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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

gadget you have that you never use. I can't even remember how I acquired it but one of mine is a button making contraption I discovered the other day. No idea when or how or what for I got that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slushy machine, sounds awesome except it doesn’t actually work, it’s just loud, the juice stays juice unless it’s left for hours and keeping up with the ice/salt needed is more than my standard kitchen can produce, used a whole freezer draw of ice and managed one small glass of slush, absolutely not worth the effort

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Electric can opener. By the time I’ve kept a firm grip on the can and re-started the opening of said can (because it always goes around at least once without opening it) it would have been quicker to use a manual one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid cupboard in my kitchen which destroys my stuff every time I lock it. Pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine stopper…….

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

WiFi kettle. As much use as tits on a fish. I keep forgetting to fill it up the previous night, and so I have to get up anyway to fill it and power it up.

I bought this from Posh's online shopping channel. The cow.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Soda stream

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"WiFi kettle. As much use as tits on a fish. I keep forgetting to fill it up the previous night, and so I have to get up anyway to fill it and power it up.

I bought this from Posh's online shopping channel. The cow."

Wi Fi kettles when all we really needed was a teamaid

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

Baby/toddler proofing equipment all shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WiFi kettle. As much use as tits on a fish. I keep forgetting to fill it up the previous night, and so I have to get up anyway to fill it and power it up.

I bought this from Posh's online shopping channel. The cow."

This sounds remarkably like a bad workman blaming his tools.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A milk frother, it was actually a present from mr for my birthday. He must have been real stuck on what to get me that year considering I hate coffee

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

A 12 way belt sander, I've absolutely no idea how it's 12 way?? It's a ridiculous machine, luckily only 99p so no great loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate fountain. It's just a faff to set up and don't get the satisfaction you'd think it would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chocolate fountain. It's just a faff to set up and don't get the satisfaction you'd think it would."

Did you see that video of the guy who put cheese in one and it didn’t go well

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"A chocolate fountain. It's just a faff to set up and don't get the satisfaction you'd think it would.

Did you see that video of the guy who put cheese in one and it didn’t go well "

Hold on, cheese?

He was dipping his cheese in the chocolate or he was hoping to melt the cheese and make a melty cheese fountain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chocolate fountain. It's just a faff to set up and don't get the satisfaction you'd think it would.

Did you see that video of the guy who put cheese in one and it didn’t go well "

I haven't, but I'm gonna!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"WiFi kettle. As much use as tits on a fish. I keep forgetting to fill it up the previous night, and so I have to get up anyway to fill it and power it up.

I bought this from Posh's online shopping channel. The cow.

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Wi Fi kettles when all we really needed was a teasmaid"

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Those devices have now been made obsolete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone got me a back scratcher for Christmas ( ) once.

Not necessarily useless, but sadly unused.

It’s upstairs in a cupboard and every time I need my scratched I can’t be arsed to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay! Third time lucky!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"A 12 way belt sander, I've absolutely no idea how it's 12 way?? It's a ridiculous machine, luckily only 99p so no great loss. "

99p for a belt sander?

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"Someone got me a back scratcher for Christmas ( ) once.

Not necessarily useless, but sadly unused.

It’s upstairs in a cupboard and every time I need my scratched I can’t be arsed to get it "

I keep an extendable mini one in my pocket, soooo good

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"Someone got me a back scratcher for Christmas ( ) once.

Not necessarily useless, but sadly unused.

It’s upstairs in a cupboard and every time I need my scratched I can’t be arsed to get it "

I absolutely love back scratchers used to get one every birthday/Father’s Day/Xmas back whrn had a lass as would often accidentally break them now I have to get up off the cooch and scratch it on a doorframe ffs

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Someone got me a back scratcher for Christmas ( ) once.

Not necessarily useless, but sadly unused.

It’s upstairs in a cupboard and every time I need my scratched I can’t be arsed to get it

I keep an extendable mini one in my pocket, soooo good "

I concur

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again "

I was literally about to say the same lol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again "

Is it that one that you turn round to make rings? I think my mum used to have one of those but don't think she ever used it

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan


"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again

Is it that one that you turn round to make rings? I think my mum used to have one of those but don't think she ever used it "

Yes it is just sits on a shelf now with the piemaker and the sodastream machine which they no longer make bottles for

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again

Is it that one that you turn round to make rings? I think my mum used to have one of those but don't think she ever used it

Yes it is just sits on a shelf now with the piemaker and the sodastream machine which they no longer make bottles for "

Ohhh, the piemaker!! I'm going to fire mine up, yum.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Little used gadgets (i.e. once or twice a year, if that)

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Sodastream (easier to just buy pre-made)

Waffle Maker (easier to just buy pre-made)

Fajita-press (easier to just buy pre-made)

Ice-cream machine (easier to just buy pre-made)

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There is a theme here, I feel.

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan


"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again

I was literally about to say the same lol"

Great minds think alike

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan


"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again

Is it that one that you turn round to make rings? I think my mum used to have one of those but don't think she ever used it

Yes it is just sits on a shelf now with the piemaker and the sodastream machine which they no longer make bottles for

Ohhh, the piemaker!! I'm going to fire mine up, yum."

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Pineapple corer, used once nearly severed a few fingers, never used it again

I was literally about to say the same lol

Great minds think alike "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My exercise bike, what the actual fuck is that for besides hanging clothes

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