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"This is what wands are for And hands "My hand doesn't vibrate though. | |||
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"This is what wands are for And hands
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"A hot stranger? Absolutely! Though I would be pretty astounded at the offer and be wondering what the hell the catch was going to be! " I’d at least want her name. what else am I going to moan into her ear? | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it. "You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl! | |||
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"A hot stranger? Absolutely! Though I would be pretty astounded at the offer and be wondering what the hell the catch was going to be! I’d at least want her name. what else am I going to moan into her ear? " Oh don't say her name!!! | |||
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"Sleepy, sore, feel like I’m melting cause I took all my pain killers at once Yes I’d accept, yolo " And this is why you're a true lady. Not one of these witches with their wands! | |||
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"A hot stranger? Absolutely! Though I would be pretty astounded at the offer and be wondering what the hell the catch was going to be! I’d at least want her name. what else am I going to moan into her ear? Oh don't say her name!!! " You change it enough… I’d probably get it wrong anyway!!! | |||
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"A hot stranger? Absolutely! Though I would be pretty astounded at the offer and be wondering what the hell the catch was going to be! I’d at least want her name. what else am I going to moan into her ear? Oh don't say her name!!! " Oh but it's fine for you to say don't stop brucey! | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity "There's a few that operate on belief that isn't fact based. May as well reason with the wall. That's a minority though. | |||
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"Sleepy, sore, feel like I’m melting cause I took all my pain killers at once Yes I’d accept, yolo And this is why you're a true lady. Not one of these witches with their wands! "Hey! don't knock wands until you tried one. I got a wand, am I a wizard? | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
There's a few that operate on belief that isn't fact based. May as well reason with the wall. That's a minority though."The wall would be better conversation! | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity "Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations. 
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"Nah I'd phone a friend. I know they'd sort me out!! " Id call you and ask you to talk me through your knicker drawer….. smashed it!! | |||
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"A hot stranger? Absolutely! Though I would be pretty astounded at the offer and be wondering what the hell the catch was going to be! I’d at least want her name. what else am I going to moan into her ear? Oh don't say her name!!! " Yeah, I don’t think I moan their name to them, so that wouldn’t be an issue | |||
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"Sleepy, sore, feel like I’m melting cause I took all my pain killers at once Yes I’d accept, yolo And this is why you're a true lady. Not one of these witches with their wands!
Hey! don't knock wands until you tried one. I got a wand, am I a wizard?"You're a WHATtTT?! | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
There's a few that operate on belief that isn't fact based. May as well reason with the wall. That's a minority though.
The wall would be better conversation!"I was reading that chat and knew it mess up my equanimity so kept out. | |||
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"Sleepy, sore, feel like I’m melting cause I took all my pain killers at once Yes I’d accept, yolo And this is why you're a true lady. Not one of these witches with their wands!
Hey! don't knock wands until you tried one. I got a wand, am I a wizard?
You're a WHATtTT?!"What can I say, 10/10 and I didn't have to go to hogwarts or diagon alley for it | |||
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"This is what wands are for And hands
My hand doesn't vibrate though.
LB's mind does though "Only 100% of the time
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"This is what wands are for And hands
My hand doesn't vibrate though.
LB's mind does though
Only 100% of the time
* no hands required "Can you....can you give yourself telekinesis orgasms? | |||
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"A hot stranger? Absolutely! Though I would be pretty astounded at the offer and be wondering what the hell the catch was going to be! I’d at least want her name. what else am I going to moan into her ear? Oh don't say her name!!! Yeah, I don’t think I moan their name to them, so that wouldn’t be an issue " But what if I wanted you to? | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
There's a few that operate on belief that isn't fact based. May as well reason with the wall. That's a minority though.
The wall would be better conversation!"You ok JB? | |||
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"This is what wands are for And hands
My hand doesn't vibrate though.
LB's mind does though
Only 100% of the time
* no hands required
Can you....can you give yourself telekinesis orgasms?"I’m a wizard, Harry  | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity "Ermm is this about me?! | |||
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"Can you define private for me? Are we talking reduced visibility like an Ibiza foam party or do we mean back at her gaff? In which case we are no longer strangers right? I just want to get the facts straight before forming a conclusion. " So I was thinking more trying on clothes in a multi sex changing room and then getting a knock on the door. But they're hot. Those kinda vibes ya feel me? | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
"Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph "How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose! | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose! "Here for the bromance! | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Ermm is this about me?!"Don't worry, you're more than alright | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
Here for the bromance! "He's a silly sausage but you can't help but love the lil scamp can ya?! | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
Here for the bromance! "Touching, isn't it | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
Here for the bromance!
Touching, isn't it"Oh there's touching? | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph "I didn’t even read the 1st one. I just skipped to anyone I want to bump uglies with 
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
Here for the bromance!
Touching, isn't it
Oh there's touching? "That's got your interest | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
Here for the bromance!
Touching, isn't it
Oh there's touching? "Nah that would be PD but he plays hard to get the tease! | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose! "I did read the original post! Just not all of it  | |||
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"A hot stranger? Absolutely! Though I would be pretty astounded at the offer and be wondering what the hell the catch was going to be! I’d at least want her name. what else am I going to moan into her ear? Oh don't say her name!!! Yeah, I don’t think I moan their name to them, so that wouldn’t be an issue But what if I wanted you to?" Haha, well ok then, as it’s you! X | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
I did read the original post! Just not all of it "How are you threads aren't up your street? | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
Here for the bromance!
Touching, isn't it
Oh there's touching?
Nah that would be PD but he plays hard to get the tease!"My penis has literally never shrunk so fast | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
I didn’t even read the 1st one. I just skipped to anyone I want to bump uglies with
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
I did read the original post! Just not all of it
How are you threads aren't up your street? "I thought that was just to get them in the door before you asked what you really wanted to know. You have previous! | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
I did read the original post! Just not all of it
How are you threads aren't up your street?
I thought that was just to get them in the door before you asked what you really wanted to know. You have previous! "It was. Again, paragraph 2 | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
I did read the original post! Just not all of it
How are you threads aren't up your street?
I thought that was just to get them in the door before you asked what you really wanted to know. You have previous! "Some threads stay on the rails, others go boldly where no man or woman has gone before | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!"Have you seen some of them on here Brucey? | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
I did read the original post! Just not all of it
How are you threads aren't up your street?
I thought that was just to get them in the door before you asked what you really wanted to know. You have previous!
It was. Again, paragraph 2 "Fiiine! No, wouldn't fuck a hot stranger because I need a connection to have sex because I'm a saddo. Happy? | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey? "I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?' | |||
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"Mostly fine but think I need a break from the forums because it's making me lose faith in humanity
Joe. Ignore the noise, and behind it there are symphonies and good conversations.
Thanks Woody, you're right and there are plenty of other threads that are funny and flirty and more up my street. Also, I should apologize to Brucey for derailing his thread because I totally didn't read his second paragraph
How do you know this thread isn't up your street if you didn't read the original post you silly goose!
I did read the original post! Just not all of it
How are you threads aren't up your street?
I thought that was just to get them in the door before you asked what you really wanted to know. You have previous!
It was. Again, paragraph 2
Fiiine! No, wouldn't fuck a hot stranger because I need a connection to have sex because I'm a saddo. Happy? "Nah actually that makes me pretty sad | |||
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"How quickly? I don't rush sex Brucey "Even with me? You absolute sweetheart we can take out time.... | |||
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"Stranger sex has no appeal." A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'"Christ. Even I went dry then | |||
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"How quickly? I don't rush sex Brucey
Even with me? You absolute sweetheart we can take out time...."You said with a hot stranger
No offense but I feel we've interacted quite a bit in the forums and I don't think you're hot
I'd be that quick it would be like it didn't happen | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted?" Likely not. It'd be quicker doing it myself. | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Christ. Even I went dry then " | |||
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"How quickly? I don't rush sex Brucey
Even with me? You absolute sweetheart we can take out time....
You said with a hot stranger
No offense but I feel we've interacted quite a bit in the forums and I don't think you're hot
I'd be that quick it would be like it didn't happen "It's ok man I like you but I don't really want that protein either | |||
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"How quickly? I don't rush sex Brucey
Even with me? You absolute sweetheart we can take out time....
You said with a hot stranger
No offense but I feel we've interacted quite a bit in the forums and I don't think you're hot
I'd be that quick it would be like it didn't happen
It's ok man I like you but I don't really want that protein either "Thank god, I really hate dissapointing people | |||
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"Can you define private for me? Are we talking reduced visibility like an Ibiza foam party or do we mean back at her gaff? In which case we are no longer strangers right? I just want to get the facts straight before forming a conclusion. So I was thinking more trying on clothes in a multi sex changing room and then getting a knock on the door. But they're hot. Those kinda vibes ya feel me? " Ahh thanks... All about context. If it's like a Mr Benn scenario and she's in a witches costume with a wand. I can see that happening. | |||
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"Can you define private for me? Are we talking reduced visibility like an Ibiza foam party or do we mean back at her gaff? In which case we are no longer strangers right? I just want to get the facts straight before forming a conclusion. So I was thinking more trying on clothes in a multi sex changing room and then getting a knock on the door. But they're hot. Those kinda vibes ya feel me? Ahh thanks... All about context. If it's like a Mr Benn scenario and she's in a witches costume with a wand. I can see that happening." I mean sure if witches are your thing! I remember being turned on by Sarah Jessica Parker in the original hocus pocus...shudder at the thought now. | |||
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"How quickly? I don't rush sex Brucey
Even with me? You absolute sweetheart we can take out time....
You said with a hot stranger
No offense but I feel we've interacted quite a bit in the forums and I don't think you're hot
I'd be that quick it would be like it didn't happen
It's ok man I like you but I don't really want that protein either
Thank god, I really hate dissapointing people "I'm disappointed | |||
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"How quickly? I don't rush sex Brucey
Even with me? You absolute sweetheart we can take out time....
You said with a hot stranger
No offense but I feel we've interacted quite a bit in the forums and I don't think you're hot
I'd be that quick it would be like it didn't happen
It's ok man I like you but I don't really want that protein either
Thank god, I really hate dissapointing people
I'm disappointed "When are you not though? | |||
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"How quickly? I don't rush sex Brucey
Even with me? You absolute sweetheart we can take out time....
You said with a hot stranger
No offense but I feel we've interacted quite a bit in the forums and I don't think you're hot
I'd be that quick it would be like it didn't happen
It's ok man I like you but I don't really want that protein either
Thank god, I really hate dissapointing people
I'm disappointed "You can have the protein | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'"Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot! | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot! "Jesus you can just say I'm ugly already! | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot! "FAF? | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF? "Yes | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes"Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset "Nah fuck boo | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo "I'm already getting the helicopter ready | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted?" Its a bold move guaranteeing the orgasm, Bruce... 
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted? Its a bold move guaranteeing the orgasm, Bruce...
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
I'm already getting the helicopter ready "Arrive naked and ready please | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo "Already offered to take you for a Happy Meal ages ago. | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted? Its a bold move guaranteeing the orgasm, Bruce...
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I can only go by my history!"This is like a "Satisfaction guaranteed or a full refund!" moment haha
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
Already offered to take you for a Happy Meal ages ago."The problem is it would very much feel like an unhappy meal company provided ya know.... | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
I'm already getting the helicopter ready
Arrive naked and ready please "Not even my toga? It's still fresh smelling | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted? Its a bold move guaranteeing the orgasm, Bruce...
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I can only go by my history!
This is like a "Satisfaction guaranteed or a full refund!" moment haha
Mrs"Pretty much! Only the refund is ya know....leave? | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted?" I’m good - lovely day of recovering post weekend festival. And I would have accepted. Obvs. | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted? I’m good - lovely day of recovering post weekend festival. And I would have accepted. Obvs. " I forgot what this thread was about until then | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted? I’m good - lovely day of recovering post weekend festival. And I would have accepted. Obvs. I forgot what this thread was about until then "In essence I’m saying “fuck me please Bruce” | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted? I’m good - lovely day of recovering post weekend festival. And I would have accepted. Obvs. I forgot what this thread was about until then
In essence I’m saying “fuck me please Bruce”"Which guys don't you say that too?! | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
I'm already getting the helicopter ready
Arrive naked and ready please
Not even my toga? It's still fresh smelling "I'd be worried for your safety with the wind from the helicopter blades started up if you was wearing that | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
Already offered to take you for a Happy Meal ages ago.
The problem is it would very much feel like an unhappy meal company provided ya know...."Stop being a bitch you know you want to come McDonald's with me. | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
I'm already getting the helicopter ready
Arrive naked and ready please
Not even my toga? It's still fresh smelling
I'd be worried for your safety with the wind from the helicopter blades started up if you was wearing that "It blows downward wind so I'm safe, I've never been tempted to go above the blades when they're spinning | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
I'm already getting the helicopter ready
Arrive naked and ready please
Not even my toga? It's still fresh smelling
I'd be worried for your safety with the wind from the helicopter blades started up if you was wearing that
It blows downward wind so I'm safe, I've never been tempted to go above the blades when they're spinning "Why do people's clothes get pulled up then by the wind from a helicopter if that's the case? Hence why they tell you to avoid wearing loose or baggy clothing as it can pull them upwards to the rota blades? | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
Already offered to take you for a Happy Meal ages ago.
The problem is it would very much feel like an unhappy meal company provided ya know....
Stop being a bitch you know you want to come McDonald's with me. "I mean I don't want to go to McDonald's even with the favourites ya know...so... | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
I'm already getting the helicopter ready
Arrive naked and ready please
Not even my toga? It's still fresh smelling
I'd be worried for your safety with the wind from the helicopter blades started up if you was wearing that
It blows downward wind so I'm safe, I've never been tempted to go above the blades when they're spinning
Why do people's clothes get pulled up then by the wind from a helicopter if that's the case?
Hence why they tell you to avoid wearing loose or baggy clothing as it can pull them upwards to the rota blades? "That's the air bouncing off the ground and back up, my toga isn't that long | |||
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"Simple answer - No Standards Brucey, Standards! If I wanted that I'd pay for it.
You'd rather pay than have it for free? Boo your brain sometimes girl!
Have you seen some of them on here Brucey?
I said a hot stranger, so close your eyes and imagine me for example boo. I promise I won't say 'you like that boo? Is it doing it for a you-hoo boo boo?'
Your hot and my hot are two totally different types of hot!
FAF?
Yes
Don't tell Brucey, he will be upset
Nah fuck boo
I'm already getting the helicopter ready
Arrive naked and ready please
Not even my toga? It's still fresh smelling
I'd be worried for your safety with the wind from the helicopter blades started up if you was wearing that
It blows downward wind so I'm safe, I've never been tempted to go above the blades when they're spinning
Why do people's clothes get pulled up then by the wind from a helicopter if that's the case?
Hence why they tell you to avoid wearing loose or baggy clothing as it can pull them upwards to the rota blades?
That's the air bouncing off the ground and back up, my toga isn't that long "Well if you're poking out the bottom even better | |||
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"But how is everyone? Good days? How are you all? And would you take an orgasm from a hot stranger if you were at your peak horniest. The most horny you have ever been. Hot stranger, orgasm in private quickly. Would you have accepted? I’m good - lovely day of recovering post weekend festival. And I would have accepted. Obvs. I forgot what this thread was about until then
In essence I’m saying “fuck me please Bruce”
Which guys don't you say that too?! "Maybe one on the forum. He knows who he is. | |||
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