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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Found this and thought it was funny.

How To Ask A Woman A Question:

Dangerous - What's For dinner?

Safer - Can I help you with dinner?

Safest - Where would you like to go for dinner?

Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.

Dangerous - Are you wearing that?

Safer - You look good in brown.

Safest - Wow! Look at you!

Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.

Dangerous - What are you so worked up about?

Safer - Could you be overreacting?

Safest - Here's my wage packet.

Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.

Dangerous - Should you be eating that?

Safer - You know there are a lot of apples left.

Safest - Can I get you a piece of chocolate?

Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.

Dangerous - What did you do all day?

Safer - I hope you didn't over do it today.

Safest - I have always loved you in that dressing gown!

Ultra Safe - Here have some wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oh so true

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Would anyone like some wine??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would anyone like some wine??"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would anyone like some wine??"

Me please

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Vodka for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka for me... "

Usually I would join you but I'm on the alka seltzer today

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