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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

L

Have you ever faked one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 or 2....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once. Bless her heart she was trying her best but it was shit and I just wanted to get out.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Have you ever faked one?? "

Yeah, on the phone once

Have you?

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Manners maketh man. Sometimes it's the best option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever faked one??

Yeah, on the phone once

Have you?"

God yes if phone sex counts then I’ve faked a few

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

No need they come so easily why not just get the next one

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

L


"Have you ever faked one??

Yeah, on the phone once

Have you?"

No. If I wasn't finding it good I'd just stop x

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Can’t say I have

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Yes. I couldn’t bear it continuing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey yes, a 20 yr relationship isnt going to hit the spot everytime

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Nah, I prewarn them that I'm not gonna cum through penetration, so he can bang away to his delight

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I fake all my orgasms with theatrical moans panting and swearing and some warm yogurt….

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Russ on x2 occasions Toyah when she was a young chick and people pleaser.Now never.Much older & wiser.Orgasms are totally amazing obviously but not always achievable.Goo connections and fun meetings are good too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fake all my orgasms with theatrical moans panting and swearing and some warm yogurt…. "

Do you lick the lid though

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes

To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.

I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.

Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever faked one?? "

You know, honestly, I don't think I ever have.

Yet.

Thankfully.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I think most of us have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once. Bless her heart she was trying her best but it was shit and I just wanted to get out. "

I appreciated it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Have you ever faked one?? "

Yep once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely done it at least once.

Although in fairness it was my first time as a Virgin and I didn't quite know how to react

But I definitely made it up to the same person several nights later

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I think of orgasms like the Turing test for AI.

If they can't tell the difference then it's real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes

To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.

I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.

Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it "

Oh thats sweet for the attention to detail.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Have you ever faked one?? "

Yep. Once or twice, but I’m not uncomfortable with telling the poor woman I’m ploughing that I won’t cum on that occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s an orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a question for the women isn’t it?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Yes, I have.

I used to meet regularly with a guy who's goal was to give me at least 3 orgasms before I even touched him! The only problem was that occasionally, he would be a bit over enthusiastic on the 1st one & he could be a bit rough...occasionally I faked it so he relaxed a bit & the next 2 or 3 were always bloody awesome!! I never had the heart to criticise him!!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Have you ever faked one??

Yeah, on the phone once

Have you?

God yes if phone sex counts then I’ve faked a few "

Each to their own but phone sex isn't for me. Soul destroying

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve never felt the need to fake one.

Sometimes it just doesn’t happen, but that’s fine.

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

only yesterday

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What’s an orgasm?"

That thing you get but never give Woody

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

Yip, quite a few times.

Beth x

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By *.0509Woman
over a year ago

luton

Oh absolutely

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes

To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.

I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.

Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it

Oh thats sweet for the attention to detail. "

I could almost feel the warm presence of the late Sir Lawrence Olivier smiling at my performance.

….then I felt bad that he had seen my penis…

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Yep!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yep! "

I knew you just tipped your apple juice on the towel

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Yep!

I knew you just tipped your apple juice on the towel "

It was water but fine! I was getting cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey more than once

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Of course when you have been shagin forever and you are knackered

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Yes but never on the first time of the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes

To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.

I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.

Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it

Oh thats sweet for the attention to detail.

I could almost feel the warm presence of the late Sir Lawrence Olivier smiling at my performance.

….then I felt bad that he had seen my penis… "

He was a consummate professional, he would pretend not to have seen Im sure.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m highly ashamed to admit it, but yes

To be fair, I was really tired and feeling as my penis was about to drop down like the Hindenburg, and I really didn’t wish to hurt my partner’s feelings, I hastily summoned my would be thespian skills and let out a guttural groan so as to indicate that I’d ejaculated.

I even remembered to tense it at the climactic moment to.

Oscar worthy it was in fact…well….maybe not then and I’m not exactly proud of it

Oh thats sweet for the attention to detail.

I could almost feel the warm presence of the late Sir Lawrence Olivier smiling at my performance.

….then I felt bad that he had seen my penis…

He was a consummate professional, he would pretend not to have seen Im sure. "

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By *isterE ManMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Never any warm yogurt around at the time, so no!

If I have had enough, I simply say so!

Not sure why anyone would!!

I would much prefer her to say she wasnt feeling it or, better still, what your doing isn't working, try this!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yep!

I knew you just tipped your apple juice on the towel

It was water but fine! I was getting cramp "

Not my fault you didn't stretch properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s an orgasm?

That thing you get but never give Woody "

Like heartache and misery?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nope guys can't fake orgasms

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By *edladybird1977Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Nope, never don't see the point

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I have done it in the past but not anymore.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What’s an orgasm?

That thing you get but never give Woody

Like heartache and misery?"

Exactly like that, those ladies be cold as buddy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I tried once because i don't think he was impressed at the lack of noise but I felt like a complete twat and never tried again, if I don't cum they know

Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it though.

Mrs

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By *aughtyPeepzMan
over a year ago

London

I have done it, and I'm sure it's been done to me a few times

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

When I was younger, not now because it's a road to nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

No, seems like too much effort.

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never faked it for both of us. We once met a guy and he was really upset that he never made the wife orgasm. Not his fault but it seemed to dent his confidence so maybe on some occasions it might be better to fake it.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Yes, when my ex-wife wanted another baby and I didn't. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes in the past I have

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"I have done it, and I'm sure it's been done to me a few times"

I'm struggling to imagine why a woman would need to fake it with you!!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Nope never

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m guilty on a pro level of this.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester


"Of course when you have been shagin forever and you are knackered "

That!!

Utterly, If I've had a couple of drinks I sometimes find the only climax likely would be a heart attack!

Can be absolutely nothing to do with 'them' or what their doing but after an extended length of time (will not specify as don't want to brag ) I have faked it, honestly because someone has given you the utter compliment of wanting to have sex with you and would feel shit if they felt it was in anyway a reflection..

With Y never, mostly as I've never needed to, but she knows there's other factors and frankly I'm not an Olympic athlete in my 20's

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

No. The closest I got was having sex for the first time with an ex. It was perfectly pleasant and he asked afterwards if I'd orgasmed. I shook my head, which he took to mean I'd cum twice. I didn't have the heart to correct him as he was so delighted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I don't cum with other people.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Yeah

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Have you ever faked one?? "

Yep. I have.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I used to all the time I don’t think I would now though

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By *irdyballz1Man
over a year ago

Cumbria

Yep many times.. Some people get massively turned on knowing your cumin and cum themselves

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

On the premise of, if what they’re doing doesn’t make me cum but they think it does, they’ll surely go at it the same way next time too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever faked one?? "

Miss - Nope

Mr - Yeah

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

No.

If I don't cum, I don't cum.

I'm not faking one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.

Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.

Against all odds.

I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky.

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By *eelGoodIncMan
over a year ago

Mids

I didn't fake it but I was brutally honest with a woman telling her it wasn't going to happen, I was very uncomfortable with her husband trying to make eye contact with me while I was balls deep in his wife lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Men can fake it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.

Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.

Against all odds.

I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky. "

Or you just fucked good actresses

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.

Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.

Against all odds.

I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky.

Or you just fucked good actresses "

They gave Oscar winning performances im sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever faked one?? "

Funny story!! I was dating this guy years ago, we went on several dates before we slept together and on EVERY date he always managed to bring up that he could always tell when a woman faked an orgasm and how when he confronted them he got dumped. I know, I know, so many red flags, I was young and VERY dumb! Anyhow… I proved him wrong! Lol and I told him when I broke up with him (suspected he was cheating) and he asked why, so I told him I was tired of faking it and I needed a man that could really make me cum, he was adamant that I didn’t fake it, so I had a “when Harry met sally” moment on the bench in the park where I dumped him! lol he just got real red in the face, called me a fake fucking bitch and walked off

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.

Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.

Against all odds.

I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky. "

I love that you think you can tell!!

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, the overwhelming response of yes is devastating to read.

Statistically, that means that I have... somehow, managed to always succeed in my goals.

Against all odds.

I would say I've been lucky, but really, it was them that were lucky.

I love that you think you can tell!! "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

In the past yes! Absolutely no need to now

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By *irdyballz1Man
over a year ago

Cumbria

Yep many times

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By *irdyballz1Man
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Crikey yes, a 20 yr relationship isnt going to hit the spot everytime "

This is where good communication comes in

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I wait until the lady is just building up to an earthshattering orgasm then say - ‘ honey Im not really in the mood is it ok if we just cuddle?’ - see how they like it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever faked one??

Funny story!! I was dating this guy years ago, we went on several dates before we slept together and on EVERY date he always managed to bring up that he could always tell when a woman faked an orgasm and how when he confronted them he got dumped. I know, I know, so many red flags, I was young and VERY dumb! Anyhow… I proved him wrong! Lol and I told him when I broke up with him (suspected he was cheating) and he asked why, so I told him I was tired of faking it and I needed a man that could really make me cum, he was adamant that I didn’t fake it, so I had a “when Harry met sally” moment on the bench in the park where I dumped him! lol he just got real red in the face, called me a fake fucking bitch and walked off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever faked one?? "

Not yet. My next one I will.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

No, I just tell them to work harder or tell them to suck my balls or kiss my stomach for a bit (LOVE STOMACH KISSES) and then blow my load wherever she is comfortable.

Because you deserve that choice, ladies

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