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I need a profile revamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What kinda profile changes will get me more of the sex?

(I’m already going to change my age).

TIA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More dick pics"

Is this general advice or just for the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.

And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.

And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus."

These were all in the next draft of my profile - damnit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.

And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus."

I used to have when Harry Met Sally references in my old bio to attract the old birds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More dick pics"

It’s not a schlong though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.

And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.

These were all in the next draft of my profile - damnit "

I don’t want to step on any toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More dick pics

It’s not a schlong though "

Put googly eyes on it

Trust me, someone sent me a photo of his dick once and there was a hat in the background and it made it look like the dick was wearing it

So I kept the picture for years and edited googly eyes on it and some clothes for different occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.

And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.

These were all in the next draft of my profile - damnit

I don’t want to step on any toes. "

I reckon your choices will be better so go for it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All the chicks dig a disclaimer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to say you just want the sex, no chat.. No ping pong text.. Just sexy times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a serious lack of Sky remotes. Although you’re young so probably control the tv from your phone.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'd jazz it up with a little more close up pics of each individual toe. In the biog I would just use the full script from the Titanic. It gets people in the feels.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!"

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured."

Fuck me you’re old

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East

Keep the belly, train the upper chest. You'll look like the mythologically accurate black thor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep the belly, train the upper chest. You'll look like the mythologically accurate black thor "

Thor in Avengers End Game

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old "

*Shakes stick*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old "

Don’t rub it in STEVE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

*Shakes stick*"

Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

*Shakes stick*

Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?"

I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Change age range to 18-99 then all the girls can do the sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change age range to 18-99 then all the girls can do the sex with you. "

Even you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

Don’t rub it in STEVE!"

Fine. Old people always in their feelings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

*Shakes stick*

Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?

I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick. "

I know. I was just amusing myself

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Get pics of women on your profile…it’s worked for me

K

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

*Shakes stick*

Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?

I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick.

I know. I was just amusing myself "

Is this a useful strategy for attracting women?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get pics of women on your profile…it’s worked for me

K"

Do you think ones that I’m barebacking? Or condoms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

*Shakes stick*

Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?

I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick.

I know. I was just amusing myself

Is this a useful strategy for attracting women? "

I dunno. Do you want to have sex with me yet?

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling

You have a beautiful smile but it’s hidden until the bottom of the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

Don’t rub it in STEVE!

Fine. Old people always in their feelings "

Wait… we’re both millennials… I think but still… Fuck you Steve.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

*Shakes stick*

Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?

I'm not claiming I'm not old. Hence stick.

I know. I was just amusing myself

Is this a useful strategy for attracting women?

I dunno. Do you want to have sex with me yet? "

I'll keep you in suspense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have a beautiful smile but it’s hidden until the bottom of the pics "

If you want more, I can post more. I’m a slut. Get me lit.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Change age range to 18-99 then all the girls can do the sex with you.

Even you? "

I’d squish you!

Unless we become perfect archers

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling

Before i kneel down to unzip a man’s pants to tease out his cock, my eyes fall on his eyes and his smile then his cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change age range to 18-99 then all the girls can do the sex with you.

Even you?

I’d squish you!

Unless we become perfect archers "

I wish you fucking would.

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Before i kneel down to unzip a man’s pants to tease out his cock, my eyes fall on his eyes and his smile then his cock "

Get it out get it out

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Photo with a vegan maccy d's

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"Photo with a vegan maccy d's "

There is something to be said about a vegan Mac y d’s but I don’t know what it is at 2am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Photo with a vegan maccy d's "

Good one

You’ll be wanting some of me

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Tell them you wear Lynx Africa, instand muff magnet!

I use Axe. I’m cultured.

Fuck me you’re old

*Shakes stick*

Do you remember Clinton’s presidency yes or no?"

F##k, I remember the Nixon presidency, although I was very young then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m thinking of changing my age to mid 30s.

Shall I change anything else

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.

And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.

I used to have when Harry Met Sally references in my old bio to attract the old birds. "

Hey, we hate being called birds

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Can you make yourself look like me Pickle? Not completely the same but close, I don't want to miss out on all the sex I currently get because they decide to go to you instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe list your top three movies and why you like them. And make sure to add a little poem about how beautiful your penis is when soft and erect.

And don't forget to mention you like your toes sucked off after you've dipped them in red pepper hummus.

I used to have when Harry Met Sally references in my old bio to attract the old birds.

Hey, we hate being called birds "

Perfect. I’ll put that all over my profile then.

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

Come on dude, where's your sky remote or at the very least a bottle of lynx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you make yourself look like me Pickle? Not completely the same but close, I don't want to miss out on all the sex I currently get because they decide to go to you instead "

Can’t I just steal your pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on dude, where's your sky remote or at the very least a bottle of lynx "

I don’t use lynx and I don’t have sky

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can you make yourself look like me Pickle? Not completely the same but close, I don't want to miss out on all the sex I currently get because they decide to go to you instead

Can’t I just steal your pics? "

I think people may notice

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Sky remote photo.

Hundreds of dick photos (make sure to send them in first messages).

Photos of you having sex bareback with various different women.

Write in your profile how much you want ‘bang’ all the fit women.

On a serious note just be patient and remember it’s a swingers site, not a sex site respect that and you’re 100% above most other single guys.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Come on dude, where's your sky remote or at the very least a bottle of lynx

I don’t use lynx and I don’t have sky "

Try a fruit shoot bottle instead

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