits in!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Bought mine from dyagon alley.

The mr

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Just be nice and be the sort of person they would enjoy socialising with.

I think we are very ordinary but we have never had any shortage of single women interested in us. I think it's because they know we don't see them as a target and aren't only interested in them for what we can get out of it.

I see couples saying they find it hard. For us it's really easy. We've had a particular lady in our bed a couple of times who is super-hot and way out of our league, but she likes hanging out with us and the rest just follows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know the traditional way to do it. Spot one in the wild. Tempt them in closer without homemade lemon drizzle cake, then hug them with superglue on your hands.

But what other ways can you use to catch a unicorn?

(This thread may not be entirely serious

That would work for me or maybe more tempting with a lemon cheesecake

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We usually just send an unsolicited cock and pussy pic

doubtful there is a better tactic than this

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

we caught ours by offering free access to our spare room...

seemed to work for a while

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Bought mine from dyagon alley.

The mr "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Tie an upside-down pineapple round your neck and walk round the playground at school drop off time winking suggestively at the other mums.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Okay here we go -

You travel south of the Imperial City to the Nibenay Valley.

Make your way to Harcane Grove, it's just west off the road that leads to Bravil.

You'll find a large copse of trees.

Approach with cation.

If you look you should see a white unicorn grazing in the centre, but beware, she is guarded by many minotaur's.

You will need to use stealth to avoid detection or draw the minotaur's out and kill them away from the unicorn.

It's of vital importance she does not see you, she will become hostile if she senses danger.

Once you have evaded the minotaur's, approach the unicorn slowly from behind, you must be sneaking.

When you are close enough mount her from behind.

Congratulations! You have caught the Unicorn.

She will now spawn with you whenever you fast travel to a new location.

She is the fastest steed in the land of Cyrodliil.

She will attack you a lot... just let her get on with it, you can still ride her and she will still spawn with you.

However, the option of stealth for future engagements becomes a pointless endeavour as it's impossible to sneak up on someone when your unicorn is trying to kill you.

I hope this has helped you.

Points for anyone that knew what on earth I was on about

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"We usually just send an unsolicited cock and pussy pic

doubtful there is a better tactic than this

D."

Does that depend on the cock and the pussy?

Surely the background has some effect also ?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"then hug them with superglue on your hands."

Great line!

We actually got our Unicorn on Blackpool South Pier on the Camel racing (you know, you roll the balls up!). We have a photo where she's giving Mr oral to completion

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

They don't exist. They evolved in to Rhinos and Narwhals

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’ve given up on a unicorn and have instead settled for uniporn.

AKA wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese. "

Or better still, Cheesecake

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Okay here we go -

You travel south of the Imperial City to the Nibenay Valley.

Make your way to Harcane Grove, it's just west off the road that leads to Bravil.

You'll find a large copse of trees.

Approach with cation.

If you look you should see a white unicorn grazing in the centre, but beware, she is guarded by many minotaur's.

You will need to use stealth to avoid detection or draw the minotaur's out and kill them away from the unicorn.

It's of vital importance she does not see you, she will become hostile if she senses danger.

Once you have evaded the minotaur's, approach the unicorn slowly from behind, you must be sneaking.

When you are close enough mount her from behind.

Congratulations! You have caught the Unicorn.

She will now spawn with you whenever you fast travel to a new location.

She is the fastest steed in the land of Cyrodliil.

She will attack you a lot... just let her get on with it, you can still ride her and she will still spawn with you.

However, the option of stealth for future engagements becomes a pointless endeavour as it's impossible to sneak up on someone when your unicorn is trying to kill you.

I hope this has helped you.

Points for anyone that knew what on earth I was on about

ESO?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"We usually just send an unsolicited cock and pussy pic

doubtful there is a better tactic than this

Does that depend on the cock and the pussy?

Surely the background has some effect also ?

Ye, we don’t send our own for obvious reasons

just pinch em from the net!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Okay here we go -

You travel south of the Imperial City to the Nibenay Valley.

Make your way to Harcane Grove, it's just west off the road that leads to Bravil.

You'll find a large copse of trees.

Approach with cation.

If you look you should see a white unicorn grazing in the centre, but beware, she is guarded by many minotaur's.

You will need to use stealth to avoid detection or draw the minotaur's out and kill them away from the unicorn.

It's of vital importance she does not see you, she will become hostile if she senses danger.

Once you have evaded the minotaur's, approach the unicorn slowly from behind, you must be sneaking.

When you are close enough mount her from behind.

Congratulations! You have caught the Unicorn.

She will now spawn with you whenever you fast travel to a new location.

She is the fastest steed in the land of Cyrodliil.

She will attack you a lot... just let her get on with it, you can still ride her and she will still spawn with you.

However, the option of stealth for future engagements becomes a pointless endeavour as it's impossible to sneak up on someone when your unicorn is trying to kill you.

I hope this has helped you.

Points for anyone that knew what on earth I was on about

ESO?

D."

Elder Scrolls Online? - I'll you give you that... It was a Oblivion.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Good plan...I like your style.

Although nothing wrong with your pics either.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Okay here we go -

You travel south of the Imperial City to the Nibenay Valley.

Make your way to Harcane Grove, it's just west off the road that leads to Bravil.

You'll find a large copse of trees.

Approach with cation.

If you look you should see a white unicorn grazing in the centre, but beware, she is guarded by many minotaur's.

You will need to use stealth to avoid detection or draw the minotaur's out and kill them away from the unicorn.

It's of vital importance she does not see you, she will become hostile if she senses danger.

Once you have evaded the minotaur's, approach the unicorn slowly from behind, you must be sneaking.

When you are close enough mount her from behind.

Congratulations! You have caught the Unicorn.

She will now spawn with you whenever you fast travel to a new location.

She is the fastest steed in the land of Cyrodliil.

She will attack you a lot... just let her get on with it, you can still ride her and she will still spawn with you.

However, the option of stealth for future engagements becomes a pointless endeavour as it's impossible to sneak up on someone when your unicorn is trying to kill you.

I hope this has helped you.

Points for anyone that knew what on earth I was on about

ESO?

Elder Scrolls Online? - I'll you give you that... It was a Oblivion."

Of course

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Approach them with extreme caution and avoid the male's rubbing their trousers and getting all over excited and so best let the female half do the luring with a nice smile and some comments about what said unicorn might be wearing ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple donuts with powered sugar and sparkly nipple bars tends to attract them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Apple donuts with powered sugar and sparkly nipple bars tends to attract them

Where do I get an application form to become an Unicorn?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Dig a hole, cover it in sticks and leaves then put some lucky charms in the middle. When you hear a loud thump and swearing then you've caught a unicorn.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Dig a hole, cover it in sticks and leaves then put some lucky charms in the middle. When you hear a loud thump and swearing then you've caught a unicorn."

I tried that.

The only thing I caught was a ford fiesta.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Dig a hole, cover it in sticks and leaves then put some lucky charms in the middle. When you hear a loud thump and swearing then you've caught a unicorn.

I tried that.

The only thing I caught was a ford fiesta.

I think they're a catch and release thing

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Dig a hole, cover it in sticks and leaves then put some lucky charms in the middle. When you hear a loud thump and swearing then you've caught a unicorn.

I tried that.

The only thing I caught was a ford fiesta.

I think they're a catch and release thing"

My fault for digging up the A16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strap a dildo to your forehead instant unicorn.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Easiest thing to capture a unicorn.

Let them be free.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

"Just be nice and be the sort of person they would enjoy socialising with.

This is the only tempting reply here tbh, the rest make me want to back off and lock down my filters even tighter

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Can't believe no one said chloroform!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can't believe no one said chloroform!"

That's just too kinky.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can't believe no one said chloroform!"

Why bother when double chocolate brownies are so much easier to get hold of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get in the fucking van, unicorn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

Apparently Unicorns cum rainbow sprinkles and maple syrup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velcro gloves, it’s the only way!

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

It's pretty simple really, all you need is a mermaid, some blu tac, a bouncy ball and a little know how and you'll be surrounded by unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wait by the women's loo after nicking the bog roll, a damsel in distress is always grateful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"We wait by the women's loo after nicking the bog roll, a damsel in distress is always grateful."

That's genius

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Shoot it"

Please sign my petition to ban the trade in unicorn horn dildos.

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