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"Hi ladies how does a man grab your attention " If I get a pleasant message, I will probably check out the profile & go from there, because it doesn't matter how great the message is if I don't see anything that attracts me in the pics, preferencesor bio, I won't bother. I also don't need to see 50 dick pics - a guy who actually smiles in at least 1 face pic will more likely get a message back!! | |||
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"Grabbing someone’s attention is a tricky one; sometimes people just aren’t in the mood to be grabbed by a stranger. Far better to follow my tactic of gradually being noticed. Another 5 or 6 years and it should start bearing fruit " can't be too hasty now | |||
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"Grabbing someone’s attention is a tricky one; sometimes people just aren’t in the mood to be grabbed by a stranger. Far better to follow my tactic of gradually being noticed. Another 5 or 6 years and it should start bearing fruit "the long game | |||
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"Grabbing someone’s attention is a tricky one; sometimes people just aren’t in the mood to be grabbed by a stranger. Far better to follow my tactic of gradually being noticed. Another 5 or 6 years and it should start bearing fruit
can't be too hasty now"You’re right, I’m rushing it, aren’t I?  | |||
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"Laugh me into bed " Helicoptering it is, then. *drops trousers | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies " • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic " Is the "and" critical? Would sarcastic do? | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins." I do like your little jokes. | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic Is the "and" critical? Would sarcastic do? "Nope | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic Is the "and" critical? Would sarcastic do?
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins." I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive! 
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
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"God knows. I seem to go for the weirdest men "OI! | |||
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"Tightey whiteys and a decent boing "Oh this too  | |||
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"Laugh me into bed Helicoptering it is, then. *drops trousers" | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic " I am two types of hot right now. Ones very objective and ones more subjective. Ffs my only fan isn't even plugged in. Fml. Also, mildly sarcastic. You're welcome. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
A"I got a lucky break after 6 months, who knows how messy my account would look now | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
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I got a lucky break after 6 months, who knows how messy my account would look now "Is that a euphemism for 'snapped my banjo string, bled everywhere, she freaked out and I've never heard from her again' ?
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"Laugh me into bed " It's in your nature to destroy yourself. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
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I got a lucky break after 6 months, who knows how messy my account would look now
Is that a euphemism for 'snapped my banjo string, bled everywhere, she freaked out and I've never heard from her again' ?
A"I wore her out, she just wasn't upto the task I guess
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. " • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!".  | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". "She likes it when you slip her little treats, not so much when it's chocolate in the bed and you forget to tell her you left her something | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!". "You could slap those people couldn't you? | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
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over the top.
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"So helicoptering with a smile. While being sarcastic. Fuck me, you ladies are just too easy to please. Give me five minutes. I need to go helicopter. And then put a over the top.
Drowning in minge in ten. "You forgot the hot as fuck bit.... | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!".
She likes it when you slip her little treats, not so much when it's chocolate in the bed and you forget to tell her you left her something "• Oi, my treat isn't •that• little! | |||
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"You forgot the hot as fuck bit...." He forgot the bit about smelling nice too. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!".
You could slap those people couldn't you?"• I often do. Usually after I've made love to them.  | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!".
She likes it when you slip her little treats, not so much when it's chocolate in the bed and you forget to tell her you left her something
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Oi, my treat isn't •that• little! "I'm not bigging up your treat Nero | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. · I do like your little jokes. • Don't think for one picosecond that I'm going to PM you on the back of your remark, only for you then to publically retort "Keep it to the thread please!".
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I often do. Usually after I've made love to them. ""Made love"...do we not have a slapping emoji yet? | |||
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"Or certain guys could just post a torso pic! " *checks torso Nope. She’s definitely not talking about me. | |||
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"Laugh me into bed " Did you hear one about the Kinky bi woman and the Bean dude who met up and smooshed booties?  | |||
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"Or certain guys could just post a torso pic! " I don't believe you until you post on a gym bod or dad bod thread | |||
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"So helicoptering with a smile. While being sarcastic. Fuck me, you ladies are just too easy to please. Give me five minutes. I need to go helicopter. And then put a over the top.
Drowning in minge in ten.
You forgot the hot as fuck bit...."took that as read... | |||
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"Grabbing someone’s attention is a tricky one; sometimes people just aren’t in the mood to be grabbed by a stranger. Far better to follow my tactic of gradually being noticed. Another 5 or 6 years and it should start bearing fruit
can't be too hasty now
You’re right, I’m rushing it, aren’t I? "You must be a few years deep by now, keep pushing on.  | |||
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"You forgot the hot as fuck bit.... He forgot the bit about smelling nice too." That bit's always the easiest to evidence in a message, I find. | |||
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"Hi ladies how does a man grab your attention " Don't try...we'll find who we want to. | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
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I got a lucky break after 6 months, who knows how messy my account would look now
Is that a euphemism for 'snapped my banjo string, bled everywhere, she freaked out and I've never heard from her again' ?
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
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I got a lucky break after 6 months, who knows how messy my account would look now
Is that a euphemism for 'snapped my banjo string, bled everywhere, she freaked out and I've never heard from her again' ?
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That's actually happened to me "And did you freak out or go all first aid | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus "Almost like you were talking about me and then you got to the uniform | |||
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"By being interesting to me "Get over here!! | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus
Almost like you were talking about me and then you got to the uniform "..you have a toga though, could be an exception | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus
Almost like you were talking about me and then you got to the uniform
..you have a toga though, could be an exception "This is true and some nice suits | |||
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"By being hot as fuck and sarcastic " Well I'm both....oh know I'm just sarcastic!! | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus
Almost like you were talking about me and then you got to the uniform
..you have a toga though, could be an exception
This is true and some nice suits "Birthday Suit? | |||
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"Laugh me into bed " Just look at my face.....you'll be in stitches.  | |||
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"By being them No fake pretend waffle Naughty mind Sarcastic humour Good manners Uniform is a plus
Almost like you were talking about me and then you got to the uniform
..you have a toga though, could be an exception
This is true and some nice suits
Birthday Suit? "That's one of them | |||
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"By being interesting to me
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You get over here!"I asked you first | |||
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"By being interesting to me
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You get over here!
I asked you first "Yeah, but, you know. Wales. Vom. | |||
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"By being interesting to me
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I asked you first
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
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Is that a euphemism for 'snapped my banjo string, bled everywhere, she freaked out and I've never heard from her again' ?
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That's actually happened to me
And did you freak out or go all first aid "I went all first aid but had to take him to A&E because it wouldn't stop bleeding | |||
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"I could have really helped you out OP but you only want help from ladies • Totally agree. You're only going to get anecdotal evidence from the ladies and not cold hard evidence based upon real life experiences by us men / gentlemen / geezers / knights / paladins. I'm keeping shtum. I mean, having ended up marrying someone I met on here I'm probably a terrible person to ask advice on how to grab someone's attention. Weddings are fucking expensive!
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I got a lucky break after 6 months, who knows how messy my account would look now
Is that a euphemism for 'snapped my banjo string, bled everywhere, she freaked out and I've never heard from her again' ?
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That's actually happened to me
And did you freak out or go all first aid
I went all first aid but had to take him to A&E because it wouldn't stop bleeding "Well my cock hurts now | |||
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"Hi ladies how does a man grab your attention " On here? Being polite, sending a half decent msg and taking a flattering photo of themselves (their face, not any other body part) | |||
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