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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my fanny

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East

I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

I'm offended!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

Yeah you right dude

I mean I’m not an older woman, but I think that’s the case for all the women on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

How dare you!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

I'm offended!!"

Don’t be, he’s right and we know it.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

He’s onto us gals!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

"

I said I'd bathe once a month, you men are so fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s my fanny"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve never ever used the phrase “I don’t like younger men (and in my case women).

I won’t be using it anytime soon

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I blame the 70s. They all partied way too hard then and don't have the energy for us spring chickens anymore!

(Clicks back and groans)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I blame the 70s. They all partied way too hard then and don't have the energy for us spring chickens anymore!

(Clicks back and groans)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s my fanny"

No no it probably isn’t

[it is]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

I said I'd bathe once a month, you men are so fussy"

Yes. Yes we are. Has fab not taught you that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame the 70s. They all partied way too hard then and don't have the energy for us spring chickens anymore!

(Clicks back and groans)"

Fucking boomers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s my fanny

No no it probably isn’t

[it is]

"

It always is

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose"

Can I get an Amen?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something"

just because you haven't met an older woman....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

just because you haven't met an older woman...."

You tryna meet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose"

You're a wee bit older than my son, Steve-o

In this relationship, I am the older woman. Older by 9 months

Doesn't count, does it?!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not all! Some older women just toy with my emotions

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose"

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like younger men

and older women

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I'm partial to a younger model now and then... depending

Maybe it's more about maturity

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

I said I'd bathe once a month, you men are so fussy

Yes. Yes we are. Has fab not taught you that? "

Oh, in spades

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I blame the 70s. They all partied way too hard then and don't have the energy for us spring chickens anymore!

(Clicks back and groans)

Fucking boomers.

"

...is what you'd love.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Who wants to be a box to tick?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Who wants to be a box to tick?"

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?"

Me, just for the halibut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

"

Are you the son of Essex Tom?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut "

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’ "

History of the World!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Younger men seem to have slept with all the older women on the planet.

Something smells like fish.

Are you the son of Essex Tom?"

Like ohmigod! Check HER pronouns

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

It's a lie, everyone guy I've had an actual meet with, off Fab, has been younger than me. Quite a bit usually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're my preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to tease the younguns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

You're a wee bit older than my son, Steve-o

In this relationship, I am the older woman. Older by 9 months

Doesn't count, does it?! "

Doesn’t count

Also I so want to bang your mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all "

You’re different though. Like special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a lie, everyone guy I've had an actual meet with, off Fab, has been younger than me. Quite a bit usually!"

When are you meeting me then?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’

History of the World!"

Just Brian

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special. "

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’

History of the World!

Just Brian "

Damn - I recognise it now. There was a similar line in History of the World, but it's been a while since I've seen either.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's a lie, everyone guy I've had an actual meet with, off Fab, has been younger than me. Quite a bit usually!

When are you meeting me then? "

You're shameless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a lie, everyone guy I've had an actual meet with, off Fab, has been younger than me. Quite a bit usually!

When are you meeting me then?

You're shameless "

I’m fun! **

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many "

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The youngest I went was 23, immediately post divorce I wanted the validation but honestly that was definitely too young. If I’m old enough to have made you it’s a no from me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who wants to be a box to tick?

Who's got a "smells like fish" box?

Me, just for the halibut

All I said was ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah’

History of the World!

Just Brian

Damn - I recognise it now. There was a similar line in History of the World, but it's been a while since I've seen either. "

Both are awesome

Watch them again darling

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh "

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you "

No but it was me that made that comment in jest and I apologise for any offence caused.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you

No but it was me that made that comment in jest and I apologise for any offence caused. "

That’s ok. It’s not a generalism I like to see thrown about… not only for personal reasons.

Apology accepted.

Back on with your top bants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you

No but it was me that made that comment in jest and I apologise for any offence caused.

That’s ok. It’s not a generalism I like to see thrown about… not only for personal reasons.

Apology accepted.

Back on with your top bants "

I do make a good top

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm pretty sure the older women on here don't actually meet anyone, they just spend their time talking about themselves or include themselves in forums to get offended at something

They literally exist to tell younger men ‘you’re the same age as my kids’ that is their entire purpose

I can honestly say I’ve never used the phrase “you’re the same age as my kids”.

So no. That’s not why I exist at all

You’re different though. Like special.

There have been a lot of generalisms flying about in this thread. Wayyyyy too many

I hope it’s not getting serious. I’m only trying to have a laugh

No it’s all good. But some people should think a bit more with their big head instead of their little one before they type on a forum. Some older women don’t have kids. And OP that wasn’t aimed at you

No but it was me that made that comment in jest and I apologise for any offence caused.

That’s ok. It’s not a generalism I like to see thrown about… not only for personal reasons.

Apology accepted.

Back on with your top bants

I do make a good top "

Just as well I’m the little spoon then

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