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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What different types of house hold items do you masterbate with I had a lady friend who masterbated with her hair brush

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

At uni, a couple of friends didn’t have lube so they used butter

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Electrolux vacuum cleaner. Apparently nothing sucks like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The washing line, the bookcase and the dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Butter as lube was it lurpack lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At uni, a couple of friends didn’t have lube so they used butter

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Someone I know used garlic mayo from her chippy on a night out and she ended up in hospital cause she couldn’t stop cumming for days, turns out maggots were growing in her fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At uni, a couple of friends didn’t have lube so they used butter

Someone I know used garlic mayo from her chippy on a night out and she ended up in hospital cause she

couldn’t stop cumming for days, turns out maggots were growing in her fanny"

Is that really true lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Electrolux vacuum cleaner. Apparently nothing sucks like it "

Combine it with a bit of teabagging with a dyson ball cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet Brush.

Fridge Magnets.

Frying Pan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toilet Brush.

Fridge Magnets.

Frying Pan."

Would love cook you a dish after that had been inside you well the handle lol

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Toilet Brush.

Fridge Magnets.

Frying Pan."

'Fridge Magnets' alone makes this one of your top 5 responses, but you nailed the landing for me also.

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By *ull_circleWoman
over a year ago

Brighton


"At uni, a couple of friends didn’t have lube so they used butter

Someone I know used garlic mayo from her chippy on a night out and she ended up in hospital cause she couldn’t stop cumming for days, turns out maggots were growing in her fanny"

That's enough Internet for one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The washing line, the bookcase and the dishwasher "

I need to know more

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