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By * kiss like morphine OP Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Sat in a beer garden, slowly draining a nice merlot and cheese cob, instead of home doing house work.

What are you doing right this moment what but should be doing someone or something else?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

It rained here for a bit short while ago but not much so nearly all sry again as the sun is out so will be soon in the garden for a little evening aperitif

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I should be up a ladder.

Currently lying on the bed watching Netflix.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Eating pringles, watching Black mirror and wish I had a date for the night

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Lying in bed and thinking about getting up for food

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

Sitting here listening to Heart 80s nothing else, I should be going down to the shops get some sink unblocker !!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Eating pringles, watching Black mirror and wish I had a date for the night "

We just finished that. For some reason Netflix plays it backwards from the newest to the oldest.

The only one we have left to watch is Bandersnatch.

Top series!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Valley stuff.

Popped over my pal's house for a cuppa, now I'm making 130 baps for a party they're going to tonight.

They only need 128. Scoffed the other two. Love a pair of baps. What's a euphamism?

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By * kiss like morphine OP Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"Sitting here listening to Heart 80s nothing else, I should be going down to the shops get some sink unblocker !!! "

I feel there's a thread on its own here.

Name an 80's tune but replace a word with sink unblocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got back from a walk. I'm sat in my bed eating crispy M&MS, enjoying some peace and quiet whilst everyone is out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching the cricket. Going to trim my beard after this over

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By * kiss like morphine OP Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"Eating pringles, watching Black mirror and wish I had a date for the night "

Ditto, ditto

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Toga taken, getting dressed to mount the tractor

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Just got back from a leisurely lunch and lazing on the sofa. I told myself I must go to the gym tonight so hoping I muster the energy in a bit...

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Eating pringles, watching Black mirror and wish I had a date for the night

Ditto, ditto "

High five lol.x

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By * kiss like morphine OP Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"Watching the cricket. Going to trim my beard after this over"

The Gillette is at the crease?

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By * kiss like morphine OP Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"Eating pringles, watching Black mirror and wish I had a date for the night

Ditto, ditto

High five lol.x"

Up high, down below...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating pringles, watching Black mirror and wish I had a date for the night "

Same! Watching cricket instead of Black Mirror though

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

In the garden sipping gin…

Should have someone pouring it for me. It’s an outrage I’m doing it myself.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Sitting in the garden enjoying my the gentle breeze and listening to Stephen Fry reading his book Heroes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been clearing a house out. Two rooms down, another 5 to go…..

Now seriously contemplating going to the pub and getting blootered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting with my tits out, replying to forum posts, when I should be working!

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

"In the garden sipping gin…

Should have someone pouring it for me. It’s an outrage I’m doing it myself."

That really is outrageous. You should have people to do that for you. How can you relax and pour your own gin at the same time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in the hot tub with a beer or 2

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"In the garden sipping gin…

Should have someone pouring it for me. It’s an outrage I’m doing it myself.

That really is outrageous. You should have people to do that for you. How can you relax and pour your own gin at the same time lol"

I know!! Right.

. I should be worshipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the car with my bestie, on the way to Leeds

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"in the car with my bestie, on the way to Leeds

Have fun, gorgeous xx

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Sat in a beer garden, slowly draining a nice merlot and cheese cob, instead of home doing house work.

What are you doing right this moment what but should be doing someone or something else? "

Just crawled into bed after a knackering time out. Planning to watch some Ted Lasso, game and deal with a little one.

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

"In the garden sipping gin…

Should have someone pouring it for me. It’s an outrage I’m doing it myself.

That really is outrageous. You should have people to do that for you. How can you relax and pour your own gin at the same time lol

I know!! Right.

. I should be worshipped

Sorry I’ll be right over. Should I bring a selection of grapes cheese and biscuits too?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I’m meant to be getting ready for a party but I’m not going as I’m house sitting and dog sitting so don’t want to leave the dogs for too long.

Takeaway and binge watching ahead

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I should be fixing the leaking toilet filler feed pipe but I'm here dressed in a school uniform trying to meet men on the internet.

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By * kiss like morphine OP Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"Been clearing a house out. Two rooms down, another 5 to go…..

Now seriously contemplating going to the pub and getting blootered."

Adds blootered to the long list of getting d*unk colloquiumisms.

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Chilling at home alone (I'm always alone) wearing scant pants sipping a glass of chilled white wine listening to my music and wondering what to do for dinner, go out and eat, or stay home and cook or have a salad, or just a lad and leave Sal out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up from a nap. My arms and legs are numb, so I’m just lying on the couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on my sofa watching a film x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"In the garden sipping gin…

Should have someone pouring it for me. It’s an outrage I’m doing it myself.

That really is outrageous. You should have people to do that for you. How can you relax and pour your own gin at the same time lol

I know!! Right.

. I should be worshipped

Sorry I’ll be right over. Should I bring a selection of grapes cheese and biscuits too?

Oh my god. Can I keep you?

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Eating pringles, watching Black mirror and wish I had a date for the night

Same! Watching cricket instead of Black Mirror though

You know where you can stick it

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

"In the garden sipping gin…

Should have someone pouring it for me. It’s an outrage I’m doing it myself.

That really is outrageous. You should have people to do that for you. How can you relax and pour your own gin at the same time lol

I know!! Right.

. I should be worshipped

Sorry I’ll be right over. Should I bring a selection of grapes cheese and biscuits too?

Oh my god. Can I keep you? "

You might be able to ask ma’am if you can borrow me for the weekend

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Been clearing a house out. Two rooms down, another 5 to go…..

Now seriously contemplating going to the pub and getting blootered.

Adds blootered to the long list of getting d*unk colloquiumisms."

Ditto lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"In the garden sipping gin…

Should have someone pouring it for me. It’s an outrage I’m doing it myself.

That really is outrageous. You should have people to do that for you. How can you relax and pour your own gin at the same time lol

I know!! Right.

. I should be worshipped

Sorry I’ll be right over. Should I bring a selection of grapes cheese and biscuits too?

Oh my god. Can I keep you?

You might be able to ask ma’am if you can borrow me for the weekend

I wouldn’t want to upset her. She sounds fierce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating pringles, watching Black mirror and wish I had a date for the night

Same! Watching cricket instead of Black Mirror though

You know where you can stick it

If we both solve our date problem you can tell me

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Just waking up from a nap

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

I wouldn’t want to upset her. She sounds fierce.

No not at all. Firm but fair. You not have to fill in a report card for her after though so that she knows I behaved well

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I wouldn’t want to upset her. She sounds fierce.

No not at all. Firm but fair. You not have to fill in a report card for her after though so that she knows I behaved well

I’m easily pleased. Bring me food & drinks and you’ll get a glowing report

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

I wouldn’t want to upset her. She sounds fierce.

No not at all. Firm but fair. You not have to fill in a report card for her after though so that she knows I behaved well

I’m easily pleased. Bring me food & drinks and you’ll get a glowing report

Oh no problem then. Let me check with ma’am and I grab my report card and head over x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Sitting on the sofa eating chocolate mini Weetabix because I've had nothing to eat but food all day. I should be preparing a delicious and nutritious dinner and tidying up.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We're butt-naked at the naturist club we're members of. I (Luke) am lying on a towel on the lawn and Hannah's in the pool. Lovely!

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By * kiss like morphine OP Man
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"We're butt-naked at the naturist club we're members of. I (Luke) am lying on a towel on the lawn and Hannah's in the pool. Lovely! "

Oh which one?

I've been looking at taking that plunge after a beach visit last year.

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

Yes a fucking outrage where is cinders when you need her being nobbed by buttons i am sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat in a beer garden, slowly draining a nice merlot and cheese cob, instead of home doing house work.

What are you doing right this moment what but should be doing someone or something else? "

I'm sitting on my backside scrolling through Fab when I should be doing about a million and one other things....

Mrs

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Sprawling naked on my bed lol

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

we are sat in the cool of our living room, perving the site, drinking cold beer and enjoying the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging in my egg chair in the garden listening to my latest book

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

On the sofa battling the urge to go for a nap as I'm slightly hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in Glasgow Airport waiting for my plane.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Soaking up the shade

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By *ark.aitkenMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

About to leave the house, find a nice beer garden, soak up the last of the sun, and flirt flirt flirt x

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