FabSwingers.com forum: If you could fuck one person from the forums

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would you tell them they were bad at it?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd say "Pickle, next time I'll use a gherkin"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say "Pickle, next time I'll use a gherkin" "

At this point You’d be lucky to get this pickle you wasteman

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"How would you tell them they were bad at it? "

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine all the forum users who brag about their sexual prowess are terrible at it anyway so it shouldn’t be that much of a surprise to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I imagine all the forum users who brag about their sexual prowess are terrible at it anyway so it shouldn’t be that much of a surprise to them."

What are you saying about me and my magic Pickle?

Square up

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

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Is it bad I want to do one now

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

Oh boy the fallout from that would be nuclear. At least one unlos and lots of bad blood

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Is it bad I want to do one now

I’m IN

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it? "

And now I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!

Oh this is real for you I can tell

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Is it bad I want to do one now

I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!

On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

And now I know. "

Oh fuck off, you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I imagine all the forum users who brag about their sexual prowess are terrible at it anyway so it shouldn’t be that much of a surprise to them.

What are you saying about me and my magic Pickle?

Square up

You don’t want it with us northerners

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!

Oh this is real for you I can tell

Life is real pickles. Sometimes things are a little savoury!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Is it bad I want to do one now

I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!

On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me

I have a theory that you and wonko are actually twins separated at birth

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Is it bad I want to do one now

I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!

On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me

I have a theory that you and wonko are actually twins separated at birth "

Me and Wonko talk to each other like gollum and schmeagles

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

And now I know.

Oh fuck off, you

It’s fine. Really. You can’t take it back.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!

I'm not sure I've ever called you a piece of shit

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

And now I know.

Oh fuck off, you

It’s fine. Really. You can’t take it back. "

Nor would I want to

The sex is gooooooooooooood

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Is it bad I want to do one now

I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!

On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me

Very true on account we don't meet men

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I was so sure Mr had typed that - he would

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!

I'm not sure I've ever called you a piece of shit

Mrs

Haha not positive, but not sure? Haha!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd go really subtle, you know subtle enough that others will think "Oh Meli is being her usual curious self with a nosy thread."

I'd wait a few weeks, maybe start a thread on handling disappointment. Or anticlimactic experiences you've had recently.

I'm such a twat.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Is it bad I want to do one now

I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!

On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me

Very true on account we don't meet men

It's ok there's more vaginas in the sea I guess....(sheds single tear)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Forum people have s..e..x

OMG I never knew such shocking behavior occurred on here

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!

I'm not sure I've ever called you a piece of shit

Mrs

Haha not positive, but not sure? Haha!

Probably called you an excitable puppy dog, maybe a wierdo but your alright really!

That's as nice as I get.

Mrs

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

I'd tell them they look amazing but maybe stop telling me I'm a piece of shit so much!

I'm not sure I've ever called you a piece of shit

Mrs

Haha not positive, but not sure? Haha!

Probably called you an excitable puppy dog, maybe a wierdo but your alright really!

That's as nice as I get.

Mrs "

Haha 2 things I'll wear with a badge of honour. You're cool too. FAF - wait damn it....got over excited again there never mind!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I wouldn't. I'd probably just quietly leave the forums by the emergency exit and never come back.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Forum users don't have the sex Pickle.

That's an urban myth.

Like UFO's, honest politicians and mermaids.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

We're having none of that mucky talk in here, nothing to see, move along, move along...

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Who's "from the forums?" Anyone who posts on them or the same lot we always see?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forum users don't have the sex Pickle.

That's an urban myth.

Like UFO's, honest politicians and mermaids.

Come here and find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Is it bad I want to do one now

I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!

On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me

Very true on account we don't meet men

But Bruce is not a man. He’sa dickhead

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"We're having none of that mucky talk in here, nothing to see, move along, move along..."

Stick your boobie in my mouth will ya!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Sorry love but your vag was like fucking a warmed up jar of marmalade with the bits in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry love but your vag was like fucking a warmed up jar of marmalade with the bits in"

Mmmmmmm

If you don’t want, I’ll have

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

This may seem extreme but as matt says she only has herself to blame.

https://youtu.be/pyxXx0YlpbA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's "from the forums?" Anyone who posts on them or the same lot we always see?"

Anyone that posts but we’d prefer the usual ones for the drama

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I'd go really subtle, you know subtle enough that others will think "Oh Meli is being her usual curious self with a nosy thread."

I'd wait a few weeks, maybe start a thread on handling disappointment. Or anticlimactic experiences you've had recently.

I'm such a twat.

And when the penny eventually dropped, the questions and speculation would start.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Sorry love but your vag was like fucking a warmed up jar of marmalade with the bits in"

What kind of women have you been fucking????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could fuck one person from the forums

How would you tell them they were bad at it? "

How do you know they are bad at it if you have not fucked them? The initial question should probably have been in the past tense and without the could, cos that might be suggesting you might be prepared to fuck them in the future.

And how do you know it was not you that was bad at it?

It all seems a bit trick to me! Now did someone mention marmalade, cos I quite fancy that on some toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes."

If I wore Js I’d expect nothing less.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm shit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes."

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Meeting her reminded me of the British hurricane of 87 but indoors and I had to make out I was hot so I could open all the windows and doors, never knew it was possible to be that full of air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t even imagine it,….

Everyone I have met has been amazing.

#TheyAreWelcome

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes."

What I'd their shoes were shit as well?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"How would you tell them they were bad at it?

I'd make a forum post giving details on all the bad points and invite everyone to discuss possible improvements.

Mrs

Just incase - I obviously wouldn't!

I’d obviously comment on that thread.

We don’t have to name names.

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Is it bad I want to do one now

I'm here for it and guess what losssssers it won't be me!

On account of her never ever in a million years having sex with me

Very true on account we don't meet men

But Bruce is not a man. He’sa dickhead"

Thanks for trying to help me get laid dude. A true brother

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Hyderabad India

I am sorry but I am in a pickle - I can’t choose just one person … I want 4-5

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.

Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.

Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.

You are never ever going to stop this are you?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I let my feet do the talking

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.

Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.

You are never ever going to stop this are you?

Darling, if he ever leaves I'm taking up the refrain... this is going nowhere.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.

Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.

You are never ever going to stop this are you?

Darling, if he ever leaves I'm taking up the refrain... this is going nowhere."

Thanks Posh! Just in case old age and senility sinks in......which Fox thinks has already happened anyhoo.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.

Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.

You are never ever going to stop this are you?

Darling, if he ever leaves I'm taking up the refrain... this is going nowhere.

Thanks Posh! Just in case old age and senility sinks in......which Fox thinks has already happened anyhoo.

That's why I'm preparing to take the torch, dear Obi...

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn

A combination of smoke signals and tea leaves

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd go really subtle, you know subtle enough that others will think "Oh Meli is being her usual curious self with a nosy thread."

I'd wait a few weeks, maybe start a thread on handling disappointment. Or anticlimactic experiences you've had recently.

I'm such a twat.

And when the penny eventually dropped, the questions and speculation would start. "

Right? All the drama. The chaos that would unfold. Pickle would be in his element.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We'd start a Telegram group and start spreading lurid stories

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd leave a veri complimenting their shoes.

Make sure you leave it for the wrong person though, just for discretion purposes.

You are never ever going to stop this are you?

Darling, if he ever leaves I'm taking up the refrain... this is going nowhere.

Thanks Posh! Just in case old age and senility sinks in......which Fox thinks has already happened anyhoo.

That's why I'm preparing to take the torch, dear Obi...

FFS

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