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Is there anything less attractive than a bloody axe wound?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just been chopping wood for the fire, a piece shot up and gashed my forehead... anyone got a Mr Man plaster for my bo-bo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And here was me thinking you'd started a thread on period fanny shots. You're getting less predictable by the day y'know!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I thought it was going to be about fannies lol. Im laughing cause the times i hit myself in the face when im taking the bottom of the hoover. i give it a pull and it comes up and smacks me straight in the face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let it not be said I am too predicatable Wish-Meister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let it not be said I am too predicatable Wish-Meister "

I feckin knew you'd say sommat like that.

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

could be worse, some idiot i know was distracted whilst chopping kindling..

straight through part of the thumb nail..

ouch..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?"

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones! "

glo in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been chopping wood for the fire, a piece shot up and gashed my forehead... anyone got a Mr Man plaster for my bo-bo "

you dont need a plaster, it just needs kissing better, always worked when we was kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just been chopping wood for the fire, a piece shot up and gashed my forehead... anyone got a Mr Man plaster for my bo-bo

you dont need a plaster, it just needs kissing better, always worked when we was kids "

Ooo, great idea.... You any good at first aid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been chopping wood for the fire, a piece shot up and gashed my forehead... anyone got a Mr Man plaster for my bo-bo

you dont need a plaster, it just needs kissing better, always worked when we was kids

Ooo, great idea.... You any good at first aid? "

well as it happens i am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just been chopping wood for the fire, a piece shot up and gashed my forehead... anyone got a Mr Man plaster for my bo-bo

you dont need a plaster, it just needs kissing better, always worked when we was kids

Ooo, great idea.... You any good at first aid?

well as it happens i am "

better get here quick, I need urgent attention

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones! "

Pink, green, yellow or orange? I'm a qualified first aider and ex St John Ambulance member so lots of experience in putting one on properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones!

Pink, green, yellow or orange? I'm a qualified first aider and ex St John Ambulance member so lots of experience in putting one on properly."

Careful there, first ajders do not apply plasters due to allergy risks! Much better ti apply a dry sterile dressing, alternatively, get the hack saw out and lop it off! D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones!

Pink, green, yellow or orange? I'm a qualified first aider and ex St John Ambulance member so lots of experience in putting one on properly."

Orange please, it will bring out the colour of my eyes

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones!

Pink, green, yellow or orange? I'm a qualified first aider and ex St John Ambulance member so lots of experience in putting one on properly.

Careful there, first ajders do not apply plasters due to allergy risks! Much better ti apply a dry sterile dressing, alternatively, get the hack saw out and lop it off! D."

Don't worry - they are hypo-allergenic ones suitable for the sensitive, the young and the foolish!

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones!

Pink, green, yellow or orange? I'm a qualified first aider and ex St John Ambulance member so lots of experience in putting one on properly.

Orange please, it will bring out the colour of my eyes "

And would you like me to draw a smiley face on it for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones!

Pink, green, yellow or orange? I'm a qualified first aider and ex St John Ambulance member so lots of experience in putting one on properly.

Careful there, first ajders do not apply plasters due to allergy risks! Much better ti apply a dry sterile dressing, alternatively, get the hack saw out and lop it off! D.

Don't worry - they are hypo-allergenic ones suitable for the sensitive, the young and the foolish!"

Sensitive young and foolish are my middle names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, there is. A man with no control over his chopper

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France


"I have some cute ones with Thomas Tank Engine on them? Or in the bottom of the first aid box I think there are some brightly coloured fluorescent ones?

I like the sound of the fluorescent ones!

Pink, green, yellow or orange? I'm a qualified first aider and ex St John Ambulance member so lots of experience in putting one on properly.

Careful there, first ajders do not apply plasters due to allergy risks! Much better ti apply a dry sterile dressing, alternatively, get the hack saw out and lop it off! D.

Don't worry - they are hypo-allergenic ones suitable for the sensitive, the young and the foolish!

Sensitive young and foolish are my middle names "

Hmmm...that statement may call for a trip to hospital - just in case that head injury has given you concussion. I fear you may be having delusions?

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