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Men, do you like older women because of your mummy issues?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Erm seeing as I'm nearly a decade older than the other half. I don't think that would work with our dynamic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm seeing as I'm nearly a decade older than the other half. I don't think that would work with our dynamic "

It’s only really an older woman if she’s old enough to be your mum. Let’s be real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I love an older woman I'm 25 so anywhere up to 60 won't lie

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason? "

Nah I'd just fuck anything innit

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

What if you like women who are older, younger AND the same age as you?…. Asking for a friend who doesn’t have a set age preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah I love an older woman I'm 25 so anywhere up to 60 won't lie"

25 or 26? Either way it’s nice to have another young person in the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!"

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"Erm seeing as I'm nearly a decade older than the other half. I don't think that would work with our dynamic

It’s only really an older woman if she’s old enough to be your mum. Let’s be real "

Well no… I’m 49, if a woman is 50 then she’s literally older

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Erm seeing as I'm nearly a decade older than the other half. I don't think that would work with our dynamic

It’s only really an older woman if she’s old enough to be your mum. Let’s be real "

I knew there was a reason I liked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!"

I’m young and I know what I want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

Nah I'd just fuck anything innit "

Bruce too real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always so offended by these threads CAUSE IT ISNT ABOUT ME ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm seeing as I'm nearly a decade older than the other half. I don't think that would work with our dynamic

It’s only really an older woman if she’s old enough to be your mum. Let’s be real

I knew there was a reason I liked you "

I have mummy issues. That’s the reason I like you.

No I’m kidding

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!"

Right do I have you come over there and give you a proper talking to. The heck do I know what I want for tea let alone anything else!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always so offended by these threads CAUSE IT ISNT ABOUT ME ffs"

The only reason I start threads is because I want it to be about me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Always so offended by these threads CAUSE IT ISNT ABOUT ME ffs"

Better than being a wrinkly old fart

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

Right do I have you come over there and give you a proper talking to. The heck do I know what I want for tea let alone anything else!!!"

Chinese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm seeing as I'm nearly a decade older than the other half. I don't think that would work with our dynamic

It’s only really an older woman if she’s old enough to be your mum. Let’s be real

Well no… I’m 49, if a woman is 50 then she’s literally older"

Boring!

The love and soul of the party has arrived

No bit fair point

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I was talking about the same thing with my daughter today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

I’m young and I know what I want "

So tell me what you want...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always so offended by these threads CAUSE IT ISNT ABOUT ME ffs

Better than being a wrinkly old fart "

I bloody am wrinkly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if you like women who are older, younger AND the same age as you?…. Asking for a friend who doesn’t have a set age preference "

Therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

I’m young and I know what I want

So tell me what you want... "

You

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was talking about the same thing with my daughter today!"

Does she know you like em young

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

They always have polo mints

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

It's when they ask me to role play step mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always have polo mints "

They always have something to suck on. It’s true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

I’m young and I know what I want

So tell me what you want...

You "

Stay in that position and you're more than welcome to have me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum "

Ridiculous. The teacher scenarios are better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

I’m young and I know what I want

So tell me what you want...

You

Stay in that position and you're more than welcome to have me "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

I’m young and I know what I want

So tell me what you want...

You

Stay in that position and you're more than welcome to have me "

RizzGod

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Nah I love an older woman I'm 25 so anywhere up to 60 won't lie

25 or 26? Either way it’s nice to have another young person in the forums "

See Pickle, if you build it they will come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum

Ridiculous. The teacher scenarios are better"

Fun fact; the worst shag I’ve had was with my old p.e teacher

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum "

tmi

That whole step-person thing. I mean it's popular but........

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Damn, that’s too real for a Tuesday night

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Someone called me a mature woman today. He was two years my junior

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah I love an older woman I'm 25 so anywhere up to 60 won't lie

25 or 26? Either way it’s nice to have another young person in the forums

See Pickle, if you build it they will come! "

I’m building a revolution, Luna. Be warned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone called me a mature woman today. He was two years my junior

Mrs TMN x"

You are not mature. But you are what I want in a woman. Yes.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Older women are hot as fuck in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn, that’s too real for a Tuesday night "

Do you not have therapy on Tuesdays? Just me?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

Right do I have you come over there and give you a proper talking to. The heck do I know what I want for tea let alone anything else!!!

Chinese?"

Don't like Chinese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed."

That’s not what you think it is…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum

Ridiculous. The teacher scenarios are better

Fun fact; the worst shag I’ve had was with my old p.e teacher "

Another Fun fact I have all kinds of trauma around my old English teacher and I’ve been to therapy for it.

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By *inkytoggerMan
over a year ago

Tarporley


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason? "

No. It's because older women have had a life, they've grown out of the BS that often comes with youth, they can hold a conversation and have achieved a level of refinement and class that needs to be worshiped.

Plus they know what they're doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

No. It's because older women have had a life, they've grown out of the BS that often comes with youth, they can hold a conversation and have achieved a level of refinement and class that needs to be worshiped.

Plus they know what they're doing

"

BINGO.

WE HAVE OUR WINNER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed."

Mmmmm menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum

Ridiculous. The teacher scenarios are better

Fun fact; the worst shag I’ve had was with my old p.e teacher

Another Fun fact I have all kinds of trauma around my old English teacher and I’ve been to therapy for it. "

You’re right, that was fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed.

Mmmmm menopause "

You’re not hot because of that. Youre hot Because of your massive tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum

Ridiculous. The teacher scenarios are better

Fun fact; the worst shag I’ve had was with my old p.e teacher

Another Fun fact I have all kinds of trauma around my old English teacher and I’ve been to therapy for it.

You’re right, that was fun

"

Look at us. Look at us.

Who’d have thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

Right do I have you come over there and give you a proper talking to. The heck do I know what I want for tea let alone anything else!!!"

But you're just so sexually experienced that sex and conversation must come easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum

Ridiculous. The teacher scenarios are better

Fun fact; the worst shag I’ve had was with my old p.e teacher

Another Fun fact I have all kinds of trauma around my old English teacher and I’ve been to therapy for it.

You’re right, that was fun

Look at us. Look at us.

Who’d have thought?"

Not me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum

Ridiculous. The teacher scenarios are better

Fun fact; the worst shag I’ve had was with my old p.e teacher

Another Fun fact I have all kinds of trauma around my old English teacher and I’ve been to therapy for it.

You’re right, that was fun

Look at us. Look at us.

Who’d have thought?

Not me!"

I feel seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

I’m young and I know what I want

So tell me what you want...

You

Stay in that position and you're more than welcome to have me

RizzGod"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!"

I certainly do

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

Right do I have you come over there and give you a proper talking to. The heck do I know what I want for tea let alone anything else!!!

But you're just so sexually experienced that sex and conversation must come easy "

Behave you, else I'll give you a clip around the ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

Right do I have you come over there and give you a proper talking to. The heck do I know what I want for tea let alone anything else!!!

But you're just so sexually experienced that sex and conversation must come easy "

Look at the way she has one tit out in that pic. That’s a woman that knows what she wants for dessert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

I certainly do "

Joe- you’re actually too hot

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed.

That’s not what you think it is…"

If you'd been with a few of the ladies I've been with you'd change your view

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed.

That’s not what you think it is…

If you'd been with a few of the ladies I've been with you'd change your view "

I’ll add them to my list.

Because let’s face it, older women are something to tick off a list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed.

That’s not what you think it is…

If you'd been with a few of the ladies I've been with you'd change your view

I’ll add them to my list.

Because let’s face it, older women are something to tick off a list"

Don’t worry, I’m Black, I get it

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By *uer MalusMan
over a year ago

Narnia

Just like the sexual confidence of a mature woman.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Damn, that’s too real for a Tuesday night

Do you not have therapy on Tuesdays? Just me? "

…. I actually, genuinely do.

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By *inkytoggerMan
over a year ago

Tarporley


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

No. It's because older women have had a life, they've grown out of the BS that often comes with youth, they can hold a conversation and have achieved a level of refinement and class that needs to be worshiped.

Plus they know what they're doing

BINGO.

WE HAVE OUR WINNER "

Happy to help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn, that’s too real for a Tuesday night

Do you not have therapy on Tuesdays? Just me?

…. I actually, genuinely do. "

Wow I feel like we just bonded?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just like the sexual confidence of a mature woman. "

Stick them with a younger man and they’re not that confident.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

Right do I have you come over there and give you a proper talking to. The heck do I know what I want for tea let alone anything else!!!

But you're just so sexually experienced that sex and conversation must come easy

Look at the way she has one tit out in that pic. That’s a woman that knows what she wants for dessert. "

Nah that just proves how indecisive I am. Couldn't decide if I wanted to take a picture with my tits out or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just like the sexual confidence of a mature woman. "

Can you not be an old bint and immature?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Damn, that’s too real for a Tuesday night

Do you not have therapy on Tuesdays? Just me?

…. I actually, genuinely do.

Wow I feel like we just bonded? "

Blimey, I thought we bonded over the choice of song the other night, but this will work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed."

That’s the menopause hun

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"It's when they ask me to role play step mum "

So just asking....you're saying....you don't ....like that?

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I'm 63 so I like older women because we have things in common, have life experiences to share and hopefully they aren't going to work me so hard I get a hernia! Nothing to do with mummy issues.

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By *inkytoggerMan
over a year ago

Tarporley


"Just like the sexual confidence of a mature woman.

Can you not be an old bint and immature?"

That's the ultimate combo! Do they exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed.

That’s not what you think it is…

If you'd been with a few of the ladies I've been with you'd change your view

I’ll add them to my list.

Because let’s face it, older women are something to tick off a list

Don’t worry, I’m Black, I get it"

Black & young. Tick! Tick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

I certainly do "

It's why I like them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed.

That’s not what you think it is…

If you'd been with a few of the ladies I've been with you'd change your view

I’ll add them to my list.

Because let’s face it, older women are something to tick off a list

Don’t worry, I’m Black, I get it

Black & young. Tick! Tick!"

Get the strap! You’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Mummy issues, but older women just know what they want!

Right do I have you come over there and give you a proper talking to. The heck do I know what I want for tea let alone anything else!!!

But you're just so sexually experienced that sex and conversation must come easy

Behave you, else I'll give you a clip around the ears "

Yes please, harder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older. "

I know you’re really like 28 you’re literally fooling nobody

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Older chicks taught me how to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Older chicks taught me how to fuck. "

They’re excellent teachers. Except when they’re you’re teachers and… nvm

Trauma

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm 63 so I like older women because we have things in common, have life experiences to share and hopefully they aren't going to work me so hard I get a hernia! Nothing to do with mummy issues."

No but it could be a little bit about mommy issues instead maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older. "

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

I know you’re really like 28 you’re literally fooling nobody"

Eurgh I wish I was pickles, I'd clean up on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman "

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

I know you’re really like 28 you’re literally fooling nobody

Eurgh I wish I was pickles, I'd clean up on here.

"

True. All the older men love the 20 somethings.

That’s who they leave their wives for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

"

I challenge you to a battle of self deprecation

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By *uer MalusMan
over a year ago

Narnia


"Just like the sexual confidence of a mature woman.

Stick them with a younger man and they’re not that confident. "

I have watched a lady in her 60’s fuck a 20-something lad such that he was in shock. She rode him cowgirl and I was sure she would break his cock.

Les Chandelles in Paris… the women there see age like a Japanese guy sees his small cock… not a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

"

Keep going, I'm almost there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there..."

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do you, Pickle?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm 63 so I like older women because we have things in common, have life experiences to share and hopefully they aren't going to work me so hard I get a hernia! Nothing to do with mummy issues."

I think the OP was about women much older than yourself, so, in your case octogenarians.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there...

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness..."

You can't get in, that's the point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you, Pickle?"

I do.

Can I kiss the bride now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there...

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness..."

Oh God! B=========D--

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed.

That’s the menopause hun "

I know right. Smoking hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there...

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness...

Oh God! B=========D--"

We get it. You have a big cock

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"They always have polo mints "

And Werthers Originals. In the Mary Poppins bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm old enough to be most of fabs mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there...

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness...

Oh God! B=========D--

We get it. You have a big cock "

That was to scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there...

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness...

Oh God! B=========D--

We get it. You have a big cock

That was to scale "

Also, fucking crocodile brackets don't appear on Fab?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

No. It's because older women have had a life, they've grown out of the BS that often comes with youth, they can hold a conversation and have achieved a level of refinement and class that needs to be worshiped.

Plus they know what they're doing

"

Amen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there...

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness...

Oh God! B=========D--

We get it. You have a big cock

That was to scale

Also, fucking crocodile brackets don't appear on Fab? "

Do you??

Just of to perv....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there...

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness...

Oh God! B=========D--

We get it. You have a big cock

That was to scale

Also, fucking crocodile brackets don't appear on Fab? "

how did you discover this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm old enough to be most of fabs mummy "

And I would like to

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Older women are hot as fuck in bed."

There are good, valid, scientific reasons for that, my dear man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading this thread I feel like I've failed at being older.

That kind of self awareness is so sexy in an older woman

I'm very self aware I have zero sexual confidence and I haven't a clue what I want.

Sexy huh?

Keep going, I'm almost there...

Let's not get onto vaginal dryness...

Oh God! B=========D--

We get it. You have a big cock

That was to scale

Also, fucking crocodile brackets don't appear on Fab?

Do you??

Just of to perv...."

Enjoy the crushing disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh God! B=========D--

We get it. You have a big cock

That was to scale

Also, fucking crocodile brackets don't appear on Fab?

how did you discover this"

Because Pickle, I'm an artist. I had to capture the initial explosion of the jizz somehow!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

No. It's because older women have had a life, they've grown out of the BS that often comes with youth, they can hold a conversation and have achieved a level of refinement and class that needs to be worshiped.

Plus they know what they're doing

"

True, but I never know what I'm doing.

Stock answer is "because they know what they want and how to get it" but if that was the case, surely I'd have got it by now? So obviously it's all bollocks. I still think I'm 24 and after getting asked for id the other day, I must still look it

Once you start digging, it's usually mummy issues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

No. It's because older women have had a life, they've grown out of the BS that often comes with youth, they can hold a conversation and have achieved a level of refinement and class that needs to be worshiped.

Plus they know what they're doing

True, but I never know what I'm doing.

Stock answer is "because they know what they want and how to get it" but if that was the case, surely I'd have got it by now? So obviously it's all bollocks. I still think I'm 24 and after getting asked for id the other day, I must still look it

Once you start digging, it's usually mummy issues. "

You do look 24.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

No. It's because older women have had a life, they've grown out of the BS that often comes with youth, they can hold a conversation and have achieved a level of refinement and class that needs to be worshiped.

Plus they know what they're doing

True, but I never know what I'm doing.

Stock answer is "because they know what they want and how to get it" but if that was the case, surely I'd have got it by now? So obviously it's all bollocks. I still think I'm 24 and after getting asked for id the other day, I must still look it

Once you start digging, it's usually mummy issues.

You do look 24. "

Smoooooooth x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason?

No. It's because older women have had a life, they've grown out of the BS that often comes with youth, they can hold a conversation and have achieved a level of refinement and class that needs to be worshiped.

Plus they know what they're doing

True, but I never know what I'm doing.

Stock answer is "because they know what they want and how to get it" but if that was the case, surely I'd have got it by now? So obviously it's all bollocks. I still think I'm 24 and after getting asked for id the other day, I must still look it

Once you start digging, it's usually mummy issues.

You do look 24.

Smoooooooth x"

I want to be smoother but I’m being good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or are you going to give me some bullshit reason? "

I'm not sure whether I feel insulted or not

Me been an older woman.

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By *ommyK40Man
7 days ago

eastpeckham

Love too know exactly what was said ? If you wouldn’t mind

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends

I remember this thread

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends


"Do you, Pickle?

I do.

Can I kiss the bride now?"

I still do.

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By *osey WalesMan
7 days ago

Surrey


"I remember this thread "

I dont

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By *he ReturneeMan
7 days ago

Barnet


"Men, do you like older women because of your mummy issues? "

No, merely because of my age!

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By (user no longer on site)
7 days ago

No idea, never seen a shrink. I had a Mrs Robinsin complex in my yoof and had a fantastic Mum. Not sure there are any issues there as I never felt unloved or uncared for by Mum, but you never know.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
7 days ago

Leeds

I don’t have an issue with my mother.

I like older women because they tend not to be a nob.

The mr.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
7 days ago

Chester

My mum was amazing. I have absolutely no reason to have mummy issues. I saw her yesterday.

You'll find that the supposed reason for the attraction to older women is the following;

"All women are insane, but the older they get, the less insane they become."

Also;

"Many women are boring in bed, many suffer from low libido and so on, but as they mature, they become more accepting of their bodies, which in turn helps them to enjoy sex more."

Ofcourse, none of those comments are true and they are entirely out of order!

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By *amie HantsWoman
7 days ago

Atlantis

I love boys with mummy issues. They’re so slutty

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By *tealthbomber2024Man
7 days ago

southend-on-sea

I've heard that on average, 38.5 yrs old plus is when most women can start to feel most liberated.

I read that on a kelloggs packet but its probably right, as dr kellogg had some ideas ahead of his time.

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By *ABflirtyWoman
7 days ago

Norwich


"I love boys with mummy issues. They’re so slutty "
I hate it .. i am only my children s mum . And it turn me off big time... them saying mum mummy in a post . .lol a no go ...... It just show how some do some dont ..

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By *amie HantsWoman
7 days ago

Atlantis


"I love boys with mummy issues. They’re so slutty I hate it .. i am only my children s mum . And it turn me off big time... them saying mum mummy in a post . .lol a no go ...... It just show how some do some dont .. "

It was tongue in cheek for the ‘I like girls with daddy issues’ posts

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By *ABflirtyWoman
7 days ago

Norwich


"I love boys with mummy issues. They’re so slutty I hate it .. i am only my children s mum . And it turn me off big time... them saying mum mummy in a post . .lol a no go ...... It just show how some do some dont ..

It was tongue in cheek for the ‘I like girls with daddy issues’ posts "

I see xx just a big turn off too me .. x I am a wild woman and thats all they need to know.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
7 days ago

Chester


"I love boys with mummy issues. They’re so slutty I hate it .. i am only my children s mum . And it turn me off big time... them saying mum mummy in a post . .lol a no go ...... It just show how some do some dont ..

It was tongue in cheek for the ‘I like girls with daddy issues’ posts "

No, you've said it now. There's no going back. I've taken you out of my hotlist! I'm sorry!

Fan isn't a place for "tongue in cheek"... Tongue in other places, yes, but not tongue in cheek.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends


"I love boys with mummy issues. They’re so slutty "

You’d get it.

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 days ago

Dunfermline

Because we're the same age

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
7 days ago

Swansea


"I love boys with mummy issues. They’re so slutty "

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By *agnar73Man
7 days ago

glasgow-ish

At 51.. er. That’s a naw.

Women around my age yup tho.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
7 days ago

walsall

Nah, it’s cos we’re awesome and hot.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends


"Nah, it’s cos we’re awesome and hot. "

Are you hot?

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By *imbob85Man
7 days ago

inverness

That know what thay want and tend to be more straight forward

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends


"That know what thay want and tend to be more straight forward "

MRSNICE MRSNICE WHERE ARE YOU?!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
7 days ago

Portsmouth


"Nah, it’s cos we’re awesome and hot. "

Literally...

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By *oethecuck1Man
7 days ago

leeds

Used to hear my mum getting screwed after my parents split up could hear it all through a vent that connected our bedrooms together x

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By *Silver-Man
7 days ago

Mold

Haha...😂

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
7 days ago

London (She/Her)

My cub says it’s because it makes him feel special, that people who have experienced so much want to spend time with him. But I expect it’s because I have my own place and provide snacks

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By *agnar73Man
7 days ago

glasgow-ish


"My cub says it’s because it makes him feel special, that people who have experienced so much want to spend time with him. But I expect it’s because I have my own place and provide snacks "

Proper snacks.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
7 days ago

London (She/Her)


"My cub says it’s because it makes him feel special, that people who have experienced so much want to spend time with him. But I expect it’s because I have my own place and provide snacks

Proper snacks."

Right, young men need feeding

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By *agnar73Man
7 days ago

glasgow-ish


"My cub says it’s because it makes him feel special, that people who have experienced so much want to spend time with him. But I expect it’s because I have my own place and provide snacks

Proper snacks.

Right, young men need feeding "

Well, they haven’t the experience and burn themselves out trying to do things right.

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By *avecooper69Man
7 days ago

Benfleet

I just love older women !!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
6 days ago

walsall


"Nah, it’s cos we’re awesome and hot.

Are you hot?

"

Only when the hot flushes plague me..

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
6 days ago

Ends


"Nah, it’s cos we’re awesome and hot.

Are you hot?

Only when the hot flushes plague me.."

show me

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
6 days ago

nearby

I have no idea why I’m so attracted to a older woman, didn’t really have any “mummy issues” so to say but I know I 100% prefer a older woman

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
6 days ago

Ends

If only there was a therapist in the forums. They’d make bank

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
6 days ago

London


"I have no idea why I’m so attracted to a older woman, didn’t really have any “mummy issues” so to say but I know I 100% prefer a older woman "

How old

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By *ountry cowboyMan
6 days ago

Kinross


"Nah I love an older woman I'm 25 so anywhere up to 60 won't lie"

Wait until you are 50 or 60, and you will think back on this and laugh.

You will realise age is but a number if you have health and wealth

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By *agnar73Man
6 days ago

glasgow-ish


"If only there was a therapist in the forums. They’d make bank"

Can’t cure half this shit.

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By *ansoffateMan
6 days ago

Sagittarius A

I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

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By *agnar73Man
6 days ago

glasgow-ish


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues."

Confusing

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
6 days ago

Ends


"If only there was a therapist in the forums. They’d make bank

Can’t cure half this shit."

Therapy doesn’t cure you. It’s like a pyramid scheme. Once you’re in, there’s no way out.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
6 days ago

Ends


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues."

I bet you do. Filth bag

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By *ansoffateMan
6 days ago

Sagittarius A


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

Confusing "

That's what my therapist said.

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By *agnar73Man
6 days ago

glasgow-ish


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

Confusing

That's what my therapist said."

As I said above. ‘Can’t cure half this shit’

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By *ansoffateMan
6 days ago

Sagittarius A


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

I bet you do. Filth bag "

If I confess will I be punished

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By *agnar73Man
6 days ago

glasgow-ish


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

I bet you do. Filth bag

If I confess will I be punished "

Don’t listen to him but we also don’t need to know more.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
6 days ago

Ends


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

I bet you do. Filth bag

If I confess will I be punished "

Julie isn’t in here. Spill

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By *agnar73Man
6 days ago

glasgow-ish


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

I bet you do. Filth bag

If I confess will I be punished

Julie isn’t in here. Spill "

Don’t. He’s talking younger mummies, this could be seriously..

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By *ansoffateMan
6 days ago

Sagittarius A


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

I bet you do. Filth bag

If I confess will I be punished

Julie isn’t in here. Spill

Don’t. He’s talking younger mummies, this could be seriously.."

Sorry Pickle. I'm following your advice and trying to be a good man. Consider my impact on others. I can't do it to Ragnar, he seems an innocent soul, I wouldn't want him to crying in his cornflakes tomorrow morning.

All I will say is, whatever you think it might be, even if you are right, it is probably only the tip of the iceberg.

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By *rawnbanquetMan
6 days ago

Glasgow

No

I just hate women younger than me

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By *ansoffateMan
6 days ago

Sagittarius A


"No

I just hate women younger than me"

Hate? That's pretty strong. Have you considered therapy?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 days ago

North West


"I've heard that on average, 38.5 yrs old plus is when most women can start to feel most liberated.

I read that on a kelloggs packet but its probably right, as dr kellogg had some ideas ahead of his time.

"

Well shit. I'm 39 in a few days and haven't yet been liberated. I'm stuck here.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
6 days ago

Hemel Hempstead

I don’t have mum issues .. I like older women , young women and middle aged women …..

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
6 days ago

St Leonards

Did the OP go UNLOS because of unresolved Mummy and Daddy issues do you think?

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By *evourm3Man
6 days ago

London

Bye OP!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
6 days ago

Ends


"Did the OP go UNLOS because of unresolved Mummy and Daddy issues do you think?

"

I did not.

I came back because of them though.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
6 days ago

St Leonards


"Did the OP go UNLOS because of unresolved Mummy and Daddy issues do you think?

I did not.

I came back because of them though. "

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By *agnar73Man
6 days ago

glasgow-ish


"I think I like younger women, because of my mummy issues.

I bet you do. Filth bag

If I confess will I be punished

Julie isn’t in here. Spill

Don’t. He’s talking younger mummies, this could be seriously..

Sorry Pickle. I'm following your advice and trying to be a good man. Consider my impact on others. I can't do it to Ragnar, he seems an innocent soul, I wouldn't want him to crying in his cornflakes tomorrow morning.

All I will say is, whatever you think it might be, even if you are right, it is probably only the tip of the iceberg."

Praise the wee man or whoever stopped that spilling

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By *agnar73Man
6 days ago

glasgow-ish


"No

I just hate women younger than me

Hate? That's pretty strong. Have you considered therapy?"

Yeah that’s not so good

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