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"Good evening Nero I trust your well Hi _ittlebird xx" • Good evening and a very warm evening at that, Fôxy-Rêd! X² | |||
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"Hellooooo  "• Hello and good evening Flúffy Chìcken! How are you?  | |||
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"So tardy!!" • Exceptionally tardy. 
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"Good evening Nero I trust your well Hi _ittlebird xx" Hi beauts. Long time no see | |||
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Thank you darling. Hope you’re ok and smiling? Fridays are designed to be fashionably late. Don’t worry about it "• I totally forgot! I was making a Cafetière with Biscoff.  | |||
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"Howdy you two, was pondering if I was the only one waiting " • Howdy and how do you do, Wíldbïllkìd. You were the only one waiting. No one else was missing me.   | |||
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"Good evening Nero I trust your well Hi _ittlebird xx Hi beauts. Long time no see "I know,I needed some time out ,but I'm back | |||
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You were just waiting for it to go dark. It feels odd Noccing when it's still light.
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"Howdy you two, was pondering if I was the only one waiting • Howdy and how do you do, Wíldbïllkìd. You were the only one waiting. No one else was missing me. ""the waiting is the hardest part" apologies to Tom petty | |||
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"Slacking, Nero! Jolly good, why not, on a beautiful evening like tonight? Mrs TMN x" • Good evening Mrs TMN. It's been ages since our courteous gestures bumped into each other on Fab's quaint country lane. Are you well? | |||
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"Slacking, Nero! Jolly good, why not, on a beautiful evening like tonight? Mrs TMN x • Good evening Mrs TMN. It's been ages since our courteous gestures bumped into each other on Fab's quaint country lane. Are you well? "I know! Actually I'm not tip top, that's why I've had so much time to hang around in here. Getting there, though. How are you? | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!
You were just waiting for it to go dark. It feels odd Noccing when it's still light.
J"• Evening felicitations Jülië. I'm very sorry for the delayed start. It was due to engine trouble and cerebral overload. | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!
You were just waiting for it to go dark. It feels odd Noccing when it's still light.
J"Still light up here! Is noccing a euphemism?  | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!
You were just waiting for it to go dark. It feels odd Noccing when it's still light.
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Evening felicitations Jülië. I'm very sorry for the delayed start. It was due to engine trouble and cerebral overload."It's fine by me. I like to delay pleasure.
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"Where have you been young man!!! I told you be home before 10!! You are grounded Don't think corduroy trousers will stop me tanning your arse "• One day I will take a photo of my green skinny Corduroys and send it to you. Oh, and good evening SuperShy!  | |||
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"Howdy you two, was pondering if I was the only one waiting • Howdy and how do you do, Wíldbïllkìd. You were the only one waiting. No one else was missing me. "the waiting is the hardest part" apologies to Tom petty"• It's not petty to quote Tom. He's not a Heartbreaker. | |||
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"Good evening Nero I trust your well Hi _ittlebird xx Hi beauts. Long time no see
I know,I needed some time out ,but I'm back "Well I’m glad to see you back gorgeous and I hope you enjoyed your time out | |||
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"Evening all. Just having a last coffee before bed. " • A very cordial good evening to GentleMANfox! A serene presence of fine gentlemanly qualities....before he hits the sack...with a companion? | |||
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"Slacking, Nero! Jolly good, why not, on a beautiful evening like tonight? Mrs TMN x • Good evening Mrs TMN. It's been ages since our courteous gestures bumped into each other on Fab's quaint country lane. Are you well?
I know! Actually I'm not tip top, that's why I've had so much time to hang around in here. Getting there, though. How are you? "• I'm truly sorry to hear this. I think the ideal roadmap would be to have you back up to 100% fighting fitness AND still have you here on the fora, the Noc' and in the cradle of my arms. | |||
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"Where have you been young man!!! I told you be home before 10!! You are grounded Don't think corduroy trousers will stop me tanning your arse
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One day I will take a photo of my green skinny Corduroys and send it to you. Oh, and good evening SuperShy! "Dare you to pic I missed out that you missed dinner so no chaat for you Lol Hello everyone And bye John Wick 4 and ice cold milk with shreddies I am bound Have a great weekend everyone  | |||
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"Good evening Nero How are you this evening?"• I was fine. Now I'm the finest from your unexpected but delightful presence. Lïttlemissbellå69 - how is the Burgh of Edin? | |||
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"Evening all. Just having a last coffee before bed. • A very cordial good evening to GentleMANfox! A serene presence of fine gentlemanly qualities....before he hits the sack...with a companion? "Tout seul ce soir, comme toujours. | |||
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"Slacking, Nero! Jolly good, why not, on a beautiful evening like tonight? Mrs TMN x • Good evening Mrs TMN. It's been ages since our courteous gestures bumped into each other on Fab's quaint country lane. Are you well?
I know! Actually I'm not tip top, that's why I've had so much time to hang around in here. Getting there, though. How are you?
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I'm truly sorry to hear this. I think the ideal roadmap would be to have you back up to 100% fighting fitness AND still have you here on the fora, the Noc' and in the cradle of my arms."^ He's smooth. | |||
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"Good evening Nero, good evening everyone x" • A very good evening Çaliço_KinkéyKìtty! I've just stumbled upon your profile. It's very handsome and majestic. Bookmarked for posterity. Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship!  | |||
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"So tardy!! • Exceptionally tardy.
Çede.... "Does that mean tardiness is allowed.... | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!
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Now I'm the finest from your unexpected but delightful presence. Lïttlemissbellå69 - how is the Burgh of Edin?"You're making me blush It's been wonderful just now with the glorious sunshine! | |||
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Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc "You’re home now cowboy | |||
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"Where have you been young man!!! I told you be home before 10!! You are grounded Don't think corduroy trousers will stop me tanning your arse
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One day I will take a photo of my green skinny Corduroys and send it to you. Oh, and good evening SuperShy!
Dare you to pic
I missed out that you missed dinner so no chaat for you
Lol Hello everyone
And bye
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Have a great weekend everyone "• She came. She saw. She came again. She went. She's gone. | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!
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I'm...speechless... I'm not used to such irregular vernacular."That's twice today that I have surprised people with my postings. I'm going to try for a hat-trick! J | |||
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Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc "• There are many Nocturnalites and orphans beating their fists at the stained glass windows of the Nocturnal snúg bàr! | |||
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"Evening all. Just having a last coffee before bed. • A very cordial good evening to GentleMANfox! A serene presence of fine gentlemanly qualities....before he hits the sack...with a companion?
Tout seul ce soir, comme toujours.
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"So tardy!! • Exceptionally tardy.
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Does that mean tardiness is allowed.... "• I don't think I could ever refuse you. You always leave me captivated and spellbound. | |||
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You’re home now cowboy "they say it's where the heart is | |||
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"Slacking, Nero! Jolly good, why not, on a beautiful evening like tonight? Mrs TMN x • Good evening Mrs TMN. It's been ages since our courteous gestures bumped into each other on Fab's quaint country lane. Are you well?
I know! Actually I'm not tip top, that's why I've had so much time to hang around in here. Getting there, though. How are you?
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Now I'm the finest from your unexpected but delightful presence. Lïttlemissbellå69 - how is the Burgh of Edin?
You're making me blush It's been wonderful just now with the glorious sunshine!"• I am yearning for many things but right now I yearn for the Åutumnal trade winds.  | |||
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Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc
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There are many Nocturnalites and orphans beating their fists at the stained glass windows of the Nocturnal snúg bàr!"over on this side of the water "their learning to fly" | |||
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It's not petty to quote Tom. He's not a Heartbreaker.
Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc
You’re home now cowboy "• Do you realise you're pressing all the correct buttons with Bill? Call him "cowboy" one more time and he'll climax! | |||
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"Evening Treacle "• Evening Compy. I'm looking forward to seeing you soon. Ish. | |||
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It's not petty to quote Tom. He's not a Heartbreaker.
Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc
You’re home now cowboy
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Do you realise you're pressing all the correct buttons with Bill? Call him "cowboy" one more time and he'll climax!"I didn’t realise I was pushing anyone’s buttons? | |||
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"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!
You were just waiting for it to go dark. It feels odd Noccing when it's still light.
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That's twice today that I have surprised people with my postings. I'm going to try for a hat-trick!
J"• Fingers crossed, legs open, toga unravelled. ³rd time plucky. | |||
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Hello and good evening Flúffy Chìcken! How are you? "Hello Nero I am having holiday drinkies how are you doing? | |||
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"Good evening NeRo "• Hello my dear friend! DanieLpieRced!  | |||
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I was fine.
Now I'm the finest from your unexpected but delightful presence. Lïttlemissbellå69 - how is the Burgh of Edin?
You're making me blush It's been wonderful just now with the glorious sunshine!
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I am yearning for many things but right now I yearn for the Åutumnal trade winds. "Oh, i love the heat. I even fell asleep on my lounger | |||
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It's not petty to quote Tom. He's not a Heartbreaker.
Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc
You’re home now cowboy
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Do you realise you're pressing all the correct buttons with Bill? Call him "cowboy" one more time and he'll climax!
I didn’t realise I was pushing anyone’s buttons? "• I think the buttons are making him tickle. His test-tickles. | |||
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Hello and good evening Flúffy Chìcken! How are you?
Hello Nero I am having holiday drinkies how are you doing?"• I'm doing good, very good. I hope you are enjoying your little seasonal odyssey — a well earned break for you, my passionflower. | |||
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Cerebral overload but still as smooth a talker as ever dear Nero "• Are you glad it's Friday? | |||
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"Evening all. I’m on a boat in international waters. The air conditioning is bliss. That is all." Enjoy the vino | |||
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Please tell me about your new pet? Just summarise it.
And what happend to NakedTwister™...? | |||
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It's not petty to quote Tom. He's not a Heartbreaker.
Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc
You’re home now cowboy
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Do you realise you're pressing all the correct buttons with Bill? Call him "cowboy" one more time and he'll climax!
I didn’t realise I was pushing anyone’s buttons?
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I think the buttons are making him tickle. His test-tickles."Were you thinking out loud there darling? | |||
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"Good evening Nero How are you this evening?
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I was fine.
Now I'm the finest from your unexpected but delightful presence. Lïttlemissbellå69 - how is the Burgh of Edin?
You're making me blush It's been wonderful just now with the glorious sunshine!
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I am yearning for many things but right now I yearn for the Åutumnal trade winds.
Oh, i love the heat. I even fell asleep on my lounger "• Too hot for me. | |||
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"Enjoy the vino "The vino’s all gone-o. I’m off for some shuteye.  | |||
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"Evening all. I’m on a boat in international waters. The air conditioning is bliss. That is all." • And so our resident Bishop of Bliss † hath spoken. What time zone are you following on the chronometer, dear RTG?
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Cerebral overload but still as smooth a talker as ever dear Nero
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Are you glad it's Friday?"Very glad! Out for some drinks with some friends tomorrow and one weekend closer to afternoon tea | |||
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Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc
You’re home now cowboy
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Do you realise you're pressing all the correct buttons with Bill? Call him "cowboy" one more time and he'll climax!
I didn’t realise I was pushing anyone’s buttons? ""you got lucky ,babe" | |||
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Parachuting in, what a great post & thread.
G'day to you all. In 45mins it will be another day, do we re-greet one another? | |||
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Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc
You’re home now cowboy
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Do you realise you're pressing all the correct buttons with Bill? Call him "cowboy" one more time and he'll climax!
I didn’t realise I was pushing anyone’s buttons?
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Please tell me about your new pet? Just summarise it.
And what happend to NakedTwister™...?"Good evening Nerø, my new pet....?
He's still teeny tiny and very orange, that's all I'll say. 
Tell me a time and a place and I'll tell you if I can make it. .•*°° | |||
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Cerebral overload but still as smooth a talker as ever dear Nero
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" Parachuting in, what a great post & thread.
G'day to you all. In 45mins it will be another day, do we re-greet one another?"• Good evening Whåt³wørds! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal fellowship. You are most welcome here and there is a small 'honesty bar', past the vestibule on the right. Help yourself.  ³ | |||
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Does that mean tardiness is allowed....
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Cerebral overload but still as smooth a talker as ever dear Nero
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Are you glad it's Friday?
Very glad! Out for some drinks with some friends tomorrow and one weekend closer to afternoon tea
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It's not petty to quote Tom. He's not a Heartbreaker.
Nope. Only his band well I was feeling like a refugee, waiting for the noc
You’re home now cowboy
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Do you realise you're pressing all the correct buttons with Bill? Call him "cowboy" one more time and he'll climax!
I didn’t realise I was pushing anyone’s buttons? "you got lucky ,babe""Thank you. Babe | |||
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I think out loud in the cacophony of the Nocturnal. I whisper sweet everythings in the quietude of our bedroom, Le Petit Oiseau."That definitely pushed a certain button | |||
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Please tell me about your new pet? Just summarise it.
And what happend to NakedTwister™...?
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Good evening Nerø, my new pet....?
He's still teeny tiny and very orange, that's all I'll say.
Tell me a time and a place and I'll tell you if I can make it. .•*°°"• Pet!
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Cerebral overload but still as smooth a talker as ever dear Nero
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Very glad! Out for some drinks with some friends tomorrow and one weekend closer to afternoon tea
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Very glad! Out for some drinks with some friends tomorrow and one weekend closer to afternoon tea
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Very glad! Out for some drinks with some friends tomorrow and one weekend closer to afternoon tea
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Hello Nero I am having holiday drinkies how are you doing?
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"Hello! • Hello most magnificent stranger! " I've got a Beautiful Stranger earworm now. | |||
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"Hello! Hi Jim (Hug)" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. (hug) | |||
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"Hello! Hi Jim (Hug)" • Le Petit Oiseau is right: we really do need a hug emoji. | |||
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Thank you the weather is pants but it’s due to perk up tomorrow
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Hello Nero I am having holiday drinkies how are you doing?
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Thank you the weather is pants but it’s due to perk up tomorrow
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If the weather was knickers they could perk down seductively to the floor.
Or drop with a splash into the puddles "• How is Monte Carlo anyway? It's a long way from Tunbridge Hells. | |||
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"Hello! Hi Jim (Hug) • Le Petit Oiseau is right: we really do need a hug emoji." Like this one?
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"Good evening all. Hope this finds you well xx • Le renard de la campagne! Good evening!!
Hey Nero Ho's things with you? "° It's all fine and dandy, my eloquent equerry! | |||
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"whats going on in here ? Just peeping "• A very good evening ·íkcìv· Pêêp away. Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread.  | |||
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Fine and dandy is exactly the way to be, glad you're chipper x"• I'm actually getting ready for bed! | |||
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I'm actually getting ready for bed!"Nightgown, hat, and candle I hope? x | |||
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Fine and dandy is exactly the way to be, glad you're chipper x
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Nightgown, hat, and candle I hope? x"• Plus a chamber pot and copper bed warmer. | |||
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"On this day 1994 O.J. Simpson decided not to turn himself in on murder charges. LA police chased his Ford Bronco for 1 and a half hours before he eventually gave up." This was epic
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"On this day 1994 O.J. Simpson decided not to turn himself in on murder charges. LA police chased his Ford Bronco for 1 and a half hours before he eventually gave up. This was epic
It reminded me of the Dukes of Hazard "I don't recall O.J . Simpson wearing short denim shorts. | |||
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"On this day 1994 O.J. Simpson decided not to turn himself in on murder charges. LA police chased his Ford Bronco for 1 and a half hours before he eventually gave up. This was epic
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It reminded me of the Dukes of Hazard
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Only in his “other” movies
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Now i'm upstairs having a cuppa. So ..... here's slurping right at ya ! | |||
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"Good evening all. Went to bed early (9.30) but woken by my dog barking at midnight every few seconds. So now I am awake. (* you may ask "why was Midnight in your house and why was your dog barking at her?" I have no suitable answer, maybe it is a comment on my subconscious desires ) "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, hkphooey. Nero's cleared off. | |||
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"I've got three mosquito bites on my feet. And I've scratched them. I should have worn ."Jimmmmmmmmmm ! such lovely testicle warmers | |||
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"It really is that time again "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ToyahandRuss. It'll be over in a minute. | |||
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"Good evening all. Went to bed early (9.30) but woken by my dog barking at midnight every few seconds. So now I am awake. (* you may ask "why was Midnight in your house and why was your dog barking at her?" I have no suitable answer, maybe it is a comment on my subconscious desires )
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, hkphooey. Nero's cleared off."Evening Jim. No staying power (says the bloke who was tucked up and asleep before the thread started). | |||
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"Good Morning all, I fell asleep downstairs.... I like it when that happens Now i'm upstairs having a cuppa. So ..... here's slurping right at ya !"You like it when that happens. That would be me not sleepin' tonight. 
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to warm for sleep as not used to this heat in scotland. Anything over 5 degrees and we break out the factor 50 duffle coat | |||
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"Good evening all. Went to bed early (9.30) but woken by my dog barking at midnight every few seconds. So now I am awake. (* you may ask "why was Midnight in your house and why was your dog barking at her?" I have no suitable answer, maybe it is a comment on my subconscious desires )
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, hkphooey. Nero's cleared off.
Evening Jim. No staying power (says the bloke who was tucked up and asleep before the thread started)."Are you slurpin' tea? | |||
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"Evening all...got the wine on the go "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bunny. I'm sober and I've got double vision. | |||
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"Evening all to warm for sleep as not used to this heat in scotland. Anything over 5 degrees and we break out the factor 50 duffle coat "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Durtie Sanchez. Do you even know what to do when it isn't raining? | |||
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" Are you slurpin' tea?" Hate tea, but sitting here thinking I might get a coffee. Had a chicken drumsrick and a ginger ale when I went down to sort out the dog. But that was nearly an hour ago. | |||
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"Evening all to warm for sleep as not used to this heat in scotland. Anything over 5 degrees and we break out the factor 50 duffle coat
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Durtie Sanchez. Do you even know what to do when it isn't raining?"We usual go back indoors and wait for it to rain again | |||
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" Are you slurpin' tea? Hate tea, but sitting here thinking I might get a coffee. Had a chicken drumsrick and a ginger ale when I went down to sort out the dog. But that was nearly an hour ago." You need some sustenance. | |||
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"Evening all to warm for sleep as not used to this heat in scotland. Anything over 5 degrees and we break out the factor 50 duffle coat
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Durtie Sanchez. Do you even know what to do when it isn't raining?
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"Who's going to be poster 175¿" Not me…..but I’m sneaking in late! Hello Nero and hello hello hello Jim! Lovely to see you | |||
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"Who's going to be poster 175¿ Not me…..but I’m sneaking in late! Hello Nero and hello hello hello Jim! Lovely to see you "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. It's good to see you. | |||
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