FabSwingers.com forum: Bacon sarnie or a shag?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can choose only one.

Which are you choosing *right now*?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bacon butty, had a shag yesterday

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Well I don't eat bacon so I guess it would have to be a shag.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Shaggy always

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can choose only one.

Which are you choosing *right now*?

Would have to be a damn good shag to forego a bacon sarnie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny will be waking with a hangover just as I finish work and get into bed. I'm taking her up a bacon sarnie to eat whilst I slip her a length, win/win.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Bacon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Sandwich, as I'm having the shag tonight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

Shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being alone and without bacon… it’s real toss up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've wakened up insanely horny and have no man or bacon

Right now, I'd choose shag x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie please, but can I have a fried egg with it? The shag can wait til another time (probably July)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

bacon with brown sauce please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

shag always..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet from last nights dreams so shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sex, but only good sex.

Otherwise I'll take the bacon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I've really gone off bacon so shag by default.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irwolf20Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Butty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bacon sarnie with brown sauce

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Crispy bacon please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Bacon sarnie pretty please. I haven't had a decent one for about seven years now.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Bacon sarnie with brown sauce

"
snap... haha glad someone else mentioned the sauce.. a key ingredient!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

I’m veggie, but definitely a shag anyway.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a choice now?

Bacon smells good in a morning though doesn’t it!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Coffee coffee coffee can eat until at least dinner time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Bacon sarnie with brown sauce

snap... haha glad someone else mentioned the sauce.. a key ingredient!"

I can't eat one without it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Bacon sarnie with brown sauce

snap... haha glad someone else mentioned the sauce.. a key ingredient!

I can't eat one without it"
Adds a little tang

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I feel like saying ‘fuck a bacon sarnie!’ But I fear that will be taken the wrong way

Definitely sex for me!

food can wait.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nigma2000Man
over a year ago

Keighley

Morning horn till going so have to be a shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Not so keen on bacon, but sausage definitely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd rather have a bowl of cocopops

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being alone and without bacon… it’s real toss up

A real toss off?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty with brown sauce

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

What’s with the ‘already had a shag’ ir ‘going to get a shag later’. More! Bacon sucks.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not both?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty please as I'll be having a shag later.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Since I'm alone I guess it'll have to be the bacon sandwich

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

I can bring bacon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t I have one and then the other? I’ll cook the bacon if that helps

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a tick cut gammon steak count?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

No contest...shag every time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ritladMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"Bacon butty, had a shag yesterday

Now you’re just boasting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *k_123Man
over a year ago

the north

She can eat the bacon sarnie whist we shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Off to get the bacon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you wrapped the bacon aro..........forget it I have been watching the inbetweeners

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

Bacon butty. With brown sauce

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Food can wait this morning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

bacon every time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Bacon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not keen on bacon. So I will have, sausage, bubble, egg and brown sauce in a baguette. Then have that shag to work it off!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Is there a third option for those who can’t have any of these two?

I feel very left out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the sex please. Is it being delivered?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Just had a bacon butty ,so can I have a shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a veggie. So I guess I’ll take the shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bacon Roll

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I am about to get a nice fresh hot bacon roll from the shop soon

when I go food shopping

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

When I can have both then I will put a ring on it.

Impossible decision OP.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag please. I can have a bacon butty for lunch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i have a sex sandwich, please?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ornyguy666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Shag shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

How much choice do I get about who I’m shagging? Could tip the balance

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Shag as I can buy bacon anytime……

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"I'll take the sex please. Is it being delivered?"

Yep, check your letterbox

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I don't eat meat so I reckon it will have to be a shag!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take the sex please. Is it being delivered?

Yep, check your letterbox"

You got it stuck last time you tried to put it in there!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"You can choose only one.

Which are you choosing *right now*?

Bacon sandwich

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well I've had my bacon butty.

So a shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am alone this morning so bacon & mushroom cob it was

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A shag. I've not long woken up.

Bacon butty for afterwards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"A shag. I've not long woken up.

Bacon butty for afterwards

But I've not got anyone to shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Bacon sarnie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Bacon sarnie "

You've got nice floorboards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

As I'm peckish would have to be a bacon buttie.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"A shag. I've not long woken up.

Bacon butty for afterwards

But I've not got anyone to shag"

Happy to volunteer Miss!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Prefer a nice intimate fuck to a shag.

Bacon sandwich is more of a lunchtime thing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Bacon Egg Banjo this morning- there’ll be shagging tonight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'll take the sandwich. Can it be served by a handsome man?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

There's plenty of bacon in the fridge. There are 0 shags.

So if you're offering OP, I'll go shag please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll shag you while you feed me a bacon sarnie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

"I’ll shag you while you feed me a bacon sarnie

We feed each other, or its no deal?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll shag you then once done I'll go and make a bacon sarnie. I'll bring it over for you to enjoy after a good shag

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's plenty of bacon in the fridge. There are 0 shags.

So if you're offering OP, I'll go shag please. "

On my way right now! See ya in 24 hours ..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bwstarzWoman
over a year ago

south cheshire

Bacon butty! With butter on please which is apparently controversial- has to be real butter though.

Is it the north / south divide as to whether it’s a sandwich, sarnie or butty?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Right now I'm picking the sandwich... I am fucking starving and would devour it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Bacon sarnie please with ketchup

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've just had some fruit loaf so I'll have a shag.

Ta.

All I need now is a lady to join me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Shag, no question!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"There's plenty of bacon in the fridge. There are 0 shags.

So if you're offering OP, I'll go shag please.

On my way right now! See ya in 24 hours ..

You're a gem.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread