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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

No. Not the serious stuff of equal rights, pay, conditions etc.

What stuff do you think is seriously unfair that men and women have to put up with that the opposite sex doesn't?

Queues for loos. Us guys have the added bonus of communal urinals meaning we can syphon the python much quicker and get back to drinking cocktails on a hot day faster.

Sex. Men - I don't care if you think you're Jesse Ventura and a 'god damn sexual tyrannosaurus'. Women are more able to take on multiple partners in succession than any guy.

And of course.....multiple orgasms. Sucks being a guy.

What else?

A

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fucking hormones, pregnancy and periods, you men have it easy.

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Everything to do with periods, menopause, childbirth and suchlike. Not fair!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Washing the dishes. I’d love a lady who’d let me have a go just the once

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Men being able to pee with relative ease when out hiking. No fair!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

They don't have to shave their butthole every other week.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Men being able to pee with relative ease when out hiking. No fair! "

In the shower is my fave

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’ve always thought that life is easier being a man but better being a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to hold your shit together as a man sucks. If we lose it or wobble ever so slightly, having a bad day, bad mood, dont want to talk, say how we feel, we're wrong. Because we express it badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s shit having to deal with all the spiders and also having to take the smelly rubbish out conveniently always as soon as I sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS? "

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS? "

Best if we don't worry our little ladybrains about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Best if we don't worry our little ladybrains about it."

Men

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Best if we don't worry our little ladybrains about it."

Exactly.

A

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Best if we don't worry our little ladybrains about it.

Men "

Oh!

It's only ever men - or white people - who are generalised about. Not all men, not all white people. Will no one know their plight, being so ruthlessly targeted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A"

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The issue with having a label. Is next time I get asked a question by a female I'll think I'm "mansplaining" something. So I'll just walk off. Problem solved.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me! "

You're very welcome! Always happy to help.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wanting the last word!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Men wanting the last word! "

...........

A

#nevergonnahappen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking hormones, pregnancy and periods, you men have it easy.

Mrs "

We have to put up with women when they're like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men wanting the last word!

...........

A

#nevergonnahappen "

Every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me! "

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Fucking hormones, pregnancy and periods, you men have it easy.

Mrs

We have to put up with women when they're like this "

yikes

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Women - periods, end of.

Men - mildly inconvenienced taking a piss with a boner.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Tell ya what though ladies

You'll never get that horror that is going for a wee through a zipper and then shaking it and thinking

SURELY all the wee is out. SURELY.

But then slowly putting your bad boy back in and god damn it there's more you nearly made me piss myself you bad bad penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place. "

Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place. "

(Mr)

My missus once asked me what mansplaining was.

Stared at each other for 20 minutes in silence, it was definitely a trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

(Mr)

My missus once asked me what mansplaining was.

Stared at each other for 20 minutes in silence, it was definitely a trap."

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

(Mr)

My missus once asked me what mansplaining was.

Stared at each other for 20 minutes in silence, it was definitely a trap."

You passed the test it seems.

Well done!

A

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

What are these multiple orgasms you speak of?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They don't have to shave their butthole every other week."

We have to do it three times a week.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's not fair that men can fart in public and not be ostracised by society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for directions.

Women can’t read the map. Men don’t even know where it is and just give you direction the middle of fucking somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for directions.

Women can’t read the map. Men don’t even know where it is and just give you direction the middle of fucking somewhere. "

Are we talking about how men don't know how to find the clit?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them. "

Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.

Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be "

Who says it's not?!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Its not fair that i can walk around with my tits out in the sun but women cant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have to worry about a receding hairline, a dodgy prostrate, dangling balls and a shrinking walnut type penis

And I can have as many orgasms as I want and can still carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to shave legs and underarms to be considered feminine

Birth control.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago "

Men don't understand what it's like to have your sweaty flaps folded in the wrong way, caught in your gusset or having a wedgie right up both your arse crack AND your fanny region. Digging that lot out is like an archaeological excavation!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The issue with having a label. Is next time I get asked a question by a female I'll think I'm "mansplaining" something. So I'll just walk off. Problem solved."

No worries, we'll sort it

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago

Men don't understand what it's like to have your sweaty flaps folded in the wrong way, caught in your gusset or having a wedgie right up both your arse crack AND your fanny region. Digging that lot out is like an archaeological excavation!"

Have you tried using a spatula or one of those spaghetti tools? Give it a bash next time you're in the kitchen.

A

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.

Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be

Who says it's not?! "

(slowly walks away )

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.

Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be

Who says it's not?!

(slowly walks away ) "

Are saying a man can't mansplain to another man?

How sexist is that? What about equality?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Guys can't use boobs to get what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.

Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be

Who says it's not?!

(slowly walks away )

Are saying a man can't mansplain to another man?

How sexist is that? What about equality?

A"

I'm beginning to wonder if you need mansplaining mansplained to you!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I don't think it's fair that only women have boobs.

So I decided I'd grow a pair of moobs to join in.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Having things mansplained - what's that about FFS?

Well.....

It's when a man tells you how to do something, how something works or explains why something happens in simple terms so as not to confuse you because long words can sometimes be difficult to understand.

Is that a simple enough explanation.

A

How magnanimous of you to so eloquently establish the definition of such a nonsensical word in our vocabulary. I am forever indebted to you for mansplaning it to me!

Perfect little lady you are so lucky to have a man that has the patience to explain mansplaining to you.

Women know your place.

Quite frankly I am shocked and surprised more of the generous menfolk on here have not stepped forth to offer their interpretations. It seems to be a peculiar interest for them.

Thank goodness it was the little lady in the couple you quite rightly explained the big word for her. Imagine if it was the guy, how embarrassing would that be

Who says it's not?!

(slowly walks away )

Are saying a man can't mansplain to another man?

How sexist is that? What about equality?

A

I'm beginning to wonder if you need mansplaining mansplained to you! "

Please!

But can you only use small words.

A

*maybe some pictures too........

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Tell ya what though ladies

You'll never get that horror that is going for a wee through a zipper and then shaking it and thinking

SURELY all the wee is out. SURELY.

But then slowly putting your bad boy back in and god damn it there's more you nearly made me piss myself you bad bad penis!"

Said the man currently stuck in the pub toilets waiting for his ‘nearly’ wee to dry up….

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago "

I wish 6 months it's 4 years here & now he uses the excuse of age & forgetfulness.Still remembers how to wank & when the football is on

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Women jumping to conclusions when a single male saying they can’t accommodate.

Men hoping that women are cheating and that’s why they can’t

Marc

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.

We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told off for leaving the toilet seat up.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.

We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£. "

Don't.

Say.

Anything.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.

We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£. "

Ha we open the door and then have to get past you, to take charge when you ask us, where are we going...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men ain't go to win this one

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.

We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£.

·

Don't.

Say.

Anything.

"

I love you KC² !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is much harder for men

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I have been informed that women have no experience of touching sensations from a Door Handle or the delicate parchment flutter of a restaurant Bill.

We should equalise that imbalance and let the ·gentlewomen· open the doors and get all tactile with paper $£.

·

Ha we open the door and then have to get past you, to take charge when you ask us, where are we going... "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us family men are expected to be a left over dinner waste compactor

"You've barely touched your dinner, go scrape it on your dad's plate"

Then you moan when we get tubby

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Being told off for leaving the toilet seat up. "

Too true!! Why do men never complain about the bloody lid being left down?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being told off for leaving the toilet seat up.

Too true!! Why do men never complain about the bloody lid being left down?

A"

Exactly!!!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Being told off for leaving the toilet seat up.

Too true!! Why do men never complain about the bloody lid being left down?

A

Exactly!!!"

That's it.

Every time I need a piss now I'm going to scream 'who left the loo seat down again?'

A

*it was nice knowing you all. I'll get Fox to post details of the wake.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Asking for directions.

Women can’t read the map. Men don’t even know where it is and just give you direction the middle of fucking somewhere.

Are we talking about how men don't know how to find the clit? "

Or the G spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for directions.

Women can’t read the map. Men don’t even know where it is and just give you direction the middle of fucking somewhere.

Are we talking about how men don't know how to find the clit?

Or the G spot"

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Men ain't go to win this one"

Yeah, once women start complaining about their lot. Men just stufu because nobody cares.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Being told off for leaving the toilet seat up.

Too true!! Why do men never complain about the bloody lid being left down?

A

Exactly!!!

That's it.

Every time I need a piss now I'm going to scream 'who left the loo seat down again?'

A

*it was nice knowing you all. I'll get Fox to post details of the wake. "

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Tell ya what though ladies

You'll never get that horror that is going for a wee through a zipper and then shaking it and thinking

SURELY all the wee is out. SURELY.

But then slowly putting your bad boy back in and god damn it there's more you nearly made me piss myself you bad bad penis!"

Tena Lady, my friend - try having babies and not doing your Kegels

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Women don't understand how uncomfortable it is when your ball sack sticks to your leg, or how annoying it is to be constantly reminded about the job you said you'd do 6 months ago

Men don't understand what it's like to have your sweaty flaps folded in the wrong way, caught in your gusset or having a wedgie right up both your arse crack AND your fanny region. Digging that lot out is like an archaeological excavation!"

Or under boob sweat when its hot out

The inability to create standard clothing sizes

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