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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bog roll also; you pay for it then wipe your arse on it before flushing it down the pan(!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bog roll also; you pay for it then wipe your arse on it before flushing it down the pan(!!!) "

This is why I’m tempted to use reusable. But I did two years of reusable nappies with my son, and I’m unsure if I wanna commit to reusable toilet roll just yet

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Food. You take it in, shit it out and flush it away. Its with you less time than a good dose of herpes.

Booze. You drink to forget your night, and chuck it up on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food. You take it in, shit it out and flush it away. Its with you less time than a good dose of herpes.

Booze. You drink to forget your night, and chuck it up on the floor."

Not if you eat sweetcorn. Just give your shit a wash and it’s good to go again!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Bog roll also; you pay for it then wipe your arse on it before flushing it down the pan(!!!)

This is why I’m tempted to use reusable. But I did two years of reusable nappies with my son, and I’m unsure if I wanna commit to reusable toilet roll just yet "

There is always the backup option of using one’s socks I suppose….

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall


"Food. You take it in, shit it out and flush it away. Its with you less time than a good dose of herpes.

Booze. You drink to forget your night, and chuck it up on the floor.

Not if you eat sweetcorn. Just give your shit a wash and it’s good to go again!"

Sounds like an idea for OF. There is a market for everything out there afterall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyelashes, you grow them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away! "

Don’t you get them free from the council?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bog roll also; you pay for it then wipe your arse on it before flushing it down the pan(!!!)

This is why I’m tempted to use reusable. But I did two years of reusable nappies with my son, and I’m unsure if I wanna commit to reusable toilet roll just yet "

I loved using real nappies with my children, they weren't called reusable then, just called nappies lol. I had the square nappies and folded them to suit the age and sex of the child. There really wasn't any other choice when my children were young. There was disposable nappies but they were far to expensive for me to buy. I loved seeing a row of clean, white nappies on the wash line

Sorry ... i went off topic

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By *omething4theweekend2023Couple
over a year ago

newcastle

Paid membership to fab

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Food. You take it in, shit it out and flush it away. Its with you less time than a good dose of herpes.

Booze. You drink to forget your night, and chuck it up on the floor."

If all goes well, your body extracts nutrients from the food and you excrete the bits you don’t need.

I drink for pleasure so haven’t had to chuck it up on the floor. You are the cause of waste, not the system.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Bog roll also; you pay for it then wipe your arse on it before flushing it down the pan(!!!) "

Reminds me of my oldest daughter! She's 50 next year! When she was young and recycled loo paper was first out she said ohh no I don't want to use that! Someone else has allready wiped their bum on it ! x

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away! "

Same with toilet roll OP loool xxx

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away! "

That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Councillor's salaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A site supporter pass. You pay for one and don't even get a complimentary shag

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hairdressers, hairdryers and expensive shampoos.

Just shave it all off.

Your head is much cooler on hot days too.

A

*obvs an easier decision for some of us.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough.

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough."

Tell that to the menopausal women suffering from vaginal dryness regardless of being turned on loads.

Never an issue personally but then I didn’t have any symptoms at all so all good but I know plenty of women who suffered terribly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough."

Cool I’ll tell my doctor that my exceedingly tight vagina is actually because I don’t drink enough water, that’ll fix it

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By *omething4theweekend2023Couple
over a year ago

newcastle


"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough."

Well that is factually incorrect!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough."

Anal?

A

*that wasn't an offer BTW.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough.

Well that is factually incorrect!"

Absolutely! I had a guy try and go in dry on me once... he swiftly got told to behave lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough.

Tell that to the menopausal women suffering from vaginal dryness regardless of being turned on loads.

Never an issue personally but then I didn’t have any symptoms at all so all good but I know plenty of women who suffered terribly

"

I never had any menopausal symptoms either and still never any dryness quite opposite! I wonder if we are exceptions and not been through it?? Although not had a period for 24 years so must have! X

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away! "

Use carrier bags... Or just chuck it out the car window like the rest of the uk seem to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry if I caused offence, it was actually supposed to be a sarcastic remark based on previous thread comments.

Total fail.

Sorry!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough.

Anal?

A

*that wasn't an offer BTW. "

Just eat a dodgy kebab the day before. That'll give you a moist enough bumhole...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paid membership to fab "

But ever since mine ran out I’ve been unable to view boobies in HD any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paid membership to fab

But ever since mine ran out I’ve been unable to view boobies in HD any more "

I’ll send you some 4K 3D boobies

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Paper straws

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Weed killer.

Paint stripper

Jeyes fluid.

All these things used to be great but nowadays are just useless and don’t work.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away!

That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out "

How rude

What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?

Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Lube ...shouldn't need it ever if you're hydrated enough and turned on enough."

Ladies who have gone through the menopause might need it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away!

That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out

How rude

What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?

Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ? "

You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Op I hope you got my joke... ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paid membership to fab

But ever since mine ran out I’ve been unable to view boobies in HD any more

I’ll send you some 4K 3D boobies"

Ooh I had a good old squeeze on them! Thank you my lovely

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away!

That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out

How rude

What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?

Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?

You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol"

Yes got it first time round. Chapeau to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paid membership to fab "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away!

That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out

How rude

What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?

Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?

You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol

Yes got it first time round. Chapeau to you"

Lol I'm really hoping that means "hats off" .. my French is a little restyle lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away!

That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out

How rude

What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?

Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?

You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol

Yes got it first time round. Chapeau to you

Lol I'm really hoping that means "hats off" .. my French is a little restyle lol"

Mais oui, creme de la menthe.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away!

That was a rubbish joke..... I'll see myself out

How rude

What do you gain out of being so inconsiderate and disrespectful?

Trying to look cool? Does it make you feel good to put others down ?

You clearly missed the pun !!! It was a rubbish joke.. ie a joke about rubbish.... wind your neck in ffs lol

Yes got it first time round. Chapeau to you

Lol I'm really hoping that means "hats off" .. my French is a little restyle lol

Mais oui, creme de la menthe."

Merci beaucoup

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"Bin bags.

You pay money to throw them away! "

You can say the same for food or any perishable things.

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

Fags and booze.thankfully i do neither but i know people who complain they have no money yet smoke and drink.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Fags and booze.thankfully i do neither but i know people who complain they have no money yet smoke and drink."

Bet they eat sweets too.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Fags and booze.thankfully i do neither but i know people who complain they have no money yet smoke and drink."

Was with one of my sons last eve we popped to saunsburys and he said I'm just gonna get some cigs! I kid u not he got 9 packs of the 100s I think they were and it was £472! I said what a waste of money! He said I would only spend it on something else! I said yeah something better than cancer hopefully! x

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Fags and booze.thankfully i do neither but i know people who complain they have no money yet smoke and drink.

Was with one of my sons last eve we popped to saunsburys and he said I'm just gonna get some cigs! I kid u not he got 9 packs of the 100s I think they were and it was £472! I said what a waste of money! He said I would only spend it on something else! I said yeah something better than cancer hopefully! x"

Each to their own candy floss xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Fags and booze.thankfully i do neither but i know people who complain they have no money yet smoke and drink.

Was with one of my sons last eve we popped to saunsburys and he said I'm just gonna get some cigs! I kid u not he got 9 packs of the 100s I think they were and it was £472! I said what a waste of money! He said I would only spend it on something else! I said yeah something better than cancer hopefully! x

Each to their own candy floss xx"

x

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