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"I am currently sat here wearing one of them mobile ecg things If that doesn't make ur fanny flutter, very little will " I think you mean a mobile egg. Ladies use them up their foofs and control them using a mobile. They’re not texting, ya know…. | |||
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"Some of us are more complicated than you might think, but expressing it is frowned upon." Please express it to me, Adam ![]() | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books" Which is your favourite? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 bollocks" That must be some size jar. | |||
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"I am good at everything apart from being modest… because I’m great at that." I think you’re better than great | |||
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"I am the music man. Do you come from far away?" Sadly so. But I can play. | |||
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"I own just over 1000 bollocks That must be some size jar." He keeps them in a pen like pigs | |||
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"I am currently sat here wearing one of them mobile ecg things If that doesn't make ur fanny flutter, very little will " Hope you’re ok Bussy. Well, as well as you can be with an ecg on you. | |||
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"I am the music man. Do you come from far away? Sadly so. But I can play." You can play?! | |||
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"I am the music man. Do you come from far away? Sadly so. But I can play. You can play?!" I play the fool. | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books" Over 1200 dvds | |||
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"I am good at everything apart from being modest… because I’m great at that. I think you’re better than great " Thanks ![]() | |||
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"I am the music man. Do you come from far away? Sadly so. But I can play. You can play?! I play the fool." Foolfoolfoolfoolfool foolfool foolfoolfool foolfoolfool… | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds" What is your favourite? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 bollocks That must be some size jar. He keeps them in a pen like pigs" I hope they don’t roll in poop. | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself" I am locked in a cage | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds" That’s more than my local Blockbuster had in at any one time! | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I am locked in a cage " Do you need out? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 bollocks That must be some size jar. He keeps them in a pen like pigs I hope they don’t roll in poop." I kinda hope they do | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds That’s more than my local Blockbuster had in at any one time! " It’s just so many | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Which is your favourite?" Hitch hickers guide to the galaxy, think it was the book that gave me the love of reading. | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I am locked in a cage Do you need out?" Yes please | |||
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"Some of us are more complicated than you might think, but expressing it is frowned upon. Please express it to me, Adam ![]() Only thing im expressing to you is the missile from my love truncheon. And its aimed at your heart.. well tits but sort of heart region!! ![]() | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I am locked in a cage Do you need out? Yes please " Okay that’ll be £2 | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Which is your favourite? Hitch hickers guide to the galaxy, think it was the book that gave me the love of reading. " Ohhh nice choice | |||
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"I've got webbed feet Are you from Dundee?" People that say 'ken' can't be trusted ![]() | |||
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"I collect Warhammer 40K" Is that the little figures? | |||
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"I am a chiller and boiler engineer ![]() ![]() Sounds fancier than it is, but I spend a lot of time travelling the country ![]() | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…." Commiserations/congratulations as appropriate, Monkey. | |||
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"Fuck you I was just scrolling up this thread thinking it was mine like ‘fuck where have these replies come from’ " You need the boobs to get replies pickles. | |||
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"Fuck you I was just scrolling up this thread thinking it was mine like ‘fuck where have these replies come from’ You need the boobs to get replies pickles. " It’s true. If we meet we can take a photo of you holding my tits Pickle. For the clout! | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…. Are you okay?" I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…. | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…. Are you okay? I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…." The second toothbrush in the bathroom? | |||
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"I got out of an abusive relationship and feel 100% better for it. " I’m proud of you! And hope things are looking up ![]() | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…. Are you okay? I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…. The second toothbrush in the bathroom?" Someone telling me what to do….. | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself" I could do with a nap. | |||
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"3 days ago I became single…. Are you okay? I’m alright actually as it’s been heading that way for a long time but something seems like it’s missing…. The second toothbrush in the bathroom? Someone telling me what to do….." Oh ![]() | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I could do with a nap." Same. Wanna snuggle up? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds" Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts | |||
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"I’m probably the only man is Scotland who loves basketball ![]() No, my brother in law does. Or claims to | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts" Which is your favourite? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite?" Being behind you in your profile picture ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i had a heart attack at the age of 32 ![]() Oh no! How is your health now? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite? Being behind you in your profile picture ![]() ![]() Oh my ![]() | |||
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"I’m probably the only man is Scotland who loves basketball ![]() I’m pretty sure you enjoy playing with balls too | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself" I have 3 cats | |||
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"Come on over then sunshine ![]() Well now. If there’s *cake* as well I might be persuaded to stay awake. | |||
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"I’m probably the only man is Scotland who loves basketball ![]() Not really | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats" What’s their names? | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite? Being behind you in your profile picture ![]() ![]() ![]() And while my tongue is a strong muscle, my thumb is double jointed and my Willy is always ready to finish the job. ![]() | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What’s their names?" Kevin, Bella and Hope | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What’s their names? Kevin, Bella and Hope" I love Kevin the most | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite? Being behind you in your profile picture ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooo my husband has double jointed fingers! | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What’s their names? Kevin, Bella and Hope I love Kevin the most" Me too. He's a little shit though ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I own just over 1000 books Over 1200 dvds Over 10000000000 filthy thoughts Which is your favourite? Being behind you in your profile picture ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Then you know what’s coming… knees trembling when we do it right | |||
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"Anything Just tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What’s their names? Kevin, Bella and Hope I love Kevin the most Me too. He's a little shit though ![]() ![]() That’s the best kinda cat | |||
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"i had a heart attack at the age of 32 ![]() so much better now, had a major lifestyle change and do everything possible to keep the ticker healthy ![]() | |||
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"i had a heart attack at the age of 32 ![]() ![]() Aw I’m glad to hear it! | |||
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"My tongue was made for licking clit and fucking pussy" Does it say that on your birth certificate? | |||
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"My tongue was made for licking clit and fucking pussy Does it say that on your birth certificate?" Yes it does ….. can be used for clitoral stimulation | |||
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