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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Argh! Bed time! Hi and bye lovelies x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Argh! Bed time! Hi and bye lovelies x"

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Valkyrie1970,

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

Sleep well...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening all

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By *imandher3525Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Evening all x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Çede!

You are tonight's ²nd poster! X²

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, not too late tonight - just finishing work and going in search of a beer!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all x"

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - himandher³5²5

You are tonight's ³rd poster!

How are you both this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening, not too late tonight - just finishing work and going in search of a beer!"

Hkphóòey43 — it's always a treasured pleasure to have you on the Nocturnal. I hope you locate your ever-elusive ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Evening! I'll try and stay awake a little longer for this one

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all"

PieceØfTôast _ thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship. Good evening!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Evening Nero, evening everyone.

Just popping in to say hello before I retire for the night.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Nero

I'm shocked you have your nipples out, how very risqué of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

PieceØfTôast _ thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship. Good evening! "

Good to be here

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Good evening to you all. I'm seeing pink fluffy clouds, its been a while

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening! I'll try and stay awake a little longer for this one

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I am the Cupid to your Psyche. Good evening Psyçhë! Thank you ever so much for joining us. I have a purple velvetine banquette just for you to sit on...and me.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening everyone.

Just popping in to say hello before I retire for the night. "

You're far too young to retire, Sirrah! Thank you for your fleeting-greeting, Jager|Morgan.

Sleep well!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Evening.Nero. Love you!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, 103 degrees here in a hot llano estacado

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Nero

I'm shocked you have your nipples out, how very risqué of you! "

Bøø, you even remembered the aççent on the "e" for your risqué.

My nipples for your curves. How are you? And how was the bonnie Land of the Scots.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all

PieceØfTôast _ thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship. Good evening!

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Good to be here "

°

You're always welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

PieceØfTôast _ thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship. Good evening!

·

Good to be here

°

You're always welcome! "

Why thank you good sir

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening to you all. I'm seeing pink fluffy clouds, its been a while"

Hello and good evening Döggöne. Can you see the marshmallows amongst the Cumulus?

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Evening! I'll try and stay awake a little longer for this one

I am the Cupid to your Psyche. Good evening Psyçhë! Thank you ever so much for joining us. I have a purple velvetine banquette just for you to sit on...and me. "

If I sit, I may sleep. I'll stand and mingle instead.

Did everyone have a nice weekend?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening.Nero. Love you!"

I'd give her my last Fruitella, because after all I'm her Nocturnal feller. Good evening Estella!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good evening Treacle

My, don't you have pert nips

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Howdy y'all, 103 degrees here in a hot llano estacado"

Wíldbïllkìd, your welcomes are always warmer than ours! You'll put us to shame. Now put us in the shade! It's too sunny!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening! I'll try and stay awake a little longer for this one

I am the Cupid to your Psyche. Good evening Psyçhë! Thank you ever so much for joining us. I have a purple velvetine banquette just for you to sit on...and me.

If I sit, I may sleep. I'll stand and mingle instead.

Did everyone have a nice weekend? "

You may mingle. When called upon I shall ring your 'dingle'. My weekend was lovely: luncheons on the Thames in Buckinghamshire and then luncheon in the City of ye olde London Towne.

What about you?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Treacle

My, don't you have pert nips "

Compy, you can pinch them soon when we meet for dinner. I'll pinch your chips!

Good evening my darling.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Nero

I'm shocked you have your nipples out, how very risqué of you!

Bøø, you even remembered the aççent on the "e" for your risqué.

My nipples for your curves. How are you? And how was the bonnie Land of the Scots. "

Scotland was very fulfilling with amazing views and memories

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, 103 degrees here in a hot llano estacado

Wíldbïllkìd, your welcomes are always warmer than ours! You'll put us to shame. Now put us in the shade! It's too sunny!"

well, the sun goes down around 9:00 p.m. so about 4and half hours it'll cool off ..... Maybe

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Nero

I'm shocked you have your nipples out, how very risqué of you!

Bøø, you even remembered the aççent on the "e" for your risqué.

My nipples for your curves. How are you? And how was the bonnie Land of the Scots.

Scotland was very fulfilling with amazing views and memories "

He held the mammaries. You had the memories. It's a win-win my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying visit to say hello as wait for buses home from the airport

And thanks to the nocturnals who reached out on my other thread

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

evening lovely people x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Howdy y'all, 103 degrees here in a hot llano estacado

Wíldbïllkìd, your welcomes are always warmer than ours! You'll put us to shame. Now put us in the shade! It's too sunny!

well, the sun goes down around 9:00 p.m. so about 4and half hours it'll cool off ..... Maybe "

Maybe definitely I would say! I can't sleep in the heat.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Good evening perverts and pervertees

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Flying visit to say hello as wait for buses home from the airport

And thanks to the nocturnals who reached out on my other thread "

Good evening Subbitch²°²¹ - safe last leg of your journey home!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Evening! I'll try and stay awake a little longer for this one

I am the Cupid to your Psyche. Good evening Psyçhë! Thank you ever so much for joining us. I have a purple velvetine banquette just for you to sit on...and me.

If I sit, I may sleep. I'll stand and mingle instead.

Did everyone have a nice weekend?

You may mingle. When called upon I shall ring your 'dingle'. My weekend was lovely: luncheons on the Thames in Buckinghamshire and then luncheon in the City of ye olde London Towne.

What about you?"

Sounds lovely. Mine was good, a bit manic but still lovely. Quality time spent with wonderful people.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"evening lovely people x"

Le renard de la campagne. It rolls off the tongue like quicksilver! Good evening sir!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees "

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr! "

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening! I'll try and stay awake a little longer for this one

I am the Cupid to your Psyche. Good evening Psyçhë! Thank you ever so much for joining us. I have a purple velvetine banquette just for you to sit on...and me.

If I sit, I may sleep. I'll stand and mingle instead.

Did everyone have a nice weekend?

You may mingle. When called upon I shall ring your 'dingle'. My weekend was lovely: luncheons on the Thames in Buckinghamshire and then luncheon in the City of ye olde London Towne.

What about you?

·

Sounds lovely. Mine was good, a bit manic but still lovely. Quality time spent with wonderful people. "

Keep those wonderful people close to your heart. Good times are made from them.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Good evening perverts and pervertees "

Pevertees?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all. "

Good evening GentleMANfox! I hope you are well? X

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"evening lovely people x

Le renard de la campagne. It rolls off the tongue like quicksilver! Good evening sir! "

Well bless you xx

Do you happen to play the trumpet?? x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out? "

Guess I'm out too then

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out? "

I'm sure we shall allow you to muddy the sterile nectars of the Nocturnal Lounge with your filthy-filth!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"evening lovely people x

Le renard de la campagne. It rolls off the tongue like quicksilver! Good evening sir!

Well bless you xx

Do you happen to play the trumpet?? x"

Not quite. Not at all in fact. I tried but I had no breath! I don't blow so good.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then "

Have we already decoupled, you and I?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good evening Treacle

My, don't you have pert nips

Compy, you can pinch them soon when we meet for dinner. I'll pinch your chips!

Good evening my darling."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good evening Nerø. Good evening Nocturnalistas. Xx

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"evening lovely people x

Le renard de la campagne. It rolls off the tongue like quicksilver! Good evening sir!

Well bless you xx

Do you happen to play the trumpet?? x

Not quite. Not at all in fact. I tried but I had no breath! I don't blow so good. "

That's a shame but hope you do at least have some breath x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees? "

They watch the perverts

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then "

I think the bars takings will be very low

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all.

Good evening GentleMANfox! I hope you are well? X"

I am. Busy but successful day. Equally, I have just discovered the delightful little miss Tinkerbell. So alls well that ends well.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week "

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Treacle

My, don't you have pert nips

Compy, you can pinch them soon when we meet for dinner. I'll pinch your chips!

Good evening my darling."

People have died for less!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

I'm sure we shall allow you to muddy the sterile nectars of the Nocturnal Lounge with your filthy-filth! "

Ladies it's ok, filthy ones are allowed now. Although I don’t know if I'm only allowed to be filthy myself or I can get others involved

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Treacle

My, don't you have pert nips

Compy, you can pinch them soon when we meet for dinner. I'll pinch your chips!

Good evening my darling.

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"

Compy, you're a Fab 'legendette'.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

They watch the perverts "

Their watching us

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?"

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nerø. Good evening Nocturnalistas. Xx"

oxondÅvina! Good evening and thank you for joining this evening's Nocturnalites!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"evening lovely people x

Le renard de la campagne. It rolls off the tongue like quicksilver! Good evening sir!

Well bless you xx

Do you happen to play the trumpet?? x

Not quite. Not at all in fact. I tried but I had no breath! I don't blow so good.

That's a shame but hope you do at least have some breath x"

I do. It serves me well when called for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees? "

Or Pervettes?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

They watch the perverts

Their watching us "

They're always watching

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low "

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening Nerø. Good evening Nocturnalistas. Xx

oxondÅvina! Good evening and thank you for joining this evening's Nocturnalites! "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

Or Pervettes? "

If I spelt it that way then people wouldn't pronounce it correctly

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all.

Good evening GentleMANfox! I hope you are well? X

I am. Busy but successful day. Equally, I have just discovered the delightful little miss Tinkerbell. So alls well that ends well. "

She's rather quite resplendent, don't you agree? If this was a matrimonial site I would be making a beeline for Tiffany™ to secure the deal.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada! "

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"evening lovely people x

Le renard de la campagne. It rolls off the tongue like quicksilver! Good evening sir!

Well bless you xx

Do you happen to play the trumpet?? x

Not quite. Not at all in fact. I tried but I had no breath! I don't blow so good.

That's a shame but hope you do at least have some breath x

I do. It serves me well when called for... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and hello everyone x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Treacle

My, don't you have pert nips

Compy, you can pinch them soon when we meet for dinner. I'll pinch your chips!

Good evening my darling.

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People have died for less! "

A warm welcome to jENNÍEtv!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening Nerø. Good evening Nocturnalistas. Xx

oxondÅvina! Good evening and thank you for joining this evening's Nocturnalites! "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

I'm sure we shall allow you to muddy the sterile nectars of the Nocturnal Lounge with your filthy-filth!

·

Ladies it's ok, filthy ones are allowed now. Although I don’t know if I'm only allowed to be filthy myself or I can get others involved "

I shall leave that to your discretion...•°*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain "

You are a raggy doll. My kind of raggy doll.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo! "

There.is.toga.limbo.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

They watch the perverts

Their watching us

They're always watching "

I'm off to find a hiding place....

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all.

Good evening GentleMANfox! I hope you are well? X

I am. Busy but successful day. Equally, I have just discovered the delightful little miss Tinkerbell. So alls well that ends well.

She's rather quite resplendent, don't you agree? If this was a matrimonial site I would be making a beeline for Tiffany™ to secure the deal."

I once ventured into Tiffany's. No sign of breakfast and they wanted 10k for a tiny pair of celtic cross earrings, which rather put me off the colour.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh, and hello everyone x"

Finally, she says hello. Need she say more, Jacques Delors?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

I'm sure we shall allow you to muddy the sterile nectars of the Nocturnal Lounge with your filthy-filth!

·

Ladies it's ok, filthy ones are allowed now. Although I don’t know if I'm only allowed to be filthy myself or I can get others involved

I shall leave that to your discretion...•°*"

I have my special stirrer ready

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oh, and hello everyone x"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo. "

Yeeesss!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all.

Good evening GentleMANfox! I hope you are well? X

I am. Busy but successful day. Equally, I have just discovered the delightful little miss Tinkerbell. So alls well that ends well.

She's rather quite resplendent, don't you agree? If this was a matrimonial site I would be making a beeline for Tiffany™ to secure the deal.

I once ventured into Tiffany's. No sign of breakfast and they wanted 10k for a tiny pair of celtic cross earrings, which rather put me off the colour. "

We humble men should venture into T' Fanny's. It's a more enveloping experience. And cheaper. And better customer cervix.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

They watch the perverts

Their watching us

They're always watching

I'm off to find a hiding place.... "

Nowhere is safe from the pervertees

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

I'm sure we shall allow you to muddy the sterile nectars of the Nocturnal Lounge with your filthy-filth!

·

Ladies it's ok, filthy ones are allowed now. Although I don’t know if I'm only allowed to be filthy myself or I can get others involved

I shall leave that to your discretion...•°*

I have my special stirrer ready "

Sounds like a Ladle!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!! "

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

They watch the perverts

Their watching us

They're always watching

I'm off to find a hiding place.... "

I have this effect.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all.

Good evening GentleMANfox! I hope you are well? X

I am. Busy but successful day. Equally, I have just discovered the delightful little miss Tinkerbell. So alls well that ends well.

She's rather quite resplendent, don't you agree? If this was a matrimonial site I would be making a beeline for Tiffany™ to secure the deal.

I once ventured into Tiffany's. No sign of breakfast and they wanted 10k for a tiny pair of celtic cross earrings, which rather put me off the colour.

We humble men should venture into T' Fanny's. It's a more enveloping experience. And cheaper. And better customer cervix."

Lesson learned.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY "someone watching me" Rockwell,

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all.

Good evening GentleMANfox! I hope you are well? X

I am. Busy but successful day. Equally, I have just discovered the delightful little miss Tinkerbell. So alls well that ends well.

She's rather quite resplendent, don't you agree? If this was a matrimonial site I would be making a beeline for Tiffany™ to secure the deal.

I once ventured into Tiffany's. No sign of breakfast and they wanted 10k for a tiny pair of celtic cross earrings, which rather put me off the colour.

We humble men should venture into T' Fanny's. It's a more enveloping experience. And cheaper. And better customer cervix.

Lesson learned. "

It's one of life's edifications.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY "someone watching me" Rockwell, "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

I'm sure we shall allow you to muddy the sterile nectars of the Nocturnal Lounge with your filthy-filth!

·

Ladies it's ok, filthy ones are allowed now. Although I don’t know if I'm only allowed to be filthy myself or I can get others involved

I shall leave that to your discretion...•°*

I have my special stirrer ready

Sounds like a Ladle! "

Nobody has called it that before

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git! "

They tell me I'm hard work usually

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

I'm sure we shall allow you to muddy the sterile nectars of the Nocturnal Lounge with your filthy-filth!

·

Ladies it's ok, filthy ones are allowed now. Although I don’t know if I'm only allowed to be filthy myself or I can get others involved

I shall leave that to your discretion...•°*

I have my special stirrer ready

Sounds like a Ladle!

·

Nobody has called it that before "

Ladles and Genital-men, PD has a special stirrer! †

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY "someone watching me" Rockwell, "

I think I prefer the more haunting 'Every breath you take' by the police.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually "

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Wallis Warfield American socialite was born in 1896, later married Edward who abdicated the throne

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

I'm sure we shall allow you to muddy the sterile nectars of the Nocturnal Lounge with your filthy-filth!

·

Ladies it's ok, filthy ones are allowed now. Although I don’t know if I'm only allowed to be filthy myself or I can get others involved

I shall leave that to your discretion...•°*

I have my special stirrer ready

Sounds like a Ladle!

·

Nobody has called it that before

Ladles and Genital-men, PD has a special stirrer! † "

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY "someone watching me" Rockwell,

I think I prefer the more haunting 'Every breath you take' by the police. "

me too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!"

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Wallis Warfield American socialite was born in 1896, later married Edward who abdicated the throne"

Just the facts, ma'am, just the fax.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy"

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening "

Wahey!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening "

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!"

Almost 6 years now

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening "
ooh kinky, xo

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening "

Well that sound fun.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

Almost 6 years now"

With •hard• labour?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

Wahey! "

Woop woop!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau! "

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening ooh kinky, xo"

Evening cowboy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

Well that sound fun. "

It was darling. And a very good evening to you Sir

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone "

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pervette here reporting from the Valleys

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him? "

Awww that’s so lovely of you. And very uncharacteristic might I add. Especially after that comment I made to you on last nights noc

What has darling PD been up to then? Does he need a smacked arse the same as you Nero?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

Almost 6 years now

With •hard• labour? "

There's some ladies that would say I've given them a hard time

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him? "

Nobody can tame me Nero

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain

You are a raggy doll. My kind of raggy doll. "

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Pervette here reporting from the Valleys "

Good evening SuperShy! You report so well. Have you ventured out this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him?

Awww that’s so lovely of you. And very uncharacteristic might I add. Especially after that comment I made to you on last nights noc

What has darling PD been up to then? Does he need a smacked arse the same as you Nero? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening "

Lucky you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him?

Awww that’s so lovely of you. And very uncharacteristic might I add. Especially after that comment I made to you on last nights noc

What has darling PD been up to then? Does he need a smacked arse the same as you Nero? "

I definitely don't need a smacked arse

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

Well that sound fun.

It was darling. And a very good evening to you Sir "

Thank you. It has been.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

Lucky you "

Thank you darling. Hope you’re ok this evening?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Pervette here reporting from the Valleys

Good evening SuperShy! You report so well. Have you ventured out this evening?"

She spelt pervertee wrong

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him?

Awww that’s so lovely of you. And very uncharacteristic might I add. Especially after that comment I made to you on last nights noc

What has darling PD been up to then? Does he need a smacked arse the same as you Nero?

I definitely don't need a smacked arse "

Don’t worry. It’s just Nero that does. I’m sure you’ve been very well behaved

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

Almost 6 years now

With •hard• labour?

There's some ladies that would say I've given them a hard time "

List please. It's a long list like a cargo manifest. We need proof!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him?

Awww that’s so lovely of you. And very uncharacteristic might I add. Especially after that comment I made to you on last nights noc

What has darling PD been up to then? Does he need a smacked arse the same as you Nero?

I definitely don't need a smacked arse

Don’t worry. It’s just Nero that does. I’m sure you’ve been very well behaved "

Oh I'm never well behaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain

You are a raggy doll. My kind of raggy doll.

·

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective "

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

Almost 6 years now

With •hard• labour?

There's some ladies that would say I've given them a hard time

List please. It's a long list like a cargo manifest. We need proof! "

It's not a long one, they hang around for a bit

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello all "

They're not tåmê! They're wildatheart500. Good evening!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

Almost 6 years now

With •hard• labour?

There's some ladies that would say I've given them a hard time

List please. It's a long list like a cargo manifest. We need proof!

It's not a long one, they hang around for a bit "

I need to move to Wales...and puff the magic Welsh dragon.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

Well that sound fun.

It was darling. And a very good evening to you Sir

Thank you. It has been. "

I’m very glad to hear it darling

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him?

Awww that’s so lovely of you. And very uncharacteristic might I add. Especially after that comment I made to you on last nights noc

What has darling PD been up to then? Does he need a smacked arse the same as you Nero?

I definitely don't need a smacked arse

Don’t worry. It’s just Nero that does. I’m sure you’ve been very well behaved

Oh I'm never well behaved "

That makes 2 of us

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain

You are a raggy doll. My kind of raggy doll.

·

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear. "

What, Swedish?!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain

You are a raggy doll. My kind of raggy doll.

·

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?! "

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain

You are a raggy doll. My kind of raggy doll.

·

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however."

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

Almost 6 years now

With •hard• labour?

There's some ladies that would say I've given them a hard time

List please. It's a long list like a cargo manifest. We need proof!

It's not a long one, they hang around for a bit

I need to move to Wales...and puff the magic Welsh dragon."

I've just licked the Welsh, never thought about puffing on them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

Almost 6 years now

With •hard• labour?

There's some ladies that would say I've given them a hard time

List please. It's a long list like a cargo manifest. We need proof!

It's not a long one, they hang around for a bit

I need to move to Wales...and puff the magic Welsh dragon.

I've just licked the Welsh, never thought about puffing on them "

What do we taste of?!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain

You are a raggy doll. My kind of raggy doll.

·

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend "

Don’t Rush-ian those delicious drinks

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him?

Awww that’s so lovely of you. And very uncharacteristic might I add. Especially after that comment I made to you on last nights noc

What has darling PD been up to then? Does he need a smacked arse the same as you Nero?

I definitely don't need a smacked arse

Don’t worry. It’s just Nero that does. I’m sure you’ve been very well behaved

Oh I'm never well behaved

That makes 2 of us "

There's definitely more than 2 of us here

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Evening felicitations PísceanDreàm. This is the sensible corner of the lounge. There are no such perverts° of any form in the Snúg Bàr!

Does this mean I'll get thrown out?

Guess I'm out too then

I think the bars takings will be very low

It's a free bar. It can't get any lower unless you're doing the Lambada!

Is there toga limbo? Tell me there's toga limbo!

There.is.toga.limbo.

Yeeesss!!

Your lovers tell me that you're easily pleased.

You jammy git!

They tell me I'm hard work usually

It's only your ears that are floppy! Everything else is a hard phallus'cy!

I blame my mum from grabbing them when I was a naughty boy

You're incorrigible PD. You've been in the Welsh valleys for faaar too loooong!

Almost 6 years now

With •hard• labour?

There's some ladies that would say I've given them a hard time

List please. It's a long list like a cargo manifest. We need proof!

It's not a long one, they hang around for a bit

I need to move to Wales...and puff the magic Welsh dragon.

I've just licked the Welsh, never thought about puffing on them

What do we taste of?! "

It has varied quite a bit

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø and nocturnal twonks. Today I left my keys in the car, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost the plot. I worked on a crappy old student laptop (slowly) and then went to the gym and put the world to rights with my PT. Great start to a busy week

Good evening KC² my . It's always a perpetual delight to hear about your nightly news. Were you scatty before marriage or after neonatal activities?

Only after my oestrogen was smashed into recession by a chemical cosh, Nerø. Menopause brain

You are a raggy doll. My kind of raggy doll.

·

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend "

Bravo, KC²!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

High definition photos or it didn't happen. Good evening Le Petit Oiseau!

Later for the photos…

But kisses all round. I’ve missed everyone

We've all missed you too. Especially PísceanDreàm - he's been a little terror on the Noc'. Can you please tame him?

Awww that’s so lovely of you. And very uncharacteristic might I add. Especially after that comment I made to you on last nights noc

What has darling PD been up to then? Does he need a smacked arse the same as you Nero?

I definitely don't need a smacked arse

Don’t worry. It’s just Nero that does. I’m sure you’ve been very well behaved

Oh I'm never well behaved

That makes 2 of us

There's definitely more than 2 of us here "

Oh I know that

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend

Don’t Rush-ian those delicious drinks "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

Or Pervettes? "

Lady Jennie says Pervettes and I'm not going to argue with her ladyship lol

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"...

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend

Don’t Rush-ian those delicious drinks "

I think I need to Scotch all this talk of vodka.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all "

Hello and good evening dear LisåB45!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pervette here reporting from the Valleys

Good evening SuperShy! You report so well. Have you ventured out this evening?

She spelt pervertee wrong "

I didn't want to be a pervertee

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"...

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend

Don’t Rush-ian those delicious drinks

I think I need to Scotch all this talk of vodka. "

You'll just have to gin and bear it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"...

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend

Don’t Rush-ian those delicious drinks

I think I need to Scotch all this talk of vodka.

You'll just have to gin and bear it."

Oh do stop wine-ing, man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

Lucky you

Thank you darling. Hope you’re ok this evening? "

Emotional and tired after a flight back

But getting there thank you lovely

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

Or Pervettes?

Lady Jennie says Pervettes and I'm not going to argue with her ladyship lol "

Even though it's pervertees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to say thank you to Bill and Nero for the fan a/c suggestion last week. I got it, it's magic. Agoraphobia and heatwave are not a good combination and my room has dropped from 42degrees at its hottest to a more comfortable 30

So thank you xx

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"...

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend

Don’t Rush-ian those delicious drinks

I think I need to Scotch all this talk of vodka.

You'll just have to gin and bear it.

Oh do stop wine-ing, man!"

He's just champagne-ing at the bit

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I just want to say thank you to Bill and Nero for the fan a/c suggestion last week. I got it, it's magic. Agoraphobia and heatwave are not a good combination and my room has dropped from 42degrees at its hottest to a more comfortable 30

So thank you xx

"

You're moist welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back, thirst quenched, now to walk the dog. Why do I never meet any other fabsters walking their hounds?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"...

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend

Don’t Rush-ian those delicious drinks

I think I need to Scotch all this talk of vodka.

You'll just have to gin and bear it.

Oh do stop wine-ing, man!

He's just champagne-ing at the bit"

I've missed KC²'s humour. Indeed I've missed KC². Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Back, thirst quenched, now to walk the dog. Why do I never meet any other fabsters walking their hounds?"

·

______!______

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Back, thirst quenched, now to walk the dog. Why do I never meet any other fabsters walking their hounds?

·

______!______"

You go to the wrong dogging spots

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

Lucky you

Thank you darling. Hope you’re ok this evening?

Emotional and tired after a flight back

But getting there thank you lovely "

I’m glad to hear that you’re back lovely. And please just get some rest xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. I’m a little late… I’ve been rather tied up this evening

Lucky you

Thank you darling. Hope you’re ok this evening?

Emotional and tired after a flight back

But getting there thank you lovely

I’m glad to hear that you’re back lovely. And please just get some rest xx"

Kind and caring words. X

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"I just want to say thank you to Bill and Nero for the fan a/c suggestion last week. I got it, it's magic. Agoraphobia and heatwave are not a good combination and my room has dropped from 42degrees at its hottest to a more comfortable 30

So thank you xx

"

wanna let me borrow it ? We are at 103 today

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"...

I'm an absolute mess from a women's health perspective

You're an Absolut™ Vodka in every other department I hear.

What, Swedish?!

To start off with. Allow me to Finnish, however.

Absolutely Nor-way, my friend

Don’t Rush-ian those delicious drinks

I think I need to Scotch all this talk of vodka.

You'll just have to gin and bear it.

Oh do stop wine-ing, man!

He's just champagne-ing at the bit

I've missed KC²'s humour. Indeed I've missed KC². Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."

^^^He's a Rum 'un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

Or Pervettes?

Lady Jennie says Pervettes and I'm not going to argue with her ladyship lol

Even though it's pervertees? "

I don't follow trends lol

Plus Pervettes wear rara skirts and kick high

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

Or Pervettes?

Lady Jennie says Pervettes and I'm not going to argue with her ladyship lol

Even though it's pervertees?

I don't follow trends lol

Plus Pervettes wear rara skirts and kick high "

Oh, that was them at the Radio City Music Hall back in the '40s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to say thank you to Bill and Nero for the fan a/c suggestion last week. I got it, it's magic. Agoraphobia and heatwave are not a good combination and my room has dropped from 42degrees at its hottest to a more comfortable 30

So thank you xx

wanna let me borrow it ? We are at 103 today "

So my room was 107!!!!!! No wonder I felt ill

Bill it's got a water compartment, colour light i can change colours, remote control. I feel like lady muck lol

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

P.s. 103 = 39.4444

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening perverts and pervertees

Pevertees?

Or Pervettes?

Lady Jennie says Pervettes and I'm not going to argue with her ladyship lol

Even though it's pervertees?

I don't follow trends lol

Plus Pervettes wear rara skirts and kick high

Oh, that was them at the Radio City Music Hall back in the '40s "

Hey Vina, you get it lol

Xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"I just want to say thank you to Bill and Nero for the fan a/c suggestion last week. I got it, it's magic. Agoraphobia and heatwave are not a good combination and my room has dropped from 42degrees at its hottest to a more comfortable 30

So thank you xx

wanna let me borrow it ? We are at 103 today

So my room was 107!!!!!! No wonder I felt ill

Bill it's got a water compartment, colour light i can change colours, remote control. I feel like lady muck lol"

as long as it keeps you cool,

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