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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Evening OP and all who sail in her.

Or summink....

A

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Ah,Tuesday. The 'meh', the February, the Gallic shrug of the week.

Good evening, JulieandBeef,and to all the other denizens of this celebration of temporal Limbo.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Evening all evening jandb

I know I'm dislexic but what the hells a canti what ever it was.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hey beautiful Julie. Hope you’re well and smiling this evening? Kisses to you and B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone. I’m in and I’m horny.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening OP and all who sail in her.

Or summink....

A"

Ummm, did you just bash a bottle of champagne over my noggin?

Evening A, have you had a good day?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx"

Hi all I'm going to Brighton Naturist beach tomorrow. Wish me luck.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Evening OP and all who sail in her.

Or summink....

A

Ummm, did you just bash a bottle of champagne over my noggin?

Evening A, have you had a good day? "

Noooo! I swung it into your rear.

And not bad ta. It rained which is most (or should that be 'moist') welcome.

A

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

"

No but kisses will

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ah,Tuesday. The 'meh', the February, the Gallic shrug of the week.

Good evening, JulieandBeef,and to all the other denizens of this celebration of temporal Limbo."

Evening Ele, let's make Tuesday feel worthwhile with a great Nocturnal or we can lean into the bof. How are you today?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx

Hi all I'm going to Brighton Naturist beach tomorrow. Wish me luck."

I'm sure there going to be bus loads of folks going to now.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all evening jandb

I know I'm dislexic but what the hells a canti what ever it was. "

It's a type of melon. The opening post is a nod to an episode of The Simpson's

Have you had a good day?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello J&B

Hello Nocturnalistas of all persuasions. X

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By *evils-bad-intentionMan
over a year ago

Saturday

Hey everyone have a good night either relaxing and browsing or working and browsing

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey beautiful Julie. Hope you’re well and smiling this evening? Kisses to you and B "

I am very well and very smiley thank you

Kisses back from us both! How are you today LB?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Ah,Tuesday. The 'meh', the February, the Gallic shrug of the week.

Good evening, JulieandBeef,and to all the other denizens of this celebration of temporal Limbo.

Evening Ele, let's make Tuesday feel worthwhile with a great Nocturnal or we can lean into the bof. How are you today? "

I am, as always, the better for being here, thank you! I hope the week is caressing you tenderly, raising a surprisingly erotic trail of raised little hairs on your arms as Tuesday places its soft lips on the nape of your neck?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone. I’m in and I’m horny. "

This is not news Lovely to see you here Mr P!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Good evening lovely people one and all xx

Another late supper here (alas) but will be back later all being well xx

Have fun and joke you’ve had a super day xx

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Evening all evening jandb

I know I'm dislexic but what the hells a canti what ever it was.

It's a type of melon. The opening post is a nod to an episode of The Simpson's

Have you had a good day? "

I knew it was some type of fruit like that just couldn't picture it .nope I had very lazy unfruitful day sadly .but thanks for asking .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey beautiful Julie. Hope you’re well and smiling this evening? Kisses to you and B

I am very well and very smiley thank you

Kisses back from us both! How are you today LB? "

Oh I like your kisses

I’m great thanks beautiful. Really looking forward to our London trip. Let’s talk hotels tomorrow when you have time. And I must sort out my date to Rocky Horror with Davina… among other little road trips I have planned

Tell Beef from me I’ve found him some new pants online. I think he will like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening J and all. You should really let B out of the bedroom, we rarely hear from him. Is he OK? Do I need to send out a search and rescue? What have you done with him?

As always, the nocturnal thread reminds me I've been reading my kindle for far too long and it is grossly past my sensible bedtime of 8pm.

Good night all, I hope you're all ready for Wet Willy Wednesday tomorrow

F

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

"

Good evening Cede, the vitamins should help. Or maybe going down on someone prevents coming down with something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about cantaloupe but I've got blue crosses

And I can carry a watermelon

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Good Evening Mrs J et al.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi all I'm going to Brighton Naturist beach tomorrow. Wish me luck."

That's exciting MM! Have you been before? Good luck

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I don't know about cantaloupe but I've got blue crosses

And I can carry a watermelon "

Like a hamster? Do you have cheek pouches? Enquiring minds deserve to know!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

No but kisses will "

Is that you volunteering?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening OP and all who sail in her.

Or summink....

A

Ummm, did you just bash a bottle of champagne over my noggin?

Evening A, have you had a good day?

Noooo! I swung it into your rear.

And not bad ta. It rained which is most (or should that be 'moist') welcome.

A"

That's alright then It rained a lot here too. This evening has been gorgeous though.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

No but kisses will "

100%

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

Good evening Cede, the vitamins should help. Or maybe going down on someone prevents coming down with something "

A specific someone? If so please give me the location I need to be and I'll be there

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello J&B

Hello Nocturnalistas of all persuasions. X"

Good evening D! Have you had a nice day? I need to go and fab your new pics!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Hi all….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Julie from Julie & Beef. How goes it?

Today I got awfully wet. I WFH and had only 10mins for lunch. I went to a lecture after work, about health inequalities and have enjoyed a lovely Mexican dinner made by our son. And made tomorrow's spag bol sauce in the slow cooker.

It's a busy week, this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know about cantaloupe but I've got blue crosses

And I can carry a watermelon

Like a hamster? Do you have cheek pouches? Enquiring minds deserve to know! "

X hams ter is boring lol

Now for the sensible answer, what's a hamster got to do with dirty dancing? Lol

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey everyone have a good night either relaxing and browsing or working and browsing"

Good evening LetsTalkInterests. I am doing the relaxing version, how about you?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello J&B

Hello Nocturnalistas of all persuasions. X

Good evening D! Have you had a nice day? I need to go and fab your new pics! "

Ooo thanks! My day was tiring. I've been exerting myself and getting all sweaty, and now I'm totally buggered.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

No but kisses will

Is that you volunteering? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. I’m in and I’m horny.

This is not news Lovely to see you here Mr P! "

Wow do I really come across as horny? I’m really not that often

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

No but kisses will

Is that you volunteering?

Of course "

Your sacrifice is noble

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ah,Tuesday. The 'meh', the February, the Gallic shrug of the week.

Good evening, JulieandBeef,and to all the other denizens of this celebration of temporal Limbo.

Evening Ele, let's make Tuesday feel worthwhile with a great Nocturnal or we can lean into the bof. How are you today?

I am, as always, the better for being here, thank you! I hope the week is caressing you tenderly, raising a surprisingly erotic trail of raised little hairs on your arms as Tuesday places its soft lips on the nape of your neck?"

I wish, that sounds wonderful! So far this week is closer to a dry bumming work-wise

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening lovely people one and all xx

Another late supper here (alas) but will be back later all being well xx

Have fun and joke you’ve had a super day xx

"

Good evening Monsieur Fox, see you after your supper!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

No but kisses will

Is that you volunteering?

Of course

Your sacrifice is noble "

It would be very much my pleasure

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Ah,Tuesday. The 'meh', the February, the Gallic shrug of the week.

Good evening, JulieandBeef,and to all the other denizens of this celebration of temporal Limbo.

Evening Ele, let's make Tuesday feel worthwhile with a great Nocturnal or we can lean into the bof. How are you today?

I am, as always, the better for being here, thank you! I hope the week is caressing you tenderly, raising a surprisingly erotic trail of raised little hairs on your arms as Tuesday places its soft lips on the nape of your neck?

I wish, that sounds wonderful! So far this week is closer to a dry bumming work-wise "

Ouch! Then I hope Wednesday brings you the work equivalent of a soothing,water-based lube.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all evening jandb

I know I'm dislexic but what the hells a canti what ever it was.

It's a type of melon. The opening post is a nod to an episode of The Simpson's

Have you had a good day?

I knew it was some type of fruit like that just couldn't picture it .nope I had very lazy unfruitful day sadly .but thanks for asking ."

Sometimes you just need to go with the lazy unfruitful flow. Hope you get your vavavoom back tomorrow!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey beautiful Julie. Hope you’re well and smiling this evening? Kisses to you and B

I am very well and very smiley thank you

Kisses back from us both! How are you today LB?

Oh I like your kisses

I’m great thanks beautiful. Really looking forward to our London trip. Let’s talk hotels tomorrow when you have time. And I must sort out my date to Rocky Horror with Davina… among other little road trips I have planned

Tell Beef from me I’ve found him some new pants online. I think he will like them "

I am very excited for our London trip too! *boing*

Please DM us the pants. He was wearing some awesome hotdog ones the other day

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Evening all evening jandb

I know I'm dislexic but what the hells a canti what ever it was.

It's a type of melon. The opening post is a nod to an episode of The Simpson's

Have you had a good day?

I knew it was some type of fruit like that just couldn't picture it .nope I had very lazy unfruitful day sadly .but thanks for asking .

Sometimes you just need to go with the lazy unfruitful flow. Hope you get your vavavoom back tomorrow! "

Aye thanks

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening J and all. You should really let B out of the bedroom, we rarely hear from him. Is he OK? Do I need to send out a search and rescue? What have you done with him?

As always, the nocturnal thread reminds me I've been reading my kindle for far too long and it is grossly past my sensible bedtime of 8pm.

Good night all, I hope you're all ready for Wet Willy Wednesday tomorrow

F"

Hi Mrs TT! I just sit on his face so he can't talk

Enjoy your book! Just one more chapter...

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, 104 sunny degrees, the watermelons got married 'cause they can't -elope,

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^He's a fun-gi

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I don't know about cantaloupe but I've got blue crosses

And I can carry a watermelon "

Nobody puts Super Shy in the corner

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

I am very excited for our London trip too! *boing*

Please DM us the pants. He was wearing some awesome hotdog ones the other day "

I’ve sent them over

His pants are epic

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good Evening Mrs J et al."

Good evening GentlemanFox! How are you today?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"^^^He's a fun-gi "

Hey! There's no mushroom for jokes like that in this thread....

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

Good evening Cede, the vitamins should help. Or maybe going down on someone prevents coming down with something

A specific someone? If so please give me the location I need to be and I'll be there "

Yes me. I'm the specific someone. Why do I always suggest these things when I'm busy with the Nocturnal

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi all…."

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is someone coming to London? I know a great spot for a cheese and pickle ploughmans

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Julie from Julie & Beef. How goes it?

Today I got awfully wet. I WFH and had only 10mins for lunch. I went to a lecture after work, about health inequalities and have enjoyed a lovely Mexican dinner made by our son. And made tomorrow's spag bol sauce in the slow cooker.

It's a busy week, this week "

Good eeeeeeeevening KC (as a relatively new host that's as many eees as I'm allowed to use)

I hope it was the right sort of wet but given the rain we've had... probably not. The last bit of your day sounds good at least

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello J&B

Hello Nocturnalistas of all persuasions. X

Good evening D! Have you had a nice day? I need to go and fab your new pics!

Ooo thanks! My day was tiring. I've been exerting myself and getting all sweaty, and now I'm totally buggered. "

Like Mrs KC, I'm guessing it's not the good kind of buggered. Have a nice soothing bath!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Julie from Julie & Beef. How goes it?

Today I got awfully wet. I WFH and had only 10mins for lunch. I went to a lecture after work, about health inequalities and have enjoyed a lovely Mexican dinner made by our son. And made tomorrow's spag bol sauce in the slow cooker.

It's a busy week, this week

Good eeeeeeeevening KC (as a relatively new host that's as many eees as I'm allowed to use)

I hope it was the right sort of wet but given the rain we've had... probably not. The last bit of your day sounds good at least "

Es are are good, Julie *nods* You can have as many as you like, Jim says so

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone. I’m in and I’m horny.

This is not news Lovely to see you here Mr P!

Wow do I really come across as horny? I’m really not that often "

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Julie et all

Will cantaloupe help cure the starting of a cold I've got

No but kisses will

Is that you volunteering?

Of course

Your sacrifice is noble "

I will be her Second (like in a duel)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello J&B

Hello Nocturnalistas of all persuasions. X

Good evening D! Have you had a nice day? I need to go and fab your new pics!

Ooo thanks! My day was tiring. I've been exerting myself and getting all sweaty, and now I'm totally buggered.

Like Mrs KC, I'm guessing it's not the good kind of buggered. Have a nice soothing bath! "

Correct! I plan to.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ah,Tuesday. The 'meh', the February, the Gallic shrug of the week.

Good evening, JulieandBeef,and to all the other denizens of this celebration of temporal Limbo.

Evening Ele, let's make Tuesday feel worthwhile with a great Nocturnal or we can lean into the bof. How are you today?

I am, as always, the better for being here, thank you! I hope the week is caressing you tenderly, raising a surprisingly erotic trail of raised little hairs on your arms as Tuesday places its soft lips on the nape of your neck?

I wish, that sounds wonderful! So far this week is closer to a dry bumming work-wise

Ouch! Then I hope Wednesday brings you the work equivalent of a soothing,water-based lube. "

You know what I do for a living, tomorrow is going to be like adding a sandpaper covered dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. I’m in and I’m horny.

This is not news Lovely to see you here Mr P!

Wow do I really come across as horny? I’m really not that often

"

Damn.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Howdy y'all, 104 sunny degrees, the watermelons got married 'cause they can't -elope, "

Evening Bill! That's awful. I loved it!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

I am very excited for our London trip too! *boing*

Please DM us the pants. He was wearing some awesome hotdog ones the other day

I’ve sent them over

His pants are epic "

Thank you

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"^^^He's a fun-gi

Hey! There's no mushroom for jokes like that in this thread...."

Dad jokes are Ash's territory. As a relatively new host I have a limit of 5 per thread.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Is someone coming to London? I know a great spot for a cheese and pickle ploughmans"

We have plans in place for the Summer. Hopefully!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"^^^He's a fun-gi

Hey! There's no mushroom for jokes like that in this thread....

Dad jokes are Ash's territory. As a relatively new host I have a limit of 5 per thread. "

Yeah, but he's got a toad's tool.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today? "

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in…..

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Julie from Julie & Beef. How goes it?

Today I got awfully wet. I WFH and had only 10mins for lunch. I went to a lecture after work, about health inequalities and have enjoyed a lovely Mexican dinner made by our son. And made tomorrow's spag bol sauce in the slow cooker.

It's a busy week, this week

Good eeeeeeeevening KC (as a relatively new host that's as many eees as I'm allowed to use)

I hope it was the right sort of wet but given the rain we've had... probably not. The last bit of your day sounds good at least

Es are are good, Julie *nods* You can have as many as you like, Jim says so "

Naughty naughty very naughty.

Thank you Jim

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in….."

And how’s the gorgeous Julie and beef?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello J&B

Hello Nocturnalistas of all persuasions. X

Good evening D! Have you had a nice day? I need to go and fab your new pics!

Ooo thanks! My day was tiring. I've been exerting myself and getting all sweaty, and now I'm totally buggered.

Like Mrs KC, I'm guessing it's not the good kind of buggered. Have a nice soothing bath!

Correct! I plan to. "

Do you have one of those little bridges that goes across your bath?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone. I’m in and I’m horny.

This is not news Lovely to see you here Mr P!

Wow do I really come across as horny? I’m really not that often

Damn. "

You knew right? Surely you knew! I can find at least 5 threads posted by you about your horn level just this week I reckon.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"^^^He's a fun-gi

Hey! There's no mushroom for jokes like that in this thread....

Dad jokes are Ash's territory. As a relatively new host I have a limit of 5 per thread.

Yeah, but he's got a toad's tool. "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello J&B

Hello Nocturnalistas of all persuasions. X

Good evening D! Have you had a nice day? I need to go and fab your new pics!

Ooo thanks! My day was tiring. I've been exerting myself and getting all sweaty, and now I'm totally buggered.

Like Mrs KC, I'm guessing it's not the good kind of buggered. Have a nice soothing bath!

Correct! I plan to.

Do you have one of those little bridges that goes across your bath? "

No! But now I want one!

I'll light some candles and burn some incense in any case.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Julie from Julie & Beef. How goes it?

Today I got awfully wet. I WFH and had only 10mins for lunch. I went to a lecture after work, about health inequalities and have enjoyed a lovely Mexican dinner made by our son. And made tomorrow's spag bol sauce in the slow cooker.

It's a busy week, this week

Good eeeeeeeevening KC (as a relatively new host that's as many eees as I'm allowed to use)

I hope it was the right sort of wet but given the rain we've had... probably not. The last bit of your day sounds good at least

Es are are good, Julie *nods* You can have as many as you like, Jim says so

Naughty naughty very naughty.

Thank you Jim "

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in…..

And how’s the gorgeous Julie and beef?"

Weary but smiley. Thank you for asking! What sort of fish do you like to catch?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello J&B

Hello Nocturnalistas of all persuasions. X

Good evening D! Have you had a nice day? I need to go and fab your new pics!

Ooo thanks! My day was tiring. I've been exerting myself and getting all sweaty, and now I'm totally buggered.

Like Mrs KC, I'm guessing it's not the good kind of buggered. Have a nice soothing bath!

Correct! I plan to.

Do you have one of those little bridges that goes across your bath?

No! But now I want one!

I'll light some candles and burn some incense in any case. "

That sounds lovely!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

In 1975 ,jaws was released in theaters, ushered in the summer blockbuster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. I’m in and I’m horny.

This is not news Lovely to see you here Mr P!

Wow do I really come across as horny? I’m really not that often

Damn.

You knew right? Surely you knew! I can find at least 5 threads posted by you about your horn level just this week I reckon. "

It’s been an unusually slow week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is someone coming to London? I know a great spot for a cheese and pickle ploughmans

We have plans in place for the Summer. Hopefully! "

I love that for you!

Don’t be afraid to wave

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/Pn0a4bzyDqk "bob away the blues" marshall tucker band, nothing like going fishing to ease your mind

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Just don't find yourself needing a bigger boat

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just don't find yourself needing a bigger boat"

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In 1975 ,jaws was released in theaters, ushered in the summer blockbuster"

I love Jaws. Such a fantastic film!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Evening all.

Hope we are all well?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Is someone coming to London? I know a great spot for a cheese and pickle ploughmans

We have plans in place for the Summer. Hopefully!

I love that for you!

Don’t be afraid to wave "

We will!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in…..

And how’s the gorgeous Julie and beef?

Weary but smiley. Thank you for asking! What sort of fish do you like to catch? "

Tench and carp will be nice but I’ve been bad lately….

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just don't find yourself needing a bigger boat

We’re gonna need a bigger boat "

As long as I don't get whacked with champagne across the arse again

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all.

Hope we are all well? "

Hello lovely I'm weary but very smiley. How are you?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just don't find yourself needing a bigger boat

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

As long as I don't get whacked with champagne across the arse again "

That just reminded me about something

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in…..

And how’s the gorgeous Julie and beef?

Weary but smiley. Thank you for asking! What sort of fish do you like to catch?

Tench and carp will be nice but I’ve been bad lately…."

Those are big ones right? I get all my knowledge from the Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse programme

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just don't find yourself needing a bigger boat

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

As long as I don't get whacked with champagne across the arse again

That just reminded me about something "

A happy memory or a future plan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone. "

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in…..

And how’s the gorgeous Julie and beef?

Weary but smiley. Thank you for asking! What sort of fish do you like to catch?

Tench and carp will be nice but I’ve been bad lately….

Those are big ones right? I get all my knowledge from the Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse programme "

Hopefully and that is a fun program but not much fishing…..nice meals though sometimes….

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in…..

And how’s the gorgeous Julie and beef?

Weary but smiley. Thank you for asking! What sort of fish do you like to catch?

Tench and carp will be nice but I’ve been bad lately….

Those are big ones right? I get all my knowledge from the Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse programme

Hopefully and that is a fun program but not much fishing…..nice meals though sometimes…."

Yes, I don't really pay much attention to the fish. I mainly like the chats, dogs, food and cute places they stay

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx

Hi all I'm going to Brighton Naturist beach tomorrow. Wish me luck.

I'm sure there going to be bus loads of folks going to now. "

unlikely.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in…..

And how’s the gorgeous Julie and beef?

Weary but smiley. Thank you for asking! What sort of fish do you like to catch?

Tench and carp will be nice but I’ve been bad lately….

Those are big ones right? I get all my knowledge from the Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse programme

Hopefully and that is a fun program but not much fishing…..nice meals though sometimes….

Yes, I don't really pay much attention to the fish. I mainly like the chats, dogs, food and cute places they stay "

and two funny and slightly dodgy old men…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just don't find yourself needing a bigger boat

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

As long as I don't get whacked with champagne across the arse again

That just reminded me about something

A happy memory or a future plan? "

It was a dream about one… but yes. I hope so

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Hi all I'm going to Brighton Naturist beach tomorrow. Wish me luck.

That's exciting MM! Have you been before? Good luck "

Thanks. i've never been before...and the last time I left london alone was in 2010.

yup trying not to panic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone.

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today? "

Hi. Doing good thank you. How are you?

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn

Trying to wind down for bed but in stead teasing myself. Been in chastity for two days and already going crazy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm watching David Harewood delivering the Richard Dimbleby Lecture

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi all….

Hi _uckmonkey, how are you today?

Knackered but off fishing tomorrow so I will get some winks in…..

And how’s the gorgeous Julie and beef?

Weary but smiley. Thank you for asking! What sort of fish do you like to catch?

Tench and carp will be nice but I’ve been bad lately….

Those are big ones right? I get all my knowledge from the Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse programme

Hopefully and that is a fun program but not much fishing…..nice meals though sometimes….

Yes, I don't really pay much attention to the fish. I mainly like the chats, dogs, food and cute places they stay

and two funny and slightly dodgy old men…"

It shouldn't work when we put it like that. But it's so wholesome

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

The word on the cobbled boulevard of sybaritic expectations is that a few people are coming to ye olde London Towne...

·

Gòód evening gentlefolk of the Nocturnal realm.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just don't find yourself needing a bigger boat

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

As long as I don't get whacked with champagne across the arse again

That just reminded me about something

A happy memory or a future plan?

It was a dream about one… but yes. I hope so "

Oooft!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi all I'm going to Brighton Naturist beach tomorrow. Wish me luck.

That's exciting MM! Have you been before? Good luck

Thanks. i've never been before...and the last time I left london alone was in 2010.

yup trying not to panic."

Oh wow! You got this

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Encore une fois, bonsoir xx

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone.

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today?

Hi. Doing good thank you. How are you?"

I'm weary but smiley. Did anyone guess your number? I've not had a chance to check the thread yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Evening Nocturnals.

It's been a shitty evening.i think I might just go to bed!

But thank god for some of the nice people that exist on fab. I am grateful.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi all I'm going to Brighton Naturist beach tomorrow. Wish me luck.

That's exciting MM! Have you been before? Good luck

Thanks. i've never been before...and the last time I left london alone was in 2010.

yup trying not to panic."

I’m sure you’ll have a wonderful time beauts

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Trying to wind down for bed but in stead teasing myself. Been in chastity for two days and already going crazy."

Yikes Jace! Are we likely to hear news reports of an earthquake near Prestatyn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good Evening Nocturnals.

It's been a shitty evening.i think I might just go to bed!

But thank god for some of the nice people that exist on fab. I am grateful.

"

I'm sorry to hear this.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm watching David Harewood delivering the Richard Dimbleby Lecture "

Ooh that sounds interesting, what's it about? I can't watch anything while I'm hosting - I get distracted.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good Evening Nocturnals.

It's been a shitty evening.i think I might just go to bed!

But thank god for some of the nice people that exist on fab. I am grateful.

"

Nocturnal is always a friendly place to play out before bed, PW. You are among friends here

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Good Evening Nocturnals.

It's been a shitty evening.i think I might just go to bed!

But thank god for some of the nice people that exist on fab. I am grateful.

"

sorry to hear that…do you need cuddles ?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The word on the cobbled boulevard of sybaritic expectations is that a few people are coming to ye olde London Towne...

·

Gòód evening gentlefolk of the Nocturnal realm. "

Good evening Nero! Did ye olde towne cryer ring his bell? Looking forward to seeing the bright lights, big city!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone.

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today?

Hi. Doing good thank you. How are you?

I'm weary but smiley. Did anyone guess your number? I've not had a chance to check the thread yet. "

They got there with a few clues eventually.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm watching David Harewood delivering the Richard Dimbleby Lecture

Ooh that sounds interesting, what's it about? I can't watch anything while I'm hosting - I get distracted. "

It's about the establishment of a modern black British identity, through David's own experiences, through the experiences of his family and through the general history of black immigration into Britain. He's weaving a very vivid picture, across many different strands.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Encore une fois, bonsoir xx

"

Welcome back, did you have a lovely supper?

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn


"Trying to wind down for bed but in stead teasing myself. Been in chastity for two days and already going crazy.

Yikes Jace! Are we likely to hear news reports of an earthquake near Prestatyn? "

This is very possible but I want to see how long I can hold out. I suppose it doesn't help seeing all the sexy women on fab

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening all.

Hope we are all well?

Hello lovely I'm weary but very smiley. How are you? "

Today started well. Took a tragic downward turn…. But has steadily improved x

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn


"Good Evening Nocturnals.

It's been a shitty evening.i think I might just go to bed!

But thank god for some of the nice people that exist on fab. I am grateful.

"

That's shit. Hope tomorrow goes better for you

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Encore une fois, bonsoir xx

"

Yo, yo, you, yo!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good Evening Nocturnals.

It's been a shitty evening.i think I might just go to bed!

But thank god for some of the nice people that exist on fab. I am grateful.

"

Sorry to hear that PW I'm also glad to hear there have been some nice people too It would be lovely if you stayed and chatted a while - it's not quite as busy now.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good Evening Nocturnals.

It's been a shitty evening.i think I might just go to bed!

But thank god for some of the nice people that exist on fab. I am grateful.

"

Sending huggles

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


" "

Evening Wonko, what's wrong?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Julie you delightful woman

Hello nocturnal folk.

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Encore une fois, bonsoir xx

Welcome back, did you have a lovely supper? "

I did bless you, all washed down wit a cheeky red xx

Coffee now whilst I catch up x

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone.

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today?

Hi. Doing good thank you. How are you?

I'm weary but smiley. Did anyone guess your number? I've not had a chance to check the thread yet.

They got there with a few clues eventually. "

Excellent. Next time go with a dinosaur. No one will be expecting Ankylosaurus. Except me.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Hello Julie you delightful woman

Hello nocturnal folk. "

Hi _eli, your looking great tonight….

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

So sorry for those that have had a shite day xx

Sending hugs (sorry I'm inept at the emoji thing!) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Julie you delightful woman

Hello nocturnal folk. "

Hi Meli x

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm watching David Harewood delivering the Richard Dimbleby Lecture

Ooh that sounds interesting, what's it about? I can't watch anything while I'm hosting - I get distracted.

It's about the establishment of a modern black British identity, through David's own experiences, through the experiences of his family and through the general history of black immigration into Britain. He's weaving a very vivid picture, across many different strands. "

I will watch when I can give it the attention it sounds like it deserves!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Evening all, today seems to have been pretty judgy on the thread front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Evening Wonko, what's wrong? "

Meh. Not talking about it

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx"

Hi Julie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in to say hi

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"The word on the cobbled boulevard of sybaritic expectations is that a few people are coming to ye olde London Towne...

·

Gòód evening gentlefolk of the Nocturnal realm.

Good evening Nero! Did ye olde towne cryer ring his bell? Looking forward to seeing the bright lights, big city! "

The town cryer will be weeping for joy and dispersing shimmering diamond tears to light your way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone.

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today?

Hi. Doing good thank you. How are you?

I'm weary but smiley. Did anyone guess your number? I've not had a chance to check the thread yet.

They got there with a few clues eventually.

Excellent. Next time go with a dinosaur. No one will be expecting Ankylosaurus. Except me. "

Duly noted. Ha.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Trying to wind down for bed but in stead teasing myself. Been in chastity for two days and already going crazy.

Yikes Jace! Are we likely to hear news reports of an earthquake near Prestatyn?

This is very possible but I want to see how long I can hold out. I suppose it doesn't help seeing all the sexy women on fab "

Forget earthquake, there's going to be a tsunami

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone.

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today?

Hi. Doing good thank you. How are you?

I'm weary but smiley. Did anyone guess your number? I've not had a chance to check the thread yet.

They got there with a few clues eventually.

Excellent. Next time go with a dinosaur. No one will be expecting Ankylosaurus. Except me. "

Diplodocus surely?

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn


"Hello Julie you delightful woman

Hello nocturnal folk. "

Hey there Meli

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Julie you delightful woman

Hello nocturnal folk. "

Evening Meli, how are you today? I'm looking for a mind at work!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"

Evening Wonko, what's wrong?

Meh. Not talking about it "

Haha

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Encore une fois, bonsoir xx

Welcome back, did you have a lovely supper?

I did bless you, all washed down wit a cheeky red xx

Coffee now whilst I catch up x"

Magnifique

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Encore une fois, bonsoir xx

Welcome back, did you have a lovely supper?

I did bless you, all washed down wit a cheeky red xx

Coffee now whilst I catch up x

Magnifique "

x

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn


"Trying to wind down for bed but in stead teasing myself. Been in chastity for two days and already going crazy.

Yikes Jace! Are we likely to hear news reports of an earthquake near Prestatyn?

This is very possible but I want to see how long I can hold out. I suppose it doesn't help seeing all the sexy women on fab

Forget earthquake, there's going to be a tsunami "

Especially now I've seen your profile. You are gorgeous. Just need to try and get to sleep with a raging erection.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all, today seems to have been pretty judgy on the thread front "

I've been crazy busy with work so didn't come on until gone 5pm. I don't like the judgy stuff so I'm glad I missed it! How are you today PD?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"

Evening Wonko, what's wrong?

Meh. Not talking about it "

Fair enough.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx

Hi Julie"

Hi Dan, how are you today?

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx

Hi Julie

Hi Dan, how are you today? "

Very well thanks, just back from drinks in Canary Wharf with former colleagues. How are you?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Pops in to say hi "

Gives a great big hug!

Glad to see you here

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Good evening Julie

Tinder

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Evening all, today seems to have been pretty judgy on the thread front

I've been crazy busy with work so didn't come on until gone 5pm. I don't like the judgy stuff so I'm glad I missed it! How are you today PD? "

Does that mean you haven't flicked your bean today?

Yeah I don't like it either and I'm better now than I was earlier as felt rough, how about yourself?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The word on the cobbled boulevard of sybaritic expectations is that a few people are coming to ye olde London Towne...

·

Gòód evening gentlefolk of the Nocturnal realm.

Good evening Nero! Did ye olde towne cryer ring his bell? Looking forward to seeing the bright lights, big city!

The town cryer will be weeping for joy and dispersing shimmering diamond tears to light your way.

"

That was fantastically flowery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in to say hi

Gives a great big hug!

Glad to see you here "

And you J

Hugs always appreciated

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone.

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today?

Hi. Doing good thank you. How are you?

I'm weary but smiley. Did anyone guess your number? I've not had a chance to check the thread yet.

They got there with a few clues eventually.

Excellent. Next time go with a dinosaur. No one will be expecting Ankylosaurus. Except me.

Duly noted. Ha."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"So sorry for those that have had a shite day xx

Sending hugs (sorry I'm inept at the emoji thing!) xx"

(Huggles)

(Emojis are fun)

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone.

Hi TheNorthPole, how are you doing today?

Hi. Doing good thank you. How are you?

I'm weary but smiley. Did anyone guess your number? I've not had a chance to check the thread yet.

They got there with a few clues eventually.

Excellent. Next time go with a dinosaur. No one will be expecting Ankylosaurus. Except me.

Diplodocus surely? "

Shhhh! I knew that was the real answer

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Pops in to say hi

Gives a great big hug!

Glad to see you here

And you J

Hugs always appreciated"

Hi darling

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Trying to wind down for bed but in stead teasing myself. Been in chastity for two days and already going crazy.

Yikes Jace! Are we likely to hear news reports of an earthquake near Prestatyn?

This is very possible but I want to see how long I can hold out. I suppose it doesn't help seeing all the sexy women on fab

Forget earthquake, there's going to be a tsunami

Especially now I've seen your profile. You are gorgeous. Just need to try and get to sleep with a raging erection."

Thanks

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx

Hi Julie

Hi Dan, how are you today?

Very well thanks, just back from drinks in Canary Wharf with former colleagues. How are you?"

I'm weary after a long day but very smiley! Drinks in Canary Wharf sounds very chi-chi

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Julie

Tinder "

Good evening Tinder How are you doing today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in to say hi

Gives a great big hug!

Glad to see you here

And you J

Hugs always appreciated

Hi darling "

Hello lovely LB

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"So sorry for those that have had a shite day xx

Sending hugs (sorry I'm inept at the emoji thing!) xx

(Huggles)

(Emojis are fun)

"

Bless you xx they are fun, although not entirely sure what they all mean xx

ton sourire me fait fondre et x

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx

Hi Julie

Hi Dan, how are you today?

Very well thanks, just back from drinks in Canary Wharf with former colleagues. How are you?

I'm weary after a long day but very smiley! Drinks in Canary Wharf sounds very chi-chi "

Smiley is always good, especially on a Tuesday. I don’t know what chi-chi means so maybe?!

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all, today seems to have been pretty judgy on the thread front

I've been crazy busy with work so didn't come on until gone 5pm. I don't like the judgy stuff so I'm glad I missed it! How are you today PD?

Does that mean you haven't flicked your bean today?

Yeah I don't like it either and I'm better now than I was earlier as felt rough, how about yourself? "

I probably need a day off the sex stuff. We had quite the weekend!

Sorry you've been feeling poorly and glad you're doing better now.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Pops in to say hi

Gives a great big hug!

Glad to see you here

And you J

Hugs always appreciated"

Have some more then *squeeeeeeze*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in to say hi

Gives a great big hug!

Glad to see you here

And you J

Hugs always appreciated

Have some more then *squeeeeeeze*"

Feels warm and fuzzy

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By *ulieAndBeef OP   Couple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Tuesday. It's not quite Monday, it's not quite Wednesday, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. 

°

Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours

Jx

Hi Julie

Hi Dan, how are you today?

Very well thanks, just back from drinks in Canary Wharf with former colleagues. How are you?

I'm weary after a long day but very smiley! Drinks in Canary Wharf sounds very chi-chi

Smiley is always good, especially on a Tuesday. I don’t know what chi-chi means so maybe?!"

I think it means fancy and stylish but also kinda cute. I'm probably just making words up to be honest.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Evening all, today seems to have been pretty judgy on the thread front

I've been crazy busy with work so didn't come on until gone 5pm. I don't like the judgy stuff so I'm glad I missed it! How are you today PD?

Does that mean you haven't flicked your bean today?

Yeah I don't like it either and I'm better now than I was earlier as felt rough, how about yourself?

I probably need a day off the sex stuff. We had quite the weekend!

Sorry you've been feeling poorly and glad you're doing better now. "

See I need at least a whole week of sex stuff a few times a day

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"So sorry for those that have had a shite day xx

Sending hugs (sorry I'm inept at the emoji thing!) xx

(Huggles)

(Emojis are fun)

Bless you xx they are fun, although not entirely sure what they all mean xx

ton sourire me fait fondre et x"

That was beautiful

* Google Translate

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Good evening Julie

Tinder

Good evening Tinder How are you doing today? "

Really good! A long tiring day but it was a very good one!

Tinder x

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