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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the office, looking at fab when I should be working but feel like I should be in the pub garden with an ice cold pint! How about you?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Doing something productive instead of mucking about in here.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Waiting for you to type some smut

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Browsing, chatting and watching the clock before work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?"

Feel free to send any smut to my inbox OP

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?"

I want more smut from you, lovely

I’m am presently extremely busy….procrastinating like a pro

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?"

Looking forward to your smut, Meli!

I’m walking back to my desk, should’ve been there by now. And right now I’d like to spin forward to Saturday for our filthy weekend at VA

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Wishing away the last of the afternoon at work before I have a meet later. Time seems to be going even slower than usual

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Working, full afternoon clinic...and the sun shining outside

I could certainly do a nice cliff walk with company now.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Servicing boilers, should be doing this would rather be out on my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have to admit to having a bit of a perv over Dirty-pairs pics.

Again

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?"

Fishing, fishing, catching fish but it ain’t happening!!!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Finished writing something I wasn't looking forward to.

Avoiding answering my phone, my equanimity is more important right now. Currently sleep deprived so I think that's what I'd like to be doing.

Have to put my dad hat on soon and address my son's conduct in school, which makes me a hypocrite because I was worse than he is and I really empathise with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man’s out here

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in the office, looking at fab when I should be working but feel like I should be in the pub garden with an ice cold pint! How about you? "

You should be in a pub garden! It's the perfect weather for it isn't it? Currently trying to reply to an email and instead on here, contemplating if I should just wear my hair curly for the next few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?"

Awww man, I'd have preferred your smut or nonsense, it ALWAYS makes a good read

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

DC

I’m in work. Clock watching while scrolling through fab and Reddit. I’m just glad I’m in an office alone and no one can see what I’m looking at on my mobile.

What I’d rather be doing, lying on a secluded balcony in the sun with a nice pussy to eat and some nice cocktails to sip on, but alas this isn’t the case and I will continue dreaming

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Hi Meli.

I've managed to have finished most of my work alongside making endless cups of tea for builder's, plumber's and electricians who are renovating my house. Just about to leave to fetch my nephew from school, then off down to the boxing gym later with the boys to do their training, while they are there I will pop to the supermarket to collect a few items, then back home to relax this evening unless something else pops up.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Hi Meli.

I've managed to have finished most of my work alongside making endless cups of tea for builder's, plumber's and electricians who are renovating my house. Just about to leave to fetch my nephew from school, then off down to the boxing gym later with the boys to do their training, while they are there I will pop to the supermarket to collect a few items, then back home to relax this evening unless something else pops up."
now that’s a full itinerary…

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm having a coffee and scrolling the forums, I should be working but it's too hot, I did some work this morning so I've excused my afternoon of procrastination.

Mrs

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

What's the nervous energy in anticipation of, OP? Hope it's a good nervous energy!

I'm in the office, diligently clearing my inbox so actually doing what I should be doing. Well, no, sod that. I *should* be sat sipping a coffee on a sunny piazza somewhere...

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Sending GIFs of Vixey from fox and the hound to someone whilst listening to Foxy lady by Jimi Hendrix.

I don't know lots of things I am happily in my neurodivergent delusional zone. Head firmly in the sand. I should probably get a shower - I've been on a mooch most of the day.

I'm kinda good right now. Got a cold one and nothing much on my mind. Why rock the boat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the office, looking at fab when I should be working but feel like I should be in the pub garden with an ice cold pint! How about you?

You should be in a pub garden! It's the perfect weather for it isn't it? Currently trying to reply to an email and instead on here, contemplating if I should just wear my hair curly for the next few days. "

Somebody should tell my boss ! If in doubt, go for curly

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm at work, I should be typing notes but I've got a cold so my brain is needing a break.

I would much rather be in bed with a lovely human and their magic lips making everything better

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

At the moment, I'm watching x files whilst browsing on here, soon I shall be putting together a spaghetti bol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I should be making the bed, exercising and looking for a form I need.

I might call making the bed the exercise and see if the form comes up at the same time ........

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

I should be getting my bloody air conditioning sorted, but (and please imagine a cod French accent here), he was sorry that he was swimming against the tide and couldn't fit the car in for at least two weeks, this despite having a bloody appointment! My French was pushed to the limits I can tell you.

So back chez moi having a coffee and farting about on here (I even managed to get a trolling PM/DM from some chap) instead of sorting out my trip over in two weeks. I've not booked the crossing even yet! x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just made a curry and noodles for my son.

I'm getting ready to meet someone for a nice evening in the park

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Just made a curry and noodles for my son.

I'm getting ready to meet someone for a nice evening in the park "

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm working and its baking outside but I'm having tomorrow and friday off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rare 37 minutes to myself, so obviously I'm using it productively and eating a pork pie.

Later I'm off bowling but actually I'd really like to go and drink some rum and eat chips with a hot guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be working…I have loads to do…but it’s just not getting anywhere so of course I keep popping in here!

Minx

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’m in work. Clock watching while scrolling through fab and Reddit. I’m just glad I’m in an office alone and no one can see what I’m looking at on my mobile.

What I’d rather be doing, lying on a secluded balcony in the sun with a nice pussy to eat and some nice cocktails to sip on, but alas this isn’t the case and I will continue dreaming "

Do they not give you enough work to do?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"I have a rare 37 minutes to myself, so obviously I'm using it productively and eating a pork pie.

Later I'm off bowling but actually I'd really like to go and drink some rum and eat chips with a hot guy.

"

Rum….pork pies…..best combo..

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m enjoying the lovely cool UK weather & being able to go outside and wander without careful planning

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Just made a curry and noodles for my son.

I'm getting ready to meet someone for a nice evening in the park "

Are you coming too?

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Just made a curry and noodles for my son.

I'm getting ready to meet someone for a nice evening in the park

Are you coming too? "

I wish but that’s frowned upon where I’m at this minute…

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I am sat doing nothing as just finished work will have a cuppa soon and decide what to eat.....all so Rock N Roll....

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry


"I have a rare 37 minutes to myself, so obviously I'm using it productively and eating a pork pie.

Later I'm off bowling but actually I'd really like to go and drink some rum and eat chips with a hot guy.

"

What's your preferred Rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be filling in a form that's important, my usual chores and work.

I spent the morning non stop sorting and tidying and cleaning in a stress response.

Then I've spoken to my best friend for a while and sat on my arse and now need to motivate myself.

I should be doing more chores etc but my brain is awash with a load of processing and my focus is affected.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm at work, I should be typing notes but I've got a cold so my brain is needing a break.

I would much rather be in bed with a lovely human and their magic lips making everything better "

I might know someone with lips (no claims on magic though)...

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I literally am doing nothing but fab while sitting on my sofa in my boxers. The joys of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…. What would you like to be doing?"

I know what I’d like to be doing. …kissing a woman with sexual intent. Turning her around, pushing her over the back of a chair, lifting up her dress, tearing down her knickers and gripping her ass cheeks. I ask her ‘are you mine?!

I wait for the answer…

“YES”

I’d push her legs into a wider stance, unzip my pants, and take what I want.

But I’ve just got in, I’m going to shower get changed and probably watch a film.

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

DC


"I’m in work. Clock watching while scrolling through fab and Reddit. I’m just glad I’m in an office alone and no one can see what I’m looking at on my mobile.

What I’d rather be doing, lying on a secluded balcony in the sun with a nice pussy to eat and some nice cocktails to sip on, but alas this isn’t the case and I will continue dreaming

Do they not give you enough work to do? "

Quiet today thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm full of excitement for potential possibilities

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The hottub (lay-z-spa) is heating up.

Looking forward to getting in that.

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By *uvery30Woman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Should be cooking tea and putting washing away.

Currently laying on my bed with a bad head.

Wish I was having some more fun else where

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Just made a curry and noodles for my son.

I'm getting ready to meet someone for a nice evening in the park

Are you coming too?

I wish but that’s frowned upon where I’m at this minute…"

Well, I won't be coming myself either

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Waiting for you to type some smut"

You might be waiting until Friday, hope you're cool with that.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Waiting for you to type some smut

You might be waiting until Friday, hope you're cool with that."

As if you could wait that long not doing it!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?

I want more smut from you, lovely

I’m am presently extremely busy….procrastinating like a pro "

Feel free to start a smutty thread and I'll post! I've been banned from starting one until the weekend.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Waiting for you to type some smut

You might be waiting until Friday, hope you're cool with that.

As if you could wait that long not doing it! "

Look, I'm offering you delayed gratification here. It's not a bad offer really. Friday is the weekend isn't it?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?

Looking forward to your smut, Meli!

I’m walking back to my desk, should’ve been there by now. And right now I’d like to spin forward to Saturday for our filthy weekend at VA "

Oh that's exciting! I hope you have a brilliant time, VA is lovely isn't it?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm at work, I should be typing notes but I've got a cold so my brain is needing a break.

I would much rather be in bed with a lovely human and their magic lips making everything better

I might know someone with lips (no claims on magic though)..."

Magic is created together so please do point them in the direction of my inbox if they are a willing volunteer

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"…. What would you like to be doing?

I know what I’d like to be doing. …kissing a woman with sexual intent. Turning her around, pushing her over the back of a chair, lifting up her dress, tearing down her knickers and gripping her ass cheeks. I ask her ‘are you mine?!

I wait for the answer…

“YES”

I’d push her legs into a wider stance, unzip my pants, and take what I want.

But I’ve just got in, I’m going to shower get changed and probably watch a film.

"

I'll have this please!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm sprawled on the sofa in my underwear watching Lucifer lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm now thinking should I have suffered the pain and put on some nice sandals instead of my comfy granny shoes

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"I'm sprawled on the sofa in my underwear watching Lucifer lol"

Tease….

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm sprawled on the sofa in my underwear watching Lucifer lol"

Is your underwear blue?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm now thinking should I have suffered the pain and put on some nice sandals instead of my comfy granny shoes "

Oh Nanna! No, go with the comfy granny shoes. Fuck the pain. Not worth it.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Wishing away the last of the afternoon at work before I have a meet later. Time seems to be going even slower than usual "

Oh, by now it should be even closer! I hope it goes well for you, x

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

Currently browsing Fab because work has been horrible today whereby my mental health is near rock bottom, but at least I finish my shift in a few minutes. Should be working, but I'm just tired and fed up now. I wish I was doing something (or someone) fun, tbh. Anything has got to be better than feeling like this right now

Can people try cheering me up please? Thanks muchly

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm now thinking should I have suffered the pain and put on some nice sandals instead of my comfy granny shoes

Oh Nanna! No, go with the comfy granny shoes. Fuck the pain. Not worth it. "

I did. He'll be too busy looking at my face, trying to make up an excuse to leave, to notice my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Currently browsing Fab because work has been horrible today whereby my mental health is near rock bottom, but at least I finish my shift in a few minutes. Should be working, but I'm just tired and fed up now. I wish I was doing something (or someone) fun, tbh. Anything has got to be better than feeling like this right now

Can people try cheering me up please? Thanks muchly "

You shirt is brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

Just a quick question. Singing up to tinder with your phone number, does it send to everyone on your contacts list that you are tinder like Snapchat does?

X

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

My daughter is in sewing lessons so I'm scrolling on here and trying not to nod off in the heat

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Just had a bath now im sweating more than before i had it ffs

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Currently browsing Fab because work has been horrible today whereby my mental health is near rock bottom, but at least I finish my shift in a few minutes. Should be working, but I'm just tired and fed up now. I wish I was doing something (or someone) fun, tbh. Anything has got to be better than feeling like this right now

Can people try cheering me up please? Thanks muchly

You shirt is brilliant!! "

Sorry for bumping this topic, but just wanted to say thank you to Outsider for their comment as it cheered me up a bit when I read it

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Milking a goat.

Milking a cow.

Milking a horse. Do you milk horses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eating chocolate and drinking cider.. I'm supposed to be taking a photo of my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wanna sleep

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall


"I'm eating chocolate and drinking cider.. I'm supposed to be taking a photo of my boobs "

How about you take a photo of the cider, drink the chocolate and I’ll do the honours with your boobs?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Currently browsing Fab because work has been horrible today whereby my mental health is near rock bottom, but at least I finish my shift in a few minutes. Should be working, but I'm just tired and fed up now. I wish I was doing something (or someone) fun, tbh. Anything has got to be better than feeling like this right now

Can people try cheering me up please? Thanks muchly

You shirt is brilliant!!

Sorry for bumping this topic, but just wanted to say thank you to Outsider for their comment as it cheered me up a bit when I read it "

Oh this thread! Gosh. I can't believe it was five days ago. All that nervous energy was well worth it.

I hope you're doing better now and things look a little brighter? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because nervous energy is real and I'm either going to type smut or nonsense.

So, what are you up to? What should you be doing? What would you like to be doing?"

What l'm doing and what l'd like to be doing are complete opposite's

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

At home after a crazy day of work walking the dog doing shopping what we would love to be doing is be in are home in Spain chilling on are roof terrace having a few gins watching the sun go down

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