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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ever worn a t-shirt with a slogan on it that was so good strangers commented on it? Do tell

I bought my husband a t-shirt that said "Sorry ladies, I'm in the nights watch". We were going through the airport in Denmark and a security guard absolutely loved it. This was before the final series of GoT came out though

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

there’s one floating around facebook at the moment, has a picture of bob the building on it.

Text reads:

Can we fix it!?

No it’s fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Labrum jumper (sorry not a t-shirt) that reads "Designed by an immigrant" always gets positive comments when I wear it

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By *annaPlayABCCouple
over a year ago

Bacup

I once had a good one,just plain black t-shirt,with breathalyser machine and arrow pointing downwards stating 'please blow into apparatus in front of you until told to stop' LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one that someone bought me that says;

Don't flatter yourself, I only look up to you because I'm short.

I quite like that one.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Cal has had comments on a few of his... he has some really good ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a ‘big boss man’ top, a Drake and Jar Jar Binks graphic ‘I know when that Jar Jar Binks’ one and I recently wore a ‘daddy’s little kitten’ t shirt to a dress up party- they all had comments!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

There's a famous one that came out in the 80's by Dr. Pepper that said: I DP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few some funny and some controversial.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Ever worn a t-shirt with a slogan on it that was so good strangers commented on it? Do tell

I bought my husband a t-shirt that said "Sorry ladies, I'm in the nights watch". We were going through the airport in Denmark and a security guard absolutely loved it. This was before the final series of GoT came out though "

i have a tshirt that everyone lauhhs at or comments on, i got from.Qwerty.

its a smiling cloud with a rainbow over it and it reads

"We are all going to die"

right now i am wearing my t shirt with a snowmans body on it

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
over a year ago

N. London

I used to have one with:

HENTAI: It's that age-old story of 'girl meets octopus'.

I used to get some funny looks on the tube.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

King kurt big cock t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw excellent biker T-shirt said If you can read this the silly bitch has fallen off again

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I have a T-shirt that has “Talk to me Goose” the line from Top gun

I wore it for my teenage daughters parents evening when Top Gun 2 was released and a few of her teachers stopped me and asked me where I got it from

The daughter was absolutely mortified

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

saw one years ago,logo on back said,im a bomb disposal expert,if you see me running try and keep up.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I used to have a logo shirt for Croydon Warehouse Theatre which had the acronym CWT above my left boob. Many times I was asked what the other one weighed.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The one in my profile pic. I was minding my own business eating dinner in an hotel in Torquay I was staying when working there when a little old lady came up to me, patted my hand, and said "I wish I had the balls to wear that" haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a red one with the word Cuck-old but in the Coca-Cola stylisation, and a light pink with blue sleeves one with Sissy arched across the front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one doing the rounds I have seen online has across the front 'ask me about my ninja disguise'

I'll let you check it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any cool slogan T-shirts but I do have one with some boobies on it. That always gets a few double takes when I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an incredibly witty* niche bespoke football related t-shirt I had made up after a specific football related event, that supporters of the (little) team I follow would find (possibly) slightly amusing.

Alas, I can’t share the quote, team or t-shirt as it would reveal to the cross-over world of Fabdom and Little-team-whom-I-support just who I am in sex person mode. So that doesn’t really help the thread does it? Sorry.

(*I’m just a simple boy, so very easily amused)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I once wore a T-shirt so funny it broke Moby.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I have had a few t shirts that people have commented on over the years.

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Moby musician?

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

I have a black one with a cartoon Camel driving a tow truck with the slogan written underneath "Camel Tow, If it's wedged in tight we'll pull it out"

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

When my dad was alone my mam bought us matching T-shirts that read “member of the piss and moan about absolutely everything club” that one got a lot of comments. Years ago my mates fetched me a tshirt back from holiday thst had a small skinny bloke stuck in a robust ladies arse crack with her shouting “Charlie where are you”

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Alive not alone

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"last one dead is a cissy"

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kil them"

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

LMAO,Subtle.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Twat Hancock"

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"I have a T-shirt that has “Talk to me Goose” the line from Top gun

I wore it for my teenage daughters parents evening when Top Gun 2 was released and a few of her teachers stopped me and asked me where I got it from

The daughter was absolutely mortified "

Your ‘Talk to me Goose’ T inspired me to find my own - I have a picture of me wearing it on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier posing next to an F35 - over the course of three days aboard about 200 of the crew asked me where I got it and about half of them offered to trade for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a t-shirt dress that says "Don't be afraid to get on top...if he dies, he dies"

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I have one that someone bought me that says;

Don't flatter yourself, I only look up to you because I'm short.

I quite like that one."

I could do with that tshirt

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

My profile pic. Always got a few looks and comments

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I have a T-shirt that has “Talk to me Goose” the line from Top gun

I wore it for my teenage daughters parents evening when Top Gun 2 was released and a few of her teachers stopped me and asked me where I got it from

The daughter was absolutely mortified

Your ‘Talk to me Goose’ T inspired me to find my own - I have a picture of me wearing it on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier posing next to an F35 - over the course of three days aboard about 200 of the crew asked me where I got it and about half of them offered to trade for it. "

Excellent! Glad to be of inspiration

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm enjoying this thread

A friend of ours was once wearing a t-shirt with "Jesus saves" written above a picture of Jesus in front of a football goal. An old lady came up to him and was so pleased that he was proud of his religion he didn't have the heart to tell her it was a joke

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