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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

You've definitely missed something off the list Grumpy

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Boring choice but I’ll take giant heap of bacon and 4 slices of heavily buttered toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

"

You've missed put haggis and tattie scone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk"

AND SOME FUCKING HAGGIS

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk"

I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You've definitely missed something off the list Grumpy "

I'll have you first obvs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk

I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ?? "

Bloody lovely is what it is lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Boring choice but I’ll take giant heap of bacon and 4 slices of heavily buttered toast "

Noubt wrong with that at all dude

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep

X3 bacon x2 sausage baked beans x2 hash browns mushrooms. X1 piece of fried bread. X 2 toast x1 fried egg. Some scrambled egg. Them little bits of potato. Cuppa tea and an orange juice. I say this when I haven't had a fry up for well over a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk

I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ?? "

Potato scone!!!!

Aw man it’s brilliant. Beautiful yet simple. Fucking amazing. Nothing better than a scrambled egg, lorne and tattie scone roll which is lathered in butter

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For me:

1. Sausage

2. Bacon

3. Liver

4. Fried Eggs

5. Fried bread

6. Fried tomatoes

Phwoar!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1

2

3

4

7

11

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I so need to cook you breakfast one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And white toast and butter

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk

AND SOME FUCKING HAGGIS"

My apologies yes

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"1

2

3

4

7

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This is the exact brekkie I’m having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk

AND SOME FUCKING HAGGIS

My apologies yes "

Hope you’re taking notes for when I stay over

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce "

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need some plantain and some fried dumplings in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies "

Fucking racist dude

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By *unter212gazMan
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

I'm easy... as long as someone else's wife is serving it up I'm happy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"X3 bacon x2 sausage baked beans x2 hash browns mushrooms. X1 piece of fried bread. X 2 toast x1 fried egg. Some scrambled egg. Them little bits of potato. Cuppa tea and an orange juice. I say this when I haven't had a fry up for well over a year. "

Tis cool it's a divisise topic haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk

I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ??

Bloody lovely is what it is lol"

Well you cook it for me one day then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies

Fucking racist dude"

And some irn bru to wash it down

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

This is a most wonderful thread, oh Grumpmeister. My choices would be:

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried Egg

69... Bloody Mary, hold the celery!

This is the alternative match-making thread. I like. Very much. A lot, in fact.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk

AND SOME FUCKING HAGGIS

My apologies yes

Hope you’re taking notes for when I stay over"

I've added it to my Samsung notes section so I can't forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies

Fucking racist dude

And some irn bru to wash it down "

That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies

Fucking racist dude

And some irn bru to wash it down

That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru "

You cooking?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We need some plantain and some fried dumplings in there"

My housemate fries Plantain and they are lovely tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

"

1

2

4

8

11

12

13 fried in butter.

14

15 fried with runny yolk.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk

I don't know what a Tattie Scone is oops .. I'm guessing it's a potatoey thing ??

Potato scone!!!!

Aw man it’s brilliant. Beautiful yet simple. Fucking amazing. Nothing better than a scrambled egg, lorne and tattie scone roll which is lathered in butter"

Are you cooking or me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

5.... Coffee

7.... Hash Browns

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried Egg

Thankyou.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

You left out banana!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies

Fucking racist dude"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"For me:

1. Sausage

2. Bacon

3. Liver

4. Fried Eggs

5. Fried bread

6. Fried tomatoes

Phwoar! "

Liver ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You left out banana! "

You'll be adding museli next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies

Fucking racist dude

And some irn bru to wash it down

That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru

You cooking? "

I don’t cook

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This is a most wonderful thread, oh Grumpmeister. My choices would be:

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried Egg

69... Bloody Mary, hold the celery!

This is the alternative match-making thread. I like. Very much. A lot, in fact. "

I should have thought of this being the ultimate matchmaking thread haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You left out banana! "

Wtf?! Aye he did, for a good reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies

Fucking racist dude

And some irn bru to wash it down

That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru

You cooking?

I don’t cook "

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

Sausage

Hash brown

Chips

Beans

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

This is

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

11... Beans

12... Fried Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

15... Fried Egg

16... Fried Banana

That's better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1,2,3,5,7,9,11,13, 14,15

Tattie scone and haggis

Brown sauce

My apologies for omitting the Scottish delicacies

Fucking racist dude

And some irn bru to wash it down

That’s not even an option in my house, seeing as all my husband drinks is irn bru and all I drink is water. So you’re either having water or irn bru

You cooking?

I don’t cook

Oh well "

My husband does though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

1

2

4

8

11

12

13 fried in butter.

14

15 fried with runny yolk."

Damn almost perfect except for the Mushrooms

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"You left out banana!

You'll be adding museli next "

Fried banana! I'm from Africa! It's essentiala

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

5.... Coffee

7.... Hash Browns

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried Egg

Thankyou.

"

Again almost perfect apart from the Mushrooms

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You left out banana! "

Banana??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bacon

Sausage

Hash brown

Chips

Beans

"

Fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

5.... Coffee

7.... Hash Browns

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried Egg

Thankyou.

Again almost perfect apart from the Mushrooms "

Mushrooms are lush.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"You left out banana!

Wtf?! Aye he did, for a good reason!"

Dont you wtf me, young woman! Fried, caramelized banana goes beautifully with a fried breakfast.

It also goes well with bacon and a ton of garlic on pizza.

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By *andN2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Got to be….

Scrambled egg

Beans

Square sausage

Haggis

Potato scone

Bacon

Toast

Tea

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

5.... Coffee

7.... Hash Browns

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried Egg

Thankyou.

Again almost perfect apart from the Mushrooms

Mushrooms are lush. "

Tbf I do seem to be in a minority that doesn't like them

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

I witnessed a friend consuming waffles with bananas and bacon on it covered in maple syrup....so maybe bananas should be in the list

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Fresh orange juice, bowl of cereal,fruit, yogurt and honey or melon and water melon slices or fruit salad / 2 eggs to dip in, 3 crispy bacon , 1 or 2 sausage if good quality, 2 grilled tomatoes, two or three portobelo mushrooms, 3 slices of toast (2 with breakfast, 1 after with orange marmalade), coffee, almond croisant, slice of apple or marble cake.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"You've definitely missed something off the list Grumpy

I'll have you first obvs "

Such a gentleman

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect fry is a fried egg, beans, grilled tomatoes, fried bread, sausages, black pudding, white pudding, crispy smoked bacon, hash brown, buttered soft white bread. And a cup of tea or orange juice depending on how I'm feeling.

Fuck I'm staaaarving now. I love a fry. One of my fave meals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Square sausage, 2 bacon crispy fat none of that rubbery nonsense, potato bread, beans, hash brown and a slice of buttered toast with a bottle of water or smooth OJ

Forgot the poached egg, runny yolk

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I witnessed a friend consuming waffles with bananas and bacon on it covered in maple syrup....so maybe bananas should be in the list "

Fabulous!!

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

M.I.A. - tatty bread, soda bread, pancake, white pudding, red pudding, hog pudding, fruit pudding, haggis, boxty, square sausage, fried/grilled tomatoes, poached eggs, veggy roll (ironically meaty.), Laverbread, potato waffles, I'm sure there's loads more.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

6 hashbrowns

2 more hashbrowns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this an all day breakfast?

2 Sausages. 2 Bacon. 1 Fried egg. 26 hash browns. Beans. 1/2 Grilled tomato. 1?Plum tomato from a tin. A few Fried mushrooms. Slice of Black pudding. 1 slice of white toasted bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I witnessed a friend consuming waffles with bananas and bacon on it covered in maple syrup....so maybe bananas should be in the list

Fabulous!! "

Banana and Bacon panini.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

7.... Hash Browns

9.... Black Pudding

11... Beans

13... Mushrooms

15... Scrambled Egg

"

That should do it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I witnessed a friend consuming waffles with bananas and bacon on it covered in maple syrup....so maybe bananas should be in the list "

Tbf I'd give that a go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You've definitely missed something off the list Grumpy

I'll have you first obvs

Such a gentleman "

Always

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My perfect fry is a fried egg, beans, grilled tomatoes, fried bread, sausages, black pudding, white pudding, crispy smoked bacon, hash brown, buttered soft white bread. And a cup of tea or orange juice depending on how I'm feeling.

Fuck I'm staaaarving now. I love a fry. One of my fave meals. "

Oooh so close

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Square sausage, 2 bacon crispy fat none of that rubbery nonsense, potato bread, beans, hash brown and a slice of buttered toast with a bottle of water or smooth OJ

Forgot the poached egg, runny yolk "

Water for Breakfast Spurs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

2 poached eggs, rindless bacon, fresh grilled tomatoes, boiled mushrooms, Cumberland sausage, baked beans.

2 slices of brown bread with just a thin smear of butter on the side.

Nice cup of strong tea.

Followed by 2 more slice's of toast we nice strong marmalade on top.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M.I.A. - tatty bread, soda bread, pancake, white pudding, red pudding, hog pudding, fruit pudding, haggis, boxty, square sausage, fried/grilled tomatoes, poached eggs, veggy roll (ironically meaty.), Laverbread, potato waffles, I'm sure there's loads more. "

What's Boxty lol ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"6 hashbrowns

2 more hashbrowns.

"

Can't argue with this tbf

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is this an all day breakfast?

2 Sausages. 2 Bacon. 1 Fried egg. 26 hash browns. Beans. 1/2 Grilled tomato. 1?Plum tomato from a tin. A few Fried mushrooms. Slice of Black pudding. 1 slice of white toasted bread. "

26 Hash Browns haha .. Agreed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

7.... Hash Browns

9.... Black Pudding

11... Beans

13... Mushrooms

15... Scrambled Egg

That should do it "

Haha good work Jennie

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

The only changes I'd make are no tea, no chips and add potato scones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"2 poached eggs, rindless bacon, fresh grilled tomatoes, boiled mushrooms, Cumberland sausage, baked beans.

2 slices of brown bread with just a thin smear of butter on the side.

Nice cup of strong tea.

Followed by 2 more slice's of toast we nice strong marmalade on top.

"

Again, apart from the Mushrooms bit , perfect

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Everything but 5, 8 10 and 11 please

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"M.I.A. - tatty bread, soda bread, pancake, white pudding, red pudding, hog pudding, fruit pudding, haggis, boxty, square sausage, fried/grilled tomatoes, poached eggs, veggy roll (ironically meaty.), Laverbread, potato waffles, I'm sure there's loads more.

What's Boxty lol ?? "

Traditional Irish potato pancake, there are many recipes but all contain finely grated, raw potatoes and all are served fried.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The only changes I'd make are no tea, no chips and add potato scones"

I so need to try these Potato Scone thingies

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Everything but 5, 8 10 and 11 please "

No Beans ??

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M.I.A. - tatty bread, soda bread, pancake, white pudding, red pudding, hog pudding, fruit pudding, haggis, boxty, square sausage, fried/grilled tomatoes, poached eggs, veggy roll (ironically meaty.), Laverbread, potato waffles, I'm sure there's loads more.

What's Boxty lol ??

Traditional Irish potato pancake, there are many recipes but all contain finely grated, raw potatoes and all are served fried."

Oh I'd munch that tbf

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Now haggis & tattie scone has been added the world is good

J x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now haggis & tattie scone has been added the world is good

J x"

Tattie Scone does sound very agreeable tbf

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Potato croquettes or potato waffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon, sausage, fried egg, tomato, garlic mushrooms, hash brown, beans, toast, coffee.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Now haggis & tattie scone has been added the world is good

J x

Tattie Scone does sound very agreeable tbf "

You can get them in supermarkets by the crumpets - potato scones. Lovely toasted & spread with real butter

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"Now haggis & tattie scone has been added the world is good

J x

Tattie Scone does sound very agreeable tbf

You can get them in supermarkets by the crumpets - potato scones. Lovely toasted & spread with real butter"

Toasted under the grill with a little butter on it to make it golden toasty then butterd again once they're cooked

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

"

That’s what I’m having.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Potato croquettes or potato waffles "

Waffles yes but Croquettes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bacon, sausage, fried egg, tomato, garlic mushrooms, hash brown, beans, toast, coffee. "

Again almost except for the Mushroom bit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

That’s what I’m having. "

Again, Mushrooms are just wrong but we all like different things

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

"

All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else

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By *allMeBeeMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

"

Never underestimate the business potential of fat, lazy vegetarians like me; get some Meat Free Richmonds and some This Isn't Bacon in the freezer, and I'd help you pay off your mortgage.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else "

I best get shopping then hey

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else

I best get shopping then hey "

Yes please. I’ve never had breakfast in bed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

Never underestimate the business potential of fat, lazy vegetarians like me; get some Meat Free Richmonds and some This Isn't Bacon in the freezer, and I'd help you pay off your mortgage. "

Well my rent needs paying in a couple of weeks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else

I best get shopping then hey

Yes please. I’ve never had breakfast in bed "

What ?? This needs rectifying then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages

Toast

Hash Brown

Beans

Chips

Thin Steak

Pancake with Maple Syrup

Apple Juice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sausages

Toast

Hash Brown

Beans

Chips

Thin Steak

Pancake with Maple Syrup

Apple Juice

"

Steak for Breakfast??

Savage

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else

I best get shopping then hey

Yes please. I’ve never had breakfast in bed

What ?? This needs rectifying then "

It does. I’ve never even been brought a cup of tea in bed. This is why I’m now single. They were all twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausages

Toast

Hash Brown

Beans

Chips

Thin Steak

Pancake with Maple Syrup

Apple Juice

Steak for Breakfast??

Savage "

It's a "thing" in many places

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

All of that double everything. Cooked by someone else

I best get shopping then hey

Yes please. I’ve never had breakfast in bed

What ?? This needs rectifying then

It does. I’ve never even been brought a cup of tea in bed. This is why I’m now single. They were all twats "

Wtf really?? Right I'm sorting this shit out right now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sausages

Toast

Hash Brown

Beans

Chips

Thin Steak

Pancake with Maple Syrup

Apple Juice

Steak for Breakfast??

Savage

It's a "thing" in many places "

At least you didn't say Mushrooms I suppose

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Sausages

Toast

Hash Brown

Beans

Chips

Thin Steak

Pancake with Maple Syrup

Apple Juice

Steak for Breakfast??

Savage

It's a "thing" in many places "

+ 2 eggs, optional hash brown and it's a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Square sausage, 2 bacon crispy fat none of that rubbery nonsense, potato bread, beans, hash brown and a slice of buttered toast with a bottle of water or smooth OJ

Forgot the poached egg, runny yolk

Water for Breakfast Spurs "

Oh eck yes, need to replenish those liquids lost. The brekkie takes care of the salts and carbs for kick starting the day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Square sausage, 2 bacon crispy fat none of that rubbery nonsense, potato bread, beans, hash brown and a slice of buttered toast with a bottle of water or smooth OJ

Forgot the poached egg, runny yolk

Water for Breakfast Spurs

Oh eck yes, need to replenish those liquids lost. The brekkie takes care of the salts and carbs for kick starting the day "

This is clearly where I went wrong yesterday then

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Ribeye steak and fried eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.... VEGAN baacon

2.... VEGAN Sausage

3.... Toast

5.... Coffee

7.... Hash Browns

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

16... Fried scrambled tofu

17... Roasted veggies

18... Ketchup

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Bacon

Fried egg

Sausages

Black pudding

Beans

Fried tomatoes

Fried bread

Mushroom

Fried potatoes

Orange juice

Coffee

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

1.... Bacon (back not streaky)

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

6.... Orange Juice (no bits)

7.... Hash Browns

11... Beans

13... Mushrooms

15... Scrambled Egg

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Are the toms grilled or oven roasted or tinned please?

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

2 x Bacon

3 x chipolata Sausage

1 x toast

1 x Black Pudding

Spicy Tomatoes

1 x poached or fried Egg

Mug of tea to wash it down

T

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Are the toms grilled or oven roasted or tinned please? "

Hopefully nobody will say tinned

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank goodness Mïdnïght isn't on this thread. That wench would have asked for everything Vegan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever Albert Schloss have on their breakfast menu

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Bacon, sausage, beans, hash browns, scrambled egg and black pudding, if I'm feeling it. Beans don't touch the egg or hash browns, ideally. White toast and loads of butter. Ketchup. And coffee.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

2,2,2,3,7,7,11,13,15 (scrambled),16 (ketchup) 4 & 6- Plus more 3 with jam

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Bacon

Sausage

Toast

Tea

Hash Browns

Black Pudding

Beans

Fried eggs

Tomato

Mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the toms grilled or oven roasted or tinned please?

Hopefully nobody will say tinned "

Wtf, my toms are defo tinned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank goodness Mïdnïght isn't on this thread. That wench would have asked for everything Vegan! "

And decaf Earl Gray

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Used to call at a cafe many years ago somewhere near Oldham.

used to do a breakfast on large oven bottom bread cake.

The tomato was more like a hot puree spread on first to soak in then you got bacon,sausage's,fried eggs or scrambled egg and mushrooms.

Hash browns and black pudding was extra.

They wrapped it in foil to keep it warm for us to carry back to building site.

They would fill us our themos flask's with tea or coffee so it was fresh brewed.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

3 bacon

2 sausage

2 fried eggs

2 black pudding

Beans

1 fried bread

2 toast

1 huge mug of coffee.

Dash of pepper on the eggs

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"OK so I'll hopefully give you every component of the perfect English Breakfast and you choose which ones you prefer and post below ..

After being hungover yesterday I gave this way too much thought ..

So choose from the following and if I've missed anything please let me know

1.... Bacon

2.... Sausage

3.... Toast

4.... Tea

5.... Coffee

6.... Orange Juice

7.... Hash Browns

8.... Chips

9.... Black Pudding

10... Bubble & Squeak

11... Beans

12... Tomatoes

13... Mushrooms

14... Fried Bread

15... Fried / Scrambled Egg

"

Get rid of 9, 10 and 12 and then it’s perfect with brown or red sauce….

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Cooked plum tomatoes from a tin , yum. Fresh tomatoes, yum, raw, grilled or fried, all yum.

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

no haggis, lorne or potato scone on that list so i am not even sure i could play

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"We need some plantain and some fried dumplings in there"

Ohhh dumpling i forgot about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

Steak lorne

Black pudding

Pork link

2 fried tomatoes

Tottie scone

Fried mushrooms

Beans

Hash brown

Toast

Coffee

All smothered in HP except the toast, and coffee. Lol

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Tattie scone

Bacon

Lorne sausage

Normal sausage

Toast

Beans

Scrambled egg

Fried egg with a runny yolk"

They're not part of an English fry though.

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