FabSwingers.com forum: Testicles

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They’re kind of interesting, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like how they expel my love juice when I'm turned on enough

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I like how sensitive they can be and the reactions produced by trailing fingers along them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate how sweaty they get in hot weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, they are mesmerising.

If you get up, close and personal with testicles you can see the skin moving in a wave type motion ever so slightly. The more you stare the more it moves (like an optical illusion). I could look at them all day.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Sometimes when you lay down, it takes them a few moments to resettle... they around on their own and it looks like they're alive... it's weird.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sometimes when you lay down, it takes them a few moments to resettle... they around on their own and it looks like they're alive... it's weird. "

*move around

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

"I like how sensitive they can be and the reactions produced by trailing fingers along them

Love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite knowing how much it hurts, we all still laugh when someone gets hit in them

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I think it is genuinely weird that we haven't evolved to ensure that something so important/sensitive is less vulnerable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it is genuinely weird that we haven't evolved to ensure that something so important/sensitive is less vulnerable!"

Could always wear a box everywhere

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I like how they're like stress balls attached to my favourite grown up. Also like how they go rock hard just before he cums.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I like how they expel my love juice when I'm turned on enough

So glad I didnt have anything in my mouth when I read that!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I like how you can stretch them like a sail in a hot bath! (Well, I liked watching someone do that once!)

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By *inkytoggerMan
over a year ago

Tarporley

"They’re kind of interesting, right?

Discuss

Personally I think they're a load of bollox.

Ta daaaaaaaaa!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I like watching mine when they are just moving on there own, I'm fully expecting them to morph like a transformer one day

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"I like how you can stretch them like a sail in a hot bath! (Well, I liked watching someone do that once!)"

A sail

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that a typical testicle weighs between 10 to 15 grams?

Also, to stop these highly sensitive orbs of wonderment clanging together, nature usually renders one heavier and hanging lower than the other.

How amazing is that, eh?

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Did you know that a typical testicle weighs between 10 to 15 grams?

Also, to stop these highly sensitive orbs of wonderment clanging together, nature usually renders one heavier and hanging lower than the other.

How amazing is that, eh?

That is definitely amazeballs! x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's always so pretty how they form along the eaves of houses in icy weather, and drip down.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Did you know that a typical testicle weighs between 10 to 15 grams?

Also, to stop these highly sensitive orbs of wonderment clanging together, nature usually renders one heavier and hanging lower than the other.

How amazing is that, eh?

Absolutely balltastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like how they expel my love juice when I'm turned on enough

So glad I didnt have anything in my mouth when I read that!"

Did you want something in your mouth though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I see commonly done to balls in porn looks painful to me. I see people taking one to back of their throat, pulling it miles from it’s starting place, under the base of the cock. It like it’s on elastic

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:

Zhao Zhenhua, a Chinese martial artist shocked the world when before an assembled and frankly amazed crowd of onlookers, he tied, lifted and swung a whopping 80kg(!!!) worth of bricks from his man danglers(!!!!!)

In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol

My mate had one bigger than the other. While this is pretty normal his were like a golf ball and a exercise ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:

In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions

So he did it till he came?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sounds a bit nuts

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Honestly, they are mesmerising.

This! Give them a gentle stroke and watch them wriggle!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:

In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions

Were his man danglers dangling dubiously decumbent after this feat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crinklybags

Mrs b xx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mine are very saggy now

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:

In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions

So he did it till he came?

He likely came with the power of a 44. Magnum

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:

In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions

Were his man danglers dangling dubiously decumbent after this feat?!

I heard that he has had to resort to walking around on stilts ever since, so as not to stand on them…

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:

In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions

So he did it till he came?

He likely came with the power of a 44. Magnum

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:

In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions

Were his man danglers dangling dubiously decumbent after this feat?!

I heard that he has had to resort to walking around on stilts ever since, so as not to stand on them…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Extraordinarily Interesting Testicular Feat Of Strength Fact:

In fact he performed an astonishing 320 repetitions

So he did it till he came?

He likely came with the power of a 44. Magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to squeeze them till they pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to squeeze them till they pop."

Who hurt you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to squeeze them till they pop.

Who hurt you? "

Do you want a list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to squeeze them till they pop.

Who hurt you?

Do you want a list?"

As long as I'm not on it, sure

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I like how they twitch when I run my fingers across his thighs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I like to squeeze them till they pop."

I don't believe you'd put that much effort into something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to squeeze them till they pop.

I don't believe you'd put that much effort into something

I put lots of effort into the things that give me pleasure.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I like to squeeze them till they pop.

I don't believe you'd put that much effort into something

I put lots of effort into the things that give me pleasure. "

So that means you'd feel like you climbed mount everest after being around me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all the keen little sperms jostling about in there that makes them move Im sure. Like when you're pregnant and see a foot stick out of your belly. There's life in them balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing them to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Do you get a funny feeling

When they're hanging from the ceiling

Oh, you'll never be a sailor

If your balls hang low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One summer a friend of a friend was sitting in a net type hammock chair thing in the garden that hung from a tree. Nobody told him his balls had fallen out the leg of his shorts and through one of the holes in the hammock chair, almost touching the ground, swaying like a pendulum as he swung on the chair.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I like to take a pic to count the hairs and see if they have the same sunroof as my head

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

they ripple when being licked,

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"One summer a friend of a friend was sitting in a net type hammock chair thing in the garden that hung from a tree. Nobody told him his balls had fallen out the leg of his shorts and through one of the holes in the hammock chair, almost touching the ground, swaying like a pendulum as he swung on the chair. "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do they float in the bath???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When using hair removal cream on them, don't apply a second layer because you don't think you got all the hair the first time

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

They are a design flaw

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do they float in the bath???"

A good question indeed Sparkle

Apparently, some men report a natural buoyancy whilst others report them sinking beneath the waves.

The penis is similarly either a floater or else a sinker depending upon a number of variables.

I think….

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

colchester

You can actually watch them move about on there own! To cold they move up to get warm to hot they move down to cool down!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"When using hair removal cream on them, don't apply a second layer because you don't think you got all the hair the first time

Eeee by gum! I can almost feel the pain Joe

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do they float in the bath???

A good question indeed Sparkle

Apparently, some men report a natural buoyancy whilst others report them sinking beneath the waves.

The penis is similarly either a floater or else a sinker depending upon a number of variables.

I think….

This is a forum question I must ask as now I'm curious

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By *nikingMan
over a year ago

Hull

I wonder hwo much cum mine have produced

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine are so annoying.

I'd have them off it it wouldn't cause... issues.

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"[Removed by poster at 21/06/23 23:13:43]"

Never ever ever ever use Original Source Shower Gel Mint on them x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"They’re kind of interesting, right?

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Until you've accidently sat on them

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"They’re kind of interesting, right?

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Until you've accidently sat on them

Gonad Related Celeb gossip time: Apparently, actor Nick Nolte opted for a scrotum tuck some years ago as in his own words, ‘I kept sitting on my balls.’

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"They’re kind of interesting, right?

Discuss

Until you've accidently sat on them

Gonad Related Celeb gossip time: Apparently, actor Nick Nolte opted for a scrotum tuck some years ago as in his own words, ‘I kept sitting on my balls.’

Trust me when it happens you've never moved so fast

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think you can learn more than from reading their tea leaves

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

it would be nice if a lady found mine interesting - sorry just musing! x

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"They’re kind of interesting, right?

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Until you've accidently sat on them

Ah thank you, I only ventured onto this thread to ask if you can accidently sit on them, and you've already answered my question!

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

The sauce that comes out of some can be interesting. Lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The sauce that comes out of some can be interesting. Lol

Bollocknaise?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The sauce that comes out of some can be interesting. Lol

Bollocknaise?

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Is it very creamy? Haha

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By *ndy man 200Man
over a year ago

hereford

I like mine to be sucked

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Mine are smooth shaven so nice to suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it is genuinely weird that we haven't evolved to ensure that something so important/sensitive is less vulnerable!"

They have to be a certain temperature hence them raising up to the body on cold days and lower in warm.

Love the balls that don't have a tight sack and look like to eggs next to each other.

There was a young man called Dave Sprocket

Who went up to space in a rocket

The rocket went bang

His balls went clang

And his knob landed up in his pocket

There was a young man from Gosham

Who took out his balls to wash em

His wife said Jack

If you don't put em back

I'll tread on the sods and squash em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it when C plays with mine while she’s giving me a bj or hj! Apparently mine are quite big according to C too which I never knew haha.

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

I love to roll them between my fingers. Or round in my mouth

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