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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Should I have a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^can he have a wank?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

^can he ask if him above can have a wank?

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I have a wank? "

Yes as its unhealthy to keep all that build up tension inside. You'll feel better after.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"^can he have a wank? "

I'm sure he's big enough to make his own decisions wonko, unless you want to help him?

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dear Auntie Wendi,

I am finding myself to be highly sexually aroused by bath panels lately.

What type do you have and may I tribute it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"^can he ask if him above can have a wank?

A"

People can always ask for what they want, but they might not always ge.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very warm and constantly hard what shall I do

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Is tonight a good night for a club visit?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I want my nut sack to hang lower… any suggestions?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Auntie Wendie

I can never remember, do we wear panties, under our crotchless fishnet stockings, or over them

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Am I too big?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi,

I am finding myself to be highly sexually aroused by bath panels lately.

What type do you have and may I tribute it? "

Slotted white plastic ones, that are really white and tight.

If you're a good boy I might take a pic for you.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very warm and constantly hard what shall I do"

Stay hydrated that's the main thing.

Wear laser clothes including bottoms.

It's the surge off vitiman d we're all getting. We're all seeing the sun which isn't normal for us.

Enjoy it while you can.

Again stay hydrated

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is tonight a good night for a club visit? "

As long as its not a school night don't be overindulging and staying out to late.

You only live once enjoy and make the most off it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want my nut sack to hang lower… any suggestions?"

Goggle scrotum stretchers and do your research on them.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendie

I can never remember, do we wear panties, under our crotchless fishnet stockings, or over them "

Over my dear so you can slip them off for a multitude of things.

Under and you've the tedious task off taking the stocking down or off, then you could end up causing the dreaded ladder or snag.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I too big? "

It all depends I'm 6'3 with my louboutins, some say that's to big.

It's all personal preference at the end of the day.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Wendi, you’ve thrown 6 perfect darts and have 141 remaining. Do you go treble 20, treble 19 double 12 or treble 19, treble 16, double 18?

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Wendi, why does it always rain on me?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Wendi, why does it always rain on me? "

And could that make a good song title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had New neighbours move into today, when do think its acceptable knock on there door and introduce myself??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wendi, you’ve thrown 6 perfect darts and have 141 remaining. Do you go treble 20, treble 19 double 12 or treble 19, treble 16, double 18?"

I don't play darts so wouldn't have a clue.

I'm more off a pool girl, far sexier getting show how to play it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wendi, why does it always rain on me? "

Try and look at the glass half full.

We're having a heat wave at the moment which we normally don't have.

There's always someone worse off.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

Dear Auntie Wendy,

I have an issue...

I have been invited to Ladies day at a racecourse, do I -

A. Buy a full new outfit

Or

B. Use one of my expensive retro outfits and accessorise?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Does the ASDA stonebaked pizza range, particularly the spicy meat feast or the Hawaiian offer the best value for money at the moment for hard up individuals at £1.65 per pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had New neighbours move into today, when do think its acceptable knock on there door and introduce myself??"

A week, moving is one of the most stressful things you can do.

Let them settle in first.

Just remember some people aren't so social.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendy,

I have an issue...

I have been invited to Ladies day at a racecourse, do I -

A. Buy a full new outfit

Or

B. Use one of my expensive retro outfits and accessorise?"

Ohh God I'm the worst to ask, I'm for ever online shopping.

It depends on your budget can you afford to buy a new outfit.

Sometimes when you have a wee rummage through your wardrobe. If like myself you'll find some outfits you'll forget you have.

If buying something new, try sale sections on sites, vinted,ebay,aliexpress you can get some great new items dirt cheap that way.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I watch him have a wank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does the ASDA stonebaked pizza range, particularly the spicy meat feast or the Hawaiian offer the best value for money at the moment for hard up individuals at £1.65 per pizza "

I'm not sure as there's no asda close to me, check online for supermarkets near you and you'll be able to see their prices to see which is the cheapest.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I watch him have a wank?"

You'd need to ask him first

, remember consensual is sexy.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Can I watch him have a wank?

You'd need to ask him first "

I’m right here ladies. You don’t have to talk about me as if I’m not.

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