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"Just oodles of butter. J" 1 of the 3 was tbf  | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "Lashings of proper butter and marmite | |||
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"Butter and marmite. Jam. Sausage pattie, egg and bacon. Nom nom nom Cherry x "Sausage Egg and Bacon on 1 Crumpet ?? I'm impressed  | |||
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"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy! " Oooh that's an option cool | |||
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"Lashings of butter and cheese Tinder x" I had a DairyLea slice on one  | |||
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"Clotted cream and Golden syrup.. Thunder and Lightning!" Very Very frightening | |||
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"So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "Proper butter, vegemite, and shaved vintage cheddar | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Lashings of proper butter and marmite "Oh dear you said Marmite   | |||
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"I haven't had crumpets in ages I may have to get some tomorrow. Mrs " My pleasure | |||
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"Marmite " Nooooooooo | |||
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"So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Proper butter, vegemite, and shaved vintage cheddar "Vegemite and Cheese | |||
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"Butter and marmite. Jam. Sausage pattie, egg and bacon. Nom nom nom Cherry x "Yes butter and marmite all the way! | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "I make two, one dripping with so much butter I’m likely to have a cardiac, the other butter and jam. | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
I make two, one dripping with so much butter I’m likely to have a cardiac, the other butter and jam."I had 3 different toppings because I'm weird | |||
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"Nutella everytime! " Good answer  | |||
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"Lurpack Butter only " Some of us aren't that rich Boo | |||
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"Butter is the only option!!!" I'll refrain from any spread jokes | |||
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"Crumpets used to be called pikletts when I was a kid and before Warburtons took over the bread market. Im from North East. Real butter with salt Or cheese Or butter and jam " Butter and Jam absolutely | |||
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"Lurpak, Peperoni and melted red Leicester cheese. Thank me later "Does sound scrummy tbf | |||
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"Butter is the only option!!! I'll refrain from any spread jokes "Disappointed | |||
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"A bin bag.... Not even Beans "I'm not a fan of crumpets | |||
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"Lashings of butter and cheese Tinder x" Seconding this!!! Good strong cheddar and salted butter!!! | |||
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"I’ve not had crumpets in ages either, but brought some last night and had them for breakfast this morning, smothered in butter as they should be! "See I'm Psychic me | |||
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"Garlic butter spread upon it, then cheese melted on top. " Now that sounds lush | |||
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"Butter is the only option!!! I'll refrain from any spread jokes
Disappointed "I'm a Gentleman you know this | |||
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"A bin bag.... Not even Beans
I'm not a fan of crumpets "You're a weirdo | |||
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"A bin bag.... Not even Beans
I'm not a fan of crumpets
You're a weirdo "You know it | |||
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"A bin bag.... Not even Beans
I'm not a fan of crumpets
You're a weirdo
You know it "Best way to be | |||
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"Lashings of butter on mine please Grumpy. I want to feel that greasy goodness running down my throat "Why am I aroused | |||
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"Butter please "You can have any topping you want | |||
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"Haven’t used the word yonks in yonks! Love it "My pleasure | |||
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"Lurpack Butter only Some of us aren't that rich Boo "Sounds like a "you" problem | |||
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"Love these dripping in butter
Nikki x "It does seem this is the most popular option so far | |||
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"Love these dripping in butter
Nikki x "Absolutely xx | |||
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"Lurpack Butter only Some of us aren't that rich Boo
Sounds like a "you" problem "* Middle Finger Emoji * | |||
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"I might just have to get myself a packet when I next go shopping now " Glad I could help | |||
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"Marmite" Noooooooo | |||
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"Butter is the only option!!! I'll refrain from any spread jokes
Disappointed
I'm a Gentleman you know this "That doesn't mean boring | |||
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"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter. Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps. "I'll take the lashings please | |||
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"Clotted cream and Golden syrup.. Thunder and Lightning! Very Very frightening "It is for your arteries  | |||
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"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter. Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps. "Ooh Err Nero | |||
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"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy! " This was the winning entry  | |||
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"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter. Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.
I'll take the lashings please "Utter Filth you | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Lashings of proper butter and marmite
Oh dear you said Marmite "Well Bovril is also available, and you can make a drink out of it and dunk your crumpets in it | |||
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"Ok, I'll say it. I've never had a crumpet. The holes put me off. But I might brave it..." WTAF | |||
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"Salted Welsh butter, marmite and a slice of vintage cheddar." You said Marmite | |||
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"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy! This was the winning entry "Was good but I wouldn't go that far | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Lashings of proper butter and marmite
Oh dear you said Marmite
Well Bovril is also available, and you can make a drink out of it and dunk your crumpets in it"That's actually worse | |||
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"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter. Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.
I'll take the lashings please
Utter Filth you "I'll have you know I'm clean out of the shower | |||
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"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy! This was the winning entry
Was good but I wouldn't go that far "Well we're not mentioning custard  | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "Cheese , butter and yeast extract | |||
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"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter. Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.
I'll take the lashings please
Utter Filth you
I'll have you know I'm clean out of the shower "Ffs Tease  | |||
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"Crumpets that are bathed in butter and honey. Yummy! This was the winning entry
Was good but I wouldn't go that far
Well we're not mentioning custard "Post deleted | |||
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"Butter and taramasalata "Not Cheese?? Are you ill | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Cheese , butter and yeast extract "So Marmite then | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "Butter and jam! | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Cheese , butter and yeast extract
So Marmite then "Or vegimite | |||
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"Ok, I'll say it. I've never had a crumpet. The holes put me off. But I might brave it..." • You are aware that you are the thinking woman's Crumpet? Sex  .·* | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Butter and jam!"Top option tbf | |||
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"A pile of butter thickly spread across the whole of the crumpet." Does seem this is winning so far | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Cheese , butter and yeast extract
So Marmite then
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"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter. Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.
Ooh Err Nero "• FFS! | |||
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"What the fucks a crumpet?" Ask the vicar round for tea on Sunday afternoon, I'm sure he'll tell you | |||
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"Just butter usually but my daughter introduced me to chocolate spread on crumpets ~ highly recommended!" Agree with her | |||
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"What the fucks a crumpet?" Seriously?? | |||
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"Ok, I'll say it. I've never had a crumpet. The holes put me off. But I might brave it... • You are aware that you are the thinking woman's Crumpet? Sex .·*"Trust you | |||
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"Lashings and lashings of Welsh Butter. Did I say "lashings"? Lashings and nothing else, Grumps.
Ooh Err Nero
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Cheese , butter and yeast extract
So Marmite then "No, yeast extract from asda. I think it tastes better than marmite | |||
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"What the fucks a crumpet? Seriously?? "Actually yes | |||
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"Chocolate spread mmmmm" Good choice | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Cheese , butter and yeast extract
So Marmite then
No, yeast extract from asda. I think it tastes better than marmite "I have no words Sprout | |||
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"What the fucks a crumpet? Seriously??
Actually yes "A Pikelet then yes ?? | |||
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"Butter and marmalade." Are you Paddington | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Cheese , butter and yeast extract
So Marmite then
No, yeast extract from asda. I think it tastes better than marmite
I have no words Sprout "Good, keep it that way | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping?
Cheese , butter and yeast extract
So Marmite then
No, yeast extract from asda. I think it tastes better than marmite
I have no words Sprout
Good, keep it that way " | |||
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"Butter and taramasalata
Not Cheese?? Are you ill "Nah, not a fan of warm cheese. It’s either cold or melted, none of this half arsed shit | |||
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"Another delicious variety is lashings of butter and biscoff spread yummy " You'll have to do this for me then | |||
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"Butter and taramasalata
Not Cheese?? Are you ill
Nah, not a fan of warm cheese. It’s either cold or melted, none of this half arsed shit "* Noted * | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos " It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf | |||
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"Loads of butter on Warburtons Giant Crumpets "My favourite Crumpet.. I mean Crumpets | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf "Has to be though (that and marmite) | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos" Butter is to crumpets what sauce is to pizza. The better the butter the better enhanced the other toppings | |||
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"Loads of butter on Warburtons Giant Crumpets
My favourite Crumpet..
I mean Crumpets "Oh I would say you were right the first time. Mwah xx | |||
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"Just oodles of butter. J" Yep, just how I like them. The same goes for toast, doorstep toast especially. | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf
Has to be though (that and marmite)"You had to say that word didn't you | |||
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"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt. " Indeed but can’t afford lurpak and salt is already the butter apart from that the same | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos Butter is to crumpets what sauce is to pizza. The better the butter the better enhanced the other toppings "It is winning so far | |||
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"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt. " Perfect | |||
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"Loads of butter on Warburtons Giant Crumpets
My favourite Crumpet..
I mean Crumpets
Oh I would say you were right the first time. Mwah xx "Obvs | |||
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"Butter and golden syrup or peanutbutter and raspberry jam " Finally someone has said Peanut Butter | |||
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"Caviar on Crumpets for you Grumps. "I'm more Aldi Spread and 50p Jam myself dear Nero | |||
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"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt. Indeed but can’t afford lurpak and salt is already the butter apart from that the same "I like it extra salty | |||
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"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt. Perfect "The best way | |||
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"Has anyone mentioned toasting them on an open fire? (Same still applies regard the oodles of butter)" That's a bit Posh for Wellingborough innit | |||
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"Crumpets twice toasted, Lurpak butter and a sprinkle of sea salt. Indeed but can’t afford lurpak and salt is already the butter apart from that the same
I like it extra salty "So wrong but yet right | |||
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"Has anyone mentioned toasting them on an open fire? (Same still applies regard the oodles of butter) That's a bit Posh for Wellingborough innit "Posh or not and as much as I've a sense of adventure... open fires in the humble abode that is my flat, may not be my wisest move | |||
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"Has anyone mentioned toasting them on an open fire? (Same still applies regard the oodles of butter) That's a bit Posh for Wellingborough innit
Posh or not and as much as I've a sense of adventure... open fires in the humble abode that is my flat, may not be my wisest move "Need to move here then | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf
Has to be though (that and marmite)"Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf
Has to be though (that and marmite)
Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol"You're all Wrong Uns | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf
Has to be though (that and marmite)
Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol
You're all Wrong Uns "Nope lol | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf
Has to be though (that and marmite)
Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol
You're all Wrong Uns
Nope lol"Next you'll say you like Olives | |||
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"The only acceptable topping on a crumpet is butter. Weirdos It does seem to be the most popular answer tbf
Has to be though (that and marmite)
Yes ! A fellow marmite fan lol
You're all Wrong Uns
Nope lol"Exactly | |||
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"So I decided to randomly buy a pack of Crumpets earlier and have destroyed 3 immediately.. So what's your favourite Crumpet topping? "Butter now i don't want to be difficult or contentious but anything else is unacceptable and will be sent back wth the servant sent packing. BUTTER | |||
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