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I’ll tell you what I’m shit at on Fab ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.

Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.

Spill here. See it as some sort of support group

(* no, I won’t)

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Spotting when someone is flirting with me.

They could have a badge with flashing lights that says I WANT YOU on it, and I’d be like “Hey, nice badge”

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I stick me finger up yer foof and you squirm like a cat spraying piss against a bush.’

Yeah….I’m not so adept at the dirty talk either…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.

Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.

Spill here. See it as some sort of support group

(* no, I won’t) "

Grammar is one?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Meeting.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Shit at..

Fake flirting

Fake friends

Fake orgasms

People pleasing

Dirty talk

Being Dommed, however I do love a challenge

The list goes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.

Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.

Spill here. See it as some sort of support group

(* no, I won’t)

Grammar is one?"

Very True! It’s there as number 34 on my list. But that’s the least of Fab-related worries! I’m a sexual basket case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone! I’m Steve.

I’m really shit at reading when someone is interested in me (or not).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.

Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.

Spill here. See it as some sort of support group

(* no, I won’t)

Grammar is one?

Very True! It’s there as number 34 on my list. But that’s the least of Fab-related worries! I’m a sexual basket case! "

If fab causes you the lightest worry then it’s just not worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t flirt

Have the sex appeal of a donkey

Can’t kiss (I’m a shite kisser)

Can’t do dirty talk

Incredibly fussy

Desperate for attention

Throw myself at anyone on the forums who’s willing to give me half a glance

I fancy men I shouldn’t

I also fancy men I should

But usually the men I shouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone! I’m Steve.

I’m really shit at reading when someone is interested in me (or not). "

What’s your name again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.

Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.

Spill here. See it as some sort of support group

(* no, I won’t)

Grammar is one?

Very True! It’s there as number 34 on my list. But that’s the least of Fab-related worries! I’m a sexual basket case!

If fab causes you the lightest worry then it’s just not worth it!"

Wise words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t flirt

Have the sex appeal of a donkey

Can’t kiss (I’m a shite kisser)

Can’t do dirty talk

Incredibly fussy

Desperate for attention

Throw myself at anyone on the forums who’s willing to give me half a glance

I fancy men I shouldn’t

I also fancy men I should

But usually the men I shouldn’t "

Can you cook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t flirt

Have the sex appeal of a donkey

Can’t kiss (I’m a shite kisser)

Can’t do dirty talk

Incredibly fussy

Desperate for attention

Throw myself at anyone on the forums who’s willing to give me half a glance

I fancy men I shouldn’t

I also fancy men I should

But usually the men I shouldn’t

Can you cook?"

Nope. My husband does all the cooking

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By *punk n gushCouple
over a year ago

deal

Everything so I now leave it all up to hubby to sort

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I think I'm shit at pretty much everything on fab, I think I'm more suited to the real world than the online one. Although I'd say I'm shit at dirty talk in the real world as well as here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t flirt

Have the sex appeal of a donkey

Can’t kiss (I’m a shite kisser)

Can’t do dirty talk

Incredibly fussy

Desperate for attention

Throw myself at anyone on the forums who’s willing to give me half a glance

I fancy men I shouldn’t

I also fancy men I should

But usually the men I shouldn’t

Can you cook?

Nope. My husband does all the cooking "

I see, I think?

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By *ove2lick27Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Meeting."

May have something to do with your bio. I've just had a quick read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t flirt.

Shit at tolerating most men but really want the penis.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m shit at “the sex”

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By *ove2lick27Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I think 9 times out of ten it's probably not you that's the issue. There's a shit load of pretentious,self serving rude individuals on here bud that don't give a toss about anyone's else's feelings but themselves.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

At the moment it's easier to say what I'm good at, as I'm bad at most of it right now.

I am good at logging in; I do that without any help.

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By *ove2lick27Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I’m shit at “the sex” "

I bet you're not

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Fuck, what am I GOOD at on fab is the question

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Dirty talk - she removed her army surplus nylon knickers and gave me a sexy firework display in the dark of the potato shed. I could smell carrots on her breath - turns out that was a donkey the locked in the shed before we went in - she was behind me and she reached round to undo the toggles on my duffel coat….., actually it seems im pretty good at it!!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I've added mud to my repertoire of dirty talk lately. So I think I've got that one covered.

The rest I am pretty shit at.

Oh I've got the flirting down.

Look at me when you suck my cock you whore

I think that one may be a touch subtle for some though? I want to make sure my sensuality get expressed. It's a fine balance. Constructive criticism is always appreciated.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m shit at not rolling my eyes at obvious look at me threads, hidden behind a feint veil of advice - I don’t actually want any advice, I just want you to tell me I’m hot

I’m also shit at pretending I fancy someone - I’m all in 100% or I don’t fancy you - some people can fake like people…not me

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m shit at “the sex” "

‘The sex’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone! I’m Steve.

I’m really shit at reading when someone is interested in me (or not).

What’s your name again?"

Esteban

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone! I’m Steve.

I’m really shit at reading when someone is interested in me (or not).

What’s your name again?

Esteban "

I bet that’s your name only at the weekends

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm rubbish at neeting people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap at dirty talk too.. Maybe we need a 'Ted talk dirty to me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rubbish at neeting people x"

Neat! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm crap at dirty talk too.. Maybe we need a 'Ted talk dirty to me' "

Ok. I’m happy to deliver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone! I’m Steve.

I’m really shit at reading when someone is interested in me (or not).

What’s your name again?

Esteban

I bet that’s your name only at the weekends "

And some weekday evenings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm crap at dirty talk too.. Maybe we need a 'Ted talk dirty to me'

Ok. I’m happy to deliver. "

Ok, that can be your fab challenge tomorrow... 'Ted talk dirty to me'

Put it in your diary

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I am shit at confrontation. It makes me just slide away instead.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Dirty talk here too, I don't like it, it does nothing for me.

Flirting, I can never tell if anyone's trying to flirt and flirting myself is just awkward.

Finding people to meet, online is so difficult it can be easy to click with people online and then not in reality & vice versa.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex/being sexy/flirting/getting my tits out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. ….

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you ….

…."

I’ve been pondering this all night. And I’ve drawn a blank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. ….

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you ….

….

I’ve been pondering this all night. And I’ve drawn a blank.

"

Maybe it's because you do not know the OP and so you cannot begin to guess what he might be shit at.

I have given it five minutes thought and I have not come up with anything, but I do not know him either. However, I have not been kept awake at night pondering what he is shit at.

Probably time to stop pondering.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Being sympathetic. Some people just need a good old slap.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading between the bellend lines. Caught more dickheads than Pokemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. ….

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you ….

….

I’ve been pondering this all night. And I’ve drawn a blank.

Maybe it's because you do not know the OP and so you cannot begin to guess what he might be shit at.

I have given it five minutes thought and I have not come up with anything, but I do not know him either. However, I have not been kept awake at night pondering what he is shit at.

Probably time to stop pondering."

I think you might be overthinking this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting with people

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.

Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.

Spill here. See it as some sort of support group

(* no, I won’t) "

Same really I’m much better at the sexy talk and flirting in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bringing condoms

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm totally pants at sending a second, third, fourth... message when my original message does receive a response or when I get a "no thank you" in reply; I've just never been able to do it. I know, a real Fab-failure!

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By *evils-bad-intentionMan
over a year ago

Saturday

Remembering to reply sometimes I read a message then lock my phone and forget I was supposed to reply

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


".. dirty talk. Absolutely woeful. Sorry.

Well for starters anyway, there’s lots of other things I’m shit at on Fab too. I might divulge more later*

What are you rubbish at on Fab? There’s got to be SOMETHING you’re not great at you sexually-skilled nymphos.

Spill here. See it as some sort of support group

(* no, I won’t)

Same really I’m much better at the sexy talk and flirting in person "

It's easier in person, like by a power of 1000

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m crap at flirting with ladies Dan. Harder to read the signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being sympathetic. Some people just need a good old slap.

The mr "

An old Etonian by any chance?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I'm absolutely shit at messaging. The carpet bombing approach has the same result as the personalised hand crafted organic artisanal one.

It's all just screaming into the void.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Spotting when someone is flirting with me.

They could have a badge with flashing lights that says I WANT YOU on it, and I’d be like “Hey, nice badge” "

Now that’s me to a t….I really feel your pain..

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I get tongue tied in person and finger tied on here…. Mind goes blank and I type shite…

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm shit at not being a prick, I promise myself every morning today's the day that I change. But its never cum

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Can’t flirt.

Shit at tolerating most men but really want the penis.

"

What a dilemma…..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything. And the other stuff.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Being attractive

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Erm, everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truthfully. I am Shit at creating a profile page that attracts the type of people I think I’d get along with. Photos do nothing. The text does nothing.

I’m also shit at sending a first message that would get a reply.

Just a couple of things I’ve come to realise over my time here.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Flirting and recognising I'm being flirted with

Tinder

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

That just made me think of the inbetweeners!

"I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually getting a meet or even a message back from people

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Victoria sponge.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Reading threads before posting.

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

Wow just about to say the very same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maintaining conversations on here.

I tend to ignore my inbox so things get lost. I've possiblt upset people because of this very inadvertently.

Flirting.

I actually just assume it's people just being nice or having a bit of banter. I really need the more direct approach. (not cock pics or dirty talk though)

Meeting people.

In the past I was really rubbish at this. I'm making far more effort this time and it's definitely paying off.

Being brave.

My own insecurities tend to stop me doing things I'd actually quite like to. I'm trying harder with this though.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Sex/being sexy/flirting/getting my tits out.

"

Also, being contactable. You’re awful at that.

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