FabSwingers.com forum: 45mins of sex………

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day.

Who’s up for it?

Love and Peace

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Do I not get a cuddle after?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Sorry luv, me back's playing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you're talking

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do I not get a cuddle after?"

Just a pat on the arse as you leave I’m afraid

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sorry luv, me back's playing up.

Next time maybe

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Now you're talking

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By *ave38ukMan
over a year ago

haverhill

the cuddle after is the best bit even after a quickie

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Sorry luv, me back's playing up.

Next time maybe

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"the cuddle after is the best bit even after a quickie"

I’m not a cuddler

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Sounds heavenly!

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By *estSussexLatinoMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Best I can offer is 2 minutes and 17 seconds. It's Thursday so I'm kinda busy washing my pet lettuce

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Hmmm you'd tap out in 10mins sorry dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the cuddle after is the best bit even after a quickie

I’m not a cuddler

How about spooning then??

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Can I wipe my cock on your curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 minutes? Do I at least get 5 minutes to finish myself off after?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I've got a spare 3/4 of an hour

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

How about just a quick in out, in out?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sounds heavenly!

I’m not your type dude

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Best I can offer is 2 minutes and 17 seconds. It's Thursday so I'm kinda busy washing my pet lettuce "

I hope you find the one

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Hmmm you'd tap out in 10mins sorry dude."

My hole is virgin so you’re probably right

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"the cuddle after is the best bit even after a quickie

I’m not a cuddler

How about spooning then??"

The only spoon I know is for making a cup of tea

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I wipe my cock on your curtains? "

I’ve got blinds dude so watch you don’t slice your bell end on them

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"45 minutes? Do I at least get 5 minutes to finish myself off after?

I don’t care what you do cause I’ll be long gone

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How about just a quick in out, in out? "

Perfect

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Can I have a 10 minute quicky on the washing machine for added vibrations Rex

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

20 minutes including foreplay is enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 minutes that's a bloody marathon

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day.

Who’s up for it?

Love and Peace

Get on with your day? I’m not sure I understand, 45 minutes of sex equates to 15 months..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I have a 10 minute quicky on the washing machine for added vibrations Rex

Only if my ballbag can tickle your bumhole

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"20 minutes including foreplay is enough for me.

It’s a good job I’m good at foreplay because I’m really quick with the main course

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"45 minutes that's a bloody marathon

We can watch an episode Eastendersdale Farm after we’ve finished

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day.

Who’s up for it?

Love and Peace

Get on with your day? I’m not sure I understand, 45 minutes of sex equates to 15 months..

Show off

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day.

Who’s up for it?

Love and Peace

Can I have 15 minutes with sandwiches served afterwards? And maybe a cream soda float but no funny business with the ingredients

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds reasonable.

Stick the kettle on before you go though

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day.

Who’s up for it?

Love and Peace

Can I have 15 minutes with sandwiches served afterwards? And maybe a cream soda float but no funny business with the ingredients

No. It’s a shag or nothing

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sounds reasonable.

Stick the kettle on before you go though

Pot noodle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP, you're not my type

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds reasonable.

Stick the kettle on before you go though

Pot noodle? "

Nah boiling water ready to clean the sheets

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day.

Who’s up for it?

Love and Peace

45 mins? Only doing foreplay then?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sorry OP, you're not my type"

I’m everybody’s type

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Meh."

No jizz for you then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sounds reasonable.

Stick the kettle on before you go though

Pot noodle?

Nah boiling water ready to clean the sheets

Are you a squirter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day.

Who’s up for it?

Love and Peace

Only if I'm the one doing the bumming . To you

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"………then you both just bugger off and get on with your day.

Who’s up for it?

Love and Peace

45 mins? Only doing foreplay then? "

When you become this good you only need 45mins

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread

Won’t be long dude

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread

Won’t be long dude

4.5 seconds long?!

Jo.Xx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread

Won’t be long dude

4.5 seconds long?!

Jo.Xx "

With you, yes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can I have a full itinerary of activities and events please...

I don't just want 44 mins of your helicoptering cock before you dip it for 30 seconds

A good order of events could clinch things

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You'd be lucky to last 5 minutes with me. I'm just that good

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread

Won’t be long dude

4.5 seconds long?!

Jo.Xx

With you, yes

Pppfftttt. I'd give you 2.5 before you splirt!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit longer than the 45 seconds I’m used to but I’ll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 mins?! Erm.. I could do 4.5 mins?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I have a full itinerary of activities and events please...

I don't just want 44 mins of your helicoptering cock before you dip it for 30 seconds

A good order of events could clinch things"

44mins of helicopters

0.5mins of hankey panky

0.5mins of showing you to the door

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You'd be lucky to last 5 minutes with me. I'm just that good

5mins would be perfect

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread

Won’t be long dude

4.5 seconds long?!

Jo.Xx

With you, yes

Pppfftttt. I'd give you 2.5 before you splirt!

Jo.Xx "

Honestly, it wouldn’t be that long

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Bit longer than the 45 seconds I’m used to but I’ll give it a go

When?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m waiting for the 4.5 minutes thread

Won’t be long dude

4.5 seconds long?!

Jo.Xx

With you, yes

Pppfftttt. I'd give you 2.5 before you splirt!

Jo.Xx

Honestly, it wouldn’t be that long

You know this!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

"How about just a quick in out, in out? "

Don't forget to shake it all about.

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