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By *inger_Snap OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I just got asked for id, trying to buy some beer for father's day. I'm 46.

What's happened that's made you laugh today?

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I get this a lot , that’s why I carry my I.d with me always .

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Thats got to be a compliment

A few work colleagues were absolutely slating the boss and didn’t realise they had joined the teams meeting. You have never seen so many people turn there cameras off and go on mute so quickly. It was very awkward after that

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In the US they card everyone. My MIL loved it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on

I’m still laughing about it now

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I just got asked for id, trying to buy some beer for father's day. I'm 46.

What's happened that's made you laugh today?

"

It's why I never shop for alcohol when out at supermarkets with Fox.

I'm sick of being asked if I'm buying booze for my daughter.......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on

I’m still laughing about it now "

My EBT produces the foulest farts. He walks up to you, stretches, squeezes one out in the process, looks up, thinks 'hell, that's bad' and walks off, leaving you spluttering in his wake.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on

I’m still laughing about it now

My EBT produces the foulest farts. He walks up to you, stretches, squeezes one out in the process, looks up, thinks 'hell, that's bad' and walks off, leaving you spluttering in his wake."

I think they’re hilarious when they do that

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By *inger_Snap OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I get this a lot , that’s why I carry my I.d with me always . "

New staff... The others know me well enough not to have to ask.

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By *inger_Snap OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on

I’m still laughing about it now "

bless him

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I took the dog out really early before it got too warm and he bent down to do a poop - I thought - and then let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. He looked round, smiled and just carried on

I’m still laughing about it now

bless him "

I know. I told him he was a good boy when I stopped laughing. Hope getting ID made your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got asked for id, trying to buy some beer for father's day. I'm 46.

What's happened that's made you laugh today?

"

Maybe you don’t look 46.

I’ll need to see your face again to be sure

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By *inger_Snap OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I just got asked for id, trying to buy some beer for father's day. I'm 46.

What's happened that's made you laugh today?

Maybe you don’t look 46.

I’ll need to see your face again to be sure "

I mean, I had my shades on, so he couldn't see my wrinkles/crows feet... But most of my tattoos were on show. I'm going to ask him how old he is with I go back lol

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Lord, me at a lotto ticket today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you're glad you carry your ID with you now!

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By *inger_Snap OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Bet you're glad you carry your ID with you now! "

I don't though... I had to leave the beer, bring my other shopping home (just bought an iced coffee, so couldn't leave everything and pop home - literally 2 minutes away) Going back in a minute

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By *inger_Snap OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Just went back... Didn't get asked by the girl on the checkout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arrival of the hog roast at work and my colleague telling someone he was vegan.

I know it shouldn't have been funny but it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordering a Friday night treat takeaway , literally 5 minutes after it was delivered someone put a slimming world flyer through my letterbox!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Just went back... Didn't get asked by the girl on the checkout."

I can’t believe you didn’t protest! I’d have kicked off and, if they didn’t adjust their attitude, smashed the place up. No other reaction is proportionate.

In and old job I once knocked on a house door and said “Hello, is your mum there?!” She said “Mate, I own this place”

*Buries head in hands

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