FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Monthly STI test reminder!

Jump to newest
 

By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

After last months test reminder, I thought I’d do another!

As we’re in a group of people that had more sex than others with different partners, we should have regular tests, it’s very much part of the ethical bit of enm!

A quick google will bring you to your free service on the NHS. It’s free it’s easy, what’s not to love

Let’s be the change we wish to happen.

Post below when you’ve ordered!

Some areas are different but there will be some provision! I believe free testing is every three months! I’ve got a few months to wait till my next test!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Yay! Love this. My additional lancets arrived yesterday; I'm looking forward to those delightful pricks.

Top Tip - if you really struggle getting blood and are following all the tips - text them asking for extra lancets and they'll send them. Well that's true with SH:24 not sure about others.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oubleDistractionCouple
over a year ago

S glos

Posted ours off last week.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"After last months test reminder, I thought I’d do another!

As we’re in a group of people that had more sex than others with different partners, we should have regular tests, it’s very much part of the ethical bit of enm!

A quick google will bring you to your free service on the NHS. It’s free it’s easy, what’s not to love

Let’s be the change we wish to happen.

Post below when you’ve ordered!

Some areas are different but there will be some provision! I believe free testing is every three months! I’ve got a few months to wait till my next test! "

Good reminder thank you! I was very careful and got tested pre my swinging days and it is even more important now that I am meeting lots of sexy swingers.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Yay! Love this. My additional lancets arrived yesterday; I'm looking forward to those delightful pricks.

Top Tip - if you really struggle getting blood and are following all the tips - text them asking for extra lancets and they'll send them. Well that's true with SH:24 not sure about others."

I did not know this thank you!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Well done OP this should become a regular thread

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Done. Thanks OP.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Yay! Love this. My additional lancets arrived yesterday; I'm looking forward to those delightful pricks.

Top Tip - if you really struggle getting blood and are following all the tips - text them asking for extra lancets and they'll send them. Well that's true with SH:24 not sure about others."

I'll have to try this, trying to get blood out of me is a nightmare even with the nurse nevermind trying to do it myself at home. Get about 3 drops per lancet and dry up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Absolutely sexual health is our own presently responsibility and morally correct

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Thank for the reminder. So easy with the free postal kits in my area there's really no excuse. They only have a certain number a day though so you can be trying several days to get one sent which I always think is odd

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ordered. Thanks for the reminder!

J

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm clear baby!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Thanks for the reminder...always test after a meet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *udandBryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston

Wish we could use this service, much easier than trying to get kits from our local clinic

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One meet 3 weeks ago, been tested, all clear,

I always test after meeting someone (or2)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"Thanks for the reminder...always test after a meet"

You’re better off testing on a 3 month cycle. Testing just after a meet can mean the test misses things due to the incubation period of viruses etc

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Don't forget to test throats too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Thank you for reminding me to book my Hep A and B jabs!

Stay safe everyone and get tested whether its a at home kit or a clinic test

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"Don't forget to test throats too"

I get a throat swap in my kit!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Yay! Love this. My additional lancets arrived yesterday; I'm looking forward to those delightful pricks.

Top Tip - if you really struggle getting blood and are following all the tips - text them asking for extra lancets and they'll send them. Well that's true with SH:24 not sure about others.

I did not know this thank you!"

I hate this term generally but... it really is a game changer. I thought I'd message and ask and they were so lovely! Probably bemused.

As you already know - it's all about the ethical, responsible hot person summer.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Yay! Love this. My additional lancets arrived yesterday; I'm looking forward to those delightful pricks.

Top Tip - if you really struggle getting blood and are following all the tips - text them asking for extra lancets and they'll send them. Well that's true with SH:24 not sure about others."

Oh that's a good idea, I didn't know that. The last time I did a home blood test, 3 finger tips were bruised due to me trying to get blood out.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Don't forget to test throats too

I get a throat swap in my kit! "

I don't get throat swap, do you use private company

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Yay! Love this. My additional lancets arrived yesterday; I'm looking forward to those delightful pricks.

Top Tip - if you really struggle getting blood and are following all the tips - text them asking for extra lancets and they'll send them. Well that's true with SH:24 not sure about others.

Oh that's a good idea, I didn't know that. The last time I did a home blood test, 3 finger tips were bruised due to me trying to get blood out.

"

Oh I took photos of my poor bruised fingers - one I can still see the prick in! They looked awful. Yes, request away! It's a necessary evil and now I know they'll send additional I'm making sure I tell people so it doesn't put them off.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rwildCouple
over a year ago

,

We have just done ours but it's always a great reminder to look after yoursleve and others.

We have ours in our Google calendar to remind us to order every 3 months.

It's always a good thing to spread the word when meeting new friends that a postal service is available in most areas in England.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Unfortunately my area doesn't have the free postal kits.

But I'm already booked in for an in person check up this coming week anyway

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isnerdsCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Done and done great post FDB

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Unfortunately my area doesn't have the free postal kits.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed PetalCouple
over a year ago

Kent

I get a throat swab. I get it because I answer as if I live the most debauched life you can possibly live. So they send you the most comprehensive kit. E x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Regarding finger prick tests.

Becky could never get enough blood out.

Top tips for you.

1/ Warm your hands, either by keeping them tucked in somewhere or warming in warm water, try after a shower.

2/ the lancets are designed to give the right penetration but if used tentatively can sometimes not penetrate enough. When applying the lancet don’t give a quick push and pull away again. Push against skin firmly and hold there while it fires.

3/ massage the whole hand down to the finger tip, it will encourage blood flow, squeezing just the finger will block supply and cause a quick heal.

We have no issues with Becky now, she’s a little bleeder..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

Have ordered! The full version, so I get to swab EVERYTHING.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordered mine again.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I've done my quarterly one, results were back super quick! All good

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant


"Don't forget to test throats too

I get a throat swap in my kit!

I don't get throat swap, do you use private company"

I have used fettle before which was about £20 but I also do the clinic drop in and they test everything

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Thanks for the reminder...always test after a meet

You’re better off testing on a 3 month cycle. Testing just after a meet can mean the test misses things due to the incubation period of viruses etc "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Did mine last week

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Thanks for the reminder...always test after a meet

You’re better off testing on a 3 month cycle. Testing just after a meet can mean the test misses things due to the incubation period of viruses etc "

Thanks, I do it on a 3 month cycle anyway but I prefer to be doubly safe!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Unfortunately my area doesn't have the free postal kits.

But I'm already booked in for an in person check up this coming week anyway "

I know it's crazy we don't have the service! I'm due to go too.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Regarding finger prick tests.

Becky could never get enough blood out.

Top tips for you.

1/ Warm your hands, either by keeping them tucked in somewhere or warming in warm water, try after a shower.

2/ the lancets are designed to give the right penetration but if used tentatively can sometimes not penetrate enough. When applying the lancet don’t give a quick push and pull away again. Push against skin firmly and hold there while it fires.

3/ massage the whole hand down to the finger tip, it will encourage blood flow, squeezing just the finger will block supply and cause a quick heal.

We have no issues with Becky now, she’s a little bleeder.. "

I've always done 1 and 3 but never 2. I'm going to try it now. With a mild hangover.

Thank you for the tips, they're great to read!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"Regarding finger prick tests.

Becky could never get enough blood out.

Top tips for you.

1/ Warm your hands, either by keeping them tucked in somewhere or warming in warm water, try after a shower.

2/ the lancets are designed to give the right penetration but if used tentatively can sometimes not penetrate enough. When applying the lancet don’t give a quick push and pull away again. Push against skin firmly and hold there while it fires.

3/ massage the whole hand down to the finger tip, it will encourage blood flow, squeezing just the finger will block supply and cause a quick heal.

We have no issues with Becky now, she’s a little bleeder..

I've always done 1 and 3 but never 2. I'm going to try it now. With a mild hangover.

Thank you for the tips, they're great to read! "

I’m hoping it’s one of those things that get easier with practice.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *EandLLCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Great reminder! We all need to look after ourselves and each other!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ordered mine. Had to stay awake until midnight for the counter reset for my area as they now limit numbers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"Just ordered mine. Had to stay awake until midnight for the counter reset for my area as they now limit numbers "

Good stuff!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

All clear as of 1st June. Postal kits are just so easy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Have mine ready to do (although my last test was only 2 months ago). I’m still so shocked by the amount of people who don’t test regularly and are surprised to be asked

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Get mine done at the hospital, home tests are not thar reliable and don't test for everything...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Kitty has ordered hers!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

Just got my results back today. All clear again. Celebration is needed (as it is every month it comes clear).

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"All clear as of 1st June. Postal kits are just so easy."

Postal kits are not available everywhere, nor for every age group. Sexual health clinic availability has been pared back so very much in some areas (like ours) so as to make it pretty much impossible to get an appointment. The days of walking in/queuing are gone. Our local sexual health service is pretty much aimed only at the U25s and what's left is almost impossible for anyone who works. You have to obtain an appointment (only available 10-4 weekdays) by phoning up a number that is constantly engaged. If you are lucky enough to get through, you have to just accept any appointment time. You must bring ID to your "first" appointment with that service. After your first appointment, they will deign to provide you with an online account to book in future. The online system has generated an error message (and is therefore non functional) since we've moved to this area. You cannot access sexual health services in another area without a referral (and you won't get one of those for routine screening).

So, unless you have active symptoms or suspicious something or another that your GP might be able to carry out swabs for, you either have to keep phoning before 09:00 weekdays (no chance of appointments being available if you do get through earlier) or be U25. U19s have the option of a drop in clinic two EVENINGS a week. But us oldies are stuck with the 10-4 IF you get through on the phone.

The clinic is situated in an old hospital without major facilities, in the worst place for public transport in the area. It's the largest town in England without a mainline railway connection. It's quite far from the bus station, especially if you are disabled (like I am) and building work on the site means car parking is restricted, especially at peak times.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"All clear as of 1st June. Postal kits are just so easy.

Postal kits are not available everywhere, nor for every age group. Sexual health clinic availability has been pared back so very much in some areas (like ours) so as to make it pretty much impossible to get an appointment. The days of walking in/queuing are gone. Our local sexual health service is pretty much aimed only at the U25s and what's left is almost impossible for anyone who works. You have to obtain an appointment (only available 10-4 weekdays) by phoning up a number that is constantly engaged. If you are lucky enough to get through, you have to just accept any appointment time. You must bring ID to your "first" appointment with that service. After your first appointment, they will deign to provide you with an online account to book in future. The online system has generated an error message (and is therefore non functional) since we've moved to this area. You cannot access sexual health services in another area without a referral (and you won't get one of those for routine screening).

So, unless you have active symptoms or suspicious something or another that your GP might be able to carry out swabs for, you either have to keep phoning before 09:00 weekdays (no chance of appointments being available if you do get through earlier) or be U25. U19s have the option of a drop in clinic two EVENINGS a week. But us oldies are stuck with the 10-4 IF you get through on the phone.

The clinic is situated in an old hospital without major facilities, in the worst place for public transport in the area. It's the largest town in England without a mainline railway connection. It's quite far from the bus station, especially if you are disabled (like I am) and building work on the site means car parking is restricted, especially at peak times. "

Its not quite this bad in west of scotland , but very close. I end up paying privately but it should be accessible without charge across the board really. Access to contraception can be just as restricted.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Paying privately is the only way to access routine/regular, non-symptomatic testing in this area. There is no NHS/free provision for frequent routine testing of people over 25.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Same our area not free NHS tests sent out don't understand why

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I believe you can get postal kits in those locations by doing something with the system Teamonkey will be able to tell you how he got his!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *anderlust SwingersCouple
over a year ago

london

WOW so many amazing replies already but here's mine.

Terminology, when talking about your status please use words like 'positive or negative' result and not ''clean'' as this furthers the stigma that STI's are dirty

Otherwise, I get rather comprehensive testing and just sent off my latest batch

Including ORAL Swabs!

Chlamydia oral throat swab test

Chlamydia genital urine test

Gonorrhea oral throat swab test

Gonorrhea genital urine test

Mycoplasma Genitalium urine test

Trichomonas urine test

Syphilis blood test

HIV blood test

Herpes Simplex 2 blood test

Hepatitis B blood test

Hepatitis C blood test

___________

Ever heard of Trich?

Trichomoniasis is one the most common curable STD... yet not many people know about OR get tested for it

BV not technically a STi but did you know it can be prevelant in up to 40-50% of vulva owners and yet many go undiagnosed

You can get BV tests and change your diet or obtain medication to clear it up, BV is one of the common odors you might smell in a group play session, often undiagnosed & untreated

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"WOW so many amazing replies already but here's mine.

Terminology, when talking about your status please use words like 'positive or negative' result and not ''clean'' as this furthers the stigma that STI's are dirty

Otherwise, I get rather comprehensive testing and just sent off my latest batch

Including ORAL Swabs!

Chlamydia oral throat swab test

Chlamydia genital urine test

Gonorrhea oral throat swab test

Gonorrhea genital urine test

Mycoplasma Genitalium urine test

Trichomonas urine test

Syphilis blood test

HIV blood test

Herpes Simplex 2 blood test

Hepatitis B blood test

Hepatitis C blood test

___________

Ever heard of Trich?

Trichomoniasis is one the most common curable STD... yet not many people know about OR get tested for it

BV not technically a STi but did you know it can be prevelant in up to 40-50% of vulva owners and yet many go undiagnosed

You can get BV tests and change your diet or obtain medication to clear it up, BV is one of the common odors you might smell in a group play session, often undiagnosed & untreated

"

Loving the gender neutral way you’ve worded this! You’re really an asset to this community! X

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn

I sent mine off to be tested a while back. Not heard anything back yet. So just ordered another to be sure.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I believe you can get postal kits in those locations by doing something with the system Teamonkey will be able to tell you how he got his! "

Tea doesn't live in this area though! Greater Manchester is made up of loads of towns and cities and each has it's own NHS trust, with different rules and provision. We've moved 5 miles across the border from one to town to another and the provision is completely different. No postal tests in either town unless under 25, however. The only towns in GM that have SH:24 available are Bury, Oldham, Rochdale, Stockport and Tameside. We don't live in any of these parts of GM.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs I still haven’t had sex since your last reminder. This is turning into my monthly reminder I don’t need to test because I’m painfully single.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *exieTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Ordered at SH.UK

Thanks for reminding us, perhaps they can team up with the fab family of sites.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *exieTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Ordered at SH.UK

Thanks for reminding us, perhaps they can team up with the fab family of sites.

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orthernJayMan
over a year ago

LHR


"All clear as of 1st June. Postal kits are just so easy.

Postal kits are not available everywhere, nor for every age group. Sexual health clinic availability has been pared back so very much in some areas (like ours) so as to make it pretty much impossible to get an appointment. The days of walking in/queuing are gone. Our local sexual health service is pretty much aimed only at the U25s and what's left is almost impossible for anyone who works. You have to obtain an appointment (only available 10-4 weekdays) by phoning up a number that is constantly engaged. If you are lucky enough to get through, you have to just accept any appointment time. You must bring ID to your "first" appointment with that service. After your first appointment, they will deign to provide you with an online account to book in future. The online system has generated an error message (and is therefore non functional) since we've moved to this area. You cannot access sexual health services in another area without a referral (and you won't get one of those for routine screening).

So, unless you have active symptoms or suspicious something or another that your GP might be able to carry out swabs for, you either have to keep phoning before 09:00 weekdays (no chance of appointments being available if you do get through earlier) or be U25. U19s have the option of a drop in clinic two EVENINGS a week. But us oldies are stuck with the 10-4 IF you get through on the phone.

The clinic is situated in an old hospital without major facilities, in the worst place for public transport in the area. It's the largest town in England without a mainline railway connection. It's quite far from the bus station, especially if you are disabled (like I am) and building work on the site means car parking is restricted, especially at peak times. "

For balance, I lived in mid Kent for almost five years; the sexual health service was superb, modern clinic, great staff, ad hoc advice as required!

They even recommended changing my testing routine when I mentioned I’d started dating a 30’s girl with Jamaican heritage as statistically I’d be more at risk!! I questioned the statistics, nurse printed out the research in front of me there and then! Absolutely superb!

Now I live in Asia and all testing is private and ridiculously cloak/dagger given the cultural challenges!

Hey ho, be safe peeps

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Every 3 months without fail. It's always on our profile, out last test date. I thought ours was coming up. A quick look to confirm it's next month. So quick and easy to do.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Bump

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I had a notification my kit has been dispatched!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone else had a sh24 test which came back clear on urine but bloods were unusable?

I went to the local GU clinic for tests done when they couldn't do the bloods...

All clear... Next test in another month for me!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Has anyone else had a sh24 test which came back clear on urine but bloods were unusable?

I went to the local GU clinic for tests done when they couldn't do the bloods...

All clear... Next test in another month for me!"

Try drinking a pint of water before taking bloods, dehydration can muck the sample up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *entlebearMan
over a year ago

Doug

Not much point if your not having sex lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much point if your not having sex lol "

I agree... If I wasn't having sex - I wouldn't bother with regular testing. (hence the reason I get tested!)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

I had my recent test done this week and came back all negative

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top