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"Hi ladies how does a man grab your attention " If I get a pleasant message, I will probably check out the profile & go from there, because it doesn't matter how great the message is if I don't see anything that attracts me in the pics, preferencesor bio, I won't bother. I also don't need to see 50 dick pics - a guy who actually smiles in at least 1 face pic will more likely get a message back!! | |||
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"Grabbing someone’s attention is a tricky one; sometimes people just aren’t in the mood to be grabbed by a stranger. Far better to follow my tactic of gradually being noticed. Another 5 or 6 years and it should start bearing fruit ![]() the long game | |||
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"Grabbing someone’s attention is a tricky one; sometimes people just aren’t in the mood to be grabbed by a stranger. Far better to follow my tactic of gradually being noticed. Another 5 or 6 years and it should start bearing fruit ![]() ![]() You’re right, I’m rushing it, aren’t I? ![]() | |||
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"Laugh me into bed " Helicoptering it is, then. *drops trousers | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies " • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic " Is the "and" critical? Would sarcastic do? ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins." I do like your little jokes. | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic Is the "and" critical? Would sarcastic do? ![]() Nope | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic Is the "and" critical? Would sarcastic do? ![]() Ah bugger ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins." I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Awww, that's amazing! | |||
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"God knows. I seem to go for the weirdest men ![]() OI! ![]() | |||
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"Laugh me into bed Helicoptering it is, then. *drops trousers" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic " I am two types of hot right now. Ones very objective and ones more subjective. Ffs my only fan isn't even plugged in. Fml. Also, mildly sarcastic. You're welcome. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I got a lucky break after 6 months, who knows how messy my account would look now ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that a euphemism for 'snapped my banjo string, bled everywhere, she freaked out and I've never heard from her again' ? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Laugh me into bed " It's in your nature to destroy yourself. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wore her out, she just wasn't upto the task I guess ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. " • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". ![]() She likes it when you slip her little treats, not so much when it's chocolate in the bed and you forget to tell her you left her something ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". ![]() You could slap those people couldn't you? | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Congratulations! ![]() | |||
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"So helicoptering with a smile. While being sarcastic. Fuck me, you ladies are just too easy to please. Give me five minutes. I need to go helicopter. And then put a ![]() ![]() You forgot the hot as fuck bit.... | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". ![]() ![]() • Oi, my treat isn't •that• little! ![]() | |||
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"You forgot the hot as fuck bit...." He forgot the bit about smelling nice too. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". ![]() • I often do. Usually after I've made love to them. ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not bigging up your treat Nero ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". ![]() ![]() "Made love"...do we not have a slapping emoji yet? | |||
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"Or certain guys could just post a torso pic! " *checks torso Nope. She’s definitely not talking about me. | |||
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"Laugh me into bed " Did you hear one about the Kinky bi woman and the Bean dude who met up and smooshed booties? ![]() | |||
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"Or certain guys could just post a torso pic! " I don't believe you until you post on a gym bod or dad bod thread | |||
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"So helicoptering with a smile. While being sarcastic. Fuck me, you ladies are just too easy to please. Give me five minutes. I need to go helicopter. And then put a ![]() ![]() took that as read... ![]() | |||
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"Grabbing someone’s attention is a tricky one; sometimes people just aren’t in the mood to be grabbed by a stranger. Far better to follow my tactic of gradually being noticed. Another 5 or 6 years and it should start bearing fruit ![]() ![]() ![]() You must be a few years deep by now, keep pushing on. ![]() | |||
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"You forgot the hot as fuck bit.... He forgot the bit about smelling nice too." That bit's always the easiest to evidence in a message, I find. | |||
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"Hi ladies how does a man grab your attention " Don't try...we'll find who we want to. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's actually happened to me ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And did you freak out or go all first aid ![]() | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus ![]() Almost like you were talking about me and then you got to the uniform ![]() | |||
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"By being interesting to me ![]() Get over here!! | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus ![]() ![]() ..you have a toga though, could be an exception | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus ![]() ![]() This is true and some nice suits | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic " Well I'm both....oh know I'm just sarcastic!! | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus ![]() ![]() Birthday Suit? ![]() | |||
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"Laugh me into bed " Just look at my face.....you'll be in stitches. ![]() | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus ![]() ![]() ![]() That's one of them ![]() | |||
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"By being interesting to me ![]() I asked you first ![]() | |||
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"By being interesting to me ![]() ![]() Yeah, but, you know. Wales. Vom. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I went all first aid but had to take him to A&E because it wouldn't stop bleeding ![]() | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well my cock hurts now ![]() | |||
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"Hi ladies how does a man grab your attention " On here? Being polite, sending a half decent msg and taking a flattering photo of themselves (their face, not any other body part) | |||
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