FabSwingers.com forum: "Useful" sex/swinging advice

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Following a chat with a friend, we've decided that one should eat a dodgy curry the night before anal sex. This will help the flow and add to the sensation

Anyone else got any "useful" advice?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Use deep heat as an extra lube ....

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Use deep heat as an extra lube ...."

Plus make sure you've been handling chilli peppers before fingering, for that extra tingling

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Use deep heat as an extra lube ....

Plus make sure you've been handling chilli peppers before fingering, for that extra tingling"

This reminds me of a few years ago a fwb went down on me after he had had chilli sauce on a kebab, he had stubble & boy did my foof tingle..

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Take pyjamas and a hot water bottle to a meet. You never know.

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Actually Showing up any meet arranged ?? looking like the pictures and not being d*unk all good hints and tips ?? xxx

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Handle fresh chillies before fingering a woman, the tingle will drive her wild

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

If you want to impress as a professional swinger, keep your socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re young, just go out and experience life instead.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Ignore personal space, having your cock 6 inches from a playing couple or uninvited groping of your man is a total turn on and will definitely result in carnal fun.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Foreplay is completely unnecessary, it’s a complete waste of time. The screams that she makes are just pleasure

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

If you like the look of someone don't get to know them. You'll just discover they are a dickhead.

Just say I'd love to pound that arse.

Don't say 'your' say that. Really drive that objectification home.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If you want to impress as a professional swinger, keep your socks on"

And leave your pants around your ankles

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

It's too much effort

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Take a spare paper bag, in case the first one falls off.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In a club just follow anyone you fancy around waving your knob helicopter stylee, rather than actually talking to them.

Eventually they'll get the hint you want to shag them and will welcome you as an equal and the added bonus is that they'll never know you sound like a cross between Joe Pasquale and Brian Blessed, dependant on how hard your balls are being squeezed.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

All London brothels display a blue lamp.

(sorry, that's an old one from Gérard Hoffnung)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"All London brothels display a blue lamp.

(sorry, that's an old one from Gérard Hoffnung) "

And many swingers display a fish symbol on the back of their car. If you see one when out on your travels you should approach the drivers window with your cock out.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Get d*unk, throw up and sleep slumped over her toilet. It works honest , friend for life

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

If there is a pineapple around in absolutely any form, they’re 100% definitely swingers and are gagging for anyone to approach them and ask to fk, they’ll always say yes

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"If there is a pineapple around in absolutely any form, they’re 100% definitely swingers and are gagging for anyone to approach them and ask to fk, they’ll always say yes "

Bloody hell ... you just got me barred from Asda

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Washing is for loosers, those natural pheromones from your crotch and pits guarantee a shag.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Be sure to eat several cloves of raw garlic just before you meet. Nothing says consideration more than garlic breath.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Be sure to eat several cloves of raw garlic just before you meet. Nothing says consideration more than garlic breath."

And it works as an antiseptic Win win.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Be sure to eat several cloves of raw garlic just before you meet. Nothing says consideration more than garlic breath."

Before we went to our last group social we needed to eat. I suggested to my husband kimchi - which is fermented cabbage. He wouldn't let me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Be sure to eat several cloves of raw garlic just before you meet. Nothing says consideration more than garlic breath.

Before we went to our last group social we needed to eat. I suggested to my husband kimchi - which is fermented cabbage. He wouldn't let me

She is SUCH a cute queen! I'd definitely eat her.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Following a chat with a friend, we've decided that one should eat a dodgy curry the night before anal sex. This will help the flow and add to the sensation

Anyone else got any "useful" advice?

Women - if oysters are such an aphrodisiac, try shoving a couple up your fanny before a meet. Has to work, right?

Men - women like it when you show an interest in their lives. Before a meet, you should rummage through their bins to get to know them.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Be sure to eat several cloves of raw garlic just before you meet. Nothing says consideration more than garlic breath.

Before we went to our last group social we needed to eat. I suggested to my husband kimchi - which is fermented cabbage. He wouldn't let me

I love kimchi, time consuming to make though.

Hold on I just had a thought

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

If you meet a Unicorn in a club, put super glue on your hands before greeting her with a hug. She's not going anywhere soon without you

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If you meet a Unicorn in a club, put super glue on your hands before greeting her with a hug. She's not going anywhere soon without you

Brilliant. Actually I feel "how to catch a unicorn" deserves a thread of its own..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message Rickshawed if you’re in the west mids and fancy a blow

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Message Rickshawed if you’re in the west mids and fancy a blow

Yeah, Mr will happily take you down to his boxing gym. But what does that have to do with sex?

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