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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That you haven’t told anyone in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if I can tell you in private

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That I’ve spunked on your bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was me that d*unk the sherry at 9 years old and not my nan

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I have a third nipple

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah."

Errr snail actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can recognise a Fabster just by their tits ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.

Errr snail actually "

I guess that makes more sense considering the size of your cock and the way you spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.

Errr snail actually

I guess that makes more sense considering the size of your cock and the way you spunk.

"

Not that I've looked at snails cocks or anything like that. I haven't honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your turn Anya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think about Rex whilst I lady wank with toys

F

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.

Errr snail actually

I guess that makes more sense considering the size of your cock and the way you spunk.

"

We’d make beautiful swinging offspring together

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I actually seriously considered fucking RexHoles but then I found out he had a wife and eleven kids and he abandoned them all to live out his life as a slug and I thought nah.

Errr snail actually

I guess that makes more sense considering the size of your cock and the way you spunk.

Not that I've looked at snails cocks or anything like that. I haven't honestly. "

** Google’s snail cocks

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I think about Rex whilst I lady wank with toys

F "

My undies have literally just fallen down

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By *9problemsMan
over a year ago

Winchester


"It was me that d*unk the sherry at 9 years old and not my nan "

Haha! Love this. I used to water down my mum and dads gum so they didn’t notice me borrowing it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I once had an entire picnic in Sainsburys in Wandsworth whilst wandering the aisles, eating food I picked up from the fresh section as I pushed a trolley with empty bags in and discarding the food wrappers in freezer compartments and behind tins of beans.

I then abandoned the trolley, bought 10 B&H and left.

In my defence I was a poor student and had just spent all bar my last £10 on hall accommodation fees.

A

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By *9problemsMan
over a year ago

Winchester


"It was me that d*unk the sherry at 9 years old and not my nan

Haha! Love this. I used to water down my mum and dads gin! so they didn’t notice me borrowing it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forget secrets instantly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That I’ve spunked on your bum hole "

Of course daddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if I can tell you in private "

Of course my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a power ranger. This is why I can't meet anyone as I can be beeped at any moment to destroy the mighty ooze. I get my spunk fix from him though so it's not too bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forget secrets instantly "

Unlucky son

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once had an entire picnic in Sainsburys in Wandsworth whilst wandering the aisles, eating food I picked up from the fresh section as I pushed a trolley with empty bags in and discarding the food wrappers in freezer compartments and behind tins of beans.

I then abandoned the trolley, bought 10 B&H and left.

In my defence I was a poor student and had just spent all bar my last £10 on hall accommodation fees.

A"

Thank you for sharing! I am not judging, I hope you enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can recognise a Fabster just by their tits .. "

The tits have been searching for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was me that d*unk the sherry at 9 years old and not my nan "

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm the perverted one of the two.

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a third nipple "

You haven’t told anyone…but has anyone else seen it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your turn Anya!"

Hand on heart, struggling to think of one I’ll get back to you asap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your turn Anya!

Hand on heart, struggling to think of one I’ll get back to you asap!"

I'll be waiting.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I really fancy someone who isn't my fiancé.

Don't tell anyone though yeah? If I see the press release about it, you and I will have words.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really fancy someone who isn't my fiancé.

Don't tell anyone though yeah? If I see the press release about it, you and I will have words."

Swear on my life, my lips are sealed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age "

………oh

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Keep I a secret

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age

………oh"

For fuck sake.

Bye that post.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I have a third nipple

You haven’t told anyone…but has anyone else seen it?"

No I put a plaster over it

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once accidentally stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut from Saintsburys. It wasn't my fault though! I put 2 in the bag and when I hit "look up item" I accidentally selected the single option and it just said to put it in the bagging area and I didn't tell anyone to correct it

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

We were all similar ages nothing perverse about it just boys being boys

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age "

Did you get your soggy biscuit badge?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Lol no but I’ve heard about the navy cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a third nipple

You haven’t told anyone…but has anyone else seen it?

No I put a plaster over it "

And no one’s ever queried it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once accidentally stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut from Saintsburys. It wasn't my fault though! I put 2 in the bag and when I hit "look up item" I accidentally selected the single option and it just said to put it in the bagging area and I didn't tell anyone to correct it "

You deserve to be in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once accidentally stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut from Saintsburys. It wasn't my fault though! I put 2 in the bag and when I hit "look up item" I accidentally selected the single option and it just said to put it in the bagging area and I didn't tell anyone to correct it

You deserve to be in prison "

They should be in prison for how much they charge! I'm a goddamn hero of the people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once accidentally stole a Krispy Kreme doughnut from Saintsburys. It wasn't my fault though! I put 2 in the bag and when I hit "look up item" I accidentally selected the single option and it just said to put it in the bagging area and I didn't tell anyone to correct it

You deserve to be in prison

They should be in prison for how much they charge! I'm a goddamn hero of the people!"

That’s true tbf

I remember when they first became available in Scotland, I got a bus over to the nearest city to buy six for my family. Somehow ended up coming home with 24 (two boxes of 12) because it worked out to be the same price

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm happily married and my husband uses the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happily married and my husband uses the forums. "

Oh my goodness

A scandal is brewing

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm happily married and my husband uses the forums.

Oh my goodness

A scandal is brewing"

No one will have a clue who he is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happily married and my husband uses the forums.

Oh my goodness

A scandal is brewing

No one will have a clue who he is."

It’s RexHoles, isn’t it?

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

I once kissed a girl and i liked it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once kissed a girl and i liked it."

How dare you

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich


"I once kissed a girl and i liked it.

How dare you "

There was wine, song it had to be done.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm happily married and my husband uses the forums.

Oh my goodness

A scandal is brewing

No one will have a clue who he is.

It’s RexHoles, isn’t it?"

Nah, too old.

Sorry Rex

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

I eat crunchy peanut butter from the jar with a spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I have nightmares about a certain man, half the time my nightmares consist of me trying to seduce him just to see if I can

Can’t go into much detail than that, but fuck - I’ve only told the husband the extent of my nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the perverted one of the two.

C"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I smacked a womans arse thinking it was my wife. She didn't flinch and I made a hasty retreat once I realised.

In my defence I did walk up behind her rather quickly and she had the same colour of jacket and hair colour of my wife

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By *allMeBeeMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age "

A wanking competition? What's the aim? First past the post? Technical and Stylistic Judgment? Distance?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stroked an older boys willy when I was camping with the scouts when I were a lad we were all having a wanking competition and his willy was huge so we all touched it purely innocent at that age

A wanking competition? What's the aim? First past the post? Technical and Stylistic Judgment? Distance????? "

Probably a line of guys holding the number boards up

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Cant i just lie its much easier

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"That I’ve spunked on your bum hole "

Was it heavy spunking? Is there a video?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I'm the perverted one of the two.

C "

I know! People are shocked by it but I am happily corrupting P as each day goes by.

C

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By *evils-bad-intentionMan
over a year ago

Saturday

I slept with my best mates older sister when I promised I wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A secret is a secret you sacriligiius heathens.

Bless you.

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By * and P southeastCouple
over a year ago

essex

When I was a lot younger me and my best friend used to arrange to go on innocent coach trips all over the country together

but what our families never knew was we were not actually going on the tours and day trips out with all the other people we were staying in bed having naughty fun together and any guys that we could pull this went on for nearly five years lol xx

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By *irwolf20Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

But it wouldn't be an actual secret then would it.

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