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So if it’s not cake, what is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s the best euphemism you can relate you.

Do you invite them back to yours for a coffee?

Or I’d like to show you my anaconda sometime?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Or.. . do you want to come back for some sex? Generally works for me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or.. . do you want to come back for some sex? Generally works for me.

Mrs "

So does that now mean something else? I’m not sure.

I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people still display their etchings?

Did they ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask them if they have a hammer as I have some nailing that needs doing.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I just wink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do people still display their etchings?

Did they ever? "

What?

Do you want to see my artistic prowess?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Cloths Removed by poster at 16/06/23 07:29:30]"

Fify….This works.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake will always juat be cake ...

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"What’s the best euphemism you can relate you.

Do you invite them back to yours for a coffee?

Or I’d like to show you my anaconda sometime? "
paddle boarding nothing brings you closer as a paddle board

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Do you want to see my pussies

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Do you want to see my pussies "
are they hairy pussies, do they purr when you stroke them?

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"Do you want to see my pussies are they hairy pussies, do they purr when you stroke them? "

Well groomed & usually purring..

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Do you want to see my pussies are they hairy pussies, do they purr when you stroke them?

Well groomed & usually purring.. "
awwww and eating

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I sometimes offer to 'fix' their internet because I'm pretty fly for a WiFi.

That usually works.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I ask outright.

Are we having sex?

Maybe not in those words, but I like to be clear.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I were being indirect, I'd say "Fancy seeing my collection of cobwebs and dust?"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Wait what?

I thought they would really bring cake? Are your saying they were just offering me sex?

Fucking bait and switch.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

The last time I met someone who said he wanted to see me again, I asked if I should book a hotel for our next meet.....he said no. I knew I should have offered to bake him a cake.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The last time I met someone who said he wanted to see me again, I asked if I should book a hotel for our next meet.....he said no. I knew I should have offered to bake him a cake. "

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd like to do to you what I did to my big toe this morning.

Banged it twice on the coffee table.

A

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'd like to do to you what I did to my big toe this morning.

Banged it twice on the coffee table.

A"

And called it a fucking cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to do to you what I did to my big toe this morning.

Banged it twice on the coffee table.

A

And called it a fucking cunt?"

I'm dripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a stamp collection but it seemed to work.

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