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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you good at it? Do you like it?

Say you’re in and send someone else on the thread your filthiest thoughts and sexiest talk in their DMs.

*this thread contains Adult Themes and sexual suggestions

Time sensitive - ENDS MIDNIGHT

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Are you good at it? Do you like it?

Say you’re in and send someone else on the thread your filthiest thoughts and sexiest talk in their DMs.

*this thread contains Adult Themes and sexual suggestions

Time sensitive - ENDS MIDNIGHT "

Ooft Woody, the horn is high today!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Damn it, I don't turn on until midnight!

Jo.Xx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Damn it, I don't turn on until midnight!

Jo.Xx "

DON'T FEED HER AFTER MIDNIGHT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, but I'm bloody awful at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here if anyone wants to discuss what’s for tea, tomorrows plans and where they’re off to on holiday this year.

If it’s smut or erotica you’re after, move along ..

thx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here if anyone wants to discuss what’s for tea, tomorrows plans and where they’re off to on holiday this year.

If it’s smut or erotica you’re after, move along ..

thx

Now if it was talking about coffee!!!……

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

So you want me to do what I always do Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

That's it, I'm only wanking over you one more time today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

*the post that was heard all over Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So you want me to do what I always do Woody "

Your helicopter? No.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Yes!

YES!!

no.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"So you want me to do what I always do Woody

Your helicopter? No. "

I'm on Slappy Slappy day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

That's it, I'm only wanking over you one more time today "

I appreciate your efforts

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

That's it, I'm only wanking over you one more time today

I appreciate your efforts

I do try time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

*the post that was heard all over Fab. "

As all the guys did a collective sigh of relief? Yeah I heard it too.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

*the post that was heard all over Fab.

As all the guys did a collective sigh of relief? Yeah I heard it too.

All came at the same time

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Damn it, I don't turn on until midnight!

Jo.Xx

DON'T FEED HER AFTER MIDNIGHT

Mogwai!

Jo.Xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It's like watching "porn" poorly done and totally unbelievable.

I'd rather watch paint dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

*the post that was heard all over Fab.

As all the guys did a collective sigh of relief? Yeah I heard it too.

#NotAllMen

**Don’ t worry guys! I have got you covered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know bc when you have a great idea and you pick up the materials or the ingredients and you realise they’re broke or out of date!

I’ve got that kinda feeling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's like watching "porn" poorly done and totally unbelievable.

I'd rather watch paint dry

Gloss or emulsion?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's like watching "porn" poorly done and totally unbelievable.

I'd rather watch paint dry

Gloss or emulsion?

Gloss, it lasts longer

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"You know bc when you have a great idea and you pick up the materials or the ingredients and you realise they’re broke or out of date!

I’ve got that kinda feeling.

Don't worry Woody, there's a few hours left yet!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's like watching "porn" poorly done and totally unbelievable.

I'd rather watch paint dry

Gloss or emulsion?

Gloss, it lasts longer

Haha. I thought so. ….

And 2 coats remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know bc when you have a great idea and you pick up the materials or the ingredients and you realise they’re broke or out of date!

I’ve got that kinda feeling.

Don't worry Woody, there's a few hours left yet!

Jo.Xx "

I love it when they say that

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"If I like you,like,like you like you, then I'm awesome at it.

But, are you in? Like in in?

Oh I didn't read that bit ,ooops.

I'm gonna say no as there's no one I like enough on the forums to get in in.

Indifferent yet brutal.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm only good after midnight.

Fate strikes a cruel blow yet again.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Am I good at it? Not really.

Do I enjoy it? Yes. Sometimes. I really love when I can write freely on topics that interest me. I enjoy talking to another person about what they enjoy. But... I don't enjoy wank chats. Well, I do sometimes. Generally it's not that fulfilling for me, great fun at the time but after I want more.

Would I send it to someone on this thread? Not unless we had an ongoing dynamic. :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I good at it? Not really.

Would I send it to someone on this thread? Not unless we had an ongoing dynamic. :D"

I only have the evidence of your forum replies to go on, but I can't help but feel you can only be fantastic at it!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are you good at it? Do you like it?

Say you’re in and send someone else on the thread your filthiest thoughts and sexiest talk in their DMs.

*this thread contains Adult Themes and sexual suggestions

Time sensitive - ENDS MIDNIGHT "

I’ll not message you privately, I want the world to know.

I’d really want to bum you in the pub toilet, while the mrs stands on the cistern, fish hooking the fuck out of you.

Enjoy your wank

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you good at it? Do you like it?

Say you’re in and send someone else on the thread your filthiest thoughts and sexiest talk in their DMs.

*this thread contains Adult Themes and sexual suggestions

Time sensitive - ENDS MIDNIGHT

I’ll not message you privately, I want the world to know.

I’d really want to bum you in the pub toilet, while the mrs stands on the cistern, fish hooking the fuck out of you.

Enjoy your wank

The mr "

Do you think it’s bad of me if I said this is the sexiest thing anyone has said to me since I started this thread…. By default

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. Seduce me losers.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t usually go in for the sex chat around here but … just sometimes it sort of happens. Creeps up on you. Unexpected, like.

I’m not gonna name names, but one forumer and I had the *best* filth chat a while ago and have been firm friends ever since. Neither of us knew it was coming but somehow there we were frantically messaging all day long like the most protracted blow-by-blow account of what didn’t really happen but good grief we wished it did.

It’s good in the moment. Probably would have been total cringe to go back and read later.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I used to be really good when I was younger. I remember me and a chap from a MSN chat room (back in the day) set up a whole filthy erotic story based on Star Wars characters. And it was hot!! You could read it back and not cringe which is always a winner.

But these days? I’m usually busy doing something and it’s too time consuming, too efforty. And it really, really, gets on my wig when folk are obvs cracking one off and log off as soon as THEY cum. Like, hold the front page, I’m still going.

So, to conclude, used to enjoy it. Now, not so much.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Need more practice.

If it is done well, yes.

Only if asked.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are you good at it? Do you like it?

Say you’re in and send someone else on the thread your filthiest thoughts and sexiest talk in their DMs.

*this thread contains Adult Themes and sexual suggestions

Time sensitive - ENDS MIDNIGHT

I’ll not message you privately, I want the world to know.

I’d really want to bum you in the pub toilet, while the mrs stands on the cistern, fish hooking the fuck out of you.

Enjoy your wank

The mr

Do you think it’s bad of me if I said this is the sexiest thing anyone has said to me since I started this thread…. By default

Now this I'm in for.

Mrs

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I like a bit of smut…. Let’s see what ya got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I'm ok.

I do the words reasonably good an stuff.

Bit o this, bit o that.

Smashing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I know someone who’s good at it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Told I'm good at it. That's obviously subjective. The recipient plays a part in how good it is too.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I used to be really good when I was younger. I remember me and a chap from a MSN chat room (back in the day) set up a whole filthy erotic story based on Star Wars characters. And it was hot!! You could read it back and not cringe which is always a winner.

So, to conclude, used to enjoy it. Now, not so much."

Just looking at me with those eyes will have me jizzing in my keks

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I'm in

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