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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

...since I've dated, but FUCK I feel old having seen this!

Borrowed from t'internet (yes, a lad bible article).

"Another day another dating pitfall to watch out and this time it’s something you may be guilty of without even realising you're doing anything wrong.

In recent years, we’ve seen the rise of numerous dating trends, such as ghosting, beige flags, getting zombied, being phubbed and even the wonderfully named ‘frog-ization’.

And now you can add ‘micro-cheating’ to your relationship lexicon, too."

I've never heard of any of them aside from ghosting. So if, like me, you haven't either please feel free to give some bullshit definition of any of them.

Ta muchly.

A

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Yeah hmmmm no me neither

I heard a convo on beige flags on the radio last week. I think I've forgotten, but sense it was something like unworthy sackable flags. Like leaving your pants on the floor.

I wonder if zombied is when they turn up but don't talk

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Being Phubbed…..it’s when someone assures you they’ve lubed their nob whilst behind you but shoves it up the old fart pipe completely dry. (Possibly….)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got five public photos on here and none of them have been phubbed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micro cheating is obviously when you only put the top in rather that the whole length- duh!!

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me


"Being Phubbed…..it’s when someone assures you they’ve lubed their nob whilst behind you but shoves it up the old fart pipe completely dry. (Possibly….) "

Haaaaa

I've been phubbed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah hmmmm no me neither

I heard a convo on beige flags on the radio last week. I think I've forgotten, but sense it was something like unworthy sackable flags. Like leaving your pants on the floor.

I wonder if zombied is when they turn up but don't talk "

Some of your picks just turned me into a zombie- wow!!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I was born in the worst age of dating

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Let’s go the phub - it’s a date venue and people who go there are phubbers.

Beige flags - happens when you put your red flags on a boil wash.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Being Phubbed…..it’s when someone assures you they’ve lubed their nob whilst behind you but shoves it up the old fart pipe completely dry. (Possibly….)

Haaaaa

I've been phubbed too "

Mutherphubbers everywhere!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Micro-cheating is as old as the hills!

'Ye have heard that it was said by them of

old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh

on a woman to lust after her hath committed

adultery with her already in his heart.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Micro-cheating is as old as the hills!

'Ye have heard that it was said by them of

old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh

on a woman to lust after her hath committed

adultery with her already in his heart.'"

Now swipeth right, ye auld hound.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ghosting: Isn’t this when you are penetrating a partner from behind and pull out whilst a previously hidden mate sneakily enters in your place?

You then walk in front of your partner and wave to them creating the somewhat shocking illusion that they are either witnessing a ghost sighting or else your doppelgänger….?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Text dumping is fashionable

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Micro-cheating is as old as the hills!

'Ye have heard that it was said by them of

old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh

on a woman to lust after her hath committed

adultery with her already in his heart.'

Now swipeth right, ye auld hound."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Beige Flags: This one seems quite obvious to me;

It’s overtly a kink for cream coloured chinos, right…?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"...since I've dated, but FUCK I feel old having seen this!

Borrowed from t'internet (yes, a lad bible article).

"Another day another dating pitfall to watch out and this time it’s something you may be guilty of without even realising you're doing anything wrong.

In recent years, we’ve seen the rise of numerous dating trends, such as ghosting, beige flags, getting zombied, being phubbed and even the wonderfully named ‘frog-ization’.

And now you can add ‘micro-cheating’ to your relationship lexicon, too."

I've never heard of any of them aside from ghosting. So if, like me, you haven't either please feel free to give some bullshit definition of any of them.

Ta muchly.

A"

Was the article in English? Or dog-speak?

I’m confused but I don’t date so…

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me


"Beige Flags: This one seems quite obvious to me;

It’s overtly a kink for cream coloured chinos, right…? "

We all have that kink

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Beige Flags: This one seems quite obvious to me;

It’s overtly a kink for cream coloured chinos, right…?

We all have that kink "

I think I may hold that one myself

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Someone started a thread about beige flags. I think it means boring.

Micro cheating is when you heat the tea your wife made you in someone else's microwave. Frog-isation is when someone reveals on a third date that their middle name is Kermit.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

This is why I stopped dating... I can't keep up. It's just old terms rejigged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder I'm perpetually single. I don't speak the language

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Someone started a thread about beige flags. I think it means boring.

Micro cheating is when you heat the tea your wife made you in someone else's microwave. Frog-isation is when someone reveals on a third date that their middle name is Kermit.

"

Phew!!

I was worried 'frog-isation' was someone trying to turn you French!!

We didn't vote for brexit for that!

A

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Is frog ization maybe when they were talking to you when d*unk and then they sober up and realise you weren't for them?

I know I go from a 5 straight to 11 if someone has downed a bottle of vodka

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Relationships are being replaced with situationships, No I don't know either. I think it's somewhere between FWB and relationships.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Iv not been on a date for 28 years I don’t think I’ll bother now either it’s a minefield

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I got lost somewhere around the time when seeing someone and being in a relationship became different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got lost somewhere around the time when seeing someone and being in a relationship became different things"

Had that discussion with my grandson recently. According to him if you're seeing someone it's ok to see others as well but if you're in a relationship it's cheating. Didn't stop a girl he was seeing dumping him when she found out he was seeing somebody else.

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