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"I'm sleepy. But I've barely slept this week so I'm waiting until I pass out." How come you’re not sleeping? | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep " • He knows the Drill.  | |||
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"I'm sleepy. But I've barely slept this week so I'm waiting until I pass out. How come you’re not sleeping?" It's too hot. I've got a sore throat and my nose is blocked. I'm a mother. I'm on my period and every few hours I feel big chunks of my insides slide down my fanny walls down onto my pad. I'm also very depressed and overthink especially at bedtime. And I live with loads of noisy people who are awake and stumble to bed hour after hour. Please pray for my sleep.  | |||
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"I'm going good As for bored I never do never understand how folk become must be lacking imagination " That's literally the wankiest answer ever... "I never get bored because I'm so intelligent" Fuck off! | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep • He knows the Drill. "No, don't bore me. Piscy you can change my period pads every couple of hours so I do not have to get up and do it and Nero you can fan me to stop me overheating and then together I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. | |||
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"I'm going good As for bored I never do never understand how folk become must be lacking imagination That's literally the wankiest answer ever... "I never get bored because I'm so intelligent" Fuck off!" intelligent people get the most bored of all i saw sherlock | |||
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"I had a good shit 15 mins ago number 2 number 2 of the day" *high five* I'm a one a day kind of woman. I bet you feel all refreshed and ready for bed now. | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep • He knows the Drill.
No, don't bore me. Piscy you can change my period pads every couple of hours so I do not have to get up and do it and Nero you can fan me to stop me overheating and then together I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows."I can do the singing part but I'm not so sure about changing your pads, can I not just stuff you with a tea towel? | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep • He knows the Drill.
No, don't bore me. Piscy you can change my period pads every couple of hours so I do not have to get up and do it and Nero you can fan me to stop me overheating and then together I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows."Please record the lullabies... and play them for me  | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep • He knows the Drill.
No, don't bore me. Piscy you can change my period pads every couple of hours so I do not have to get up and do it and Nero you can fan me to stop me overheating and then together I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows."• You do have a rather whimsical imagination. I think I could seduce you...with my wanton prose. | |||
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"I had a good shit 15 mins ago number 2 number 2 of the day *high five* I'm a one a day kind of woman. I bet you feel all refreshed and ready for bed now." full of beans when i finnished a scraped the ground with my feet then shot off down the stairs like usain bolt ran round the house for 10 mins in a giddy mania now im sat panting in a ball on the sofa  | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep • He knows the Drill.
No, don't bore me. Piscy you can change my period pads every couple of hours so I do not have to get up and do it and Nero you can fan me to stop me overheating and then together I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows.
I can do the singing part but I'm not so sure about changing your pads, can I not just stuff you with a tea towel? "Damn. I never thought of that. I think that's a great idea. My fanny can handle 100cm x 100cm tea towel so make sure to bring one with you.
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"intelligent people get the most bored of all i saw sherlock " Guess you never get bored then...  | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep • He knows the Drill.
No, don't bore me. Piscy you can change my period pads every couple of hours so I do not have to get up and do it and Nero you can fan me to stop me overheating and then together I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows.
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You do have a rather whimsical imagination. I think I could seduce you...with my wanton prose."Wanton prose? What does that mean? I'm not sophisticated enough to know. A little tasty dumpling that likes to have a chat before bed? I will be seduced immediately. | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep • He knows the Drill.
No, don't bore me. Piscy you can change my period pads every couple of hours so I do not have to get up and do it and Nero you can fan me to stop me overheating and then together I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows.
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You do have a rather whimsical imagination. I think I could seduce you...with my wanton prose.
Wanton prose? What does that mean?
I'm not sophisticated enough to know. A little tasty dumpling that likes to have a chat before bed? I will be seduced immediately."• If you have quinny then you're sophisticated enough for me. | |||
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"intelligent people get the most bored of all i saw sherlock Guess you never get bored then... "only when people respond to comments i make in threads | |||
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"I'm on my way to see Lemon and bore her so she can sleep • He knows the Drill.
No, don't bore me. Piscy you can change my period pads every couple of hours so I do not have to get up and do it and Nero you can fan me to stop me overheating and then together I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows.
I can do the singing part but I'm not so sure about changing your pads, can I not just stuff you with a tea towel?
Damn. I never thought of that. I think that's a great idea. My fanny can handle 100cm x 100cm tea towel so make sure to bring one with you.
Thanks bestie."I'll roll it into a nice sausage and then fold it before the stuffing and you're always welcome | |||
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"intelligent people get the most bored of all i saw sherlock Guess you never get bored then... only when people respond to comments i make in threads"I only mentioned it as it doesn't make any sense ?? | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part" Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J | |||
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"I'm sleepy. But I've barely slept this week so I'm waiting until I pass out. How come you’re not sleeping? It's too hot. I've got a sore throat and my nose is blocked. I'm a mother. I'm on my period and every few hours I feel big chunks of my insides slide down my fanny walls down onto my pad. I'm also very depressed and overthink especially at bedtime. And I live with loads of noisy people who are awake and stumble to bed hour after hour. Please pray for my sleep. "I’m on m knees!  | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J" • Piscean Dream: don't forget to send me your audio clip for archival purposes.   | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J" I'll be in as usual probably but not singing about the above in public   | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J" Ooh. Are we doing that again? | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J I'll be in as usual probably but not singing about the above in public "But... 
Have you seen the puppies on the moon
Using their paws to hold a spoon
To eat lemon sorbet all day long
Sometimes they dance to their favourite song
While dancing on
marshmallows...
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J Ooh. Are we doing that again? "• The Temptress has awoken from her Crypt. | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J Ooh. Are we doing that again? "I reckon. Although I haven't recorded anything yet. | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J Ooh. Are we doing that again?
I reckon. Although I haven't recorded anything yet."That's tomorrow's job! | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J • Piscean Dream: don't forget to send me your audio clip for archival purposes. "All my past stuff is public | |||
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" I want you to both sing me sweet lullabies about puppies on the moon eating lemon sorbet and dancing on marshmallows. I can do the singing part Karaoke. Tomorrow. Please. J I'll be in as usual probably but not singing about the above in public
But...
Have you seen the puppies on the moon
Using their paws to hold a spoon
To eat lemon sorbet all day long
Sometimes they dance to their favourite song
While dancing on
marshmallows...
J" | |||
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"Just got home from work... I have some cheap beer. " • But you are priceless.  x | |||
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"Just got home from work... I have some cheap beer. • But you are priceless. x"As are you dearest Nero | |||
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"I’m up, can’t sleep in this heat. " After seeing your pics I'm up too! | |||
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"I'm sleepy. But I've barely slept this week so I'm waiting until I pass out. How come you’re not sleeping? It's too hot. I've got a sore throat and my nose is blocked. I'm a mother. I'm on my period and every few hours I feel big chunks of my insides slide down my fanny walls down onto my pad. I'm also very depressed and overthink especially at bedtime. And I live with loads of noisy people who are awake and stumble to bed hour after hour. Please pray for my sleep. "Damn that's a lot to deal with. Sounds like both mind and body has overworked. *praying hands* | |||
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"Julie knows how to work magic with her mouth. She sang me a beautiful lullaby about puppies eating lemon sorbet on the moon. "I feel there's the potential for a whole baby animals of the solar system album.
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