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"I was telling off my son yesterday and he interrupted me to say “mummy have you ever taken your eye ball out? Because you can. And I think you should take your eye ball out right now” Like wtf And he hates wiping his own arse so usually we have a bit of back and forth I tell him ‘okay well we’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t at least try’ But before I even got to that he stands up, turns around and bends over and tells me “mummy, this is a bum. You’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t wipe me” What do you even say to that I just wiped I found it so hilarious he’s such a cheeky little shit Like the other day he was jumping on my bed when I was unpacking and I told him to stop, he laughed and I said ‘no baby, mummy isn’t laughing’ and he said ‘well mummy, I’m not laughing either. I’m just trying to breathe’ okay son He makes me proper belly laugh" Absolutely brilliant! That made me laugh a lot! | |||
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"Reading the virus threads. The mr I cry at those too, bit for different reasons..." Try the politics forum. Might make you laugh | |||
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"I only remember the last time I cried. " Awwww Woody! Come and have a hug x | |||
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"I only remember the last time I cried. Awwww Woody! Come and have a hug x" Thanks V x ![]() | |||
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"I was telling off my son yesterday and he interrupted me to say “mummy have you ever taken your eye ball out? Because you can. And I think you should take your eye ball out right now” Like wtf And he hates wiping his own arse so usually we have a bit of back and forth I tell him ‘okay well we’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t at least try’ But before I even got to that he stands up, turns around and bends over and tells me “mummy, this is a bum. You’re gonna be stuck here all day if you don’t wipe me” What do you even say to that I just wiped I found it so hilarious he’s such a cheeky little shit Like the other day he was jumping on my bed when I was unpacking and I told him to stop, he laughed and I said ‘no baby, mummy isn’t laughing’ and he said ‘well mummy, I’m not laughing either. I’m just trying to breathe’ okay son He makes me proper belly laugh Absolutely brilliant! That made me laugh a lot! " Thought of another We bought ‘The Chase’ board game to play on holiday, I was on son’s team just letting him pick from A, B or C, it came to a question and I thought I knew the answer so I ignored son, turns out his random guess was correct and I was wrong. He turns to me and shouts “mummy you’re trash!” and now whenever I do something wrong (like muddle up my words, pass him the wrong thing etc) he tells me I’m trash ![]() | |||
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