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"I have a penis Prove it" *Desperately struggling to locate it….* It was here… | |||
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"I have a penis Prove it *Desperately struggling to locate it….* It was here… " I can help | |||
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"I am currently sat here wearing one of them mobile ecg things If that doesn't make ur fanny flutter, very little will " I think you mean a mobile egg. Ladies use them up their foofs and control them using a mobile. They’re not texting, ya know…. | |||
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"Some of us are more complicated than you might think, but expressing it is frowned upon." Please express it to me, Adam | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books" Which is your favourite? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 bollocks" That must be some size jar. | |||
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"I am good at everything apart from being modest… because I’m great at that." I think you’re better than great | |||
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"I am the music man. Do you come from far away?" Sadly so. But I can play. | |||
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"I own just over 1000 bollocks That must be some size jar." He keeps them in a pen like pigs | |||
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"I am currently sat here wearing one of them mobile ecg things If that doesn't make ur fanny flutter, very little will " Hope you’re ok Bussy. Well, as well as you can be with an ecg on you. | |||
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"I am the music man. Do you come from far away? Sadly so. But I can play." You can play?! | |||
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"I am the music man. Do you come from far away? Sadly so. But I can play. You can play?!" I play the fool. | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books" Over 1200 dvds | |||
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"I am good at everything apart from being modest… because I’m great at that. I think you’re better than great " Thanks | |||
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"I am the music man. Do you come from far away? Sadly so. But I can play. You can play?! I play the fool." Foolfoolfoolfoolfool foolfool foolfoolfool foolfoolfool… | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds" What is your favourite? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 bollocks That must be some size jar. He keeps them in a pen like pigs" I hope they don’t roll in poop. | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself" I am locked in a cage | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds" That’s more than my local Blockbuster had in at any one time! | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I am locked in a cage " Do you need out? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 bollocks That must be some size jar. He keeps them in a pen like pigs I hope they don’t roll in poop." I kinda hope they do | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds That’s more than my local Blockbuster had in at any one time! " It’s just so many | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Which is your favourite?" Hitch hickers guide to the galaxy, think it was the book that gave me the love of reading. | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I am locked in a cage Do you need out?" Yes please | |||
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"Some of us are more complicated than you might think, but expressing it is frowned upon. Please express it to me, Adam " Only thing im expressing to you is the missile from my love truncheon. And its aimed at your heart.. well tits but sort of heart region!! | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I am locked in a cage Do you need out? Yes please " Okay that’ll be £2 | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Which is your favourite? Hitch hickers guide to the galaxy, think it was the book that gave me the love of reading. " Ohhh nice choice | |||
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"I can make a water drop sound by flicking my cheek " Pls film it and send it to me | |||
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"Fuck you I was just scrolling up this thread thinking it was mine like ‘fuck where have these replies come from’ " Thank you for sharing | |||
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"I've got webbed feet Are you from Dundee?" People that say 'ken' can't be trusted | |||
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"I've got webbed feet Are you from Dundee? People that say 'ken' can't be trusted " Ken what a meaaaan | |||
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"I've got webbed feet Are you from Dundee? People that say 'ken' can't be trusted Ken what a meaaaan" Dead to me!!!!! | |||
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"I like playing with wood and knives Together?" Yep | |||
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"I've got webbed feet Are you from Dundee? People that say 'ken' can't be trusted Ken what a meaaaan Dead to me!!!!!" | |||
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"I like playing with wood and knives Together? Yep" Nice one | |||
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"I collect Warhammer 40K" Is that the little figures? | |||
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"Just chilling and edging" I hope you edge some longer | |||
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"I am a chiller and boiler engineer Ooooo fancy " Sounds fancier than it is, but I spend a lot of time travelling the country | |||
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"I am a chiller and boiler engineer Ooooo fancy Sounds fancier than it is, but I spend a lot of time travelling the country " Oh that must be exciting! | |||
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"I am a chiller and boiler engineer Ooooo fancy Sounds fancier than it is, but I spend a lot of time travelling the country Oh that must be exciting!" It has its moments | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…." Commiserations/congratulations as appropriate, Monkey. | |||
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"Fuck you I was just scrolling up this thread thinking it was mine like ‘fuck where have these replies come from’ " You need the boobs to get replies pickles. | |||
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"Fuck you I was just scrolling up this thread thinking it was mine like ‘fuck where have these replies come from’ You need the boobs to get replies pickles. " It’s true. If we meet we can take a photo of you holding my tits Pickle. For the clout! | |||
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"I seem to have become very tanned lately !" Have you been out in the sun? | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…. Are you okay?" I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…. | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…. Are you okay? I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…." The second toothbrush in the bathroom? | |||
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"I got out of an abusive relationship and feel 100% better for it. " I’m proud of you! And hope things are looking up | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…. Are you okay? I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…. The second toothbrush in the bathroom?" Someone telling me what to do….. | |||
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"I can make a water drop sound by flicking my cheek Pls film it and send it to me " Filmed and uploading | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself" I could do with a nap. | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…. Are you okay? I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…. The second toothbrush in the bathroom? Someone telling me what to do….." Oh | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I could do with a nap." Same. Wanna snuggle up? | |||
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"I can make a water drop sound by flicking my cheek Pls film it and send it to me Filmed and uploading " My dude | |||
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"Same. Wanna snuggle up?" Sure, there’s always room for one more. | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds" Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts | |||
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"I’m probably the only man is Scotland who loves basketball " No, my brother in law does. Or claims to | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts" Which is your favourite? | |||
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"Same. Wanna snuggle up? Sure, there’s always room for one more." Come on over then sunshine | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite?" Being behind you in your profile picture | |||
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"i had a heart attack at the age of 32 " Oh no! How is your health now? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite? Being behind you in your profile picture " Oh my | |||
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"I’m probably the only man is Scotland who loves basketball No, my brother in law does. Or claims to " I’m pretty sure you enjoy playing with balls too | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself" I have 3 cats | |||
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"Come on over then sunshine" Well now. If there’s *cake* as well I might be persuaded to stay awake. | |||
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"I’m probably the only man is Scotland who loves basketball No, my brother in law does. Or claims to I’m pretty sure you enjoy playing with balls too" Not really | |||
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"Come on over then sunshine Well now. If there’s *cake* as well I might be persuaded to stay awake." Cake and Ben and jerrys | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats" What’s their names? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite? Being behind you in your profile picture Oh my " And while my tongue is a strong muscle, my thumb is double jointed and my Willy is always ready to finish the job. | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What’s their names?" Kevin, Bella and Hope | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What’s their names? Kevin, Bella and Hope" I love Kevin the most | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite? Being behind you in your profile picture Oh my And while my tongue is a strong muscle, my thumb is double jointed and my Willy is always ready to finish the job. " Ooo my husband has double jointed fingers! | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What’s their names? Kevin, Bella and Hope I love Kevin the most" Me too. He's a little shit though | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite? Being behind you in your profile picture Oh my And while my tongue is a strong muscle, my thumb is double jointed and my Willy is always ready to finish the job. Ooo my husband has double jointed fingers!" Then you know what’s coming… knees trembling when we do it right | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What’s their names? Kevin, Bella and Hope I love Kevin the most Me too. He's a little shit though " That’s the best kinda cat | |||
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"i had a heart attack at the age of 32 Oh no! How is your health now?" so much better now, had a major lifestyle change and do everything possible to keep the ticker healthy | |||
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"Just chilling and edging I hope you edge some longer " I'd happily show off one day too | |||
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"I can make a water drop sound by flicking my cheek Pls film it and send it to me Filmed and uploading My dude " And sent | |||
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"I can make a water drop sound by flicking my cheek Pls film it and send it to me Filmed and uploading My dude And sent " Genuinely the best thing I’ve ever received in my inbox | |||
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"I like to submit Application forms? Yes and questionnaires " Dude | |||
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"I carve spoons out of green wood. " Do you use the spoons? | |||
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"i had a heart attack at the age of 32 Oh no! How is your health now? so much better now, had a major lifestyle change and do everything possible to keep the ticker healthy " Aw I’m glad to hear it! | |||
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"I like to submit Application forms? Yes and questionnaires Dude " all for it | |||
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"My tongue was made for licking clit and fucking pussy" Does it say that on your birth certificate? | |||
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"My tongue was made for licking clit and fucking pussy Does it say that on your birth certificate?" Yes it does ….. can be used for clitoral stimulation | |||
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"Just read the thread titles lately " I’ll find you some and I’ll come back. | |||
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"Everyone I know in my circle of friends thinks I’m a good guy……. I’m not. " I bet you are | |||
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"Everyone I know in my circle of friends thinks I’m a good guy……. I’m not. I bet you are" I try….. but I like to take control… | |||
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