FabSwingers.com forum: The lounge register

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Greetings class. Please state if you are here and if you brought in your permission slip to join in with our sex education class today.

If you have any questions or helpful answers please don't be afraid to share with the class.

And if you've brought an apple or other treat for your teacher do let me know

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Here but I forgot my permission slip

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Here Miss.

And I brought the Pussy Pounder deluxe for you. I heard you wore rhe last one to a nub

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

We’re here with some suggestively shaped fruit for teacher

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I left my homework on the bus, then the dog ate it. I didn’t even know he had a bus ticket

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble"

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but I forgot my permission slip "

Out to the bike sheds you go. You'll have to do solo learning

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round "

Can you snowball bubblegum?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round "

Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’m here. Signed it myself cause my parents don’t love me enough to sign stuff for me. I’m legally an adult though, so it counts

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Here!

I brought Party Rings… but I did steal them from Midnight

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Miss.

And I brought the Pussy Pounder deluxe for you. I heard you wore rhe last one to a nub

Thank you

I had asked Tea Monkey not to tell. I suppose that's what you get for admiring a man's shoes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro.

May I sit at the front please?

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round

Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.

You can borrow our suggestively shaped fruit (but we might need a banana for later) x

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"We’re here with some suggestively shaped fruit for teacher"

Too kind. We can practice putting condoms on it later before seeing who can swallow the most

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round

Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.

You can borrow our suggestively shaped fruit (but we might need a banana for later) x"

Yay!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro.

May I sit at the front please?"

Oh sorry, forgot I was doing the visual presentation

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I left my homework on the bus, then the dog ate it. I didn’t even know he had a bus ticket

That's one clever dog. Can you check and see if he'll cover your afternoon lessons? I may have worn out your usual teacher

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Here.

*but bunking off to spoons shortly to celebrate the rain!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round

Can you snowball bubblegum?

You can do anything you put your mind to

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round

Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.

So *that's* how you got your nickname

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yeah I’m here. Signed it myself cause my parents don’t love me enough to sign stuff for me. I’m legally an adult though, so it counts "

I'll let it pass this once, but next time don't sign it "mum"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round

Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.

So *that's* how you got your nickname

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here!

I brought Party Rings… but I did steal them from Midnight

Excellent. We can use those in the lesson. I think I have some small carrots we can practice with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the German lesson miss, cos I have been practising my vocabulary? Do you mind if I sit at the front and

cos "Ich finde, du hast schöne Titten"

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro.

May I sit at the front please?"

Of course. That means you get first choice of all the largest cucumbers

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present.

*blow bubblegum bubble

Did you bring enough for everyone? If not spit it out and pass it round

Always happy to share what I put in my mouth.

You can borrow our suggestively shaped fruit (but we might need a banana for later) x"

They are good for energy aren't they

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m not on the register.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Present and correct - ish

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro.

May I sit at the front please?

Oh sorry, forgot I was doing the visual presentation

Did no-one mention the change of if plan? It's no longer just a visual presentation, it's a physical demonstration too

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here.

*but bunking off to spoons shortly to celebrate the rain!

It's "here Miss"

That's 100 lines saying "why I must respect my mistress"

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is this the German lesson miss, cos I have been practising my vocabulary? Do you mind if I sit at the front and

cos "Ich finde, du hast schöne Titten""

I only ever did French kissing

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I am here...

...to examine the teacher's

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m not on the register."

You may be in the wrong class. Knitting for beginners is down the hall

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m not on the register."

You are on *a* register.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present and correct - ish

Delightful to have you here. Please find a spare boy to partner up with for the practical

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I am here...

...to examine the teacher's

I didn't know the vets did home visits. I'll show you my furry friend at break time

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I’m not on the register.

You are on *a* register. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Quickly forges signature*

Here

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m not on the register.

You are on *a* register.

No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me

Tinder

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro.

May I sit at the front please?

Of course. That means you get first choice of all the largest cucumbers"

I didn't realise we were eating too; I'd have brought some dip.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro.

May I sit at the front please?

Oh sorry, forgot I was doing the visual presentation

Did no-one mention the change of if plan? It's no longer just a visual presentation, it's a physical demonstration too"

I didn't shave my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*giggles

She said sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here *forged permission slip*

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me

Tinder "

Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Here, Miss

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro.

May I sit at the front please?

Of course. That means you get first choice of all the largest cucumbers

I didn't realise we were eating too; I'd have brought some dip."

After we've watched our educational film "Debbie Does Dallas" I feel the boys will have made us an organic free-range dip to enjoy

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening Mistress, I've brought you a juicy apple and a new biro.

May I sit at the front please?

Oh sorry, forgot I was doing the visual presentation

Did no-one mention the change of if plan? It's no longer just a visual presentation, it's a physical demonstration too

I didn't shave my legs

I don't think the boys will be looking that low dear

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*giggles

She said sex! "

There's always one

Stand in the corner holding this King Kong dildo until you can calm down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today? "

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Here!

I brought Party Rings… but I did steal them from Midnight

Excellent. We can use those in the lesson. I think I have some small carrots we can practice with"

They should fit perfectly

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here *forged permission slip*"

But this says you're allowed to have sex with your teacher! Are you sure your dad wrote this?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me

Tinder

Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching

But they told me that was normal

Tinder

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss. "

Penises is plural, how many exactly?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here, Miss

Lovely. You're a bit late, so we've run out of cucumbers. Take a butternut squash and a condom from the pile marked "in his dreams"

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss. "

Just remember to treat it like a handshake with a new acquaintance. Take a firm grip, look them in the eye and quickly jiggle it up and down about 8 times. You're then done and can carefully wipe your hand with your handkerchief when they're not looking

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I’m not on the register.

You are on *a* register.

No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today "

I’m not joining your class.

I can’t.

You’re my teacher fantasy and I can’t handle it.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here!

I brought Party Rings… but I did steal them from Midnight

Excellent. We can use those in the lesson. I think I have some small carrots we can practice with

They should fit perfectly

You only need one at a time girl! Leave some for the rest of us!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.

Miss, I looked it in the eye with a firm handshake and now I've got something in my eye

Don't you think we should wear safety goggles?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*giggles

She said sex!

There's always one

Stand in the corner holding this King Kong dildo until you can calm down "

Wher do you want me to put it when I’ve finished with it?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Here.

*but bunking off to spoons shortly to celebrate the rain!

It's "here Miss"

That's 100 lines saying "why I must respect my mistress""

Meh. What are you gonna do.....spank me?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me

Tinder

Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching

But they told me that was normal

Tinder "

It is normal in this class, but swing by later and I'll lend you my nit comb. It's very hygienic. I only use it for my pubes.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.

Penises is plural, how many exactly?

Can you ever have enough? In the spirit of education at least

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Here, Miss

Lovely. You're a bit late, so we've run out of cucumbers. Take a butternut squash and a condom from the pile marked "in his dreams""

Are there any courgettes or bananas available please, Miss? A butternut squash might nip a bit

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m not on the register.

You are on *a* register.

No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today

I’m not joining your class.

I can’t.

You’re my teacher fantasy and I can’t handle it."

I can take off my power suit if it helps?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.

Penises is plural, how many exactly?

As many as attend the lesson

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.

Miss, I looked it in the eye with a firm handshake and now I've got something in my eye

Don't you think we should wear safety goggles?!"

Absolutely. Safety is of the utmost importance.

Don't forget to treat it like a misbehaving dog if it spits at you. Hit it with a rolled up newspaper or squirt it with a water firing device

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*giggles

She said sex!

There's always one

Stand in the corner holding this King Kong dildo until you can calm down

Wher do you want me to put it when I’ve finished with it?

Pass it to Sam please. He's taking it to his knitting class and they're all going to practice knitting one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.

Miss, I looked it in the eye with a firm handshake and now I've got something in my eye

Don't you think we should wear safety goggles?!

Absolutely. Safety is of the utmost importance.

Don't forget to treat it like a misbehaving dog if it spits at you. Hit it with a rolled up newspaper or squirt it with a water firing device "

I've got my lab coat on, as you can see.

*Rolls up copy of New Scientist and takes aim*

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here.

*but bunking off to spoons shortly to celebrate the rain!

It's "here Miss"

That's 100 lines saying "why I must respect my mistress"

Meh. What are you gonna do.....spank me?

I shall simply keep you in at playtime. You'll be forced to play with me

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here, Miss

Lovely. You're a bit late, so we've run out of cucumbers. Take a butternut squash and a condom from the pile marked "in his dreams"

Are there any courgettes or bananas available please, Miss? A butternut squash might nip a bit

Sorry, it's that or a watermelon. The supermarket was mysteriously low on courgettes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere..

Still a tad delicate from last night

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.

Penises is plural, how many exactly?

As many as attend the lesson

Please don't refer to your fellow students as penises. Some are upstanding citizens

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*Quickly forges signature*

Here

Hmm. Ok, find a free desk. What is it you're hoping to learn about today?

Peniseseseses and what to do with them. Miss.

Miss, I looked it in the eye with a firm handshake and now I've got something in my eye

Don't you think we should wear safety goggles?!

Absolutely. Safety is of the utmost importance.

Don't forget to treat it like a misbehaving dog if it spits at you. Hit it with a rolled up newspaper or squirt it with a water firing device

I've got my lab coat on, as you can see.

*Rolls up copy of New Scientist and takes aim*

A perfect student

Others take note!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Register signed ...

I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere..

Still a tad delicate from last night

Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Register signed ...

I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere..

Still a tad delicate from last night

Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!"

You been spying on me

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Register signed ...

I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere..

Still a tad delicate from last night

Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!

You been spying on me

All for a good cause. The footage makes up our afternoon session on "when it's time to stop experimenting and head to A&E"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bugger, I knew I'd forgotten something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*giggles

She said sex!

There's always one

Stand in the corner holding this King Kong dildo until you can calm down

Wher do you want me to put it when I’ve finished with it?

Pass it to Sam please. He's taking it to his knitting class and they're all going to practice knitting one "

My gran used to use knitting needles.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh bugger, I knew I'd forgotten something"

Buggering was this morning. Sorry you're too late. But you can still ask questions

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I’m not on the register.

You are on *a* register.

No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today

I’m not joining your class.

I can’t.

You’re my teacher fantasy and I can’t handle it.

I can take off my power suit if it helps? "

Mighty morphin?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Register signed ...

I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere..

Still a tad delicate from last night

Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!

You been spying on me

All for a good cause. The footage makes up our afternoon session on "when it's time to stop experimenting and head to A&E""

Me ?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m not on the register.

You are on *a* register.

No playing hide and seek Sam. Kiss chase is the only approved game today

I’m not joining your class.

I can’t.

You’re my teacher fantasy and I can’t handle it.

I can take off my power suit if it helps?

Mighty morphin?"

I prefer you don't use my nickname in lessons. Mrs R is more professional

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me

Tinder

Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching

But they told me that was normal

Tinder

It is normal in this class, but swing by later and I'll lend you my nit comb. It's very hygienic. I only use it for my pubes."

Thankyou miss, but what do I do with what i find?

Tinder

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Register signed ...

I'm just about here but could do with finding some energy from somewhere..

Still a tad delicate from last night

Aha! Now we know where all the courgettes and cucumbers went!

You been spying on me

All for a good cause. The footage makes up our afternoon session on "when it's time to stop experimenting and head to A&E"

Me ?

Yes you, Master Grumpy "cucumber guzzler" McFucknugget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Slides in quietly as I’m late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Miss.

Is 'squirting' wee? And will I get pregnant if I swallow semen?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Not here.sat outside the Headmasters office as usual before I bunk off later.

I used to go poaching for three of my teachers,in return they would mark me in the register,a fourth liked his Scotch so a regular bottle from a poorly secured warehouse got more days off.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but slunked down in my chair hoping noone will notice me

Tinder

Welcome. But please don't feel embarrassed. Sex education is a wonderful topic. Don't feel shy asking why certain parts are itching

But they told me that was normal

Tinder

It is normal in this class, but swing by later and I'll lend you my nit comb. It's very hygienic. I only use it for my pubes.

Thankyou miss, but what do I do with what i find?

Tinder "

Treat it like a bogie and flick it at the boys

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*Slides in quietly as I’m late "

A useful skill for any young man. But don't use all the lube

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Hi Miss.

Is 'squirting' wee? And will I get pregnant if I swallow semen?

Yes.

And no, you'll just become very popular.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Miss, when will we do the oral component of the lesson? It's one of the four key skills....

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Not here.sat outside the Headmasters office as usual before I bunk off later.

I used to go poaching for three of my teachers,in return they would mark me in the register,a fourth liked his Scotch so a regular bottle from a poorly secured warehouse got more days off."

You'll have to learn to do The Sex without my help then. Good luck

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd like to be, but I just need to know one thing first - what's Sex?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Miss, when will we do the oral component of the lesson? It's one of the four key skills...."

You should know this already. Oral comes before the physical but after introductions

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm late. Again.

I don't want sloppy seconds.

Have I missed much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm late. Again.

I don't want sloppy seconds.

Have I missed much?

MEEEEE.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers"

I hope it isn't that priest fellow I heard about on here. He was a scally!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers"

Give it here quick, I'm good at signatures. Don't tell Miss!

*Forges another signature*

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'd like to be, but I just need to know one thing first - what's Sex?

It's what people do when they've run out of books to read, or can't afford Netflix anymore

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm late. Again.

I don't want sloppy seconds.

Have I missed much?

Better late than never, as the actress said to the bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm late. Again.

I don't want sloppy seconds.

Have I missed much?

Better late than never, as the actress said to the bishop"

In church we say better to be late than preg- nvm.

I need to move out, Miss.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers"

You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm late. Again.

I don't want sloppy seconds.

Have I missed much?

MEEEEE.

You're unmissable

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers

I hope it isn't that priest fellow I heard about on here. He was a scally!"

Just remember kids - no means no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal "

Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little later but we’re here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers

You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits "

Have you seen the Kevin Hart bit where his mum gives him permission to cuss? I doubt anyone on here has but I’m asking anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absent

Permission slip eaten by the gerbil

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm late. Again.

I don't want sloppy seconds.

Have I missed much?

MEEEEE.

You're unmissable

Smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Here. Hold this dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Here. Hold this dildo.

Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Here. Hold this dildo.

Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left

And what about the Dildo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Here. Hold this dildo.

Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left

And what about the Dildo?

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*peeks through the window to take notes because she doesn’t want to walk in class late*

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers

Give it here quick, I'm good at signatures. Don't tell Miss!

*Forges another signature*

You should start charging for those.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm late. Again.

I don't want sloppy seconds.

Have I missed much?

Better late than never, as the actress said to the bishop

In church we say better to be late than preg- nvm.

I need to move out, Miss. "

I'm sure I could find some room in my bed, I mean house, for you

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal

Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg

That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A little later but we’re here

Brilliant. Please sit down. We're about to discuss anal play, and when a prolapse is too big to ignore

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers

Give it here quick, I'm good at signatures. Don't tell Miss!

*Forges another signature*

You should start charging for those."

I'll pitch up next to the tuck shop

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers

You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits

Have you seen the Kevin Hart bit where his mum gives him permission to cuss? I doubt anyone on here has but I’m asking anyway

Is Kevin a student here? If he needs help with the sex, point him in my direction

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Absent

Permission slip eaten by the gerbil "

And how is Gerry? Is he too busy getting sex to attend lessons anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers

You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits

Have you seen the Kevin Hart bit where his mum gives him permission to cuss? I doubt anyone on here has but I’m asking anyway

Is Kevin a student here? If he needs help with the sex, point him in my direction "

I hate it here. I want to transfer.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm late. Again.

I don't want sloppy seconds.

Have I missed much?

MEEEEE.

You're unmissable

Smooth talker

I hope you're taking notes

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Sit in the other corner please, not on my gold plated butt plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh bugger, I knew I'd forgotten something

Buggering was this morning. Sorry you're too late. But you can still ask questions "

Oh dear, a poor choice of word on my part.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Im out"

And proud I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Sit in the other corner please, not on my gold plated butt plugs "

But but Woody told me to sit there …..

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

*hands up*

Miss! Will there be a practical exam?

Tinder

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Here. Hold this dildo.

Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left

And what about the Dildo?

Hehe

An excellent example class of cheeky flirting and foreplay. Give them a round of applause

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*peeks through the window to take notes because she doesn’t want to walk in class late* "

Don't hide away. In you come and don't forget your free samples from the condom bowl. Just ignore the car keys, they're for tonight

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but my mum didn’t sign the permission slip because the church is all the sex education I need apparently

Have fun, losers

You can tell your mum we're less kinky than the church, with better outfits

Have you seen the Kevin Hart bit where his mum gives him permission to cuss? I doubt anyone on here has but I’m asking anyway

Is Kevin a student here? If he needs help with the sex, point him in my direction

I hate it here. I want to transfer.

I hear there's room over in fabguys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Here. Hold this dildo.

Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left

And what about the Dildo?

Hehe

An excellent example class of cheeky flirting and foreplay. Give them a round of applause

Can I come out of the corner now please and receive a gold star….. or butt plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh am I late? Present!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class "

I bet she's proud of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal

Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg

That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform "

Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh bugger, I knew I'd forgotten something

Buggering was this morning. Sorry you're too late. But you can still ask questions

Oh dear, a poor choice of word on my part."

That's ok, we're all here to learn

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Sit in the other corner please, not on my gold plated butt plugs

But but Woody told me to sit there …..

Never trust a man holding a 15 inch dildo

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m here, Miss.

I know it looks like I’m late, but I actually came from a different time zone.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*hands up*

Miss! Will there be a practical exam?

Tinder "

Yes there will. I hope you've been practicing at home

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I’m late Miss but my goldfish ate my permission slip……. *goes to sit in the corner*

Here. Hold this dildo.

Pop it in my right hand as I’m writing 500 lines with the left

And what about the Dildo?

Hehe

An excellent example class of cheeky flirting and foreplay. Give them a round of applause

Can I come out of the corner now please and receive a gold star….. or butt plug

Here's my second favourite buttplug. Do note the gold star design on the end. Excellent for taking pictures

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Here but I forgot my permission slip

Out to the bike sheds you go. You'll have to do solo learning "

Please miss, Will you be coming to the bike shed to give me my lesson?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Ooooh am I late? Present!

You'll have to catch up on what you've missed. Come to my office after class for some one-to-one teaching

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class

I bet she's proud of you

I'll always be her soldier

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal

Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg

That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform

Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear

You certainly live up to your name don't you

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here, Miss.

I know it looks like I’m late, but I actually came from a different time zone. "

Sex exists in all time zones. So get comfy and get stuck in

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but I forgot my permission slip

Out to the bike sheds you go. You'll have to do solo learning

Please miss, Will you be coming to the bike shed to give me my lesson?"

Don't worry, I'll give you one

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class

I bet she's proud of you

I'll always be her soldier

Do you have the uniform?

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Here Miss

Miss Shawed, I'm new, can you please help me get used to things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I am late miss, but I had to help Sharon to go to matron miss. She said her period had started but it hadnt really but she had to go to matrons to get away from Lois cos Lois heard that Sharon had let Kyle finger her during first break but Kyle is supposed to be Lois's boyfriend so Lois and her mates were going to beat Sharon up.

Or sumfin.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Miss

Miss Shawed, I'm new, can you please help me get used to things?

Of course dear. Pass me that lube and bend over. We'll start with the smallest size

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class

I bet she's proud of you

I'll always be her soldier

Do you have the uniform?

I don't have the uniform, just use your imagination

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

"Here Miss

Miss Shawed, I'm new, can you please help me get used to things?

Of course dear. Pass me that lube and bend over. We'll start with the smallest size "

Gulp... Didn't get this at my last place. At least there's lube I suppose

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I am late miss, but I had to help Sharon to go to matron miss. She said her period had started but it hadnt really but she had to go to matrons to get away from Lois cos Lois heard that Sharon had let Kyle finger her during first break but Kyle is supposed to be Lois's boyfriend so Lois and her mates were going to beat Sharon up.

Or sumfin. "

Sounds dreadfully confusing. If I give them a bag of strawberry flavoured condoms do you think they'll go away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh am I late? Present!

You'll have to catch up on what you've missed. Come to my office after class for some one-to-one teaching "

Hope I get special treatment for being so behind

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooooh am I late? Present!

You'll have to catch up on what you've missed. Come to my office after class for some one-to-one teaching

Hope I get special treatment for being so behind"

I think you'll be expected to remain behind

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I lost my slip and told mum I was going to a orgy, don't think she will mind me attending class

I bet she's proud of you

I'll always be her soldier

Do you have the uniform?

I don't have the uniform, just use your imagination

Teachers don't have an imagination, just a curriculum. I'll be marking you down for this

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Miss

Miss Shawed, I'm new, can you please help me get used to things?

Of course dear. Pass me that lube and bend over. We'll start with the smallest size

Gulp... Didn't get this at my last place. At least there's lube I suppose "

Important lesson here. Never stint on the lube

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Ooooh am I late? Present!

You'll have to catch up on what you've missed. Come to my office after class for some one-to-one teaching

Hope I get special treatment for being so behind

I think you'll be expected to remain behind

But what a behind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss and have a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal

Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg

That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform

Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear

You certainly live up to your name don't you"

Well miss if you must know it's just a natural trait for me. Plus Libras are well known for being the best flirt. By the way I am struggling In class I can't seem to focus. Is there a after school cluv or 1 to 1 tuition? As I am slow learner

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here miss and have a banana"

Hello. Thank you for putting a condom on it already. Gold star to you. But next time, take it out the packet first and don't use sellotape

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal

Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg

That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform

Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear

You certainly live up to your name don't you

I'll give you the club details later. But it can be difficult for boys to get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better late than never!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I’m here, but the dog ate my permission slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrives fashionable late with a shirt and tie. Got the glasses on looking smart. Brings a boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts to sweeten the teacher and for the class

Very good. But remember p0ppers are better than buttons for quick removal

Yes miss sorry miss. Can I be in any assistance for popping or anything else? If not I'll be in the corner with a fidgety leg

That's a mighty big leg you've got. Do try to remember that grey joggers are not part of school uniform

Sorry miss its hot and they comfy and loose. If you don't like them I can take it off. Do you have anything for me to change? Something that will fit for me. By the way I don't wear underwear

You certainly live up to your name don't you

I'll give you the club details later. But it can be difficult for boys to get in"

Well anything is possible miss if a young boy can put his mind to it. Maybe we can sort some kind arrangement. If anything can I just slide or squeeze through doesn't matter how big or small

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Is it nearly home time yet?

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Bugger last post

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Thank you for attending class everyone. I hope it was useful and you all learned something.

Now put that lube down, and help me tidy up the sounding rods.

I'll bring the finished clone a willy kits back once they're dried. Make sure you've written your names on them clearly. You don't want to be taking the wrong ones home for mother's day

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