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"I’d need to try all three of you to know who is the biggest pain in my arse. So for now, Pickles "I was about to say I'd have to have a penis girth measurement to decide that. | |||
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"I’d need to try all three of you to know who is the biggest pain in my arse. So for now, Pickles
I was about to say I'd have to have a penis girth measurement to decide that.
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"I mean, the only way to settle this is by you all jelly wrestling naked in a huge paddling pool
Mrs TMN x"I would pay to watch this | |||
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"I think the three of you all add positivity to the forums, so if its dickheadness your looking for you going to have to try a lot harder than this. "Fuck you Tony | |||
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"Christ on a bike this is way too difficult "Grumpy i know you have a hangover don't play all fair n shit  | |||
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"Christ on a bike this is way too difficult "This
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"Christ on a bike this is way too difficult
Grumpy i know you have a hangover don't play all fair n shit "OK you then | |||
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"Christ on a bike this is way too difficult
Grumpy i know you have a hangover don't play all fair n shit
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"Christ on a bike this is way too difficult
Grumpy i know you have a hangover don't play all fair n shit
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"Me, ghandi, and pickles are in a dispute and it's getting heated. Pretty close to us all wrestling naked to be honest. Apparently we all think we would win the biggest dickhead of the forum award. So WITH PERMISSION fabbers (maybe say it here again) - who is the biggest pain in the ass dickhead out of Mr pickles - a toga wearing badass Ghandi - not so wise really Brucey - just an all around cock Take it away fabbers " You fella's need a Ref! " break " lads,step away now!! Rules are rules. Go!! Lol | |||
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 But this latest incarnation... I quite like him. I like all of you. Harry Hill style fight to settle it?
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"Are you boys trying to force a new leading clique regime? "The actual clique is ongoing by its own steam for ages. Not a new Regime!! | |||
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"I like If it was Brucey Bonus or that Vicar dude, he'd win hands down! But this latest incarnation... I quite like him. I like all of you. Harry Hill style fight to settle it?
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin "This
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed?" I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble | |||
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed? I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble " Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead | |||
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"Wow I’m getting way too much love for my liking.
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed? I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead "PD it's the name of the game | |||
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"I don't think Pickle is a dickhead. Actually I don't think any of you are. Pickle is the furthest away from being one though. "Pickle is a big softy | |||
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed? I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead
PD it's the name of the game "Don't call it dick wrestlers | |||
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed? I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead
PD it's the name of the game
Don't call it dick wrestlers "Peen smackdown | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely "The new subway | |||
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"Do I get the winner naked in his bed? I'd win the wrestling that much I'm confident on, in fact I'd take em both on in the fab Royal rumble Whoa buddy, sounding like a bit of a dickhead
PD it's the name of the game
Don't call it dick wrestlers
Peen smackdown " | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6" "I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle "I always want extra pickle lol | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle "12" taking it like a man  | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway "16” | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol"Same, love me some pickle | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol"I don't like the texture, it's alright if it's smooth | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol
Same, love me some pickle "I can pickle my sausage for you | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol
Same, love me some pickle
I can pickle my sausage for you "Is that a code word for your penis PD | |||
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"100% Brucie As Ghandi and Pickles are lovely
The new subway
You want that in 12" or 6"
I always have a 12, don't want a kiddies portion. However I always say hold the pickle
I always want extra pickle lol
Same, love me some pickle
I can pickle my sausage for you
Is that a code word for your penis PD "Damn right it is | |||
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"Wow I’m getting way too much love for my liking.
If this was a race thread bet you’d all have different opinions. Or if it was an age thread
Your messaging sucks, do you feel better now
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"Wow I’m getting way too much love for my liking.
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Sorry guys only just seen this " | |||
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin
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I'd pay to see brucey and ghandi trifle wrestle though "What a waste of good trifle!! Sacrilege! | |||
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin
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I'd pay to see brucey and ghandi trifle wrestle though
What a waste of good trifle!! Sacrilege!"Who sticks dicks in trifle | |||
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"Definitely you brucey You come across as a proper dickhead
The other two are merely living in your shadow "I ain't one of these faker dickhead types ya know?! Go hard or go home! | |||
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"Guess I’m too nice. I’ll take it  "Told you you would lose this game! Me and ghandi it seems dury is still out! | |||
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"There are bigger dicks than you 3 on here, so neither of you "Whoa now this ain't about dicks sparkles! This is about proper dickheads you know. There's a reason why none of us were voted in my other thread to meet the parents (Which I'm actually really good at by the way but you know, fuck you all ) | |||
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" The Ultimate twat " as well.
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin
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I'd pay to see brucey and ghandi trifle wrestle though
What a waste of good trifle!! Sacrilege!
Who sticks dicks in trifle "Actually…. Sucking trifle off dicks sounds doable | |||
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"Gandi gets my vote . I'd like to insert " The Ultimate twat " as well.
Tubbs"Arr Tubbs wheres the tazer when you need it | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on." Lube!! just spit on it | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on." Nanna I've had to tell you so many times now, you're not fucking me! | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Lube!! just spit on it "Ghandi sounds more down so 2 options 1)Nanna you accept second place 2)Ghandi you clearly need to act more like a dickhead | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Nanna I've had to tell you so many times now, you're not fucking me! "Brucey don't be a pussy, take the 9" of synthetic fun, tickle that prostrate of yours | |||
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"I wish I could add my vote but the fucker would probably get me banned for it. And he ain't worth it." | |||
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"I wish I could add my vote but the fucker would probably get me banned for it. And he ain't worth it." Dickheads don't moan to mods and admin silly! | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Nanna I've had to tell you so many times now, you're not fucking me!
Brucey don't be a pussy, take the 9" of synthetic fun, tickle that prostrate of yours "It's just a reflex I just can't handle anything near it I'm sorry I've tried! | |||
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"I wish I could add my vote but the fucker would probably get me banned for it. And he ain't worth it. Dickheads don't moan to mods and admin silly!" Thats the lesser dicks innit | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Lube!! just spit on it "Oh I hope you win | |||
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"Erm, just curious If there's a winner, does he have to promise to stay off the forums for One week? Or do the losers have to stay off the forums for One week each? I mean, if they're gonna compete, let's make it worthwhile eh. " I get to fuck the winner with a strap on. | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Lube!! just spit on it
Oh I hope you win "Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Lube!! just spit on it
Oh I hope you win
Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process "I haven’t done that to a man for a while. Don't worry, I know where the prostate is | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Lube!! just spit on it
Oh I hope you win
Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process
I haven’t done that to a man for a while. Don't worry, I know where the prostate is "If your not making me squirt that piss, and hitting the wall I'll be sorely disappointed | |||
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin
This
I'd pay to see brucey and ghandi trifle wrestle though
What a waste of good trifle!! Sacrilege!
Who sticks dicks in trifle
Actually…. Sucking trifle off dicks sounds doable "I'd let you suck trifle off my dick if that's your wish | |||
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"Erm, just curious If there's a winner, does he have to promise to stay off the forums for One week? Or do the losers have to stay off the forums for One week each? I mean, if they're gonna compete, let's make it worthwhile eh. I get to fuck the winner with a strap on." So only you benefit? Pffft What about the rest of the forum? | |||
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"I wish I could add my vote but the fucker would probably get me banned for it. And he ain't worth it. Dickheads don't moan to mods and admin silly! Thats the lesser dicks innit " Well where I grew up, snitches get [redacted] | |||
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"I wish I could add my vote but the fucker would probably get me banned for it. And he ain't worth it. Dickheads don't moan to mods and admin silly! Thats the lesser dicks innit " Actually is. The 'angels'. Dickheads don't grass. The sweet ones do | |||
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin "I would agree. Who had the idea for this thread would have a bearing on my decision. | |||
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"I would argue that the biggest one doesn't actually have a dick, so that rules all 3 of you out!" Oh now this is drama I'm here for! | |||
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"I would argue that the biggest one doesn't actually have a dick, so that rules all 3 of you out!" Thats it welcome fellow dickhead love it | |||
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"It’s you, Brucey. It’s always you. But dickhead is a term of endearment. You’re *our* dickhead." Speak for yourself, you don't speak for me. | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Lube!! just spit on it
Oh I hope you win
Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process
I haven’t done that to a man for a while. Don't worry, I know where the prostate is
If your not making me squirt that piss, and hitting the wall I'll be sorely disappointed "You'll be sore, but you won't be disappointed | |||
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"The winner gets to nominate a new dickhead to join our dickhead clique. But you have a week window to prove you can also be a dickhead. If you're too sweet you're just another fabber. Be unique, join the dickhead clique." I think I could fill that role nicely. | |||
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"Erm, just curious If there's a winner, does he have to promise to stay off the forums for One week? Or do the losers have to stay off the forums for One week each? I mean, if they're gonna compete, let's make it worthwhile eh. I get to fuck the winner with a strap on. So only you benefit? Pffft What about the rest of the forum? "I'd let you watch  | |||
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"Speak for yourself, you don't speak for me. "Always! I didn’t mean to imply he’s *everybody’s* dickhead. | |||
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"Is Brucey the king of dickheads then? * like I didn’t know that already "Well I'm the king of the dickheads. The fab dick VIP. I don't even like dicks. | |||
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"The very first post mentioned naked wrestling. Here we are hours later and still no naked wrestling. What's going on?" What's to say there's been no naked wrestling? Maybe there was just no time for pics among it all? | |||
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"The very first post mentioned naked wrestling. Here we are hours later and still no naked wrestling. What's going on? What's to say there's been no naked wrestling? Maybe there was just no time for pics among it all?" Oh that would be even worse, if I've bloody missed it! | |||
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"Who's winning? I need to know if I'm lubing up the strap on. Lube!! just spit on it
Oh I hope you win
Ooh so do I, I so want you to rearrange my prostrate amd make me squirt in the process
I haven’t done that to a man for a while. Don't worry, I know where the prostate is
If your not making me squirt that piss, and hitting the wall I'll be sorely disappointed
You'll be sore, but you won't be disappointed "Leave having to sit on a rubber ring for a week....I want to feel you in my lower intestine | |||
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"The very first post mentioned naked wrestling. Here we are hours later and still no naked wrestling. What's going on? What's to say there's been no naked wrestling? Maybe there was just no time for pics among it all?" Hard to take pics while I’m fucking you both | |||
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"So where we at Brucey, I have to go out now " Pretty sure I won. You and pickles may think you're dickheads, but you're just sponges. Wet, stale water soaked sponges. I bet you still have nightlights. Pathetic. Good game boys! | |||
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"The very first post mentioned naked wrestling. Here we are hours later and still no naked wrestling. What's going on? What's to say there's been no naked wrestling? Maybe there was just no time for pics among it all? Hard to take pics while I’m fucking you both"
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"So where we at Brucey, I have to go out now Pretty sure I won. You and pickles may think you're dickheads, but you're just sponges. Wet, stale water soaked sponges. I bet you still have nightlights. Pathetic. Good game boys! "Sorry Brucey I'll be quiet now, as I have something called a meet, you know what a meet is right...I'll leave you to play on the forums, Don that crown King dickhead | |||
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"So where we at Brucey, I have to go out now Pretty sure I won. You and pickles may think you're dickheads, but you're just sponges. Wet, stale water soaked sponges. I bet you still have nightlights. Pathetic. Good game boys!
Sorry Brucey I'll be quiet now, as I have something called a meet, you know what a meet is right...I'll leave you to play on the forums, Don that crown King dickhead "You meet people. Oh you absolute dickhead | |||
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"Ghandi is the biggest dickhead I know! I'd still like to see you boys battle it out with the naked wrestling though "To be fair I don't think we have met yet have we? Give it time | |||
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"Ghandi is the biggest dickhead I know! I'd still like to see you boys battle it out with the naked wrestling though
To be fair I don't think we have met yet have we? Give it time "To meet Bruce, you gotta meet lol | |||
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"Ghandi is the biggest dickhead I know! I'd still like to see you boys battle it out with the naked wrestling though "Me too | |||
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Where's pickles gone?"Brucie maybe he's on a meet | |||
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin "Yeah, this. | |||
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"Pickles isn’t a dickhead so just flip a coin
Yeah, this. "I don't know why he ever thought he was in the league tbh | |||
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Brucie maybe he's on a meet
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Brucie maybe he's on a meet
Do you want to meet me ghandi? I'm sensing you do
Brucey you using the word sense doesn't kinda go together "Said like a true second place dickhead | |||
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Do you want to meet me ghandi? I'm sensing you do
Brucey you using the word sense doesn't kinda go together
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