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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darn it. I’ve never watched supermarket sweep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me for all of them. I’m the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero for supermarket sweep, just don't tell him it's lidls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

"

Nero because he's such a gentleman.

Ricky because he's genuinely hilarious and so witty.

I would pick all my clique bestie members basically all those on my hotlist you included Brucey but if anyone else wanted to join I would be up for it.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Lemonyflicksherbeanwitharubberphallus for all of them because she’s the one for us and we’re gonna watch her videos whilst we fap later.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lemonyflicksherbeanwitharubberphallus for all of them because she’s the one for us and we’re gonna watch her videos whilst we fap later."

Holy shit I didn't realise she had new vids up. Lemon your booty gurl! FAF?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie tv

Essex Tom

Caucasian ghandi

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Hmmm I'd have to say...

Joe Beans

Wonko

Piscean dream

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clique, all of them hahahaha

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I don't know anyone here well enough for any of them... Could someone contact the clique and ask them to help me decide please?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Good one, OP!

This minute I'd say:

Pickle

Lemon

Brucie

But ask me in another minute and I could name three others

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely that one with the nice pictures.

I can't remember their username.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I'd have to say...

Joe Beans

Wonko

Piscean dream

Em x"

So I'm a joke huh?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

1: parents are dead.

2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.

3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.

2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.

3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents like me but for the women I’d say that would have to be Desidiaa or Jigsaw.

Hmmm sitcom, sashafierce makes me laugh daily if I’m honest.

and the last one… Abbey Normal. She seems quite sensible

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Home to the parents is going unnamed, but...

Sitom - SeductiveSecrets

Supermarket Sweep - Sam from Henriette and sam

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Hmmm I'd have to say...

Joe Beans

Wonko

Piscean dream

Em x

So I'm a joke huh? "

Nope not a joke but you are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I'd have to say...

Joe Beans

Wonko

Piscean dream

Em x"

Awww thank you lovely. I'd be on my best behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good one, OP!

This minute I'd say:

Pickle

Lemon

Brucie

But ask me in another minute and I could name three others

Mrs TMN x"

I’ve made it in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm I'd have to say...

Joe Beans

Wonko

Piscean dream

Em x

So I'm a joke huh?

Nope not a joke but you are funny "

That's what they all say

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

lemonbuttercream

Lemon to meet the parents as she looks the part

Caucasian Ghandi

For the sitcom as his post are usualy funny

 Fluffy Chicken for the supermarket sweep as she looks like she would be handy with a trolly

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.

2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.

3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose."

We do know how to behave around parents

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Me for taking home to meet the parents...I've almost always get on better with the mothers of someone I've been with than my actual partner.

Supermarket Sweep...someone still owes me a promised tour of Wirral Aldi's Aisle of Wonder, so her.

Funniest person - Oh, impossible to choose. Maybe Ricky? Rex? NotSoPosh? Lemon?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good game everyone!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Meeting the parents - Fiddlesticks. Sensible, yet cheeky and entertaining.

Sitcom character - Rex Holes. Over the top and hilarious.

Supermarket Sweep - Joe Beans. Young, fit and strong enough to grab half a shelf of tins at a time

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I never gave mine!

Meet the parents - Seductive Secrets these days she seems to have turned into an angel! Failing that, Mrs Shiv seems to have got girl next door down to a tee.

Sitcom - Wonko. Obviously.

Supermarket sweep. Midnight. Physically fit and imagine she would know where veg I have never heard of is

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hmm.

I think Joey Beans would make a good impression on my mother.

For a sitcom, I reckon JennieTV.

Supermarket sweep? Piscean Dream looks to have the fitness for the running around and the sense to grab the right stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents? - Hardly

Which would make the best sitcom character? - Obifox

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep? - Shag, he can do the running for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t willingly subject anyone into meeting my dad but if I had to Piscean Dream because I feel like he’d get his sense of humour.

Sitcom would either be you brucey or Ricky

Supermarket sweep I’m not 100% sure on what it actually is so anyone is welcome

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Comtessa, she's an all round nice person

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Fluffy chicken, cuz she's funny as fuck

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

Joe Beans he's young n fit can fly up n down the aisles quick time

"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.

2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.

3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose.

We do know how to behave around parents "

I thought you might bring a nice cheesecake with you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) unfortunately I think most fabbers are not going to make a positive impression on my mother. Maybe the closest to it would be Meli or Jo from intrigued (D would too).

2) well my humour is very different to most of the people on this site so I’m going with Joystick MCR or Mr GeordieJeans.

3) I don’t watch supermarket sweep so I’m just gonna pick Jennie because it’ll be fun.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.

2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.

3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose.

We do know how to behave around parents

I thought you might bring a nice cheesecake with you too "

I'd bring something like that and offer to help make the tea while Mr N talked cars/the journey/football with your dear dad.

I have accepted that despite being semi and completely naked on a swingers site the only time I get named on one of these threads is as suitable to meet the parents

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

1. Nero

2. Ricky M as Mrs Bucket

3. Jennie. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Nero

2. Ricky M as Mrs Bucket

3. Jennie. Obvs

"

I'd make an excellent Hyacinth.

RICHARD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents - Rex

Sitcom - Littlebird

Supermarket sweep - Poshie - she'd be straight to the booze, snacks +lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Nero

2. Ricky M as Mrs Bucket

3. Jennie. Obvs

I'd make an excellent Hyacinth.

RICHARD!"

Can I be your Sheridan

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Parents - Rex

Sitcom - Littlebird

Supermarket sweep - Poshie - she'd be straight to the booze, snacks +lube "

That first one I would love to be a fly on the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Nero

2. Ricky M as Mrs Bucket

3. Jennie. Obvs

I'd make an excellent Hyacinth.

RICHARD!

Can I be your Sheridan "

Of course. I'll call you tonight, dear.

Unless you want to be Onslow.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing."

Super Hants.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.

Super Hants."

Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Parents - Rex

Sitcom - Littlebird

Supermarket sweep - Poshie - she'd be straight to the booze, snacks +lube

That first one I would love to be a fly on the wall "

They would love him down the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Nero

2. Ricky M as Mrs Bucket

3. Jennie. Obvs

I'd make an excellent Hyacinth.

RICHARD!

Can I be your Sheridan

Of course. I'll call you tonight, dear.

Unless you want to be Onslow."

I think I’m your Sheridan. Though I look like onslow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting my parents… I’d like to take petite woman to meet my mum.

Bellaseas is very funny and photogenic and would make a fantastic sitcom lead

Super market sweep - pickles, I bet he can find all the good stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.

Super Hants.

Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze."

You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.

Imagine I'd be Jeff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.

Super Hants.

Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.

You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.

Imagine I'd be Jeff."

I’ll be the black guy.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.

Super Hants.

Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.

You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.

Imagine I'd be Jeff."

Erm you're more of a Mark Esty.

I like Mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.

Super Hants.

Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.

You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.

Imagine I'd be Jeff.

Erm you're more of a Mark Esty.

I like Mark.

"

I am Corrigan-tastic at times.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.

Super Hants.

Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.

You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.

Imagine I'd be Jeff.

Erm you're more of a Mark Esty.

I like Mark.

I am Corrigan-tastic at times."

Yeah, sure. You've got sarcasm, I've got a big gun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meeting my mum - Pickle. Or Ricky. To be honest, any forum user who is true to who they are, quirks included would impress my mum.

Supermarket Dash - Midnight because she's lithe and I imagine sprightly for an old dear. Plus a lot of people would watch that.

Sitcom? Erm... Nero. It would be a charming sort of bumbling sitcom. Like Rev.

Henriette and Sam and Jamie Hants for a Peep Show style thing.

Super Hants.

Ha! Yes. Super Hants. Sam would be Jeremy. Henriette, Big Suze.

You can be Nancy. And Brucey can be Gerrard.

Imagine I'd be Jeff.

Erm you're more of a Mark Esty.

I like Mark.

I am Corrigan-tastic at times.

Yeah, sure. You've got sarcasm, I've got a big gun!"

*I simply must get rid of him*

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Thank you everyone that's mentioned me, I'd step up

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread."

I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....

But also your normally very much included.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....

But also your normally very much included. "

Thanks, dude. Appreciated.

As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Elephantis

Grannycrumpet

Joebeans

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread."

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....

But also your normally very much included.

Thanks, dude. Appreciated.

As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose "

I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread."

Here here.

I agree

Just a huge clique fest

God damn it

WHY HAVENT I BEEN NAMED

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too? "

You must have noticed the threads started by people whose self esteem is at rock bottom due to their feelings of isolation on the site.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....

But also your normally very much included.

Thanks, dude. Appreciated.

As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose

I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind "

Can't you feel empathy for how someone else might experience things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lemonbuttercream

Lemon to meet the parents as she looks the part

Caucasian Ghandi

For the sitcom as his post are usualy funny

 Fluffy Chicken for the supermarket sweep as she looks like she would be handy with a trolly "

Damn right I would

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too? "

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....

But also your normally very much included.

Thanks, dude. Appreciated.

As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose

I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind "

Ugh. Whatever.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"1: Amendment: Nice Couple, if my parents were alive.

2: Essex Tom in remake of Til Death Us Do Part.

3: Any female between 30 and 40, who can run and knows the order the aisles are in in Waitrose.

We do know how to behave around parents

I thought you might bring a nice cheesecake with you too

I'd bring something like that and offer to help make the tea while Mr N talked cars/the journey/football with your dear dad.

I have accepted that despite being semi and completely naked on a swingers site the only time I get named on one of these threads is as suitable to meet the parents "

At least you get named

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

You must have noticed the threads started by people whose self esteem is at rock bottom due to their feelings of isolation on the site. "

I notice many threads and get involved especially if they clearly need a chat or a genuine bit of support

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....

But also your normally very much included.

Thanks, dude. Appreciated.

As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose

I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind

Ugh. Whatever."

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead... "

Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest "

Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread."

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....

But also your normally very much included.

Thanks, dude. Appreciated.

As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose

I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind

Can't you feel empathy for how someone else might experience things?"

Just because I give my opinion and perspective. Don't get it twisted as that I don't have any empathy. I have more than you will ever know.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.

I don't care; it's just a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.

I don't care; it's just a laugh."

I want to fuck you, Nanna.

Can I?

Maybe?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

You must have noticed the threads started by people whose self esteem is at rock bottom due to their feelings of isolation on the site.

I notice many threads and get involved especially if they clearly need a chat or a genuine bit of support"

That's great, and much appreciated, but this is a swingers site, not a therapy group. We're mostly all happy to support people in need, but let's not forget we're here to enjoy ourselves.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.

I don't care; it's just a laugh.

I want to fuck you, Nanna.

Can I?

Maybe?"

Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

"

We never get named on these things or any threads half the time but you know what it is what it is, not going to let it affect how we interact

Tinder

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.

I don't care; it's just a laugh.

I want to fuck you, Nanna.

Can I?

Maybe?

Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes

"

Nanna I'll nominate you and it won't cost you any sexual favours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.

I don't care; it's just a laugh.

I want to fuck you, Nanna.

Can I?

Maybe?

Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes

"

No.

Well maybe the ones about who I’d like to fuck.

But not the ones like this because I don’t think you’d be good for supermarket sweep

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I agree with this.....however what I'd say is if ppl take the forums seriously then that's on them....

But also your normally very much included.

Thanks, dude. Appreciated.

As I say, I put no stock in it and am not feeling left out. Just making a point, I suppose

I'm wondering if there is stock put Into it.....as for me if I didn't put any stock into something I woundbt feel thr need to call it out....thats just for me mind

Can't you feel empathy for how someone else might experience things?

Just because I give my opinion and perspective. Don't get it twisted as that I don't have any empathy. I have more than you will ever know."

Nope not saying you don't have empathy, just asking if you feel empathy on this occasion. It's fine not to. I struggle to empathise on many occasions

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.

I don't care; it's just a laugh.

I want to fuck you, Nanna.

Can I?

Maybe?

Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes

No.

Well maybe the ones about who I’d like to fuck.

But not the ones like this because I don’t think you’d be good for supermarket sweep "

Not if you want a full trolley

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've been ignored by men I've fucked multiple times and men who want to fuck me.

I don't care; it's just a laugh.

I want to fuck you, Nanna.

Can I?

Maybe?

Will it mean you'll nominate me on a forum game, if I say yes

Nanna I'll nominate you and it won't cost you any sexual favours "

I don't want pity noms!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

"

My opinion on this is that we shouldn't dismiss how other people feel. I have no problem with these threads, it's the saying other people have a problem if they feel excluded that I don't like.

But you named me so it's ok .

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

We never get named on these things or any threads half the time but you know what it is what it is, not going to let it affect how we interact

Tinder "

I like to read them to see who is fucking who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

My opinion on this is that we shouldn't dismiss how other people feel. I have no problem with these threads, it's the saying other people have a problem if they feel excluded that I don't like.

But you named me so it's ok .

"

I’d have named you on a thread about the sex. As I think I have before

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

"

Would you like to point out to me the bit where I am “crying about it”? Can someone not make a point without coming across as a cryer? And is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to juvenile references?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

My opinion on this is that we shouldn't dismiss how other people feel. I have no problem with these threads, it's the saying other people have a problem if they feel excluded that I don't like.

But you named me so it's ok .

"

Because I truly thought my parents would like you.

They were pretty open minded for their time though.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too? "

I think some people are just desperate for the exposure from anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to rap, anyone? Lift the mood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I’m giving bombastic side eye to everyone that didn’t nominate me for sitcom.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest

Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya "

If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

Would you like to point out to me the bit where I am “crying about it”? Can someone not make a point without coming across as a cryer? And is your vocabulary so limited you have to resort to juvenile references?"

That's just a term I use for myself. I wasn't saying you were crying.

Although I have a pretty good vocabulary, I'm childish and don't waste it on here.

I still watch children's cartoons; which I pointed out on a thread about being childish.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Also I’m giving bombastic side eye to everyone that didn’t nominate me for sitcom. "

Me too. It's like they've never seen a sitcom dickhead before!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest

Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya

If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread? "

Take it away young man

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week."

To be clear; I'm not rattled.

I'm quite chilled, because I don't let threads upset me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week."

You don’t need to go, Felix. Great name which I’ve only recently just got by the way.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest

Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya

If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?

Take it away young man "

If that's permission I'm just awaiting pickles and then - it's on boys.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

"

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week."

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

To be clear; I'm not rattled.

I'm quite chilled, because I don't let threads upset me.

"

I didn't rattle you?! Well now I'm rattled!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week "

Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill? "

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest

Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya

If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?

Take it away young man

If that's permission I'm just awaiting pickles and then - it's on boys."

Who is a bigger Dickhead of us three? I’d like to find out

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week

Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!"

Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank"

Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week."

Felix, you don't need to apologise for feeling how you feel. Some people will disagree. Others will agree. Not many of them will post about it. Have a good Sunday.

Mrs TMN x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest

Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya

If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?

Take it away young man

If that's permission I'm just awaiting pickles and then - it's on boys.

Who is a bigger Dickhead of us three? I’d like to find out "

Brucey think that's take off

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

Think that's a battle only between the two of us to be honest

Brucey baby I'd happily share gold with ya

If there's one thing I am positive on - it's that I would be nominated biggest dickhead. Permission to take it to a thread?

Take it away young man

If that's permission I'm just awaiting pickles and then - it's on boys.

Who is a bigger Dickhead of us three? I’d like to find out "

I'm not one to shout nanes but Brucey, he was a option right?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

Why do you let things like this bother you?

I've only been named on one because I was the oldest on here, and I'm not crying about it.

Why should other people not have a laugh because some might be upset. Are we becoming so sensitive now that no one can do anything that doesn't include everyone?

I'm not ostracised because no one fancies me on the forums.

My opinion on this is that we shouldn't dismiss how other people feel. I have no problem with these threads, it's the saying other people have a problem if they feel excluded that I don't like.

But you named me so it's ok .

Because I truly thought my parents would like you.

They were pretty open minded for their time though."

I know and I'm happy for that

I'm off to do father's day stuff.

Have a good day everyone

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week

Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!

Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon "

I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone

Hey guys!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me. "

Isn't a posh wank just into a condom?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week

Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!

Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon

I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone

Hey guys!"

I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me.

Isn't a posh wank just into a condom?"

I’ve been lied to! God damn!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me.

Isn't a posh wank just into a condom?"

Only if its of the Skyn variety. Durex is so 80's baby

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Use me. Have an angry posh wank, I’ll just lay there and be used - you’ll barely notice me.

Isn't a posh wank just into a condom?"

I use a tin of caviar

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week

Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!

Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon

I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone

Hey guys!

I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones "

Think if memory recalls you were like 'he was alright I guess'

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank"

Finally I get a mention

Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead... "

Not even a contest that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week

Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!

Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon

I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone

Hey guys!

I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones

Think if memory recalls you were like 'he was alright I guess' "

That sounds about right but I probably would have said in small doses

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Finally I get a mention

Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first "

ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week

Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!

Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon

I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone

Hey guys!

I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones

Think if memory recalls you were like 'he was alright I guess'

That sounds about right but I probably would have said in small doses "

I think that's exactly what you said actually. Unfortunately for you I only come in XXL size

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"And this is why I hate threads like this.

Not that I put any stock in it at all, but for every person you’ve mentioned that’s dozens you haven’t. It becomes a vehicle for ostracising others and that’s not very inclusive.

It’s different if people say they’re in on a thread.

I think if anyone is unhappy because they haven't been nominated as best to meet parents, good at a 90s game show, or because they are sitcom levels of whatever - that's a them problem. It's hardly a popularity content. Would it be upsetting if they didn't get nominated for biggest dickhead too?

Tbf I'd take biggest dickhead...

Not even a contest that "

Looks like Grumps has just thrown his hat in the ring

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Finally I get a mention

Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first

ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank "

Nice to know an old, fat bird like me is good for something

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Don’t worry all, I’m off. I’ve obviously said something that rattled the masses and I know when to run away.

Brucey - sorry for derailing your thread.

Have a good day everyone, I’ll be back next week.

I wouldn't worry about it buddy and tomorrow is next week

Well you can't expect people to actually stay off fab too long can ya?! Be realistic here PC!

Hell no, even the ones that say they're taking a break don't, they hide profile and still look I reckon

I actually did except from when I got told there was a thread about me which I did look at after because I saw 3 lovely messages among about 60 of thank fuck he's gone

Hey guys!

I'm sure I was one of the lovely ones

Think if memory recalls you were like 'he was alright I guess'

That sounds about right but I probably would have said in small doses

I think that's exactly what you said actually. Unfortunately for you I only come in XXL size "

I believe it was, my memory is pretty good

I just come in the perfect size for absolutely everyone, even the ones that don’t know it

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Finally I get a mention

Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first

ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank

Nice to know an old, fat bird like me is good for something "

You're one of the funniest here as well. Stick that in your ego!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Finally I get a mention

Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first

ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank

Nice to know an old, fat bird like me is good for something

You're one of the funniest here as well. Stick that in your ego!"

Oh, you should see how my chest swelled reading that!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"3 situs!

Which would make the best impression to meeting the parents?

Which would make the best sitcom character?

Which would be your team mate in a game of Supermarket Sweep?

I choose Felix in all three.

Now can everyone just chill?

Nah nanna fired me up and now I need an angry wank

Finally I get a mention

Next time there's a who fires you up for a wank, I expect to see my name pop up first

ONLY if it's angry wank. Quack wins for horny wank and lemon wins for weird wank

Nice to know an old, fat bird like me is good for something

You're one of the funniest here as well. Stick that in your ego!"

You spelt butt wrong

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes "

Jesus, you on a promise?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes "

Haha that is quick especially for a weeks shop, it took me 12 minutes just to find where they moved the butter too this morning

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes "

But you're my nomination for you know, that *secret* thing ...

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Normally I browse for ages and take my time but I was on the clock today. Everything just got chucked in… time will tell through the week what I’ve forgot

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes

But you're my nomination for you know, that *secret* thing ..."

What secret thing?! Do tell…

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If any of you had seen me flying round Lidl this afternoon, you’d have picked me to be your Supermarket Sweep buddy… A full weekly shop, including payment and packing my bags in 12 minutes

But you're my nomination for you know, that *secret* thing ...

What secret thing?! Do tell… "

Ssssseeee...I can't say it.

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