FabSwingers.com forum: Musings On The Penis

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well, logically after the boob musings, we can’t leave the the penis feeling left out, can we?

Penis owners: Do you enjoy having one?

Have you ever tried holding it aloft He Man style and shouting, ‘I have the poweeerrr!’?

Penis admirers: What do you like about them?

Any and all penile related input welcome in fact good folks

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

They are just the human equivalent of those flexible hoses you can get for kitchen taps

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Have you ever tried holding it aloft He Man style and shouting, ‘I have the poweeerrr!’? "

I tried this once, but it didn’t half hurt when my weighty bellend came scything back down to earth. And my cat Cringer was none too pleased, either.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I bloody love them

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

They are fun to helicopter

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at

Mines quite handsome I've been told

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at

Mines quite handsome I've been told

Looks just like all the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks are awesome

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

sprinkle glitter on it make it look nice

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I feel like the penis isn't the equivalent of boobs but I'll run with you OP.

It has its benefits. Sometimes I meet peculiar individuals who don't have one and are willing to make me sandwiches because they want mine.

I like sandwiches.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

They're amazing!

When they're soft you can bend them into funny shapes and slap them on your belly or thigh. And then they get all hard and angry and spitty, and that's even more fun

And that's without sex... that causes all of those exquisite sensations

What's not to like?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at

Angry looking things all veins and throbbing

In the right circumstances they can feel great.

I'm still not convinced they're isn't a place for the artistic cock pic

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I like how it twitches when I whisper smut into his ear

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at

They're not really intended to be looked at. They're more like an anatomical version of a landrover. They're built for a purpose and do it well.. as long they work. Much like said land rover some have problems with starting, maintaining momentum and leaks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m all about the twitches and throbs! Just something about it

Or that boing moment when I pull his pants down!

Mrs

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I like how it twitches when I whisper smut into his ear

Hold on a minute....penises have ears! Now I know where I'm going wrong

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I like how it twitches when I whisper smut into his ear

Hold on a minute....penises have ears! Now I know where I'm going wrong

Mine has a central eye to. Reads books and everything…

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at

Well I'm sure there are some not so pretty Vaginas too ???

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I like how it twitches when I whisper smut into his ear

Hold on a minute....penises have ears! Now I know where I'm going wrong

Mine has a central eye to. Reads books and everything…

I call mine cyclops

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at

Well I'm sure there are some not so pretty Vaginas too ??? "

No-one said there wasn't but we aren't talking vaginas!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I like how it twitches when I whisper smut into his ear

Hold on a minute....penises have ears! Now I know where I'm going wrong

Mine has a central eye to. Reads books and everything…

Wow now that is impressive

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"I like when they are in me....that's about it as let's be honest, they aren't the prettiest of things to look at

Mines quite handsome I've been told

Looks just like all the others

It has magical abilities!!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Penis Wars: There is some confusion as regards to who presently holds the world record for the longest penis.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera from Mexico has spent his entire adult life trying to elongate his member via hanging weights from it and has apparently stretched it to a whopping 18.9 inches(!!!)

However, closer inspection by doctors have determined that the vast majority of this colossal beast is in fact merely his overly stretched foreskin.

Especially keen also to dispel Roberto’s claims of a massive manhood is a certain Mr Jonah Falcon, who boasts a medically confirmed 13.5inch penis(!!!)

Whoa!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I'm both an owner and admirer, so

Owner : Enjoy is probably too strong a word. Accept is closer. It's just something I have. Like ears. A nose. Fingernails. Etc.

Admirer : Very different emotion. Yes. Because from my ownership of my own, I have a good understanding of what feels nice for others, and I like making others feel nice things.

So I probably admire more, than I enjoy having, if that makes sense ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thread, OP. I'm always one for spreading awareness.

If any of you men find musings on the penis, then please go and see your GP

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Good thread, OP. I'm always one for spreading awareness.

If any of you men find musings on the penis, then please go and see your GP

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