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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who enjoys a good fanny fart?

A decent queef?

A succulent front pump?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

We are the queef after

A porn star breaks the gang bang record.

And other lyrical genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’

I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discusting

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It’s the best guaranteed way to make myself proper belly laugh. I find a good queef hilarious. Unfortunately to the detriment of the one who made me queef. Proper passion killer.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’

I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan "

Wait until they start whispering to you, BanDerks.

Such secrets they tell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’

I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan

Wait until they start whispering to you, BanDerks.

Such secrets they tell.

"

Remember when mine tried to whisper in your hair, but instead blew your hair like a soft gentle summers breeze?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s the best guaranteed way to make myself proper belly laugh. I find a good queef hilarious. Unfortunately to the detriment of the one who made me queef. Proper passion killer. "

You gotta try get a high score; how many queefs during sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Discusting"

We’re discussing queefs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones i do in bed i giggle and I wonder when is it gonna stop lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sometimes I worry that she's not turned on enough and it's the sound of discomfort causing friction, like when you haven't changed your brake pads for years and your car makes funny noises whenever you tap the pedal just a millimetre or two.

But generally if it sounds like the noise your welly makes when walking though a boggy, muddy field - it's all good!

A

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’

I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan

Wait until they start whispering to you, BanDerks.

Such secrets they tell.

Remember when mine tried to whisper in your hair, but instead blew your hair like a soft gentle summers breeze? "

I felt like Nic Cage in Con Air when he got off the plane, except I got off and there was no plane.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First one I heard I was like ‘what was that!?’

I didn’t know such a thing existed until I heard it first hand. Ever since. Huge fan

Wait until they start whispering to you, BanDerks.

Such secrets they tell.

Remember when mine tried to whisper in your hair, but instead blew your hair like a soft gentle summers breeze?

I felt like Nic Cage in Con Air when he got off the plane, except I got off and there was no plane.

"

Proper made me giggle that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes I worry that she's not turned on enough and it's the sound of discomfort causing friction, like when you haven't changed your brake pads for years and your car makes funny noises whenever you tap the pedal just a millimetre or two.

But generally if it sounds like the noise your welly makes when walking though a boggy, muddy field - it's all good!

A"

That’s the best description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes I worry that she's not turned on enough and it's the sound of discomfort causing friction, like when you haven't changed your brake pads for years and your car makes funny noises whenever you tap the pedal just a millimetre or two.

But generally if it sounds like the noise your welly makes when walking though a boggy, muddy field - it's all good!

A"

You have such a way with words. Poetic.. Almost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they smell?

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sometimes I worry that she's not turned on enough and it's the sound of discomfort causing friction, like when you haven't changed your brake pads for years and your car makes funny noises whenever you tap the pedal just a millimetre or two.

But generally if it sounds like the noise your welly makes when walking though a boggy, muddy field - it's all good!

A

You have such a way with words. Poetic.. Almost "

My middle name is actually thesaurus.

A

#truestory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they smell?"

They smell like the wings of a butterfly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they smell?

They smell like the wings of a butterfly "

Fragrant pomegranate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plough Pose in yoga....that's all I'm saying.

P.S. If anyone is willing to lift my nationwide yoga ban I'd be very grateful.

Nell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they smell?

They smell like the wings of a butterfly

Fragrant pomegranate?"

With a hint of love

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Discusting"

What's disgusting about them?

It's only air trapped inside the woman that is forced out by the penis. I don't see that as disgusting at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they smell?

They smell like the wings of a butterfly

Fragrant pomegranate?

With a hint of love"

And a hint of lust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discusting

What's disgusting about them?

It's only air trapped inside the woman that is forced out by the penis. I don't see that as disgusting at all. "

Actually your physiology is not correct

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Discusting

What's disgusting about them?

It's only air trapped inside the woman that is forced out by the penis. I don't see that as disgusting at all. "

If you can’t touch the sides it doesn’t happen.

And some positions are pumpier than others…

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

In the right position you get a rhythm going with them. Could sample and use in music

Not beat boxing but queef boxing

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