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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

What would you put on my sunburn to help me out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried melanin

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Have you tried melanin

Where can I get a melanin injection pronto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone said rub semen in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you wanting a genuine answer or what first springs to mind?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Have you got an aloe vera plant?

I swear by the gel from the leaves!

The melanin injection sounds more fun though.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Has anyone said rub semen in yet? "

Klaxon alert!

No, not yet. You win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you put on my sunburn to help me out?

If you have a bath, then add a cup of vinegar to cool water and soak for a bit.

Or, sponge down with same.

The acid in vinegar will help to calm down the sunburn pain very quickly

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Are you wanting a genuine answer or what first springs to mind?

I’ll take either!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Have you got an aloe vera plant?

I swear by the gel from the leaves!

The melanin injection sounds more fun though. "

I’ve actually got some aloe vera lotion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your question is genuine, I'm sorry you had silly replies. Do try the vinegar bath

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"What would you put on my sunburn to help me out?

If you have a bath, then add a cup of vinegar to cool water and soak for a bit.

Or, sponge down with same.

The acid in vinegar will help to calm down the sunburn pain very quickly"

Ooooh good tip, thanks.

I’ll smell like fish and chips though.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"If your question is genuine, I'm sorry you had silly replies. Do try the vinegar bath"

All is good, I wanted funny and genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you put on my sunburn to help me out?

If you have a bath, then add a cup of vinegar to cool water and soak for a bit.

Or, sponge down with same.

The acid in vinegar will help to calm down the sunburn pain very quickly

Ooooh good tip, thanks.

I’ll smell like fish and chips though. "

You can water rinse after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm sticky semen

or cool baths, moisturiser with aloe Vera in.Drink lots of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Warm sticky semen

or cool baths, moisturiser with aloe Vera in.Drink lots of water"

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Custard

I think I’d just eat it tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold natural yogurt

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Aloe Vera gel works wonders because it doesn’t need rubbing in, you just slather (great word) it on all your hot spots and instantly feel it cooling you down

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Has anyone said rub semen in yet?

Klaxon alert!

No, not yet. You win!

Is that the QI klaxon?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What would you put on my sunburn to help me out?

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vimto

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